I love my grandbabies, Jesus and politics! Minnesota State Apple Pie Champion 1993/1995. Zucchini Bread World Champion 1969. Snowbird. Grantifa accountant.
๐ต Guess what?
It takes Someone special
To be special, too
That's why, that's why
I'm special to you, girl ๐ต
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@VintageCulture
"That's Why"
There's a gaggle of ppl in my DMs questioning the legitimacy of me being the 1969 World Champion of Zucchini Bread.
Here's some proof. Sure, I was tripping balls, but ppl came from far & wide for my Zucchini Bread. ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
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@DropkickMurphys
to MAGA Republicans: โYouโre being duped by a bunch of grifters & billionaires who donโt give a shit about you or your familyโฆ if you call yourself a Patriot and you spout that election-denying shit, WAKE THE FUCK UP!โ ๐๐ฝ ๐บ๐ธ
Oh nothing, just hanging out w Thelma. Celebrating the downfall of
@WendyRogersAZ
&
@SteveSlatonAZ
with my award-winning [1969] World Famous Zucchini Bread chocolate chip muffins. Bon appรฉtit, Wendy!
A state grand jury, made up of everyday, regular Arizonans, has handed down felony indictments in the ongoing investigation into the fake elector scheme in Arizona.
@BarryMarkson1
@yvonnewingett
Whole camp shunning Kari the Clout Chaser ๐ now she's standing outside the club. Everyone told her this was going to happen. They're right; she's an empty-headed woman.
Apparently, lots of ppl have been thinking about Rome! Funny bc Thelma told me at BINGO she was thinkin about Rome.
I've been thinking about outer space and water collection systems. In thinking about water collection systems, I too, thought of Rome! Funny how that works.
The powers that be are showing us they TRULY believe that we, ALL of us, are inept and out to lunch. No one's out to lunch mfkas bc WE CAN'T AFFORD FOOD.
They have lavish dinners & showcases unveiling their newest "great" technology. Technology like DRONES MADE FOR WAR.
1/8
@ecfahrner
@TheRealThelmaJ1
There once was a lady named Doris
Who could see the trees through the forest
The people are sick don't ignore us
Ready to spin the block in my Taurus
I imagine that the memory part(s) of our brain have a ton of built-in safety features. Like a Toyota. A Toyota with a multitude of features still to be discovered & measured.
And then I remember that I need to read that dang manual ๐
@kaiser4az
Hello Mr. Lightyear please tell us ELDERLY constituents your plan to help us!! I don't care to read regurgitated info that I already know!!!
We can lead with LOVE, we can rebuild, we can create any peaceful, safe, flourishing, abundant, thriving, healthy, prosperous communities, societies and nations that we want to!
7/8
We have the technology, we have the heart, the smarts, the creativity, the drive, the resources. We've created everything already that we need RIGHT NOW.
We could put it to good use and we will. If not, we will destroy it.
8/8
@TheRealThelmaJ1
I get so MAD too Thelma!! But we MUST fight the good FIGHT! I'm going to bring those special FRUIT snacks to BINGO to help us relax ๐
@ecfahrner
@TheRealThelmaJ1
There once was a lady named Doris
Who could see the trees through the forest
The people are sick don't ignore us
Ready to spin the block in my Taurus
Had a lot of FUN at the senior center today! On Tuesdays we play Wii and get to pick out songs. I chose one of my faves Wii Tennis by
@1800HOTDAD
! Everyone LOVED it except Lorainne of course! She's a GRUMP
@TheRealThelmaJ1
@brtqueen
Much rather try feeding the hungry children in my community than giving my coins to help fund the preachers' next jet plane.
@TheRealThelmaJ1
Now why in the world would CON ARTIST MLM BOSSBABES be meeting with a potential AG? If I see one more fake herbalife smoothie shop I WILL SHIT MY BRITCHES THELMA!!
@Jnet_margarita
Hey, JMargs. You aren't living in The Book of Eli. Turning Point has you in their pocket so hard that I actually pity you. I'm about that cheese life too tho.
Maybe it's time to rock. Bc I know I'm not the only one who is feeling with all of their heart & might, FUCK YOUR WARS WE DONT WANT IT!! WE OBJECT! WE REFUSE!
6/8
@MastersPress
@bgmasters
Hey, Boogaloo Boi. A couple days ago you said that "White-Boy Summer" was coming early. What is "White-Boy Summer?" Are you talking about coca & the Klan?