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Calling out MAGA stupidity daily. Enjoying life, good health, wealth, and delicious MAGA tears. Life is good when you're fit and happy. #FDJT #FMAGA

Greater Tucson Area
Joined June 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@KandissTaylor What an evil post.
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@az_rww Lesson learned. Open carry AR 15s while wearing body amour, draped in flags, and it would have all been good.
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@BadLegalTakes I'm always amazed at how these self-proclaimed "patriots" never seem to have a clue about the Constitution...well, other than what they think the 2A says.
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@KandissTaylor I'm offended because you are using a tragic death to fuel your insane conspiracy theories and MAGA politics. You're a rotten Christian.
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@laurenboebert DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNER! The US is a representative democracy formed as a federal constitutional republic. The US is a democracy, full stop. Don't let the GQP convince you otherwise.
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@ShannyGasm I'm just shocked all these antiabortion folks are into DP.
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@JonnyRoot_ So you're going to vote for the guy currently in court for events dealing with paying off the porn star and Playmate he was fucking while his third wife was pregnant? The guy that talks about grabbing pussy? The guy that has stated multiple times he'd sleep with his daughter?
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Republicans taught everyone during the J6 hearings that Congressional subpoenas can simply be ignored. When are you getting indicted?
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@SwissWatchGuy She canโ€™t make the Nazis the enemy in her speech as it would offend the Nazis that vote for Trump.
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@AbrahamHamadeh LOL @ "playing nice." An armed insurrection that attempted to stop the peaceful transfer of power = "playing nice?" Gaslighting at its finest.
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BREAKING: Harris/Vance widen the gap in Arizona after Trumpโ€™s disastrous meltdown this afternoon on national media. Lake now trailing in her race by a staggering 26 points!! #HarrisWalz2024 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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@DrOz You do realize "the SQUAD" are in the House and you and Fetterman are running for Senate, right?
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@ben_the_dem Don't say mean things about the NYC trucker strike that never happened or he'll block you. Ask me how I know.
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@RonFilipkowski Candace today:
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@KandissTaylor @Just_An_Doggo I'm pretty sure you'll not heed this advice, but when standing in a hole, the best thing to do is stop digging.
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@charliekirk11 If those were his motives pretty sure this is not the flex you think it is.
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All you idiots holding $DJT since the IPO...you realize when your orange god returns to Twitter today, your stock is dropping another 20%? The only hope for you is Elon gets more billions from Saudi Arabia and buys another losing platform. #MAGAMeltdown #MAGACultMorons
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And MAGA thinks this guy will โ€œfixโ€ the economy? And BTW, the economy is doing just fine. $DJT #MAGACultMorons
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4 months
I got my (((Soros))) payment today!! Abortions on me all day tomorrow!
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The most legit interaction with a MAGAt I had all day on this platform. #MAGAts #MAGACultMorons
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@FFT1776 Guy makes a mistake 30 years ago, on the straight and narrow ever since. It's not like he stole from his own charity, raped someone, suspected of selling US intel to our enemies, has 34 felony convictions, etc., etc.
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BREAKING: Joe Biden no longer has the constraints of someone running for re-election PLUS the Supreme Court has just given him complete immunity from his actions. Time to activate Dark Brandon and the Deep State. #DarkBrandonDay
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I SWEAR TO GOD, AFTER VOTING FOR HILLARY AND BIDEN, THIS TRIAL WILL MAKE ME VOTE FOR TRUMP!! I JUST DONATED A MILLION DOLLARS TO TRUMP!!! #MAGACultMoron
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@RickyDoggin And the owner of the landscape company, a big guy, never cried a day in his life...walked up to Trump with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir? SIR!?? I'm going to install the greatest 30ft flag pole in history, a flag pole the likes of which was never seen before."
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@jeremyduda @KariLake Insane. Why would a Republican judge, with years of experience on the bench, need help writing an opinion that should be noncontroverscial with any reasonable person?
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Still voting for Biden. Who's with me? #Biden2024 #BidenDoesntLie #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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@MuellerSheWrote @alexanna29 And all the Biden haters watching had to Google "tranche."
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@lavern_spicer I work 30-35 hours a week and my income has seen a 10-12% increase every year since Biden's election. Just added up our portfolio and it's at another all time high. If this is Biden's doing I hope he keeps doing it!
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@KandissTaylor I can remember when Republicans supported America and not Commies.
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@Angry_Staffer If this were the case not a single Republican would win election/re-election.
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I'm here to tell you weird freaks that "Tampon Tim" only highlights your weirdness. MAGA is obsessed with controlling the female reproductive cycle and this exemplifies it. #HarrisWalz2024 #TamponTimmy #MAGACult #MAGAts
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@NikkiHaleyFan02 Just spitballing here...but because people vote, not land?
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MAGA: Look what your fucking cult gets people. Criminals so fucking stupid they videotaped their crimes and then posted them proudly to the Internet. #MAGACultMorons #TrumpisGoingToPrison
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@patriottakes I see they're also all about "family values" in that pic too.
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@isabellarileyus You should probably stop using them as a start. I mean, you do know what a pronoun is, right?
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@FFT1776 My taxes went up under Trump.
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@jason_koebler Google searches in Utah for, "What is a VPN" have spiked geometrically.
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@realTrentLeisy So then, Constitutionally speaking, Trump cannot run in 2024?
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@MysterySolvent Why do so many pics coming out of Mar-a-Lardo, home of the Party of "family values," look like low grade, aged former porn actors?
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@borrelli4sos You do understand people vote and not land, right? Right?
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@_BruceBane So the CIA and the US made Putin attack Ukraine? Makes total sense.
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@GrahamAllen_1 Are you talking the Classic Bible or White Republican Jesus version? The former's New Testament is pretty much all about being woke but the latter is of course about AR 15s and why wombs are scary things.
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Whoops. Looks like yet another Arizona legislator is blocking my 1A rights. @azgop you have another snowflake wanting a safe space from being called out on her lack of knowledge. AZ Supremes are appointed, not elected, and the majority of the Bar board is elected. She knows zero.
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Looks like Emo is after me too. Such a small account to bother with.
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@JakeHoffmanAZ No evidence? You videotaped your fucking crimes then signed documents memorializing your crimes. LOCK HIM UP!!
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John McCain was a true war hero. He was tortured and suffered for five years as an enemy combatant and POW. Trump and MAGA mocked McCain's service. To this day they continue to disparage the man. Knowing this I haven't a single fuck to give what they think of Walz's service.
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@William_E_Wolfe Never forget that a key aspect of MAGA is that they feel they are simultaneously the victim and the hero.
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Many MAGA tears and meltdowns today. Both Hunter and Judge Engoron delivered some major bitchslaps. #MAGAMorons
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LOL, special flower needs a safe space. So much for "free speech" in Arizona.
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@MonicaCrowley @KariLake I would encourage all Patriots to dig deep into their Social Security or disability checks to donate as much as they can.
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BREAKING: Last night's rally at the Diamond Arena in Glendale was the LARGEST political rally in Arizona's history! Pass it on. #TrumpIsDone #HarrisWalz2024
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@BarnettforAZ Give us the names of those without charges filed. I'm not saying your lying but you're lying.
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@mtgreenee Marge, how do you explain to your evangelical base that you are a serial fornicator?
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@WendyRogersAZ Was that photo taken as the rebel aircraft carriers guarded their airports?
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@ChuckCallesto 1) The judge will never allow it. 2) Why would anyone use a mockumentary in their defense?
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@DuchessofDrivel @JoshMandelOhio It's right in the beloved Constitution that White Republican Jesus wrote for us because he loves guns and freedumbz.
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@laurenboebert Everyone in the GQP seems to be able to afford a 70k, lifted gas guzzling pick up so I'm guessing a lot of people?
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@AgentSelf99B The funniest part is the crowd literally screaming for same night results feel the evidence this primary was rigged is due to...wait for it...how quickly the votes were counted. You really can't make this shit up. #MAGAchildren
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@ColoradoGuy2424 @elonmusk It's almost like there's a whole world, unrelated to your front door, that you never get to see.
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@KandissTaylor A little early in the morning to further divide the country, isn't it? And it's so Jesus to make things "us and them" and declare victory. I mean, that's 100% what the biblical teachings ascribed to Jesus say, amirite?
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To MAGA that are complaining about the cost of things like groceries: do you think Trump is going to make grocery prices go down? If so, how?
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@SteveLovesAmmo Have you considered people donโ€™t like you because youโ€™re a dick?
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@FoxNews That's funny, because if listened to his lyrics, you'd see his grievances would be fixed with a federal living wage and strong social safety net to include universal healthcare. So basically, liberal paradise.
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@KandissTaylor Btw, just like your evil post about Mathew Perry (which was totally wrong,) you are totally wrong here. Very sadly it looks like Murry committed suicide. You're truly an evil witch.
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@GaryPetersonUSA Gary, I think #StraightRiots need to hear this message! It will echo in our basement apartments and tiny inlaw suites!
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@TheRickWilson @NBCNews I think raping your wife's female lover is probably peak MAGA.
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@WendyRogersAZ "They?" You mean a jury of his peers? And he made himself guilty through a default judgement. Everyone take note: Wendy is making it clear she does not believe in the Constitutional concept of being judged by a jury of one's peers. She does not believe in due process. Commie!
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@duty2warn She's a special kind of stupid.
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The weather is beautiful today and Arizona fraudulent electors and other co-conspirators are now indicted. WHAT A DAY!! #ArizonaIndictments #MAGAMorons #AZGOP
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @KariLakeWarRoom Don't they have you blocked? I am part of the 70% of Arizona voters they have blocked.
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@Scotttaylorva So basically, just a call for MAGA?
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Nothing like targeted weaponization of the federal government in attacking state soveriegnty. I'll be really glad when you get cuffed for being a seditious conspirator as you continue to undermine our democracy and the rule of law.
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@WatchChad Wait. So today MAGAts don't think Putin is awesome? Don't trust Putin more than Biden as many of them have been asserting? And now Trump doesn't think Putin is "a genius?" When did this all change? It's hard to keep up with what you MAGAts believe.
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Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fellow than Derrick. #MAGACult #MAGAMoron
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@MikeSington Having grown up in a union home I can tell you that if those signs were real they'd have the local those folks belonged to on them.
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@ReportingfromNY @patriottakes Indeed. The only one convicted of fraud around this movie is D'Souza.
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Man that tried to steal the votes of millions of Arizonans, man with multiple felony indictments, thinks he's on the side of good fighting evil. Read the fucking room, will ya?
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We are in a battle between good and evil. Our battle isnโ€™t one with flesh and blood though. We donโ€™t fight people. We fight for people.
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Pull up next to a lifted truck with MAGA stickers or flags. Absolutely dust him in my EV SUV. They get upset every, single time. ๐Ÿคฃ #MAGAMoron #MAGACultMoron
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@laurenboebert LOL, world leaders openly mocked him on video. The only thing his attitude was a deterrent for was respect.
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WOW! The cult's boycott of NYC must be working as I hear Wall Street is closed today! #MAGAMorons #TruckersBoycottNYC #TrumpCult #TrumpisaRussianAsset
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@patriottakes Someone should tell Candace he's never going to sleep with her.
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@KandissTaylor Kandy, 48 of the 56 Founders did not "come to America" as they were born here. Happy I could clear that up for you.
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@Xisntfeespeech @SteveLovesAmmo Republicans have been gutting VA and mental health services since the time of Reagan.
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@WendyRogersAZ Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences. Fuck around and find out.
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OMG!!! Just one day after Walz is announced the Harris/Walz team has fixed the economy!!! #MAGAts #TrumpIsWeird #HarrisWalz2024
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@RightWingWatch Ah, the party of family values and White Republican Jesus. He sure seems like a nice guy full of Christ's love.
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@christina_bobb @CISAgov @stephen_richer Bring it all to Court...where the Bar can hold you accountable for all your lies. I dare you.
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OKAY EVERYONE! The Boss just sent out the news that Alex is officially taking over. From now on our (((Soros))) checks will be signed by Alex. I'll see what next week's check looks like before I judge. Long live The Boss! #MAGAIdiots #TrumpClownShow
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BREAKING: New polls show Harris ahead of Trump in all swing states by at least five points!!
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@KandissTaylor Classic Jesus or White evangelical Republican Jesus? Those two guys are entirely different. One is woke and the other one loves AR 15s.
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@MikeCrispiNJ Aren't you the guy that lost most of his life savings on $DJT?
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@mtgreenee @TPUSA It must be tough to sell books to people that don't read books.
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But totally not a cult.
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This construction worker says the construction workers Trump didnโ€™t pay โ€œdeserved it.โ€
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@brendatheking @TizzyEnt There's more than one video of Margie 3-toes and GED Barbie cursing, both of whom continuously tell us how Christian they are...as they fornicate with multiple men.
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The 1864 abortion law is contained within the Howell Code. Here's another part of that code: #ArizonaAbortionBan #MAGAMorons
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