D.C Ted @dcted Twitter profile

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D.C Ted

@dcted

2 years

When’s xmas

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D.C Ted

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2 years

What’s today

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Gn lol

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I’ll lead you to victory

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1 year

Southern accent cat: well hi

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Time 2 sleep

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2 years

Not gonna ask when’s new year, I know her

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2 years

Can��t even get these pants from my twink era past the thighs 😅

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2 years

It’s hard to explain but my tretinoin is really tretinoing

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D.C Ted

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3 years

taeao manuia, o a mai oe lmao

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2 years

I really just exist on two (2) planes or “realms”

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2 years

Gmorning

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1 year

Anyone good with door widening

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3 years

Oh my god

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11 months

38 + 2 weeks.. pregonananana.. eh

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2 years

Short people ruining my life with pant lengths 😭

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2 years

I don’t need a phone case because I hold my phone as if I’m choking it lmao

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2 years

In December, I’ll be opening up new pork markets

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D.C Ted

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1 year

Take me to your backyard

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D.C Ted

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6 years

Basic lighting system but lived for dual bog rolls

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2 years

Am I still your fav Pixar mom

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2 years

We’re online

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2 years

It’s a night early night

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D.C Ted

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3 years

I literally had to take this picture for work

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3 years

Bathroom mirror is finally clean enough to use for its purpose

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D.C Ted

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1 year

Gotta clean this mirror up after my lil instagram shoot

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D.C Ted

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8 months

Peeing in a hobbiton near you

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2 years

Meat my maker

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2 years

The light gave today

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D.C Ted

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11 months

Happy Sunday

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2 years

Hair prefers body wash apparently

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1 year

What should I wash today

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1 year

Where do we go at night

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1 year

AJ Your GIFs & Threads Pusher

@D_incredibleAJ

1 year

🚫 NO Cheating‼️ Post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context‼️

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D.C Ted

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3 years

Can’t bring myself to throw this top out even though it’s basically scritta paper at this point

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1 year

Gn to you only

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2 years

I’m hungry

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2 years

Someone got glass cleaner

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11 months

Asking to break

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1 year

Omw to top a top 🤭

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1 year

How are your days

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2 years

It’s a halo

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2 years

Artist with child (2022)

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2 years

We love: others bathrooms

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2 years

Are we giving February, or no?!

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2 years

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1 year

Go piss girl

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1 year

This mirror is cute though

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2 years

Hey tho

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2 years

Why am I shaped like this lmao

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1 year

Big bird door blast feels

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D.C Ted

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3 years

Ok we’re going this again

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11 months

Was i the gooper or goopee

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2 years

What am I listening to

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2 years

Que tal

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2 years

Need severe sleep

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2 years

Titty through a jumper though why? Why be hard

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2 years

Come see me near you

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2 years

Can someone come and iron for me and let these sleeves out

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D.C Ted

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3 years

My new leave in really isn’t playing around

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2 years

Miss this messy bun bitch

D.C Ted

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2 years

Can someone come and iron for me and let these sleeves out

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D.C Ted

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1 year

At the same time, hey

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2 years

Apologies in advance, I got a new mirror

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2 years

Moisturised, washed, blending into bed covers, ready to go

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2 years

So estranged from my father he saw a picture of me and asked if I’d been working out lol

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1 year

Couldn’t work it out 🤷‍♂️

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1 year

6 years ago v now 😭

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@kingoflevant

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6 years ago v now

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D.C Ted

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2 years

That’s why I partnered with siestas ltd

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D.C Ted

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1 year

The presenters were insane for this lol

Good Morning Britain

@GMB

5 years

Don’t be alarmed, but we have a very tall muscular man in the studio! 😀 Standing at 7-foot-2, Olivier Richters is the world’s tallest bodybuilder! 💪 @adilray | @kategarraway | @CharlotteHawkns | @realjoeswash | #GMB

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D.C Ted

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2 years

I had just eaten 6 eggs you can somehow tell

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D.C Ted

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1 year

Been drinking like a fish

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1 year

Felt an oat

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D.C Ted

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3 years

You know I’m in : a bathroom

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D.C Ted

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3 years

Giving well rested despite no sleep

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D.C Ted

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1 year

Open my mind with your big big eye

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D.C Ted

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1 year

Im getting hard on myself, sitting in my easy chair

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D.C Ted

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7 years

I'm really banking on aliens liking us like pets so I can just eat and stay home

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D.C Ted

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1 year

They need some bigger benches

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D.C Ted

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3 years

Morning

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D.C Ted

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2 months

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