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David Futernick

@davidfuternick

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NOBODY WANTS THIS September 26th on @netflix

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David Futernick

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5 months

My wife is having routine surgery today. I’m wearing a Knicks hat. First thing the surgeon says to me is “big win last night. I’m from New York.” Then proceeded to talk to me about the team while my wife sat there staring into the ether. She cannot escape my disease.

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David Futernick

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Gonna be another great season! #Knicks

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David Futernick

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3 years

Every NBA team’s social intern when they beat the Knicks

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David Futernick

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4 years

#TheLastDance Jerry Krause: I love the Jews. MJ:

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David Futernick

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6 years

@ShamsCharania Actual statement:

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David Futernick

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3 years

Good Morning to only people who believe in RJ Barrett.

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David Futernick

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4 years

I absolutely squandered my day making Bernie chair memes because I have no life. Thank God anyone actually funny muted me long ago.

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David Futernick

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6 months

A “Floor Fucker” sign at Bruce Springsteen on the night of the Curb finale. Perfection.

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David Futernick

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3 years

CP3 in the last year of that contract:

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David Futernick

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4 years

Pretty dope that the Knicks have Marlo Stanfield on a two-way. ( @Therealvinoo @JamieHector )

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David Futernick

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8 months

Could really use that All-Star Break.

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David Futernick

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3 years

Bad news: The Knicks look done. Good news: We're all alive and alcohol exists.

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David Futernick

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3 years

Anytime I log onto this stupid app.

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David Futernick

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4 years

I am up because of the tireless work of these two heroes. @kasie #WayTooEarly

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David Futernick

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9 months

Apologies to the city of Philadelphia for embarrassing your stupid sports teams twice in one weekend.

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David Futernick

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3 years

The hardest part about being a Knicks fan every year is when your casual NBA fan friends text “so what’s up with the Knicks?”

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David Futernick

@davidfuternick

4 years

Tik Tok vs. Facebook

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

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It’s a dance-off. Trump supporters vs Biden supporters...

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David Futernick

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4 years

God help you all if the Knicks ever win a chip.

Sidetalk

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4 years

Knicks Break .500

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David Futernick

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3 years

My wife’s newfound hobby is secretly taping me being a monster during Knicks games.

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David Futernick

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4 years

Pour a Slim Fast out for a damn hero...

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

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Tommy Lasorda has passed away at the age of 93 Here he is after the 1988 World Series. Absolute legend. Rest, Tommy...

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David Futernick

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3 years

It's 2021 and the Knicks are better than the Yankees.

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David Futernick

@davidfuternick

3 years

Tonight. The battle for NY.

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David Futernick

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3 years

Out tonight (body all fucked up)

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David Futernick

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4 years

My mid-season grades... Knicks: A+ Rest of the League: F!!!!

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David Futernick

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3 years

The Knicks are like a park when you’re old…the bench is the best part.

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David Futernick

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2 years

Knicks petty hours

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David Futernick

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3 years

😔😔😔

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David Futernick

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4 years

$600 Stimulus $2000 Stimulus

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David Futernick

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4 years

Trump with as many impeachments as Knicks championships.

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David Futernick

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5 years

Hey maybe get the pick first.

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

5 years

Knicks will shift focus to a deal for Anthony Davis if they get the No. 1 pick, per @ShamsCharania

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David Futernick

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4 years

@ben_rosen Jesus Christ you look like a computer generated image of kid on his Bar Mitzvah day as an adult.

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David Futernick

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3 years

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 #NewYorkForever

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David Futernick

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2 years

Sources are telling me that the Knicks and Jazz are about 99% done sorting out the Donovan Mitchell trade. As part of the package Howard Eisley’s number will be retired by both teams.

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David Futernick

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5 months

“When you’re a star they let you do it” Embiid is a tremendous talent and an A+ troll, but I’m grateful I’m not forced to cheer for him on my team. His conduct tonight was desperate, pathetic and gross. Loser behavior. Prayers up to Mitch.

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Fuck Embiid.

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David Futernick

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2 years

What’s fun about this is that Barbara Walters will be remembered as one of the great journalistic icons and Harry Reasoner won’t be remembered at all.

Yashar Ali 🐘

@yashar

2 years

In 1976, Barbara Walters became the first woman to co-anchor a national news broadcast and first to sign a $1 million a year deal. But her co-anchor Harry Reasoner was furious he had to share the show and subjected her to sexism on-air and off. Here’s how he welcomed her…

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David Futernick

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3 years

People sure are mad the Knicks got good. So addicted to ripping us and now their drug is gone. Pretty sad.

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David Futernick

@davidfuternick

3 years

Knicks fans acting like the sky is falling because of one bad playoff game is truly psychotic. Breathe. Relax. This team is tough as nails. Nothing has been easy this season. Enjoy yourself. It’s Friday. Have some perspective. Shut the fuck up.

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David Futernick

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3 years

Good Morning, Knicks fans.

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David Futernick

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3 years

THIS is my damn New York Knicks.

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David Futernick

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4 years

Also the 3rd base coach was Rudy Giuliani.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

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Donald Trump was born on 3rd base, claimed he hit a triple, was thrown out stealing home, called the umpire a fraud, protested the game, lost the replay challenge, threatened to sue, got the court to give him a do-over, and then bragged about being the best player in the game.

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David Futernick

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3 years

Wife: Which friend of mine are you most attracted to? Me:

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David Futernick

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3 years

I've been googling "Kemba Walker Knicks Jersey" for 24 hours straight.

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David Futernick

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David Futernick

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5 years

Hey @KDTrey5 please disregard: -James Dolan -Michael Rapaport -The last 20 years New York loves you very much. #Knicks #NewYorkForever

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David Futernick

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3 years

Sources: Knicks are fun.

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David Futernick

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2 years

Inarguably the two people who have entertained me the most in the last year are both Brunsons

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David Futernick

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1 year

Hello is this Luka’s Mom?

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Mark Cuban is blaming Rick Brunson for the Mavs losing Jalen Brunson in free agency, saying “things went south when the parents got involved.”

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David Futernick

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5 years

Me, self-quarantined, watching 90’s Knicks games:

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David Futernick

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3 years

My beloved fellow Knicks fans. I beg of you…relax.

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NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

3 years

Report: Trade interest in Kristaps Porzingis around the league is 'minimal'; teams are scared off by the money, the health and possibly his diminishing production

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David Futernick

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6 years

First he came for New Haven pizza and we said nothing. Then he came for cumin and we said nothing. What will @jonlovett come for next and will we be brave enough to stand up to him?

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David Futernick

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5 months

Right now I would drink that gas if he asked me to.

GERIATKNICK

@Delblogo

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Friend sent me this pic of Thibs pumping his own gas at 6am this morning. You think he sleeps in that uniform?

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David Futernick

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@lildickytweets Lil Shitty

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David Futernick

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3 years

Breen: Clyde, does anything about Cole Anthony’s game remind you of his Dad? Clyde: Uhhh…not really.

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David Futernick

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4 years

The Peoples Champ #NewYorkForever

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David Futernick

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3 years

Look at @ALLAN_HOUSTON showing these young guns love. Think I remember he had a special moment in Miami himself.

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David Futernick

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4 years

@ddale8 @richeisen Daniel...I am on a text thread with friends and we constantly share your tweets while calling you “Dale Da Gawd.” You are incredibly good at your job and we are all lucky to benefit from your tireless work. Thank you, sir.

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David Futernick

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5 years

Shoot this into my goddamn veins.

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David Futernick

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3 years

They got Julius looking more like young Deandre Jordan.

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3 years

#NewYorkForever

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David Futernick

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7 years

One of these men has integrity and one of them is @SpeakerRyan .

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David Futernick

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3 years

Me at 22 thinking I’ll Me at 37 support myself doing auditioning for theater a The General commercial

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David Futernick

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3 years

Insane.

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David Futernick

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5 years

Tell em, coach!

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David Futernick

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3 years

I am screaming so much my wife has the divorce lawyer on the line

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🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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#NewYorkForever

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David Futernick

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3 years

My wife is definitely divorcing me before the season is over. @KnickFilmSkool @NY_KnicksPR @J30_RANDLE

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David Futernick

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The fanbase has gotten on Arenas, SAS, Kenny and countless other talking heads for the lazy Knicks slander, too. It’s not a gender thing; stop making it that. The rush to defend her actually makes it seem like she needs saving or help. Complete disservice.

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David Futernick

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3 years

Fire Joe Judge and hire Brian Flores immediately.

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David Futernick

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3 years

Let’s Go Knicks!!!! #NewYorkForever

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David Futernick

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EL GARY

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David Futernick

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3 years

I tried to start an RJ Barrett chant leaving The Garden last night and, man…folks were NOT having it. We’re down bad.

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David Futernick

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4 years

NBA writer: I would love to write a piece about TJ Warren flourishing in the bubble. Editor: Okay, but how can we involve the Knicks in it?

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David Futernick

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7 years

@KDTrey5 Go Giants #UltraSoft

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When someone says “Allonzo Trier was a bucket”

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David Futernick

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3 years

Proud parents of @Trevorlawrencee . #NFLDraft

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David Futernick

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4 years

Pizzerias of New York... Never let Scott Foster eat a slice of pizza without spit on it ever again.

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David Futernick

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I believe in Julius Randle big time.

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*Deuce does anything* Me:

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David Futernick

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@roywoodjr “The cleaning staff needs...extra time.”

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@WorldWideWob

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David Futernick

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For anyone who attacks the Knicks (and rightly so) you cannot challenge the ferocity of their fanbase. Listen to this MSG crowd. They are 2-9. Best. Fanbase. Period.

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David Futernick

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My Mantra:

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David Futernick

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4 years

Happy Fat Tuesday babyyyyy

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David Futernick

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@WorldWideWob Wasn’t complete until we got that Bibby reaction

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David Futernick

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4 years

Never forget what a goddamn national treasure Kevin Harlan is.

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David Futernick

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Marc Stein

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The Knicks' Julius Randle was "right there" for an Olympic roster spot, @usabasketball executive director Jerry Colangelo said. Kevin Love's international experience was key in his selection, Colangelo said. Love, Draymond Green and Kevin Durant are previous gold medalists.

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