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3 years

Me begging myself not to start Yahoo after downloading VPN

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2 years

This jam is everything!😂 🔥 Please retweet till @heisrema and @DONJAZZY see this 🥺🙏🏽

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2 years

Retweet till @ayrastarr sees this🥺🙏🏽

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2 years

Because Xtra cool by Young john is fire!🥰🔥 Please retweet till @YoungJonn sees this😌🙏🏽

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3 years

Armed robber: You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say or do shall... Me: *Cuts in* That's actually a police line Armed robber: Sorry na mistake, na my morning work be that Me:

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3 years

*Me as a pilot* Plane wan crash oo and na only 3 parachute dey so tell me what one parachute can do for you, I'll be choosing randomly

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2 years

Beautiful compilation for a beautiful song🥰 🎶 Holiday by Rema❤️ Please tag @heisrema and @DONJAZZY until they see this🥺🙏🏽

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4 years

@HermaineM @RealOhisdave IFB❤️❤️

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@HermaineM @RealOhisdave IFB❤️❤️

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@HermaineM @RealOhisdave ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️IFB

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4 years

@HermaineM ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ IFB immediately 💯💯

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2 years

Abroad relative: I heard you mistakenly cut yourself, can I see a picture? Me:

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4 years

@HermaineM IFB❤️

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@HermaineM @RealOhisdave IFB immediately 💯

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@HermaineM @RealOhisdave

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@danielmarvern @peachxzy_ @RealOhisdave

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David Imoudu

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3 years

Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram down. Jack right now:

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2 years

#AsuuStrikeUpdates

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4 years

@HermaineM @RealOhisdave IFB❤️❤️

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3 years

Me: It's MasterCard I want Banker: I'm sorry we can't give you that because of your account, it's a student account, it can't even contain more than 50k Me: Wow really? Banker: You didn't know? But you've been using this account for 4 years now Me:

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3 years

Car manufacturer: This car can only contain 4 people. Nigerian park drivers:

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3 years

You: *Very broke* *Embarrassed to ask your friends for money so you take a loan from loan app* *Fails to pay before deadline* Loan app:

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4 years

@HermaineM @RealOhisdave IFB❤️❤️

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4 years

@sheddyking1 @RealOhisdave

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David Imoudu

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8 months

Please RT and tag @KizzDaniel and @davido till they see this 🥹🙏🏽

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3 years

Nneka: Mama I know Johnbosco bought us a house but my heart is with Nnamdi the palm wine tapper Mama:

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4 years

@HermaineM ❤️❤️❤️ IFB💯💯

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1 year

Couldn’t resist the urge to make this😩 Here you go!🥰 Song: Charm by @heisrema Please retweet till @heisrema and @DONJAZZY see this🥺🙏🏽

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3 years

Me: Me I can't use my mom oo isn't there any other way? Babalawo: Okay, get any old woman you can find. [Goes back later in the evening] Babalawo: You are here with her already? Oya get dressed in red. Woman: Bode!!!!! Babalawo: Mama!!!!! Me:

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@HermaineM @RealOhisdave ❤️❤️❤️ IFB

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@davvydmoore @RealOhisdave

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3 years

When you wake up to a note from him that reads "enjoy your breakfast" but you can't see any food on the table

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3 years

*After hot workout session* Me: *Brings out 7 fufu from my bag* My fitness trainer:

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1 year

Hey guys, it’s my birthday!!!🥰 Happy birthday to me ❤️

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2 years

#AsuuStrikeUpdate

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4 years

PASTORS IN NIGERIAN CHURCHES Redeem- They have more branches than pastors. Anybody can be a Redeem pastor. Deeper Life- Strict men with high moral standards, very humble but it seems they usually do auditions before taking their pastors and the judge is like

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@Arryshaydee @DavidImoudu2

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2 years

Please retweet until @BoySpyce and @DONJAZZY see this🥺🙏🏽🥰

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3 years

Me on my bet ticket: The referee will not propose. The refree:

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3 years

Delivery in the North is the fastest you'll ever see. Imagine telling an Aboki dispatch rider to hurry up. You end up receiving your order 2 days before you place it.

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David Imoudu

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3 years

“Guy I say I knack this babe for 2 hours!!! You know say I no fit lie for you. I say as I dey knack am I dey feel her womb like this the womb just dey block me naso i comot the womb keep and for table when we finish I put am back!”

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4 years

#Elevatorbaby #lasisi #BBNaijaReunion Happy birthday to me🥰🥰❤️

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3 years

Interviewer: Tell us something about you that you didn’t mention in your CV Me: I can be childish Interviewer: *Chuckles* Really? How old are you? 5? Me: *Mutters words* Interviewer: What did you say? Me: I will tell my mummy for you

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@missyummy______ @Starzysongss @RealOhisdave

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@EksrayA @RealOhisdave

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3 years

#BBNaija *Tomorrow in class* Yousef: Can someone give me a word that begins with E? Student: Eviction Yousef:

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2 years

Happy birthday to me🥰

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2 years

Ekiti people to suffering: #ElectionResult

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3 years

What Deeper Life members see when they see you wearing makeup

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@HermaineM @RealOhisdave ❤️❤️❤️IFB

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3 years

Me: *Visits Hannah my friend* Her Mom: Young man who are you looking for? Me: Good evening Ma, I came to:

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@Danielmarvin01 @ItuSitholee @RealOhisdave

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@_Stevemensa @DavidImoudu2

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@Danielmarvin01 @RealOhisdave

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3 years

Me: Give me half paint of beans Seller: Okay customer. *Puts it and tries to add Jara* Me: Comot that thing! I say comot that thing I no want! Jara beans, with which gas?

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3 years

Me: *Intends to withdraw 500 but mistakenly adds one 0 and presses 5k* ATM:

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4 years

Because I no get big preek you tell me say you dey on your period

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3 years

Armed robber give my dog biscuit bone e dey bark for me

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2 years

Queen Elizabeth The crown #PrincessDiana

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4 years

I went to see my girlfriend's family so we could get things serious. Her parents gave me a warm welcome and I began to feel comfortable. Her dad said he was going inside to get something, I didn't know he was going to bring his March 8th

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@erka_iam @RealOhisdave

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3 years

Me: *Receives text* Doctor: Am so sorry sir, you are HIV positive. Me: I'm* not Am Doctor:

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1 year

Because 001 is the GOAT!🐐 Beautiful compilation ft @ositaiheme 🎶: Feel by @davido Please share till @davido see this 🥺🙏🏽🥰

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4 years

@bluegirlolu ❤️

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3 years

Teacher: Our topic for today is vowel sounds. Hey you! Stand up and tell me the pronunciation of /e/ Me: Ehhh? Teacher: You're lucky, sit down! Me:

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@princessjoyz @RealOhisdave

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@Danielmarvin01 @P_aulouma @RealOhisdave

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Worship Leader: Common somebody lift up your hands and worship him Me wey my cloth don tear for armpit:

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2 years

Stephanie Otobo: You look so good man of God☺️ Apostle:

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Last borns when they come back to the house after 15 years

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@hermainem5 @RealOhisdave

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2 years

*Spends hours arranging my room because a girl is coming over* *She comes in* Me: Please don’t mind how scattered my room is🙂

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David Imoudu

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4 years

Things we learnt this week. 1. Davido is not your favourites mate. 2. Took David 14 days to record ABT but it took your MCM forever to release noise. 3. Jowo is bigger than TAT and MIL combined 4. ABT is the best album of 2020, know this and know peace🙂 #DavidoIsBetterThanWizkid

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4 years

@Arryshaydee @RealOhisdave IFB instantly 💯💯

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@finesy20 @anita_helpke @RealOhisdave

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Jagban😭

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Wizkid Fc when they VS FC online listened to bad to me

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@EksrayA @RealOhisdave

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@chiefagbabiaka @RealOhisdave

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@Ohloowatoscene @RealOhisdave

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3 years

When you're about to sleep without dinner because you don't have appetite then you remember January fasting begins tomorrow

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"Sister Ugo I gave daddy that your clipper you use to play with every night so he can barb his hair, he said you should come to his room immediately"

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@danelmarvin @IdiamaA @RealOhisdave

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@dreadnstynn @odunay0 @RealOhisdave

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Me: Babe, will you marry me? Her: How much did you buy this ring? Me: It's 10k but I priced it 9,500 Her:

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4 years

@imozaddy @adehdaboy @RealOhisdave

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1 year

#AppleEvent

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2 years

Me: *Saves money for rainy days* 5 minutes later:

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3 years

Me: Mummy I'm addicted to sex, the moment I see a lady I begin to have sexual urge. Pastor's wife: Meet me at the church by 10am so we'll seek the face of God, there's nothing God cannot do. Me: [Stops by a pharmacy to get condoms just in case] God:

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4 years

@Arryshaydee @DavidImoudu2 IFB instantly 💯💯💯

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