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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

2 months

It's not Harry It's not Phil It's not Bukayo It's not Jude It's not Declan It's not Kieran It's not Kyle It's not John It's not Marc It's not Jordan So why the fuck is it Trent ??

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1 month

Nice that 💙💙

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4 years

@bootlegger1974 Fresh from a wank or dump captain?

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3 years

Hands up who shouted 'For fuck sake' when they put the ball in the net!!!!

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3 years

Hands up who's watched Townsend's goal more than 10 times today 🙋

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@daveyc99

3 years

Fuck sake. The amount of people on here who want Benitez to fail is ridiculous. If you're wanting him to fail then you're also wanting the team to fail. People need to grow the fuck up and support the team or if not go support The Shite.

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@daveyc99

11 months

For those that didn't make it to the end of MOTD...... 😂

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@daveyc99

4 years

Did Klopp really say 'it's difficult, it's a busy period with all these games we play'. They've just had 8 days off ffs 😂😂

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

I'm gonna say it now. If DCL had that one on one that Gray had he's missing it.

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@daveyc99

3 years

I think in future people need to lay off giving Kenwright abuse on the street. He's clearly not a well man. Love him or not he's still a blue. 💙

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

1 year

Daughters on a school trip to Paris. I said you better wear your Everton top up the Eiffel Tower. She's just sent me this 👍💙

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

@GaryLineker I work on the railway which keeps the country running and all railway workers don't get the recognition they deserve. Never seem to get mentioned!!!

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

2 months

@scouseywousey Let's not forget Decordova Reid 👍

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

All these shouts of Allan being poor are a fuckin disgrace. He's playing with 9 shithouses on the pitch(Pickford aside) and he's doing the work of 5 men in midfield so get to fuck.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

Surely his number should be 99.

Burnley FC

@BurnleyOfficial

3 years

Confirmed: Maxwel Cornet is our number 2️⃣0️⃣! #WelcomeCornet 🍦 | #UTC

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@daveyc99

4 years

How any Everton fan can watch The Shite playing is beyond me 🙄

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

Why do people constantly slag off Kenwright. I for one think he's a nice bloke and has Evertons best interests at heart and he's a true blue like the rest of us, there I've said it, fuck it.

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@daveyc99

3 years

Refs been superb. Not fallen for any of their dirty tricks 👍

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@daveyc99

1 month

Anyone else think Jim Radcliffe has thrown his dummy out the pram as he hasn't got his own way therefore the Premier League has stepped in ?

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

Anyone else flicking through Twitter at the moment and are convinced that every video you click on whatever it relates to will have Spirit of the Blues playing in the background?

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@daveyc99

5 years

@JeremyClarkson May got his wallet out ???

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

1 year

Poor old Billo. Another blue to leave us too soon. Didn't know him personally but enjoyed his banter on here. Will miss seeing what his Mrs makes him for tea and a glimpse of the weeks TV with his ciggies alongside. RIP buddy 💙💙

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

@JackSimmo1998 @EvertonNewsFeed Put the fear of christ up me that, never mind your little brother 😂

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@daveyc99

3 years

Is it just me getting pissed off with Carragher saying Trent all the time ?

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@daveyc99

1 year

@EFCdaily_ @SportsPeteO We've been monitoring his availability for the last 6 months 🙄

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@daveyc99

4 years

If I call Katie Hopkins a horrible cunt do I get a ban?

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@daveyc99

5 years

@S7HMIDT @johnmerro1 Nah. We've got @laura_woodsy !!!

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@daveyc99

2 years

Some may slate McNeill but he's worked fuckin hard defensively to cover Patterson.

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@daveyc99

2 years

This hasn't been talked about enough. What on this God foresaken earth is this all about ?

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

I've just seen The Shite don't play till Monday 😂😂😂. Fuckin hell how corrupt is this league!?

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

What is this 'Date Night' shit all about? Why do people who have been married for years call it a date night ffs. Does my fuckin head in!!

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

Said goodbye to my dad today,tough day 😢

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

People in this country would panic buy cat food even if they didn't own a cat 🙄 #petrolshortage

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

Is that not Bobby Firmino then ? 😳

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

Why are people blaming the club? It's not their fault, And all this talk of liquidate us and I'm never watching us again is pathetic. We'll move on, we'll get it right one day, I'm not arsed with big name signings, I want a team that will play for the badge and not for the £'s 💙

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

People already saying we won't win fuck all with Rafa. Why? How do they know? We've won fuck all in 26yrs and we've tried everything else. This is precisely the attitude that will win us absolutely nothing, negativity before the season even starts.

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@daveyc99

5 years

@Sean_Lunt I've seen it at least10 times and I'm still convinced Walcotts gonna miss!!

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@daveyc99

3 years

I know I'm in the minority I'm happy to give Rafa a chance. Let's cut out all this negative shit before we've even kicked a ball ffs.

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@daveyc99

3 years

@ladbible @UNILADTECH Why doesn't the fella just walk around the side? He's making a right meal of that ffs 🙈🙄

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

5 months

If Dyche was to throw Keane up top for one game would fans say he's fuckin bonkers or would we say ok why the fuck not ?

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@daveyc99

3 years

Our away support is one of the best in the country, they pay hard earned money to go to games,imo they're entitled to boo the over paid shower of shit on the pitch.

All Everton

@AIlEverton

3 years

Fair to say that the fans have definitely turned.

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@daveyc99

4 years

You fuckin what???? Cunt.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

If Benitez promised never to play Delph and Iwobi would you forgive ?

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

People saying that our managerial search is a farce. How the hell does anyone know what's going on? All we do is read shite on social media. Who's to say they're not interviewing all candidates and will then go from there.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

Overwhelmed by all the extra followers. I genuinely didn't expect 1 let alone 450!!! Cheers for all the RT's guys, I'll get around to following back. Love my Everton family. And to top it off the redshite lost 😂. UTFT 💙💙💙💙

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

I'd be sticking Gray on the right wing against Villa,run rings around their dodgy left back 👍

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

1 year

Desperate for a striker,signed Chermiti for 12m but not ready apparently,why did we sign him then?Can't be for the future as we won't have one.Clearly nobody else coming in.Give him a run out on Sat ffs,he knows where the onion bag is unlike some.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

Bored now, who's next @ALANMYERSMEDIA 😂

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

2 years

@ppaodemonio @Declancarr96 @UEFA As an Everton fan,through all the rivalry and jibbing this breaks my heart. I hope the poor lad is ok 💙

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

Best thing to come out of the coronavirus so far is @ALANMYERSMEDIA coming out of Twitter retirement!!

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@daveyc99

3 years

@NoContextBrits Police doner know where he went !!

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

@declanfmurphy @SK21878 I knew a girl called Alison shortened to Ali and I shit you not she married a fella called Dave Gator. What are the chances!!!!

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@daveyc99

4 years

I guarantee after 10 minutes of the announcements of Allan and James we'll all be asking @ALANMYERSMEDIA who's next??!

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

I'm happy to give El Ghazi a chance,shame everyone else isn't 🙄

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

Don't know about anyone else but I'm still tracking Riquelme's flight!!!

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@daveyc99

4 years

Hands up who's started following @jamesdrodriguez already 🙋‍♂️

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

2 years

Let's get behind him instead of slagging him off before he's even put on the blue shirt ffs.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

Today is not the day for banter with our red neighbours. Houllier was a gentleman of the game and all the football world should be saddened by this loss. RIP Gerrard 💙💙

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@daveyc99

4 years

I've seen no mention of the fact that when Kean came on he was absolutely shit for 15 minutes. Yellow card, tried to dribble ball out of box when he should have hoofed it and should have put DCL through on goal and he looked fucked.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

2 years

If anyone wants Lampard out then go support another fuckin team you blurts.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

@EvertonNewsFeed Love how our players doss around their houses in their Everton gear 👍

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

Love my Everton family. I barely know any one of you but at times like this it's absolutely essential we all come together and cheer each other up with a bit of a laugh and stick by the ones who need it most. Love you guys 💙💙UTFT.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

7 years

@PhilEFC @EvertonArentWe Bollox !! Williams saved us on more than one occasion!!!

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

I'm not one to beg but more followers would be appreciated. 115 is pretty pathetic!! Happy to follow back any Everton boys and girls 👌

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

Seamus is only 32 nearly 33. That's no age for a full back,still got plenty of legs in him. Let's not write him off just yet ffs.

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@daveyc99

3 years

How much of a ban would you get for calling Darren Farley a cunt ? Just weighing up whether it's worth it !!!!

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

Rondon's getting a brace on Sunday,you heard it here first 👍

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

11th wedding anniversary today and yes I know I'm punching well above my weight. Can we celebrate by getting her some more followers, she only has 43 bless her @alically77 . She's part of the Everton family as she has no choice 😉💙💙💙💙

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

7 years

@Everton O'Neill will still pick him for next ROI friendly !!!!

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@daveyc99

4 years

@GaryLineker @ManUtd @LFC Understandable Gary but is it necessary to actually be at the ground? Surely it's best if you do it from a studio closer to home 🤔

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

Red Bull are the Red Shite of Formula 1 🙄

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

@JeffStelling I dunno Jeff, is there?

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

I may be old and miserable but I just don't get this idea of sitting in the fuckin cold outside a pub and paying 4 or 5 quid for a pint. I doubt any fucker would be sitting in their gardens having a few cans at a quarter of the price in this weather. 🤔

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

7 years

@EvertonArentWe Fuck Steve Walsh !! Who was the fella who unearthed the legend that is Seamus Coleman?

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

Yes it's my Birthday today and yes I'm a 49yr old man hoping for a cheeky Birthday wish from my favourite Evertonian @Tim_Cahill 👍💙💙

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

I've decided no club wants to sell us a player for the fear of us winning the fuckin lot 👍

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

7 years

@TheRealKirstyG @mrdavidhaye @Michaelpage247 @SkySportsNewsHQ Hadn't noticed either boxer on this pic tbf 😉😉

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

My 6yr old said he wanted his room painted red. Yeah righto mate, blue it is 💙👍

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

1 year

I go on Twitter to interact with other blues,I barely know anyone but enjoy the banter,theres some top people on here. I don't agree with what everyone says so I just scroll on. I'm not here to pick sides and be told who I should or shouldn't follow. Why all the fall out?

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

Anyone got any famous followers.? Mine is @ALANMYERSMEDIA 👌

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

Off to bastard work half hour before kick off ffs 🙈

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@daveyc99

4 years

What cunt started this Spirit of the blues thing? As much as I love it I can't get the fuckin song out of my head and I've got a bastard headache 🙈

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

If Koeman buys all the shit players off us that he bought then finally I will forgive him the wanker.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

After last night's discussions you'll be pleased to know I've come to my senses and a red car is really not for me or the wife (and it was a bag of shit when I looked at it 😂)

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

8 years

@EvertonArentWe

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

@ladbible Saves you watching over and over chaps 👍

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

If you watch sky sports news then the name Jordan Sancho may be familiar with you, that's because they rattle on and on and on about him all fuckin day.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

8 years

@TheLadBible Asda la vista baby 👋👋

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

3 years

I'm genuinely embarrassed to be an Everton fan right now.

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

2 years

That's me in the big 5-0 club. 😳

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

4 years

What is the fascination of snow? . Its fuckin horrible stuff that causes nothing but disruption and misery!!

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

5 years

@RoyalBlue1878_ @FinKitch I'm still expecting Moyes and Anichibe to be announced 🙄

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

2 years

Absolutely no sign of anyone coming in.I blame @ALANMYERSMEDIA teasing us for saying today will be a good day,little did we know he was talking about grabbing some bargains on his weekly shop at Sainsbury's 🤪. Still love you Al 👍💙

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Dave Cal

@daveyc99

5 years

@GaryLineker Just comment how much you love Messi. He'll soon reply!!!

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@daveyc99

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