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Thick bar of chocolate , Tall glass of fine wine ๐Ÿท , Oriaku๐Ÿ’ฐ, Foodie, Nightcrawler, Traveller, Bougie on a budget, Cook

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Chocolate Somebody ๐Ÿซ
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Look at yourself and your big age ๐Ÿ˜’
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Chocolate Somebody ๐Ÿซ
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I was high af during my best friend wedding, was quiet and really not myself. Rumor spread that I was unhappy that sheโ€™s getting married little did they know I was battling for my life ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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This could legit have been anyone , @jidesanwoolu Iโ€™m scared sir , does my life matter ?
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@Oloni You really donโ€™t have to have sex everytime you visit each other.
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My look so far
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@christabel60 @_temi_JR Empty vessels makes the loudest noise
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See how they are hopping on the red flag to chat shit Them ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ for everything Gold diggers : men Sex addicts: men Rape apologists: men In fact all the ruins in this world : men ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿ˜’
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@YarKafanchan Go to primary school graduation and see the number of dad that are present. In 2022 that men and women do the same jobs Men should stop making excuses and be present
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Twitter do ur magic , if you work in a pharmacy store or hospital. Please contact me, Iโ€™m a medical rep. And i need to meet my target . I sell lonart anti malaria , felvin, di lofnac. Edakun I need ur retweet at the very least @Gidi_Traffic
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Chocolate Somebody ๐Ÿซ
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Iโ€™ve got balloons ๐ŸŽˆ today ๐Ÿฅฐ
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3 years
It's the consent for me @Oloni how sexy was that " can I put you on camera ? "
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5 years
I have gist about your influencer , Iโ€™m ready to shake this table tomorrow. Book mark this tweet . Frauds !! Your influencer Issa fraud ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Chocolate Somebody ๐Ÿซ
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The level of aimlessness you niggas have on here is appalling. Dm now closed
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@hijxckk @max_sticks Thatโ€™s how you should respect every beauty
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@monldn Especially when they fetishized lesbians but are totally against gays
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@Oloni The day I explicitly told him what I wanted to do do for my birthday and he's like don't worry I have better plans . Safe to say that was the worse day of my life . I knew I was done
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@Gidi_Traffic She killed him. The end
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@Kemi__bankole Not true , to be fair a lot of people take unflattering pictures of bob for ridicule purposes , you did same , by posting his picture especially when he had told you not to take it . So no itโ€™s not as per โ€œcelebโ€ you are actually wrong . At least your intentions is wrong
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@desh0la @teenashka Legit hate when they be talking about being married against all odds and going thru some things like yo he legit put his penis in another woman and you think thatโ€™s okay ๐Ÿ˜ต
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@frau_ug @JayRomee_ The whole video was unnecessary and cringe .
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@HERTWEETX I can be very annoying
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๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ I sent my man 10 jpegs and my ex ( now friend ) 4 jpegs. Seee reactions New man vs Old. Man
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@DrOlufunmilayo Just putting this out here
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@Alyricz @Jerome_OM My point exactly. Why are people disrespectful . If I say no kids in my invitation donโ€™t bring one . If I watch my wedding video and I see them kids Iโ€™m suing someone
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Someone should do a mildly sexual thread
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Pharmacy Twitter I have vacancy ooh . Who want to works at a reputable pharmaceutical company as a medical sales rep ????? With experience and location Island !! Retweet someone might need this
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Iโ€™m not even gonna lie this month tried me but we move . June dump
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Nigerians in the UK ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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Nigerians in the UK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, please bless us with your June dump. JPEGs & food edition. #NIUKJuneDump
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@symplylivinj I donโ€™t feel safe attending their event after what happened to you . Protect women
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My dad is a car dealer and can get you any car you want . Toyota Camry for sale , Edakun patronize my dad ! Dm me
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By the way Chelsea is playing today ๐Ÿ’•
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I asked my girlfriend of 9 years to marry me last night , I feel her boyfriend is about propose I just wanted her to know she could be with me forever Iโ€™ve got her and I would always. Sheโ€™s the only one that gets me , it would break my heart to lose her . โ€œNoโ€ she said no
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Keabetswe๐ŸŒฌ
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O jewa ke eng ?
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I wear happiness well ๐ŸŒž No make up , no filter just Grace
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@the__arny Wealth has always been a thing , who has more lands , more livestock
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@fabulos_fairy Toke makinwa is the best for this and tiwa savage
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@Kesse_GH @ani_nomso ๐Ÿ˜ช I feel you , I wud have screamed another person name.. โ€œ Damn jack!โ€ Iโ€™m always looking for someone else to blame
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Three pictures just because , Third time is a charm
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Lady in Red ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’„
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I know a hospital thatโ€™s recruiting , nurses , dialysis analysts , drivers . Dm me , Rt
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@J_IsforJae Called the other one a double slave and he was shinning teeth . Definitely canceled on my book
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They say a picture is worth a thousand word . So ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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@maxdotng Please sign the petition 82 signatures are still needed, we can help by signing this petition. ๐Ÿ’ช
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@Scilla_xx Fact ! Iโ€™m who I am because I saw my mothers failure , I rebelled against everything she wanted me to do . Proved to her Iโ€™m more than someone with female genitalia. That I could do anything I wanted . Now she is proud of me and have accepted me. Itโ€™s a learning process
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@Uncleosas_ Impatience ๐Ÿ˜ช, his village people ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@DoreenGLM He didnโ€™t listen whenever we had issues thatโ€™s needs to be addressed , eventually that meant burying my feelings and having my heart burdened because I couldnโ€™t talk abt them. I left , I had to be listened to ๐Ÿ—ฃ
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Chocolate Somebody ๐Ÿซ
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Men that use females on their Avi have small dicks .
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@SimplyRisque ๐Ÿ˜ญ I was mocking those that dmed me earlier, Oya I'm sorry Dm again . I have time
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My dad phone just got stolen , there is so much information and documents in there . Any idea on how to trace it ? He still has his phone pack . Urgent ! @Gidi_Traffic
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@DimakatsoSupe The first line , it might come from a good place but it probably felt like a reminder of her failing and cause anxiety. But Iโ€™m glad she got a good job and you are as good friend
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Juliet IBRAHIM is a whole ass clown ๐Ÿคก , the stupid geh said if it was nigeria that weโ€™d be dropping account numbers but 20 mins later sheโ€™s dropping her crappy business that no one cares for . Hypocrisy stinks
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@MarkDice Black people ?
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Guys ! Today is world penis day ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ A good day to say it finally โ€œ I like penisโ€
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@__sleezuz @sidsince94 Cuz you lack sense
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@zayonoutre @hijxckk @max_sticks Yโ€™all canโ€™t have her . Rest
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@precious_chee @max_sticks Some men honestly think they can have it all and I donโ€™t blame them . A society that favors men , and glorifies side chick , main chick ish . Trust me I understand being faithful is hard ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ช. But commitment should mean everything to you . The moment I feel it isnt Iโ€™m out
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Hi , my name is Vivian and I sell properties ranging from 700 k-70m . Properties at amen estate also available. Lemme be your plug . Pls RT my clients is in your TL Email:dauchess @gmail .com
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@connect_med_ng @YarKafanchan Iโ€™m telling you, aside from family they are always present in their male friends life and events ( house warming and business) but their kids is purely financial support. Ask yourself why men make out time to travel for their guys wedding, funeral, house warming but not kids
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@BeulahOnoh ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@jameelajoie E reach to ask because what
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@abdulmahmu35670 The horrible thing is that yโ€™all are trying to excuse the crime , why canโ€™t someone take a cab in their home country ? I honestly hope sheโ€™s found alive and well
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Who wants to be my date on valentine ? Bills on me Male or female .
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@thepamilerin @Elizqueen__ With all this liabilities you listed I doubt if u could feed her for a year . ๐Ÿ™„
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@BrianJDennis Itโ€™s okay , I want to sleep with him too . I donโ€™t want to marry him sef
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July Dump ๐Ÿค— A month of celebration ๐ŸŽŠ
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My kid brother is looking for a job , Twitter do your thing. Please retweet ๐Ÿ˜ญ. He has a ICT background. Tech guys please, heโ€™s a really hard worker .
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@GirlishLava Donโ€™t let the conductors tension when alighting and entering you might hurt yourself .
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The city of Napoli I canโ€™t wait to see you again
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I donโ€™t get how guys wonโ€™t want to eat you out and expect you to suck on their D , like how ???? #LaidBarePodcast
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@kodds_ @Xcel_101 Finally , Iโ€™ve had this spicy picture but I couldnโ€™t post . Thank you
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Guys ! Before you Dm ,ask yourself thes questions. 1. Do I have sense ? 2. Do I have money ? 3. Can I cook? 3. Can I afford a chef? 4. Would I add to her life ? 5. Am I emotionally available? 6. Am I scum? 7. Do I deserve a good woman 8. Can I handle a strong opinionated female
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@followlasg @jidesanwoolu @drobafemihamzat @dr_oladeinde @gbenga_omo Please sign the petition to regulate not ban okada 82 signatures are still needed, we can help by signing this petition. ๐Ÿ’ช
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@BullofJohn A lot of guys lack the maturity of this statement . When they get a lady thatโ€™s expressive they translate to disturbance
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@andrewldn_ This and some dark sauce on it ๐Ÿ˜‹
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Guys ! My car has been acting up , sometimes you attempt to start the car it doesnโ€™t pick up. I have sent it to the mechanic and the rewire guy , thereโ€™s nothing wrong with the kick starter ( they checked ) I use the car scanner I bought to check , no fault . @Gidi_Traffic
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@_lartee @ziko014 Like yโ€™all letโ€™s talk about the Bible
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First look today Bag : @theonlyogechi
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And we were lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ in Manchester #fakenaijawedding #fakeweddingparty #owambe
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@Gidi_Traffic Please i really need someone to teach me Yoruba, I don't have Yoruba friends and i need to learn the language . pls RT
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Iโ€™m waiting for the day yโ€™all would stop shaming women for the sex both genders are involved in so passionately
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Chocolate Somebody ๐Ÿซ
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@GeauxGabrielle Itโ€™s been almost 2 years since I moved to Uk, and fortunately or unfortunately for me I havenโ€™t paid a braider. I take care of my hair , rock natural or braid cornrows for my wigs, or bluntly wear scarf I donโ€™t know if this is good but my confidence is much more that my hair
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@Oloni My wedding if I ever have one should be intentional and a happy time , if I have issues with someone I donโ€™t want to see their face especially at the altar . And thatโ€™s just negative vibes tbh Iโ€™d cringe a lot , so prob explains the reasons why you donโ€™t want him and see
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@DoreenGLM #tweetwithmalelogic โ€œ when are you coming to cook for meโ€ after 3 days of meeting you
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@DrOlufunmilayo @EtniesJags Same thing unprotected sex gives . Thanks DR
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@AuntyAdah ๐Ÿ˜š
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Bend it like Beckham
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@Rainyzion You donโ€™t follow words you follow actions
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Chocolate Somebody ๐Ÿซ
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Urgent guys ! I need an apartment to rent for a birthday house party , must have a pool . Location: Victoria island , lekki
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@tiannelisex Haha box park
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@Oloni Iโ€™m one for babes giving the same chances they give guys to their female friends because we are so quick to cut off our girlfriends. But this second babe moved hella shady in 3 different contexts. Haaa itโ€™s enough
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@Scilla_xx That video was nasty af and not in a good way , Iโ€™m not a fan of pain ( for me ) I can give you plenty pain if you want . But Iโ€™m making love and not getting body ache over a dick
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Dark chocolate ๐Ÿซ is good for your health .
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Office selfies ๐Ÿ˜† Thank God we donโ€™t look like wat weโ€™ve been through ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@tolu_tezzy A girl has many faces ๐ŸŒป
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Iโ€™m still a yummy chocolate ๐Ÿซ
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Because itโ€™s your money bah
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B.U.S.A.Y.O.M.I๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘
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Iโ€™m sorry oo but if I was a lady ,,I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d be so comfortable to be taking pictures in hotels ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Oloni I like sugar mummies
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The cutest birthday song ๐ŸŽถ #birthdaysong
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