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@andrewldn_

5 years

We’re gonna need context for that 14 dawg

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@andrewldn_

6 years

One day we’ll have a discussion about who was in charge of wardrobe at Disney Channel

⋈* 𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚊 *⋈

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6 years

@MileyCyrus WHERE IS LOLA AND MIKE

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Right it’s time to sco pack ur bags and get this shit outta here now. Funs over

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@andrewldn_

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Relationship twitter. PLEASE. I’m begging you. Even the Lord rested on the 7th day. Let us breathe.

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@andrewldn_

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Do animals know that we cook them like this

i like food

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The way he baited us with the knife 😭😭

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Hotel staff cleaners when they go into a room and see rose petals everywhere

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@andrewldn_

5 years

So you mean to tell me tomorrow is Monday AGAIN?!

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@andrewldn_

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When her ‘super busy’ schedule suddenly starts clearing up after the first link

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@andrewldn_

6 years

Insta baddies make twitter accounts and get confused when they don’t blow the same way 😂 this is ugly people territory b, ain’t no rules

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@andrewldn_

6 years

Okay but Rihanna’s closure was ahead of its time

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6 years

She was 18 here. 18. She really hasn’t changed since day one. Same accent & everything. The realest

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@andrewldn_

6 years

Americans will be extinct in 20 years

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@insiderfood

6 years

As if pizza couldn't get any better 🤤

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6 years

The way your hands are shaking I know you’re being held hostage

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@andrewldn_

6 years

Boy if you don’t start running across that golf course and start singing Bet On It

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6 years

FOORREE!!

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@andrewldn_

6 years

So ladies, how does this ‘overthinking’ thing work? Do you just lie in bed making up unrealistic scenarios in your head till you cry or?

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@andrewldn_

6 years

He ain’t have to flex on us like that

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@andrewldn_

5 years

I don’t think I could ever be on love island uno. Getting dressed every night to go to the garden? I’ll rock up in sliders and a tracksuit, fuck your recoupling drip

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6 years

She’s so cute 😩🧡 I’m still gonna eat chicken but this is quality propaganda

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In her first ever interview, adorable “Bird Box” star @vivienlyrablair talks about treating animals “kind and wonderful” ❤️

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@andrewldn_

4 years

My first night out gonna look like a Geordie Shore episode

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@andrewldn_

5 years

This is how I’ll be carrying my son cos apparently push chairs can be £700+????

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@andrewldn_

6 years

I am not destined for poverty

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Chat bad and get wrapped like spaghetti on a fork. Click it back, headshot, hows that penne for your thoughts

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5 years

Challenge: Create a rap verse using this picture.

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@andrewldn_

6 years

Not only did I cheat, me and her laid up in bed laughing at your make up page on Insta

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Shouted my dealer and he said an hour?????? Is my man watching love island?!🤨

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Me in 10 years time when my kids keep asking me to feed them

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@andrewldn_

6 years

£50?! Was your canteen selling lobster?

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Black Baguette boys and their relaxed hair will always kill me 😂😂😂

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@andrewldn_

6 years

Electric... and I can’t stress this enough... chair.

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@andrewldn_

5 years

No one: Jane Seymour on her first date with King Henry VIII:

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@andrewldn_

5 years

I mean I knew we’d lose but damn not by that much 😂😂😂this country RACIST racist huh?

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@andrewldn_

4 years

Just did a Covid test. My future wife doesn’t need to deepthroat, come as you are baby, it’s not fun 🙏🏿

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@andrewldn_

4 years

This is why they believe in Wakanda

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@andrewldn_

4 years

I miss that first year uni thrill of making a new friend only to find out they’re absolute psychos with no home training 4 months later

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@andrewldn_

6 years

So I woke up today and once again no one sent me £1mill. This is getting repetitive and you guys need to get your prioritises straight

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@andrewldn_

5 years

This is the epitome of London culture 😭they said kill yourself at home cos we gotta go to work

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@andrewldn_

4 years

Scrolling through the tl and accidentally liking a reply from an interaction that’s none of your business

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4 years

Bomboclaat

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@andrewldn_

5 years

What is it with this year’s love islanders and aggressive spellings of simple names?

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5 years

📣NEW ISLANDER KLAXON📣 Introducing Connagh and Finley, the latest #LoveIsland villa arrivals 🏝💗 @LoveIsland

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Girls will eat half a meal every two days and wonder why they’re always ill. Immune system ain’t seen glucose in weeks and you’re shocked the flu ain’t scared of your white blood cells

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@andrewldn_

6 years

Apple Music says “take your music and go” but Spotify takes care of you uno? Always putting you on with new songs

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@t2trilll

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Is Spotify actually better than Apple Music? Thinking of switching and need opinions

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@andrewldn_

3 years

Kaz revealed that she saw Tyler kissing and all the mandem are RATTLED😭🤣 they’re tryna figure out the informant

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@andrewldn_

5 years

What kind of criminal had 1k in secondary school 💀😂

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@andrewldn_

5 years

“Babe, my shoulders have been hurting all day” Me going to massage her bum:

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@andrewldn_

6 years

February 14th: ...... February 15th: Hi, sorry I just woke up 😅

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6 years

Valentine’s Day when you’re in the talking stage 🤔🤔 what do you do?

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@andrewldn_

3 months

I would be fuming in the Wingstop queue

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3 months

My tax refund is £23, just double it and give it to the next person

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@andrewldn_

4 years

Just saw a man pull down his mask to cough. We’re gonna be in lockdown forever

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@andrewldn_

5 years

If one person owes me £2.73, just keep it. If 6 people owe me £2.73 for an Uber, organise my £16.38 amongst yourselves

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“Yo g transfer me that £2.73”

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5 years

Work colleagues when they smell the seasoning coming from my food from home

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Whoever makes these needs a triple life sentence

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Panini

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@andrewldn_

4 years

I pray a women never emotionally checks out on me, cos imagine you’re sitting there enjoying your food and she’s staring at you like “I’m gonna leave you next week” 😭😭

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@andrewldn_

5 years

You ordered two sizes on PLT cos you didn’t know if your belly would make the cut for the smallest one. Gym. Now.

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@andrewldn_

6 years

My boy aired one girl cos she was moving crazy and this morning she sent him a message saying “wakey wakey” 😭😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@andrewldn_

5 years

One person. Just one person with nothing to live for to just bang her in the face with full force, and I promise I’ll tattoo you on my arm

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@andrewldn_

6 years

Are we truly free or have we just glamourised the shackles they put on us?

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6 years

What do you think the image is saying?..

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@andrewldn_

3 years

This is how women sleep next to you when they’ve already “emotionally checked out” 😭😭

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@andrewldn_

4 years

Well done sister 🤝

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@andrewldn_

6 years

“MEn LiE unPrOvoKed”, but you KNOW your friend didn’t actually look like a snack in that pic

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@andrewldn_

5 years

“Me cheating on you in your dream doesn’t mean I cheated on you in real life!”

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@andrewldn_

9 months

We’re gonna eat you but it’s gonna be soooo tender

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@andrewldn_

4 years

Sorry but how many slave trader statues do we have? The British were just handing out accolades to anyone who sold human lives??

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@andrewldn_

5 years

I find it so rude when babies cry in public. Like why are you actually moving mad? You can’t do this at home?

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Me telling my children that they’re getting an LG cookie instead of an IPhone 27 cos this is what I had when I was their age.

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@andrewldn_

5 years

I just want to know who taught my white flatmate to say “hi” to everyone else but say “wag1” to me??????

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@andrewldn_

5 years

In our defence. This wasn’t the angle we were given

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Maths trick. Doubling a multiple of 5 will always give you a multiple of 10. Taking 3 away from that will always give you 7. This is how they made us sell our ancestors for supermalt

Taedo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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5 years

This ain't nun but the devil

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6 years

SHE WHAT? Oi what parent subscription plan are you on? Tryna jump on that

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@andrewldn_

6 years

What type of mirror you got my guy?

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Our first black Love Island couple and it takes place in South Africa! This is the time to reclaim what we LOVE, which IS LAND that the white people took from us!

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@andrewldn_

6 years

£1000 is the new £100 and this level of adulthood makes me sick 🤮🤮

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@andrewldn_

5 years

WAAAAIT nothing could have prepared me for that ending 😂😂

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5 years

One minute you’re laughing and being fed by your mum, you blink twice and suddenly the hoover is in your hand

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The attention your family give you when you’re back from uni slaps🤣

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@andrewldn_

6 years

Well it’s 8am, so probably taking the kids to school

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6 years

Where are the girls that wore these jackets now ???🤣🤣

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@andrewldn_

4 years

He wanted a 14 year old to skip school to do WHAT?? Let’s blow the dust off the electric chair and start warming it up.

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Day 2 on fake drip twitter and I haven’t been scouted for my fake balenciagas yet

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1 year

They’re about to do us like we did our predecessors. Knew this day would come but I thought I had time

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wait how old are people because why is being in uni in 2018 a shock

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Wait I thought we were joking, you guys are actually rioting??? 😭😭😂😂😂😂

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Nigga sending his babes off for approval like a Student finance application

AD |ENDSARS🇳🇬🇦🇷.

@ade1acee

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Cant even cuff this one, mandem not tryna approve it.

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@andrewldn_

5 years

All my dancer friends love to laugh at my stiffness but never wanna teach me? I’m not playing afrobeats at my wedding, you’ll all zanku to Meek Mill

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@andrewldn_

4 years

Women be like “okay I was in the wrong but you should apologise too cos the argument made me upset 🥺”

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Liam after misbehaving in Casa Amor like the rest of the boys but being the only one without a babes

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@andrewldn_

5 years

£780?! No one is taking their first steps in my house until the age of 5, we using that shit till we run that mileage to the ground

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Imagine I got a £780 pushchair for £400 love my life

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@andrewldn_

5 years

At this point this sort of behaviour needs to carry some sort of prison sentence. Even community service will do, but law enforcement needs to take action.

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Me combining Jorja Smith and Maya Jama’s shit like it’s pizza dough

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5 years

Gun lean 7 - on the beat as well

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Russ X Loz 🧐👀

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@andrewldn_

6 years

“ItS OnLy £8” but you didn’t use this energy to bring your phone out when it was time to book it.

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Number 3? If you bareback your toothbrush unfollow me

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5 years

@akreana_ Can we settle this once and for all?

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6 years

Your wcw ate curry goat with white nails and now they’re ombré

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@andrewldn_

5 years

It’s your bastard of a father that will catch ringworm. Kwasia

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@andrewldn_

6 years

“They always ask, where’s the plug. Never how’s the plug 😔”

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Pedestrians must get so angry when they see afrobeats dancers flinging their legs for a vid in the middle of the pavement😭😭😭😭

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OT BOPPED After Chicken And Chips🤷🏾‍♀️

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6 years

You’re an adult now. Eat it and buy another one tomorrow

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6 years

I wanna eat my whole advent calendar now

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6 years

Weren’t you listening? His Yè is different. He’s in a league of his own

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6 years

Pick your fighter

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My boy’s in Malta snapping his BREAKFAST?! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅👍🏿👍🏿

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@andrewldn_

5 years

Real uni veterans know that there are a lot more messy girls in uni than messy boys 😂😂

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Uni girls be like “sorry, my room is such a mess”

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@andrewldn_

5 years

I’ll never forgive white people for looking at white airforces and thinking “festival creps😍”

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@andrewldn_

4 years

What’s killing me is that the victims are being selected from those laughing at others getting dragged 😭😭😂😂one minute it’s kekekeke next minute it’s “this you?”

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@andrewldn_

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Bro I beg you get my Valentino’s out the Maserati pls. You know my feet start to hurt when I wear shoes worth less than £400

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