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jesse

@darthgordita

7 months

“CLAUSTROPHOBIE” OUT NOW here’s the first 30 seconds! watch in 4k thanks!!

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jesse

@darthgordita

5 months

dude ate donuts, chilis, and whataburger in the same day

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This is basically selling your soul, it’s so pointless

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2 years

joe biden off the horse tranquilizers is the best president we’ve ever had

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@darthgordita

6 months

the general audience reaction to this shot is reinforcing that we need to become more pretentious

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6 months

OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!!!

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@darthgordita

8 months

this is like the most over your life can be

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8 months

downloading hinge after getting out of a 5 year relationship

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1 year

people seeing a character they like in a film: “wow he’s so autistic”

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@cowboyclickbait

1 year

every ones talking abt good autism representation in media but no one has posted oj

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jesse

@darthgordita

10 months

listening to people talk about “A24 films” like they’re mcu movie all made by the same person

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jesse

@darthgordita

8 months

had to tell the guy next to me to get off of his phone, he ignored me at first and just lowered the brightness but i just kept pestering him until finally he put it away and moved a couple seats away from me

jesse

@darthgordita

8 months

about to rewatch dune in theatres

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jesse

@darthgordita

1 year

hearing bad taylor swift music from the theatre next door during the quiet moments in my killers of the flower moon screening

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jesse

@darthgordita

1 month

cooper hoffman getting typecast in age gap relationships that’s my goat

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

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Cooper Hoffman joins Olivia Wilde in Gregg Araki‘s ‘I WANT YOUR SEX.’ When Elliot (Hoffman) lands an exciting job for renowned artist Erika Tracy (Wilde), his fantasies come true as Erika taps him to become her sexual muse.

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jesse

@darthgordita

7 months

thought this was an obscure observation i had but apparently not

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jesse

@darthgordita

5 months

@DogWeekend his life is good honestly he works for like 5 hours a day

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jesse

@darthgordita

1 year

this is the ideal male form tbh

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@darthgordita

5 months

@JKCinnamons dude eating sliders then going back to work

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jesse

@darthgordita

2 years

no fucking way they used this picture

Variety

@Variety

2 years

The producers of “Rust” have named a new cinematographer to take over for Halyna Hutchins, who was shot and killed on set in October 2021.

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jesse

@darthgordita

4 months

we need to start throwing tomatoes at people who take their phones out and record in a theater

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4 months

What IMAX was made for.

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jesse

@darthgordita

9 months

the boy and the heron more like i’m bored and want heroin

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jesse

@darthgordita

2 years

@gr00vyrj bro calling nations of people turkeys and then trying to interview a turkey is wild

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jesse

@darthgordita

8 months

tubi/kanopy are the criterion collection of the proletariat

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jesse

@darthgordita

5 months

@fbgcrow his company had a picnic on the same day and he chose to spend money on food for lunch. rookie move

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jesse

@darthgordita

6 months

@immamallwhore the joker laughs at crime almost like he finds it funny

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jesse

@darthgordita

2 years

enough from the “animation is cinema” crowd you people are paw patrol posting

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2 years

can't believe the hardest scene in cinema came from the paw patrol movie

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jesse

@darthgordita

1 year

the idol stinks but was filmed pre-strike, also even shitty writers deserve a livable wage

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1 year

THIS WOMAN IS MY HERO

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@darthgordita

1 year

@zack69k dude is just quiet

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@darthgordita

1 year

Media Matters

@mmfa

1 year

Charlie Kirk: "I'm going through my refrigerator and I'm starting to ask the question: Was this ketchup bottle woke? Is this mustard? I mean, literally."

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jesse

@darthgordita

4 years

malik beasley is emailing the hoes and signing off with “-papi” LMFAOOOOOOO psychopath

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jesse

@darthgordita

1 year

teenagers discovering tropic thunder it’s so over

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jesse

@darthgordita

2 years

reading the quotes is funny because they think stanley kubrick is alive

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jesse

@darthgordita

1 year

i’m pro-age gap in film it’s never missed, licorice pizza, call me by your name, red rocket and that’s just in recent history

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jesse

@darthgordita

3 years

he needs to be caught with some bitches

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jesse

@darthgordita

3 years

i know luka doesn’t understand this so i can’t be mad at him

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3 years

W.

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jesse

@darthgordita

6 months

boring isn’t a real critique of a film it’s always a skill issue

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6 months

we all have a movie in mind

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@darthgordita

1 year

successful writers are not watching tiktoks i hate to break it to you

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@frankenfemme_

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Her TikToks will single-handedly destroy ever male writer in Hollywood.

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@darthgordita

5 months

@HeyLeslie97 i think he just has a really great metabolism because i would be extra large if i did that every day

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jesse

@darthgordita

7 months

likely thing for a noah baumbach film to be

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

7 months

Noah Baumbach’s next film will star George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Laura Dern, Billy Crudup and Riley Keough. Described as a coming of age film about adults.

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jesse

@darthgordita

6 months

our greatest filmmakers can no longer get their work distributed it’s never been more over

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

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Francis Ford Coppola's self-funded epic #Megalopolis is deemed too “experimental” and “not good” enough for the $100 million marketing spend envisioned by the legendary director. It's not clear if a studio will pick the film up

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jesse

@darthgordita

10 months

we shouldn’t know distributors names before we know the names of the artists

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jesse

@darthgordita

2 years

retweet if you’re part of creamer nation!

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jesse

@darthgordita

2 years

every popular youtuber is someone i’ve never heard of but they have 50 million followers

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jesse

@darthgordita

5 months

@npchristman @fbgcrow he’s greedy

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jesse

@darthgordita

7 months

gooner paul schrader protagonist

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possibly the funniest photo of 2024 so far

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@darthgordita

8 months

@stupidtrashboy i love the theater i hate most theater goers

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@darthgordita

6 months

@DogWeekend that guys reaction is so funny

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jesse

@darthgordita

11 months

last year had some of the greatest movies in recent memory and then like 3 of the least subtle rich people bad films ever

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@DiscussingFilm

11 months

1 year ago today, ‘THE MENU’ released in theaters.

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jesse

@darthgordita

8 months

@samspixelbath this guy deserved it especially because because him and his son left all of their trash when they left

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jesse

@darthgordita

5 years

kanye right after he said “jesus is king at midnight”

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1 year

ari aster writing the ending of beau is afraid

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@darthgordita

5 months

@HeyLeslie97 finally they need to be dealt with

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@darthgordita

1 year

mf wants to live in the squidward ethnostate

mrs papaw

@mrsballs69

1 year

Unpopular opinion but this is the dream!!!!!!! I want my best friend to be my neighbor!! I want my kid to fall in love with the kid next door!! I want the suburban life!!!

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jesse

@darthgordita

9 months

drinking these is worse than being an alcoholic

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We’ve come full circle

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2 years

wait let her cook

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jesse

@darthgordita

1 year

worst movie of all time being released on thursday

Reel Updates

@worldofreel

1 year

Gaspar Noé, Nicolas Winding Refn and Harmony Korine have directed a secret film called CIRCUS MAXIMUS, it stars Travis Scott and is being released this Thursday!

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@darthgordita

1 year

real jizzers know our history we won’t be silenced

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@nerdist

1 year

Is Star Wars quietly renaming "Jizz" music to "Jatz" music?

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@darthgordita

1 year

tarantino hasn’t missed this year with the quotes he needs to keep going

IndieWire

@IndieWire

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Quentin Tarantino Has No Time for Ryan Reynolds’ Netflix Blockbusters: ‘Those Movies Don’t Exist in the Zeitgeist’

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@darthgordita

5 months

i don’t think anyone who listens to taylor swift would also watch possession

IndieWire

@IndieWire

5 months

Mood until further notice #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment

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jesse

@darthgordita

3 years

cp3 is about to get abused on this app tonight i feel bad but i still will have to participate

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8 months

@IlikeJamesTooo lmfaooooo true

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jesse

@darthgordita

2 years

a24 is a distributor there are actual filmmakers making these movies

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jesse

@darthgordita

1 year

film is so finished man

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cinema is so back btw

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3 years

who’s coming with me?

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2 years

curb, barry, and succession all ending this year television is so finished

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@darthgordita

2 years

@handsome_pal streets saying olivia wilde ripped off midsommar this time instead of superbad?

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@darthgordita

3 years

wile e. coyote ass way to die

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@Daily_Express

3 years

Man gets eaten by piranhas after drowning in lake while escaping bee attack

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@darthgordita

2 years

every time i see seinfeld with the twin peaks score

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@zack69k oj just like me so if he’s autistic so am i!

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jesse

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10 months

people drink this at 8am and expect their day to go well

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@Fearlesslori___

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Chocolate cookie crumble crème frap made with heavy cream made with 8 pumps of white mocha instead of reg mocha! So good!

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jesse

@darthgordita

2 years

mandalorian has the most basic baby brained plot of any show i’ve ever seen how could you be confused?

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Watching the Mandalorian tryna pretend I know what’s going on

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@KELVlN_FILTER if he was farther away i would have that’s a good idea but he was directly next to me so i just kept repeating turn your phone off over and over again until finally he couldn’t take it

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this image makes it look like the minion is floating with a sign that says “genocide them, genocide now”

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Hundreds of people in the crowd raised Palestinian flags and led chants

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@iamtrentrush all writers are at least kind of gay

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@blockchuy me and the theater menace

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@darthgordita

2 years

good writers don’t write with symbolism in mind it’s supposed to just be a natural byproduct of the story

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Taylor Swift to Martin McDonagh: What do you think the fingers [in “The Banshees of Inisherin”] are a symbolism for? McDonagh: I don’t know. I just thought it was funny. #DirectorsOnDirectors

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about to rewatch dune in theatres

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@darthgordita

1 year

that tweet that said edgar wright is not enough of a sicko to pull this off was so right

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Still can't believe this wasn't a massive hit

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2 years

anti-capitalist in the same sentence as beyoncé is hilarious

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Beyoncé gave us an anti-capitalist, pro-gay summer anthem with vocals, rapping, a choir call and response, and FREEDIA. We really won #BreakMySoul

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nudy dropped

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@darthgordita

1 year

george lucas should beat dave filoni with a big rock

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@mikefalconlifts

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DAVE DID IT!!!! #Ahsoka ZOMBIE TROOPERS #AhsokaTano

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1 year

licorice pizza discourse one of the worst times on this app the only discourse should have been about how pta has put himself in the ring as the best working DP now

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@darthgordita

1 year

marvel ass poster for a war criminal is so funny

Oppenheimer

@OppenheimerFilm

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A film by Christopher Nolan. #Oppenheimer is in theaters 7 21 23.

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1 year

never forget

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@darthgordita

2 years

dude has a screenshot from the menu as his header while talking crazy about lydia tár

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@MediumSizeMeech

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I didn’t like Tár and seeing people crawl through the mud to defend it is weird!

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@darthgordita

3 years

i know it smell crazy in there

British GQ

@BritishGQ

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#MeganFox : ‘I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, “You smell like weed.” He looked down at me and he was like, “I am weed.” Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb.’ #GQStyle .

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i’d respect them more if they just admitted they like to watch media for babies

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@darthgordita

9 months

my theory that delivery apps ruined the world is truer every day

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Is DoorDash not delivery anymore or??

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@darthgordita

2 years

taking $60 million from corporations to make your passion project and losing them millions of dollars is so real

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Beau is Afraid needs to make $180 million to break even that shit is not making money lol

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plot-cels are trying to ruin the hangout now

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rick ross: white boy pusha t: deadbeat mf kendrick: i want drake to DIE

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@darthgordita

2 years

kevin durant when he’s not on a 73-9 warriors team

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@darthgordita

2 years

rihanna would exploit you at one of her sweatshops if given the opportunity

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@EARTHTOKIBRIA

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Y’all. YALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! RIHANNA IS HAVING A TAURUS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! WE FUCKIN WON!!!!!!!!!!

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i can’t stop laughing at that stupid ass picture of kevin james

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@joshlovesmovies was about to get WHAT

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oppenheimer was full of shit there’s no way he actually believed america wouldn’t immediately weaponize nuclear bombs forever

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2 years

cte the movie is crazy

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

2 years

Michael B Jordan is set to produce and potentially star in ‘THE DWELLING’. The film follows a former all pro football player who discovers a house buried in his backyard but all the hits he took on the field start to make him unsure what is real and imagined. (Source: Deadline)

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@kevinthefilmguy guy who only watches marvel movies but also really likes richard linklater

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@darthgordita

3 years

hate when the food slave breaks my unwritten rules

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