Chloe x Halle Selassie @darkmanirl Twitter profile

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Chloe x Halle Selassie

@darkmanirl

4 years

What is Child Care Board number

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Chloe x Halle Selassie

@darkmanirl

3 years

@EnbyRyan You're describing Monsters Inc.

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@darkmanirl

3 years

@LiamLambrini @saintrash_ That's cap. Ain't no way you washed that

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@darkmanirl

2 years

I try to live by this motto every day:

k to the izzo, j to the izzay 💼

@kxngrxse

2 years

Happy Independence & Republic Day 🇧🇧 Let's see some of most best and most bajan memes &vids. Best one wins a bread & 2 👍🏾

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2 years

for a place that was investigated and found to have no signs of abuse...the girls sure do seem to be showing signs of persons who have been abused. something not adding up

NationBarbados

@NationBarbados

2 years

Three of the seven girls at the Government Industrial School are now at the Psychiatric Hospital under suicide watch, while another has been taken to the Queen Elizabeth Hospital. Subscribe now to our eNATION () for the full story. #Barbados

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@darkmanirl

3 years

Her next week in the people place:

definitely not kiwii

@kiwiiscribbler

3 years

Whoever send in my resume to whatever restaurant it was, thank you. I get the interview. But please ask me next time if I can cook.🙂

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@darkmanirl

1 month

Nah get he off the streets fr

CBC BARBADOS

@CBCBARBADOS

1 month

Police are seeking the public’s help in locating wanted man Nico Cyril Alexander Norville. Norville, whose last known address is Josey Hill, St. Lucy, is wanted for questioning in connection with serious criminal matters. #CBCNewsBarbados

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@darkmanirl

4 years

@JustImani1 @shavaunblair Tom Cruise gonna see this and know his days are numbered

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Yesterday a man post: "I hate dengue" but today post: "how the fuck I get covid now?" And I don't want to laugh but

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@darkmanirl

2 years

I see you pull down you mask to sneeze in Emerald City so no

josha🧞

@bancleaf

2 years

COVID ain’t gine end ???? rasshole man

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@darkmanirl

3 years

Tired citing sources in essays too. Just believe what I say and leave it at that.

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@darkmanirl

4 years

she said and I quote: " LOOOOOL Omg I have to send this to my boyfriend right now 😂😂 Thank you" so yeah..what was the number for the COVID hotline? This nigga has got to go

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Man say ya could outrun hormonal imbalance if y’all tried hard enough. Okay Barry Allen

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@darkmanirl

2 years

I would love this phone in here to stop ringing so i can order some KFC yc 😡

Sheogorath

@priscillapus

2 years

would like kooyman to answer their phone 😭 I BEEN calling for the longest time now yc

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@darkmanirl

4 years

Respectfully; not the entire campus. Make him a hero or erect a monument. There's no need to rename the entire campus.

Cheyne Jones

@CheyneJoness

4 years

Prime Minister Mia Amor Mottley says while the final decision is up to the UWI, her government would strongly advocate for it being renamed the Owen Arthur Campus at Cave Hill, University Of The West Indies.

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Chloe x Halle Selassie

@darkmanirl

24 days

And wunna want this terrorist come to perform HERE?

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

24 days

Chris Brown is being sued for $50 MILLION for allegedly orchestrating the assault of four men backstage at one of his shows, TMZ reports.

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@darkmanirl

4 years

I mean...they're on the front line. Proves why they should be valued, respected and most importantly adequately compensated for the work they do

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@darkmanirl

2 years

In a few years we wont be able to see the south coastline at all. Just hotels and buildings blocking that beautiful view. But congrats on capitalism i guess?

Alex Downes

@AlexRDownes

2 years

The Indigo Hotel will also feature 3 restaurants and will be open to all, visitor and Barbadians alike. This is a major milestone for Barbados, our economy, our tourism product and our people.

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@darkmanirl

4 years

@zayna4eva He's from Preacher. Put a shotgun in his mouth but the attempt failed

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Narrator: “they then proceeded to shoot the messenger. Many, many times.”

theislandlawyer

@pierrecookejr

2 years

Don’t shoot the messenger but, what would leaving Barbados to go live elsewhere contribute to national development? It may provide a better quality of life for you but the country will be poorer for it.

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@darkmanirl

6 months

Gotta show up at the restaurant and grab the Alfredo with both hands

The Bajan Plumber 👨‍🔧

@Carfy_dan

6 months

Man owe me money and posting valentines gifts for he girl

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@darkmanirl

4 years

@aydannation Nah Preacher is far from being about Christianity. It's based on a comic book series of the same name. I enjoy the characters. I recommend it

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Oh word? Say lessssss

DOC

@backendoc

2 years

damn did y’all even know it was mens mental health awareness month LMAOO?

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@darkmanirl

7 months

Bad person has a bad take. Back to you in the studio Shontelle

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@darkmanirl

5 years

So you think they can't just...eat the food? And the batteries are gonna spoil?

CA$H

@amvthyxt

5 years

Bet the people that spend an arm and a leg at the supermarkets feel like proper cunts

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@darkmanirl

3 years

Soffft. My bubbie got to get suck pon de gaza

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@darkmanirl

3 years

If Johnny has two apples..

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@darkmanirl

2 years

If you as a grown adult are able to be “seduced” or tricked by an underage person you are the problem. A normally functioning adult cannot be swayed into having sex or dating a minor. You are simply a pedophile.

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@darkmanirl

3 years

Four White Horses would leave me in a box with a pink bow for sure. As soon as ya get to "off tomorrow" my coordination gone

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@darkmanirl

5 years

"when I see bajan girls my heart does - "

franklean 😶‍🌫️

@frankleanxv

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@darkmanirl

2 years

When Surf Rat ask who got the tightest holes in Bim you does run to the front nuh?

k to the izzo, j to the izzay 💼

@kxngrxse

2 years

How y'all nose piercings be falling out? lmaoo mine aint move since the day i got it

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Man say “ tbh you cool and you could dress so 9”

× No Limit

@nashnotnormal

2 years

@saintrash_ You is the cool gay guy that don't back down from beef so I gaw respect yuh . Cool by me.

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@darkmanirl

3 years

Swift drivers does get and do nuff shite

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@darkmanirl

2 years

please stop using "you good?" as a greeting. what the fuck you gonna do if I say no?

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@darkmanirl

5 years

That's a flying broom not a sweeping broom

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@darkmanirl

3 years

And this is a great example of why letting people play guessing games with certain serious or sensitive matters is not a good idea.

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@darkmanirl

7 months

His first video here is with him beefing with the taxi operators and a police officer. He definitely came here on his own

The problem

@LavaSkull_3

7 months

Dawg😂😂 btmi brought him too or he came on his own?

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@darkmanirl

2 years

He gotta be so embarrassed

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@darkmanirl

4 years

@Duh____Winning You're confusing haphazard use with versatility but that's okay

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@darkmanirl

2 years

A microphone was possibly the worst thing to hit black American communities after crack.

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@darkmanirl

5 years

We stood slightly to the right

Rastafarian Targaryen

@HiighValyrian

5 years

Wa Bajans ever do to the rest of the Caribbean?

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@darkmanirl

5 years

Me: mummy, I had a really bad fever since last night. My mummy: You was having unprotected sex??

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@darkmanirl

4 years

*Stuffing her like an Oreo >>>>

kens 🇧🇧

@TheyLovethePuff

4 years

Stuffed oreos>>>

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@darkmanirl

4 years

This new name and logo weak as hell. Put marketing back on the phone

♔ Brian Donawa ♔

@BrianDonawa

4 years

Cave Shepherd has changed its name for the first time In over 100 years. This follows the brand being now completely owned by overseas investors.

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@darkmanirl

3 years

Local man discovers soap and hygiene

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@darkmanirl

3 years

That aside...that brotha doing that shit to entertain yt people?? 🤢

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@darkmanirl

2 years

committing career suicide twice is bold. commendable even

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@darkmanirl

2 years

@MewMewMuffiin @sukiisukii18 @WrittenByHanna He only had himself to blame

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@darkmanirl

3 years

@RoshannaTrim Time and time again you prove how out of touch you are with being a decent human being. I hope that changes for you at some point.

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@darkmanirl

4 years

Isolate myself from friends and family for a relationship? Like abusers do to their victims? Lmaooo next caller

Lyn 🦋

@TheOgStyla

4 years

Would y’all delete all y’all social accounts for a healthy relationship ?

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@darkmanirl

2 years

This woman now show up to green screen shoot…in a green dress and her alternate fit is a green shirt snd green skirt. I gine scream yc

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@darkmanirl

3 years

Which dumbass question is overplayed and why is it this one?

INSPIRING

@vivalajayxoxo

3 years

Which Caribbean accent is the worst and why is it Barbados?

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@darkmanirl

5 months

Man went for doggie and rice and only get rice 😭😭I would be vex too

Lil Enna Looks Luke

@lukeyism

5 months

My sword want friends too killa 😡😡😡

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Ngl… this man is lowkey a villain but i am entertained

Rohansonn

@rohansonn

2 years

@DannyDTaken Doesn't matter what I resell at. I bought them. I can sell them at whatever.

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@darkmanirl

5 years

I never went Polytechnic. I did 6th form

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@darkmanirl

6 months

This interviewer is the part time sketch artist??

CBC BARBADOS

@CBCBARBADOS

6 months

What is supposed to be one of the happiest days in a couple's life has had a rocky start. Our Christopher Wood spoke to Adrian Grant about a collision that caused his fiancée and another to be receiving medical treatment on the day they are due to walk down the aisle.

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@darkmanirl

3 months

I still think “GetLoc’dUp” was one of the hardest hairdresser names but I just hear on the radio an ad for “WeBoutHair”

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@darkmanirl

5 years

@gaybriell_ Black man and field

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@darkmanirl

5 years

Production value doesn't make jokes funnier

Educated Jackass

@water_king10

5 years

Xcel: * puts effort into production, props and acting* Bajans: “lol” Lord zenn: *opens his mouth to speak* Bajans:

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@darkmanirl

3 years

@shaemarie_s That's not what Casa Grande is? 😖

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@darkmanirl

2 years

$40 for a handjob is crazy cos the last time i check it was $20-30

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Working til 72 is so fucking dystopian 😂. When George drop down at lunch time Errol gonna get a “promotion” and get he cubicle before the day done

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@darkmanirl

5 years

@GothiQ_haQer Did you get all the likes and RTs sweet girl?

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@darkmanirl

2 years

This ain’t even identity theft, you giving it away

🐼

@aime_miller

2 years

A woman just called me and said "Hi Aims, it's just me. Remind me when your birthday is again." I replied automatically.......... Afterwards when I put down the phone I realised that I have no idea who the hell that was

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@darkmanirl

3 years

@brendamenm Why he out with a camera and a phone harassing people? He asked why and she told him why.

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@darkmanirl

6 years

Putting on a fake tourist accent doesn't make them spend more money. You just sound stupid and make us all look really bad

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@darkmanirl

5 years

Tell them Mia Amor Mottley

Ayii Tpoo Sii 🇧🇧

@_Mr_GooD

5 years

Coworker looks at my chain and goes "who has the other half" 🙃

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@darkmanirl

3 years

@KamilleRose__ It mean he want you call HR

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@darkmanirl

4 months

Since I’ve entered my “say yes” era I have not known boredom

Chloe x Halle Selassie

@darkmanirl

4 months

I win $4 at the races today

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@darkmanirl

4 months

1000 minds and ZERO of them thought to harass an already evil Mark

J

@Supersayian1000

4 months

Aye that’s all on him. Out of ALL the Mark’s in the multiverse, you chose to run the fade with the one that has no beef with you? Delusional ass Nigga🤦🏾‍♂️

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@darkmanirl

3 years

How this being marketed as a new attraction? If the van I get in go off route that ain't the same thing?

Stefan D Wordsmith

@D_GrammarSmith

3 years

Only white people are allowed on bus crawls. Change my mind!!!

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@darkmanirl

4 years

Jordan

@j0rdan_marshall

4 years

Aautmn I want you ,Aautmn I need you. Please just slut me out.

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Consent as a concept really kicking y’all asses nuh

kerri forde

@kerriforde85

2 years

ppl would fuck a stranger after a party but a touch is a vibe 😭

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Rastaman now get lock outta Zion boy. Cha

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Andy: "Herbert! Herbert! I need backup" Herbert:

Kevz Politics

@KevzPolitics

2 years

#BREAKING - Reuters: NATO says it has no plans to send troops into Ukraine; says it is increasing its presence on the eastern part of the alliance on NATO territory; Ukraine is not a NATO member

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Because alcoholism is an addiction that’s overlooked in our society. Because we young and overconsumption of alcohol destroys your body. Because alcohol poisoning is a real thing that can happen. It’s less about policing and more about a general concern

Senora Putas😮‍💨

@ShaeTatiannaa

2 years

Why y’all love to police people so much? If you don’t like to go out and get drunk how does that affect people that do?

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@darkmanirl

4 years

I would pay good money to see them race

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@darkmanirl

4 years

My Nana: "I thought we were planting things together today" My mother: "after I teach this class" Me: "aww you going and plant things with your mommy" My mother: "Jaidan shut up, at least my mother wants to spend time with me"

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@darkmanirl

2 years

@lukeyism The math wasn’t mathing when she was swiping the cards either

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@darkmanirl

3 years

Sounds like something a variant would say

Muted. Argue with yourself.

@___inCANdescent

3 years

Lmaooo not Omarion seen the jokes

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@darkmanirl

3 years

Yall have got to realize sooner rather than later that this man is a fucking weirdo and nothing he does is near normal

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@darkmanirl

2 years

I run a 5k this morning and come 4th with a new personal best of 24minutes. Super proud of myself for that but those little children impressed me alot. men didn't slow down once and at no point was I ever next to them.

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Bro you can’t apologize for dramatic actions and then turn around and propose a more dramatic action. You can’t win people by voluntarily making yourself homeless. All we asking is for your speeches to make sense not all these gestures. You look crazy

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@darkmanirl

24 days

Too much of you are comfortable being fucking idiots

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@darkmanirl

1 year

Happy 1/4 life crisis day to me 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈25 on 24.23

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@darkmanirl

4 years

When women say they hate men sometimes I does gotta believe them

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@darkmanirl

1 year

Outside with a fan yesterday

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@darkmanirl

4 years

Getlocdup246 on IG would never.

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@darkmanirl

4 years

I does just be looking at myself

essence

@IJustNeverKnow

4 years

I challenge bajans to walk past a car without spying in it

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@darkmanirl

2 years

We just need bike lanes. There’s nothing wrong with this. Driving behind them and using your phone is btw

D. 🏁

@DarrenAG_

2 years

This needs to stop. I understand folks may not be able to afford a suitable method for transporting their children from point A to B, however, this level of risk is NOT it.

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@darkmanirl

4 years

Another trip around the sun. Happy birthday to me

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@darkmanirl

2 years

The oppression olympics? Is this what you’re really trying to do?

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@darkmanirl

2 years

Girl they gonna jump you AND Kirk at the airport

IG: MekieDoll

@Mekiedoll

2 years

I come in peace 🇧🇧I soon visit and we eat some bbq pigtails on the beach ok? (got permission to sc)

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@darkmanirl

3 months

@tierrxo Wait…you thought Rastaman was singing about burgers?

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@darkmanirl

4 years

Lucky Daye was in his bag when he wrote Love You Too Much

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@darkmanirl

4 years

I would never forget we had to make keyrings for woodwork and Shaunice get and trick me into making keyrings for her and her friends. Next week at school I see my good up rasshole keyring on she man bag yc. Talk about pain

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@darkmanirl

2 years

In the immortal words of Fezco: "you recorded that shit?"

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@darkmanirl

2 years

This is the longest Adventures in Odyssey episode i ever listen to oh my god

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@darkmanirl

2 years

singing and dancing for the colonizers? in the yard?? Zion gates sealed shut

Nationwide90FM

@NationwideRadio

2 years

WATCH: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Kate, participate in the entertainment events at the Trench Town Culture Yard in Kingston. The Royals joined in the drumming as members of the Rastafarian community chanted.

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