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☀️Kai | Open Comms 🟢

1 month

I'm gonna be opening comms passively. Basically until I get sick of them or I get too many at once. Using PayPal. DM for any extra info. I'm gonna link some of my comm fics below if anyone wants to see the way I usually write them. <3

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Umbrella Corporation Updates

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1 year

not teaching the experiments to talk anymore after one of the tyrants told me to go fuck myself

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Who needs one of these today?

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Bringing this back

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1 year

be gay suck dick do crime

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1 year

Work w just Abt all his ships, but y'all know what I'm thinking

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@darkest_tea

1 year

I won't tolerate Ethan Winters hate... I'll tolerate Leon hate bc I love CherMaster 3000 but Ethan Winters?????? Just some random ass guy who did nothing but love his wife and kid????? Fuck you

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1 year

Bro that's my fav Capcom game

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@darkest_tea

11 months

I miss nerd Wesker. Make him talk like a dork please. I don't want to take him seriously, there's nothing serious about him. He's a fucking nerd

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@darkest_tea

9 months

Me reading text: "do not click unless you want to be spoiled..." Me, seeing a big button that says show content: "OMG A BUTTON"

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Mmmmm Chris is put in a universe where bioweapons don't exist and he's baffled all day trying to figure it out only for Wesker to unlock his front door and do the "honey I'm home" thing & Chris then proceeds to tackle him to the floor and threaten him.

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Whsgdjsgs Chris using a ouija board to talk to Wesker only for the man to spell: F u c k y o u

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@darkest_tea

1 year

it says character, but I rarely write solo character content. Here's one of my favorite drafts of Wesky + Chris

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@darkest_tea

6 months

Age gap this, age gap that, age gaps don't fucking matter in fiction. No characters are actually being harmed. The whole "one has power over the other" DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT REAL!!!!!! USE UR BRAIN

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Yes I only bought this skin cause his hair is messed up, what about it

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Why hasn't Wesker given Chris a huge scar that he can never forget or stop associating with Wesker? Why isn't there scenes of Chris standing in the mirror and looking at said scar for an undetermined amount of time before punching the mirror????

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@darkest_tea

1 year

People who hate Weskertine & love Chrisker confuse me. u know it's like- The same fucked up man right? Like he's still fucked up & abusive even tho he's w/Chris, right? It's the same shoe different foot. Apart from a bit more canon Weskertine fucked up-ness

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Some Chrisker Anyways, this is always the best part of writing characters turning into cats. When they inevitably wake up completely nude in their love interest's bed. 👀

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@darkest_tea

7 months

People who make free art and fics in fandoms are genuinely my heros bc it's so much work to put something out there and not know how it's gonna go. It's so much mental anguish and anxiety to be seen. And GOD artists and writers make such beautiful creations. Ily all

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@darkest_tea

2 years

I need Chris to have a Villain Arc and for Jill or Claire or someone to say something along the lines of "you're no better than Wesker" And I want Chris to feel like someone hit him in the chest with a hammer. I need the feels. Need the angst

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@darkest_tea

8 months

Call-out posts over what ppl like in fiction is fucking ridiculous and you should feel silly to have ever participated in it. Don't like something? Block and move on. Call-out posts breed harassment and hate. You don't do it to "spread awareness" it's an excuse to harass

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@darkest_tea

1 year

GUYS cat Krauser caught mouse Ashley with this

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@darkest_tea

10 months

@Kapcantart ITS PIKACHU

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@darkest_tea

1 year

"you only ship these ppl bc they're both hot" YES I wasn't aware there was some kind of weird ass checklist I had to fill out before I could ship something my fucking bad

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@darkest_tea

10 months

Darlings, beloveds, my freaky fucks, here's the fic I promised. I wrote this as a c/omm for literally one of the coolest people I know @Gourmet_Beef so I hope you all enjoy. <3

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@darkest_tea

9 months

@Kapcantart Saddest thing I've seen all day

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@darkest_tea

1 year

How do people actually hate Ethan Winters. He's actually just some guy. And that makes the story 10x better. That's he's doing shit that people like Chris, and Jill, and Claire do with no prior training and just pure dedication to his family. Like how do you hate that

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@darkest_tea

1 year

@androdamos He's looking at Chris

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Also something Chris says bugs me, he says something along the lines of "Wesker wasn't joking when he said he wanted to end the world." Chris... Bbgrl... Did you think he was joking? Did you think hahahhaha no don't end the world ur so hot. Like sir??? 🤨

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@darkest_tea

7 months

Wanna put up a location for you, just an idea

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@computer_gay

7 months

we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other

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@darkest_tea

8 months

Nothing more annoying than when a fandom values fictional characters that don't exist over the lives of real people. Yes god is absolutely letting you into heaven hahahha of course

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@darkest_tea

1 year

now I'm thinking that Chris is embarrassed about his handwriting bc it's sloppy and hard to read...

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@darkest_tea

2 years

Ok I fixed it & added text. My greatest creation

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@darkest_tea

8 months

Stop telling artists to kill themselves over art u don't like jfc. Ask them to tag and move on holy shit. I understand being upset over the lack of tags but this is FUCKIN insane. If you've ever received a death threat you should understand not to give them out.

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@darkest_tea

9 months

Where's Kap's Priest Ale Au

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9 months

what's better than a sugar daddy? a priest sugar daddy

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@darkest_tea

10 months

@androdamos The yellow paint is a GOOD thing to prevent situations like this. Players don't interact w things if it's not obvious. It's healthy, ppl fr will just complain about anything.

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@darkest_tea

10 months

@Kapcantart Can't believe you made this... And posted it on MAIN??

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@darkest_tea

4 years

@The_Farmer_John John put the gun down, no one has to get hurt

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@darkest_tea

1 year

thinking ab dbd Playing dbd

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@darkest_tea

1 year

I believe I've made the most important tier list on this site... Who does and doesn't fish. I think @_DIEBU_ will appreciate this one...

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Ummmmmmmmmmm anyways here u go, um I blame Cher

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Vampire Leon AU where Luis slowly puts it together and Leon wakes up one night to Luis hovering over him with a stake. I think that's very in character for him. Leon hisses at him and tells him to go back tf to sleep.

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@darkest_tea

8 months

The "I never liked them anyways" thing is so fucking weird bc if you "never liked them anyways" why the FUCK were you following them? Why the fuck were you interacting w them. Don't follow ppl you don't fucking like that's weird.

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@darkest_tea

1 year

BOYFRIEND JUST TOLD ME HE DOESN'T DRINK COFFEE WITH MILK SUGAR OR CREAMER IM MARRIED TO A MADMAN THATS FUCKED UP

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@darkest_tea

1 year

U know what's so funny. I play re3r And I'm like "yess Jillybean, kick his fucking ass." And I play re2r and go "Leon... Sigh... You just a pretty face huh?" Like turn into a Leon hater it's so funny

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Fanfic writers write for free, I've never been payed a cent to write and people still have the fucking audacity. Don't fucking do this. Our writing is not for you to train AIs. Don't care how long it's been since an update.

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@darkest_tea

1 year

@yocmul ..... She kisses him to check and queue to fight where Leon desperately tries to stop ada from killing him.

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1 year

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My pussy is too fat for this mortal body

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10 months

So, how about we don't tell ppl to kill themselves bc they make content we don't like, just an idea thanks <3

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@darkest_tea

8 months

When you misgender people you hate you are literally saying you only respect trans people when they "earn" it. Which isn't respect btw. It's picking and choosing. Get a life :)

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@darkest_tea

1 year

They both still work for RPD but Wesker took over Iron's position when he died and Chris took over the S.T.A.R.S team.

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@darkest_tea

1 year

*trans-es your Carlos* yeah what now fucker

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@darkest_tea

1 year

@androdamos No this was the only way

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@darkest_tea

10 months

Have a hot take. Expecting ppl to read ur carrd or bio before interacting w you is unreasonable. You could not pay me to give a fuck about who I'm rting from especially if they're not even my moot.

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Have some Vampire Leon and Luis... As a little treat. No blood drinking YET but... I mean... It's my brand, we'll get there.

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Stop posting death Island clips without tagging and flagging. I don't care if it's 1 second or 15 mins just don't post them without the spoiler flag. Just do this please < 3 it's not hard and takes 2 seconds

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Be more cringe. If you're thinking of doing something and go "huh that might be cringe" DO IT. And tag me istg. Your self expression is more important than being cringe.

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@darkest_tea

3 years

@DeanoAnipoke chikorita is the best starter of its gen, no contest.

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@darkest_tea

11 months

I was scrolling through my gallery and forgot I made this. Behold: Ethan Winters

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@darkest_tea

1 year

If u like harass ppl and talk shit about ships please god just unfollow me. Don't have the energy to see ppl cry about leashly and ships that aren't real. Get a hold of yourself Jesus

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Wish I could make like multiple twtr circles... Like why can't I have like 5 circles in order of how insane we are like the circles of hell in Dante's inferno

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1 year

Chris calling Wesker Captain even after stars>>>>>

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@darkest_tea

6 months

Death threats over fiction is fucking crazy. I'm begging you 2 consider the fact actively telling REAL HUMANS to harm themselves is WORSE than someone shipping a problematic ship. One affects a real human (death threats) and one does ✨nothing✨(shipping) Don't send death threats

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@darkest_tea

8 months

"k*ys doesn't actually mean k*ll yourself obvs we're not saying it like that. plus people deserve it" Are you fuckin human? Do you care so little about people that you'll try to downplay the fucking impact of telling someone to die? Apologize and stop making excuses

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@darkest_tea

8 months

And some of y'all out here doing it for free on Twitter dot com

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1 year

Wesker purrs like a cat. I hope you all understand.

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@darkest_tea

1 year

I love the fact Ethan gets shipped with so many people. Like yes, they all work, it's Phenomenal. Chris, Heisenberg, Mia, yes, please. All at the same time???? Say less

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@darkest_tea

1 year

If I call you bestie I'm sorry, but we are. There's no escaping it. The moment it leaves my mouth, it is a fact, actually.

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1 year

The RE fandom when Chris finally dies:

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1 year

rest in peace king :'( ur tits will be missed

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@darkest_tea

7 months

Lrt, do NOT be your boyfriend's mother. If a man makes a mess for a whole week and then doesn't clean an inch of it + leaves it all for you, fucking trash him. Do not do what his mom always did for him. He is not a child. He can clean up his messes or he can get single

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@darkest_tea

1 year

The real twink death

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@darkest_tea

1 year

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE WITH THIS FUCKING STAIR CLIMBING ANIMATION PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Also like y'all tripping if you think I'm ever making Krauser cis again because P LEASE.

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🍋Crowkey🍋 the cat monarch

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@darkest_tea @hackneyededits It’s actually very romantic to see us turn to bloodshed

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8 months

Dead by Daylight:

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8 months

Inappropriate use of Meat Hooks

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@darkest_tea

1 year

As a reminder for tomorrow. Please don't play like sweaty prick killers. I'm begging y'all not to 3 gen and camp and tunnel. It's an event. It's supposed to be fun. I seriously don't want to run hyperfocus, steak out, fast track and dh tomorrow. I really don't.

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1 year

I apologize for being kinda distant and antisocial. Love you guys, just feeling a bit shitty these last few days.

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6 months

It's Chris and Wesker but Wesker wears both on different days and Chris sleeps ass naked

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@darkest_tea

1 year

Can we all just consecutively agree to pretend wesker has and always had fangs. Can we just make it reality

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1 year

This is how Ethan and Mia fight

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(sobbing gf) If there was any love left in this relationship you would have fetched me that herb i wanted from that treacherous swamp

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@darkest_tea

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If you're talking shit and lying ab Bean unfollow me <3 get that shit away from me right fuckin now. Don't stand for seeing these ppl talk shit. Unfollow them and block them. If they'd said that ab bean they'd say that ab you.

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@darkest_tea

10 months

if Cher has a thousand fans I am one, if Cher has a hundred fans I'm one, if Cher has one fan it is me, if Cher has no fans assume I'm dead

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@darkest_tea

8 months

Threatening people into religion ("you're gonna go to hell if you don't believe in Jesus") is the opposite of faith and no one should ever in their right mind say that to someone. It baffles me how so much religion values fear over faith.

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Unpopular RELEGION opinions that would get you in this position???

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@darkest_tea

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Hope I shouldn't have to say this, but don't feed my fics to AI's for ANY reason and especially not without my explicit permission. Nothing happened, nobody did this TO MY KNOWLEDGE but I'd like to make this boundary clear.

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@Kapcantart You know the flowers that people get around them in anime? That's how I'm imagining König while they're talking about him shsoshsksgsksb blissfully unaware

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1 year

The fact that the snake in RE1 has a name is so cute to me. Yawn is an adorable name for a snake

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