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if you’re looking at this it means you’re exactly the right type of person to annoy! born in brum, grew up kernow, now in aus!!! AVFC!!

Gold Coast, Queensland
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According to spurs fans and weirdly some villa fans this should have been a straight red!! #AVFC
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@sportbible Why! Penalties are about skill and the mental edge, goalkeepers are at a disadvantage to begin with so they should be able to get into the strikers head, these are elite athletes, a few words shouldn’t distract them enough to fail from the spot
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@WlvVsMonkeyKong @ODDSbible Unless the entire fanbase of each club died in their 40’s then that’s just not true is it!
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@sportbible The kid went on strik FFS! What do you expect
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@implausibleblog @GaryLineker Does Madely not realise that the Nazi regime didn’t start with gas chambers and genocide, it started with political propaganda and dividing a nation and pitting them against a minority! Lineker was bang on
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@Wolfonabridge This is just a lie isn’t it! You know full well they’ve been marching
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@marshallavfc @rkv2__ @jesu1sdev So he testified to being at a party, mendy has been cleared, all of the evidence has been produced and he’s been found not guilty and even one of the women was caught on a lie. This trial by social media bollocks has to stop. You’re making a judgment on 3rd hand information
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@GordoManchester @ManUnitedYouth Awwww!! That’s cute, you don’t understand numbers 🤣🤣 554k impressions and 80 likes is a horrific ratio
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@NUFC_Index It’s so cringe watching Newcastle fans crawling up city’s arse because they feel like they’re in this morally devoid oil club together beside the fact you’re missing the point! Has nothing to do with how much money, it’s about how that money is generated. Utd never broke a rule
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@septimusajprime A even a Sunday league keeper would have had time to grab a drink before making their way over for an easy catch to be far
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@DougieCritchley @NikolasRuffet It won’t! The other day they were talking about the race for 4th, they were speaking about Man U and spurs exclusively, villa weren’t even mentioned, you know the club who were 4th and 11 points ahead of Utd
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@DeadlineDayLive @okdiario Do the Saudi’s not get it, it doesn’t matter how much they pay the players nobody will watch their league 🤣 nobody watched the Chinese league, only time anyone see’s Ronaldo now is on twitter. I remember when okocha went to Qatar, I lived there and didn’t even bother watching 🤣
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@Iromg @nashmall7 You have to have majority support in order to strike you muppet
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@rjbride @UpTheVillaBoyss 🤣🤣 did you expect him to tell a 6 year old boy to fuck off or something 🤣🤣
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@theJeremyVine It’s a Lamborghini for a start
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@IamAbdul___ Well you for this all kinds of wrong! Aston Villa combined wealth of $13bn
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@Iromg Didn’t you spend days calling for lineker to be sacked for not breaking any rules yet a standing MP using a NEWS channel to spew lies which is definitely against the rules is perfectly fine!
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@cfcmaz__ @StokeyyG2 You do realise that just because yanks are ignorant to anything outside the US you all go a sudden taking notice isn’t a massive deal
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@AdamJoseph____ @City_Chief This makes me realise I should stop engaging with people on this app! The lack of intelligence needed to believe this when it’s a closed room case and the only people in there will be lawyers who will have all signed NDA’s and would literally get struck off if they leaked info 🤣
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@parkoojr Congratulations, however this tweet signifies why I left England, nobody should be having to make those choices, especially when they’re working a full time job! England really has become a joke of a country
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@tintinuk_orig You sound like a nonce
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@lnfinite_loop @ASPolice The car with the camera was overtaking someone as was the car with the trailer if you look carefully
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@mjmarr_star And if you listen to the “experts” we don’t have any injuries
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@rjwaldo1988 @NeverteIImeodd The car flying through a red light at a ridiculous speed is the giveaway on who’s at fault
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@itsAboody @AVFCOfficial Errrrrrmmmmmmmmmm who’s going to tell him?
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@nataliedawn_x @talkSPORT No, he grabbed a mic and said it down that to make sure everyone could hear
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@DiFi_Lobster @OwenJones84 That’s the longest, “I’m not racist but” post I’ve ever seen
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@Pistachiosfan @NewEraZach Because the movie or tv show has decent actors in it and a proper story line, the entire premise of wrestling is supposed to be that it’s a sport and it isn’t
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@StoolFootball I don’t remember Beckham buying inter Milan! Deleting is cheating
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@SirDyche442 @TheAthleticFC Villa aren’t breaking the rules! The point he’s making is how are clubs supposed to achieve more if they can’t invest in order to get there?
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@aepearson02 @milkyy______ Villa blues kicks off in the morning every time it’s played you plank 🤣
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@BWay124 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Yeah normal people who live in normal countries that aren’t the US don’t need that because most of us did the sensible thing and made real ones illegal
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@talkSPORT 🤣🤣 he’s such a hypocrite! He’s ruled players out for years when they’re in the championship a league that’s about 20 levels above the Saudi pro league 🤣🤣
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@BukayoSK @kandemanUK @AFC_Ryyy @ParteyHive @Arsenal Nah, you’re right, you’re not our rival, one day you might get there
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@llfvi12 @Mbx_1 @OwenJones84 You do realise that the other papers are just reporting what they get told by the sun, that’s how an exclusive works you plank
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@PumlaMajali @I_amMukhtar Maybe take a look as she literally just got sentenced to 36 years
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@LabourWarRoom @sophielouisecc @pierrevb84 She doesn’t understand much to be fair! That’s why they pay her to post bollocks because they know she doesn’t possess the ability to think for herself and will just regurgitate whatever they tell her to
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@theJeremyVine @mickjones1 Nobody would undertake on a motorway because it’s illegal you plank
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@thfcsmiso You keep trying to console yourself mate! We’ll strengthen as we have proper owners with ambition! I’m sure you’ll get Taylor swift this season though!
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@edcmpbl Someone needs to break the new to the unit voter that his hip op is taking 3 years to get sorted because he voted to leave the EU and now there’s no staff
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@CFCMod_ @HenriR2772 @PepBall3 For what you’re saying to make sense you’d have to omit Rogers from the photo pal
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@carvi11an @TyroneMings @GaryLineker @IanWright0 @alanshearer What exactly about stating a fact is offensive! If you’re offended by what lineker said because you agree with the Tories then it is your morals that are the issue not lineker
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@Villamole1 It’s a joke, you don’t have to find it funny, it doesn’t mean he’s sat there pulling his plonk. Stop wanting to be offended by everything
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@pordology There’s a lot of assumptions being made in this post
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@AM15_Szn He’s literally wearing diaby’s shirt, both he and Bailey played with him
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@sophielouisecc @ellymelly @adhtvaus You’re only a fan of free speech when it’s the type you like though
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@Total_Villa @CmdotCom_En This aged well 🤣
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@Ryder56004614 @JeremyVineOn5 I live in Australia now, you wouldn’t believe the amount of English people I meet here who are against immigration and voted for brexit, when you point out their hypocrisy they say it’s different because they come here to work 🤣 1/2
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@sophielouisecc 🤣🤣 great, one car battery manufacturer isn’t going to replace all of the actual car manufacturing plants that are leaving to go to the EU
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@SaulStaniforth He’s basically open about being a Tory now! Whether you agree with the decision or not, he just lies and lies and when he’s called up on it deflects or pretends that he didn’t lie
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@DougieCritchley @theavfcfaithful Neither have any of the other leagues who have been doing it lately! What’s your point 🤣🤣 He basically points to why you’re talking shit and then you reply with, well that would be weird 🤣
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@brumforward Villas average attendance in the championship 32k, 32k and then 36k! That’s basically full with the trinity upper closed We were sold out most weeks and have sold out every away allocation during that time and since 🤣 What are you on about? You have 12k empty for most games
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@HLTCO These are the generation of football fans who support the best team they saw on sky and mock those who support their local side because they’re not winning leagues. Usually those doing the mocking have been to their own ground less than the ones they’re mocking
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@shuablossom @thfcsmiso Yeah because villa haven’t had any injuries! Just the 3 ACL’s 🤣🤣
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@delves1 🤣🤣🤣 someone been taking too much of an advantage of the cheap beer at the ground!! 🤣🤣 Take your medicine like a man! Don’t go giving it the bigun then cry when it bites you on the arse
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@Harry_W25 @simpli_godii That’s not how law works
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@implausibleblog @GaryLineker Mr Madely needs to take a look at the migration laws in Australia! We take more than our fair share of asylum seekers and our laws aren’t as at all similar or worse than the UK’s new laws! The UK has basically outlawed asylum seeking in the UK
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@WTFootball_UK Villa blues, biggest in England, only one in the UK that would top it would be the old firm
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@Milostumor @uncooljerk On what planet for £70 not constitute as a tip! In the UK most servers won’t earn that in a shift
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@JuliaHB1 @williemillersm1 Unfortunately yes, sometimes I wish I didn’t so I didn’t have to see the bollocks you post on a daily basis! The only hate was from your pals over on the far right
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@theavfcfaithful @TeleFootball And then we’ll sell it to ourselves for £500m
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@littledxpe @BukayoSK @kandemanUK @AFC_Ryyy @ParteyHive @Arsenal That’s because you know fuck all! Were the reason you have a league to watch you muppet
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@Iromg Number 4 is hilarious that’s like saying all anti-Krays people must call them criminals,facts are facts! He’s a criminal, he’s demonstrated is air of superiority and lack of appreciation for the law on numerous occasions, it’s not a stretch to believe he’s done what he’s accused
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@talkSPORT You’re acting like Brighton is a 4 hour flight from london 🤣 I’d literally rather live anywhere in the UK other than London and that’s saying something as I moved 10,000 miles away I hate it that much
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@MikeyCycling This is a computer game you plank
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@villareport Wolves don’t know how to stick badges to shirts
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@N3CR0S @OwenJones84 Convenient information for Israel to send out themselves just before they start killing people! Just like that bomb they definitely didn’t drop on a hospital
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@NUFCgallowgate To be fair that’s a high end dinning experience in Newcastle
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@Parth_MCFC @Neechy8 Nah, she probably sold it to him after
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@theavfcfaithful So that should now mean defenders can hold their arms out when defending in the box
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@Nolimitfredo24 @Lea_EFC The word was literally invented for Utd 🤣🤣
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@Garaidh1978 @emilyhewertson No no no no no! You don’t understand, what she means is politics has nothing to do with football when it’s not her political opinion beinf expressed
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@reece3161 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve seen more people at a car boot Ffs
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@NoNameAM0000 @streetfighthard So they can’t hold guns or knives I’m guessing
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@stomababe To be fair I have a stoma abd have had one for nearly 20 years and until I read this post I had no idea there was any such thing as a sunflower lanyard. I’ve had people tell me I’m not disabled when using the toilet, my response is usually to flash my bag and laugh at them 🤣
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@footballdaily It’s a yellow end of! How can he say his foot comes up after he gets the ball! It’s not physically possible for him to pull it away that fast, he has every right to go for the ball! It’s late and. Yellow but no way a red! If it was the other way round he would have said yellow
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@1235789X @SkyNews That would be because Gaza is basically an open air prison who’s walls are Israel
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@retsub12 @Dr_TonyXia zero class from you wyness! Thank god the Dr binned you off our club doesn’t need representatives like you!
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@MarinaPurkiss The problem is the people who were fooled by those lies and who are still fooled by them wanted to be fooled, they wanted to believe what they were being told because it gave their bigotry some sort of validation. They’ll never admit they were wrong because of this
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@CharlieGordonSJ To be fair he ripped us a new one on the last day 🤣
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@talkSPORT Villa, Everton, Leeds, Newcastle
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@danbardell Hang on this is exactly what you called for on the villa social podcast, an explanation with reasoning, now you’ve got it you don’t like the explanation? I don’t get it? You’ll never be happy I agree tickets shouldn’t cost that much but what he’s said is true!
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@villareport It could work for us! We could do a deal, if Chelsea think he’s worth £30m and Gallagher is worth £40m, we buy Gallagher for £100m and they buy Duran for £90m, we both end up with the same money but our FFP will look lovely once they’re amortised
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@campbellclaret Last time I was told to do this it was the first and only time I ever voted lib dem, they then went on and formed a coalition with the very people I didn’t want in!!
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@Total_Villa I watched most training sessions when they were over here last pre season and he just stood in the middle of the pitch and said nothing. He was more interested in signing Liverpool shirts for Asian kids than chatting to the villa fans
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@LearyMitchell @pmw1980 @Dr_TonyXia Not a chance, I’ll take out hundreds of years sat above you and our standing in the all time records of English football over your flirt with mediocre success
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@TomYoungSJ They’re literally reporting on the facts! You lot just don’t like it that there’s no technicality to help you out this time and none league is calling
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@Koffee_Mark @InternetH0F I’m paying the same amount for my steak as I would in any other place so why should I pay the wages of someone whose boss is charging more than enough to pay their wage! Maybe just maybe you shouldn’t be so backwards when it comes to workers rights!
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@MirandaTunnicl1 @LauraPidcock @_JD_Black @jeremycorbyn Basically corbyn wanted a party of opposing opinions so we can all discuss and come to a good common ground! In doing that he allowed the right of the party to remain as he should! They kicked him out and have now taken control with deception
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@BcfcBenidorm Best bit about you lot moving is they’ll probably build flats on the old ground which will give the new occupants a lovely view of Villa park
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@sophielouisecc The irony of this is off the charts! It’s bollocks that normal people are represented in parliament, but your party is the reason for that 🤣🤣
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@jemmaforte So do the unemployed people have to up sticks and move their entire family to the area where Fruit pickers are needed? And who’s paying for the relocation costs? And who’s paying for the increase in rent or the fees for them to sell their houses
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@DeFiGav @vinnieM27007058 You do realise some of the top blokes in the EDL when he was there were in those paedo rings don’t you and he did fuck all about it
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@Total_Villa @UOL Villa are looking to strengthen their attack and mbappe is at the top of their list
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@SaulStaniforth She will have a very winnable court case there as she’s literally staying a fact
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@DrewTonio6 @urfreshtv_sport Yeah because the £200k a week he would have been paid in the premier league would have left him potless 🤣🤣
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@danielstorey85 @theavfcfaithful It is a fact that the rules are corrupt! It was until recently called “fair play” yet it’s anything but fair if it were fair it would restrict all clubs to the same level of spending meaning it’s the best team that wins not the one with the biggest sponsorship deal
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