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@danowenss
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10 months
@HouseEtienne @NoCapFights Sounds like the person who tipped $5 is paying her more per hour than her employer is 👍
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@danowenss
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1 year
@Tgarratt10 Pay the women and the men the same as a percentage and the women will soon be complaining about equality not being fair
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@danowenss
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10 months
@HouseEtienne @NoCapFights Precisely my point. Stop moaning about the tip which has paid her more per hour than employer and instead direct anger to employers being allowed to pay such pitiful wages. Doesn’t happen anywhere else in the world
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@danowenss
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7 years
there’s no way my landlord won’t let us have a dog when i send him this
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@danowenss
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1 year
@FUTBIN It’s an elephant too easy
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@danowenss
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1 year
@ActualOllieKay It’s because he’s 4.5 so he enables more money spent elsewhere. No one will have him in their 11
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@danowenss
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7 years
@markolfc85 @richmond_stone8 @Mikeyyy_Mitch @TheNotoriousMMA floyds plan was to get close and not let conor be able to hit him hard, have you seen conor in the ufc? powers no myth
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@danowenss
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2 years
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@danowenss
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8 years
@RobbieSavage8 hahahahahaha
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1 year
@ActualOllieKay Think when people are picking a 4.5 striker they don’t really care as they won’t be getting in the team anyway - likely fill last slot on bench too
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@danowenss
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3 years
@harrytdixon20 @JamesUTG Imagine the mighty Sunderland going to League One and losing to teams no one knows like little old Bristol Rovers 2-0 x
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@danowenss
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8 years
there's something madly peng about fishnet tights under ripped jeans
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@danowenss
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6 years
@VichaiSrivaddh1 what a distasteful account
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@danowenss
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6 years
@Official_BRFC Wael out fraud
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@danowenss
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5 years
@jxmes123 @EFL_Comms @EFL Bury got themselves into a mess. Yes the EFL failed them but Bury fans were very happy when they were signing players on big wages. This on the other hand isn’t anyone’s fault
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@danowenss
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10 months
@HouseEtienne @NoCapFights No where else in the world do restaurants have issues paying their staff
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@danowenss
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9 months
@FUTBIN Bro doesn’t know ball
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@danowenss
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1 year
@Campbell3311 @MoonkeySenor @_carson_72 bros salty cos Scotland r shite
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@danowenss
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4 years
@EmiratesFACup @BTFC @Arsenal @NorwichCityFC @Official_BRFC Don’t let arsenal fans distract you from the fact that Jaakkola made a better save than any of Martinez’s
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2 years
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@danowenss
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2 years
@ForeverBlue_07 @premierleague @LFC Embarrassing how professional footballers struggle to play twice in 4 days
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@danowenss
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6 years
unpopular opinion but im peng
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@danowenss
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2 years
@FUTBIN Ur mum
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@danowenss
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10 months
@Official_BRFC Leading in possession (51%)
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@danowenss
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6 years
not only is this cruel but it's fuckin WEIRD
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@danowenss
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5 years
@Gwil_I_Am_2015 @BBCNews Suggest you do some research into Aldi’s “cheap knockoffs”. All from the same warehouse as the branded stuff 👍
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@danowenss
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8 months
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@danowenss
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1 year
@FUTBIN Easy. It’s an elephant
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@danowenss
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8 years
@bet365 Joe Hart for Harvey Price
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@danowenss
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8 months
@_callumfowler Here we go
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@danowenss
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5 years
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@danowenss
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6 months
@SFC_Copey Just put a beemer on gumtree for free good luck lad
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@danowenss
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3 years
@JJS3V3N @MayaJama Jonny is yet to lose his virginity
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@danowenss
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1 year
@charlie_1249 @DeadlineDayLive @livescore Chelsea spent 600m and they’ve already spent 100 this window like ????
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@danowenss
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2 years
@Official_BRFC Do not change the badge
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@danowenss
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6 years
yh ur life may be peak but have u been banned from using deliveroo?
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@danowenss
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6 years
@BristolCity @Official_BRFC @ashtongatestad this is an awful attempt at banter
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@danowenss
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3 years
@Official_BRFC Honestly a awful statement.
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2 years
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@danowenss
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2 years
@pfd999 @FUTBIN Sorry bro im wild
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@danowenss
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4 years
@Official_BRFC Show Widdrington the door
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@danowenss
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8 years
dnt tell me what 2 do
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@danowenss
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6 years
i can barely write my name with a pen
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@danowenss
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5 years
@dougiedoings @DuncanCarson6 I work there. It’s hard work but like mentioned the pay is decent. Double pay on bank holidays, unsociable hours premiums, bonuses, Christmas vouchers, 28 days holiday and other benefits. It’s not as easy as sitting on the till all day at Asda but you earn your money here.
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@danowenss
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4 years
@Official_BRFC @duncanbell3 @EFL @FootballManager Darrell Clarke would have said beat those shitheads n thats why he’s a hero
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@danowenss
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5 years
that's a cheese toastie
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@danowenss
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1 year
@0contextrovers My favourite part is when he says being 22/23/24 is no excuse. Barton was 22 when he stubbed a cigar into a youth players eye lol
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@danowenss
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3 years
@alps2018 @gfoley21 @Mel32083253 @marksandspencer @AldiUK Jo we get it your posh and love shopping at M&S. Can guarantee you every caterpillar cake is made in the same exact warehouse just slapped in a different box for packaging.
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@danowenss
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1 year
@josh_seward @Tgarratt10 Not even likely. They take money from the men’s game and put it into the women’s because the women’s runs at a loss whereas the men’s makes huge amounts
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@danowenss
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3 years
@AdamLowden10 @harrytdixon20 @JamesUTG Clearly mentality has no effect hence why you boys are slumming it out in League One x
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@danowenss
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6 years
remember when some guy sent me £150 for a video of me burping? come back im broke x
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@danowenss
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8 months
@FrazHoehle @t0mrichards These posts have been a good laugh lately but surely you’ve already itemised everything when you’ve priced it up? this one ain’t it
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@danowenss
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6 years
ur mcm is watching the ksi fight he's 25
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@danowenss
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8 years
refuse to be taken for a mug anymore, if you're not having a positive influence on my life then you ain't gonna be in it lool
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@danowenss
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4 years
@Official_BRFC Don’t tweet unless it’s a goal
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@danowenss
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3 years
@Joey7Barton
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7 years
The manager is responsible. He is the leader. He picks the team. He sets the tone. If the players don’t perform, it’s on him to find a solution. Don’t like it? Don’t put yourself in a position to lead. Don’t say you want the job, if you can’t do it. No sympathy.
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@danowenss
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7 years
tinders rly not going well for me lately 😂
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@danowenss
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2 years
@Official_BRFC @ReadingFC Disappointing based on how our keepers performed last year
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@danowenss
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3 years
@alps2018 @gfoley21 @Mel32083253 @marksandspencer @AldiUK go buy an Aldi one and then and M&S one and then realise how silly you look paying over the odds for a cake that tastes exactly the same. Maybe that’s why they’re suing
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@danowenss
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7 months
@Potter__IN @willhewitt1010 3k down over the year n they close it after that lmao
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@danowenss
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3 years
@AdamLowden10 @harrytdixon20 @JamesUTG Got a level head mate don’t need to go round pretending we’re something we’re not👍
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@danowenss
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3 years
@Official_BRFC Just announce you’re suspending him pending investigation and stop curving it
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@danowenss
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3 years
@AdamLowden10 @harrytdixon20 @JamesUTG Ahhh I mean yeah if you’re a league above Bristol rovers you boys must be doing well forgive me
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@danowenss
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6 months
@Adam_PVFC @Salop_Nathan @HCfootball01 @Simonmarson The same Barton who when a player came to him and said he was struggling with his mental health put a sign up in the changing room saying no weak minded individuals allowed?
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@danowenss
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7 months
@willhewitt1010 Mate I won a measly 400 on 365, had to send in verification stuff I already verified years ago and then they paid me and closed my account lol
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@danowenss
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5 years
@Official_BRFC ✅ Didnt get hammered ✅ Nichols is a goal machine ✅ No more pointless fixtures in a competition we wont win anyway
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5 years
@LewisJay17 @jxmes123 @EFL_Comms @EFL Bury were not complaining when they were splashing mega bucks on L2/1 players.
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@danowenss
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3 years
@Official_BRFC 🔛 Darrell Clarke ⬅️ Joey Barton
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@danowenss
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4 years
@Official_BRFC Didn’t actually expect this. Thanks for trying Ben but not @good enough unfortunately!
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@danowenss
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7 months
@yerdasagstar @lw_hfc This might be the worst tweet on this app
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@danowenss
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6 years
the good ol days
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@danowenss
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11 years
do jls not know the meaning of splitting up
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5 years
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@danowenss
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3 years
@bcfcnath @Official_BRFC Doesn’t matter how shit we are lad you’ll always be obsessed
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@danowenss
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11 years
when someone uploads a picture of the money they got http://t.co/yWgqyB7stR
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@danowenss
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2 years
@Official_BRFC Adults robbing from the club is weird behaviour
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@danowenss
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7 years
ay, her mum
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SUNDAY EXPRESS FRONT PAGE: 'Maddie: Prime suspect is a woman' #skypapers
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@danowenss
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2 years
@Everton 40m for gordon is the type of transfer youd make everton to make
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@danowenss
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3 years
@depressicaxo when I was learning if someone beeped at me i just took longer to do what i was doing
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@danowenss
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4 years
@Official_BRFC Sub for Rovers... Garner out Darrell Clarke in
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@danowenss
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5 years
@Official_BRFC Bolton have 8 points. 4 of them are from us. they have conceded 55 in 25 games and we(play off contenders until December), mid table side atm, scored just 1 in 2 games against them. Accrington scored 7. Lincoln 5 Burton 4 Gils 5 Ipswich 5 Tranmere 5 ^ in one game.
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@danowenss
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7 years
i matched my sisters best pal on tinder n my sister seems to have forgotton that matching requires both people to swipe right
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@danowenss
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8 months
@League1news22 Clarke. Job he’s doing is absolutely magnificent considering Chelts had no goals and no points prior to his take over. If he keeps them up having effectively 1/4 of the season less than the rest it’s one of the greatest feats at this level
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@danowenss
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3 years
@Official_BRFC Get rid regardless. Trouble follows the geeza
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5 years
@Official_BRFC Coventry Rovers
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@danowenss
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8 years
heartbreaking when people don't tag their 10/10 friend on insta
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@danowenss
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7 years
luv ur hair x
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@danowenss
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1 year
@1894am Hahahaha mate British TikTok is so funny, him, general g, luke Bennett, cal the shagon, chef Dave etc all proper weirdos
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2 years
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@danowenss
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6 years
blocked
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@danowenss
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11 months
@Official_BRFC What a moment for the lad and his family
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@danowenss
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4 years
@Official_BRFC Is it blue and white quarters
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@danowenss
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5 years
Oi imagine people wanting a better wage for themselves makes you want to vote Tory looool makes sense
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@danowenss
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7 years
i was having such a sickkk dream about some random girl i fell in love w and now im gonna spend my life wondering wtf she's doing
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@danowenss
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9 months
@mattletiss7 @stalwartfilms ur like 77 and just said ratioed grow up 🤣🤣
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@danowenss
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3 years
@Official_BRFC Captain material
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@danowenss
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6 years
I lived w 2 people who had their rent paid for them n were always like "wdy mean u can't afford _____"
@humanesophia
dirty liberal snowflake
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If you’re a working class kid moving into uni this month, don’t let the rich kids make u feel bad for having a part time job, buying value items, not having the nicest clothes or not having pocket money from ur parents. You’re at the same uni and just as good as them!!
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