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Danny Hamill

@dannyhamill

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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
5 years
When my brother pinches a Yorkshire off my Xmas dinner plate
@NCTysonFury
No Context Tyson Fury
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Since Djed Spence posed with a cigar and tagging Neil Warnock he’s played 1 minute of premier league football
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
Unproven but he was brilliant in Happy Gilmore
@TNEchoSport
Northern Echo Sport
2 years
Adam Sadler set to be part of Michael Carrick's team at Middlesbrough
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@dannyhamill
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1 year
Ask yourself this, would you propose to a lass who falsely accused you of raping her? Guilty as shit
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@dannyhamill
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2 years
If you’re English and want Argentina to win anything you’ve been raised wrong
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2 years
Oh, Where’s our manners! Welcome back to the championship @DjedSpence
@DjedSpence
Djed Spence
2 years
Oh, Where’s my Manners! Welcome to Twitter @warnockofficial 😘
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@dannyhamill
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2 years
@sportbible Isn’t that the fella who scored past him 4 times on Sunday night in his hand?
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@dannyhamill
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1 year
Weird way to announce Mason greenwood on loan
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@dannyhamill
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1 year
Proper fans don’t pick an choose when they turn up
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@LUFCRumourMill
LUFC Rumour Mill
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@dannyhamill
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2 years
@sipbleach I’m sure your 10 followers do an all pal
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@dannyhamill
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1 year
Brace yourselves for an evening of Newcastle fans acting like they’re the first club to fill traflagar square when in reality they’re actually the last club in the north east to do it
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
John Hartson just called Gareth Bale a “freak” and a “Genius” for scoring a penalty
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
Oh, where’s my manners! Welcome to Stade Rennais @Djedspence 😘
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
7 months
Supposed to be about Thiago silva and the whole video is just boro ripping the roof off the gaff
@sportbible
SPORTbible
7 months
Thiago Silva apologises to the travelling Chelsea fans after shock Middlesbrough defeat 😳❌
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
1 year
Steffen created every inch of that space Hackney ran into there, and he did it 5-6 times in that game alone. but the twitter dinosaurs will tell you he’s shit
@Boro
Middlesbrough FC
1 year
From back to front 🤤 #UTB
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2 years
@Billie_T By the time messi’s that age he’ll be selling dvds on a beach of the time he took 17 pens at a World Cup and sending Eniliano Martinez “u up” txts
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
I don’t care if Boro lose tonight I just wanna be able to walk out of Old Trafford with no voice thinking at least we had a fucking good go UTFB
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@dannyhamill
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1 year
I’m gunna say it, this side beats Karanka’s
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Danny Hamill
1 year
Top 2 in embargo’s, Boro in third… Steve Gibson and his lawyer
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 year
BREAKING: Burnley have released a statement informing fans that they have been placed under an immediate transfer embargo by the EFL.
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
How did Chris wilder look at Hayden Hackney and think he wasn’t good enough to play?
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Warnock on talksport just said there’s too many voices making big decisions at Boro
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
1 year
Congrats to Newcastle United for another addition to that stacked trophy cabinet
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
All good when you’re not called Jack Grealish
@CamelPhat
CAMELPHAT
2 years
FULL HOUSE TONIGHT…!!! ⚽️🔥
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1 year
Lineker likened the government to 1930’s Germany and now he’s lost his job over it, which is what would of happened in 1930’s Germany
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@dannyhamill
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2 years
The biggest shame is the loss of the oh wilder said song
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
Number of those stats being true: 0
@LastWordOnSpurs
Last Word On Spurs
2 years
@SpursOfficial 🚨How Tottenham Hotspur summer signing Djed Spence ranked among Championship fullbacks: 🎯 Assists: 1st 🔑 Chances Created: 1st 🧩 Successful Dribbles: 1st 🗝 Interceptions: 1st 🔐 Tackles Won: 3rd #THFC | #COYS
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
1 year
@tjdelaney20 @GeorgeEastwood8 @laura_woodsy Never knock a brother shooting his shot
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
1 year
That pass probably found my dad and I Havnt seen him since I was 12
@zacksteffen_
Zack Steffen
1 year
🇺🇸 @USMNT
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Jones has more assists than Spence did all last season
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2 years
@RyandinihoYates Already relegated after a 23 year absence where I saw us in the top flight for 15 of them. You’ve got bigger problems
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Danny Hamill
1 year
You can pay for Sky Sports, Amazon, BT, DAZN, over £100 a month of services and you still can’t watch Man Utd v Leeds and they’re wondering why people are illegally streaming our own national sport
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Danny Hamill
2 years
@blurtzzz @raidovermoscow Is this the derby you’re talking about?
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Danny Hamill
2 years
If Payero was here doing what Hackney is we’d all be buying Argentina shirts for the World Cup. Revelation
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
1 year
The 97 league cup final, the 97 FA cup final, the 98 league cup final, the 2004 league cup final, and the 2006 uefa cup final all do though don’t they. Didn’t do your research there did ya
@ruaidhriheath
ruaidhri
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@dannyhamill Play offs don’t count
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Danny Hamill
1 year
If Boro fans did this everytime we got to a final we’d have no space left
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Danny Hamill
2 years
If you still think Anfernee Dijksteel isn’t our best centre back I’m not sure what you’ve been watching the last 18 months. To have him on the bench is just absurd
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Sorry but that footage of gazza not being able to kick a ball 8 yards is painful not beautiful
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Forest wouldn’t bid £12.5m for Spence, but paid £17m for Williams to replace him, then bid £10m for tav? Are you sure you rated him? Or were we right all along
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Dear @NFFC without going into too much detail I got a guy. He’s a Londoner, he thinks he’s better than he is, and he can’t get in the Boro team. Bit of you right? Call us
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Pretty much all of them. Place was silent. Boro fans took the roof off Preston 4-1 down facing the biggest disappointment of the season
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Danny Hamill
1 year
I’m taking this L and I’m wearing it like a man
@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
Our toxic trait is thinking chuba akpom is a good player
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Danny Hamill
7 months
Boro fans - our squad is threadbare, we’re inconsistent at the back and we don’t have a right back let alone cover for one Boro - signs an experienced versatile premier league defender Boro fans - don’t like Ayling
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Sorry derby next season or not I can’t support, well wish, or even pretend to want Sunderland to win today. I wasn’t raised that way
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Hiring someone with no managerial experience just because they’ve come from a big club and been around the worlds most successful managers doesn’t mean they’re going to be successful. I don’t know what gibsons thinking. Knee jerk, reckless and dangerous if you ask me 😁
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You can mess with our gas and electric bill, you can put untested vaccines into our bodies killing our families, you can lock us down and drive interest rates though the roof, but if you mess will the fella off the crisps advert that’s where we draw the fucking line
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Danny Hamill
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@AkumpoUtd Did they make the whole recording aswell? what about the video of her covered in blood with the caption “for everyone who wants to know what Mason is really like” was that AI was it? Stop it mate
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Danny Hamill
1 year
Surely in a fan vote, bringing this back but with 1876 on would be a 99% landslide with the fans. Even lads with the new badge tattooed on the would agree
Been talking about football badges and it just reminded me about how perfect this badge was. The only thing I’d change is the 1986 to 1876
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
1 year
People will have you believe he was a waste of money but every goal he scored won us points in a season we got promoted on goal difference. Pound for pound one of our best signings
@boro_memories
Boro Memories
1 year
#OTD in 2016, a late double from Jordan Rhodes earned us a precious three points in the race for promotion 🔴⚪️
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Danny Hamill
1 year
Fucking hell I don’t miss all this bullshit
@WatfordFC
Watford Football Club
1 year
🎙 Chris Wilder reacts to today’s defeat at QPR. #WatfordFC
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Danny Hamill
1 year
How anyone can have anything negative to say about him is beyond me an I’m the biggest gobshite on this app
@Chris_BoroUTB
Chris
1 year
Having @YusufBoro in the North Stand is basically like having the Beatles or Elvis in their prime. The screaming adoring crowds will follow…
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Danny Hamill
1 year
This lad draws up better shirts than the company who actually make our shirts
@Neeks_77
Nico/N77 Design 🇮🇹 ⚽️🔴⚪
1 year
So a little idea I have had lately, updating the older, more iconic @boro shirts and bringing them into the modern day a little more. Hoping for one a day, but may miss a day or two, or have more than one a day. First up, 1992-94, ICI home shirt @ErreaOfficial #pastreimagined
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Danny Hamill
1 year
@curtiswoodhous8 Actually loads of glazers out flags an I’m no United fan
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
3 years
Note to all Boro fans you’ve never seen us play like Barcelona so I don’t know why you keep expecting us to. A draw away to the favourites for the title is a good result.
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Danny Hamill
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“Go straight down there stay in the right hand lane, it merges onto the M1 then just follow that to London”
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Tav isn’t a Boro lad, isn’t a Boro fan, and has no loyalty to Boro. Why’s it so hard to believe he pushed for a move to the premier league and we offered him improved terms to stay? You might love him but he doesn’t love you
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Danny Hamill
1 year
The difference - a club that’s won nothing gets excited and gets to their seats early because a cup final is a novelty that comes once every 25 years vs a club that’s lifted every single trophy on the planet more than once and isn’t one bit bothered about your big day out
@Magpie24_7
Magpie 24/7
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The difference 👀 #NUFC
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Do it to Boro instead an watch some 17 year old lad from doggy beat you senseless an throw your phone in the fountain
@AdamP1242
Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫️⚪️
1 year
I had actually planned to go undercover at Sunderland’s Trafalgar Square party with Newcastle United being in London on the same weekend for a YouTube video I will no longer be doing that now 😅 #NUFC
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Danny Hamill
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Morgan rogers scores at home against Bournemouth and all of a sudden we dropped a clanger selling him for £15m. Weird people. £14m profit on a £1m investment in 6 months will never the bad business
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Danny Hamill
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Middlesbrough signed the best players in that league including its 2 top scorers and nearly got relegated from the championship x
@brz_1872
icemaan
1 year
Sunderland fans going wild over this even though it basically confirms that the Championship is a level below the SPFL Two failed Rangers and Celtic players tearing it up down there speaks a lot on the quality of all of those teams. And they think we’d struggle in that league 😭
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
They made themselves a trophy 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
2 years
Diriyah Season Cup winners! 🎉🏆
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Danny Hamill
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I want him because Sunderland love him and that’s how petty I am
@Boropolis
Boropolis
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🚨 | Michael Carrick is using his Manchester United connections to try and land Amad Diallo on loan. [ @DExpress_Sport ] #Boro | #UTB | #MUFC
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
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Spent well over 50k on surgery an gunna tell you that you can make the same changes off a milkshake and a resistance band, take your money for the displeasure and make you clinically depressed when it doesn’t work. Pioneers of clinical depression in young women. Pond life
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Danny Hamill
2 years
I’m aware how petty this sounds but watmores chance v West Brom, the foul on Jones v Stoke, and Clarke last night are 3 very fine margins that we’d of had 3 more wins on the board. We’re not shit were unlucky, it’s coming #UTB
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Danny Hamill
3 years
Imagine when Warnock was sacked someone told you we’d be level on points with West Brom by mid January. What a team
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Danny Hamill
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If you said to me in August Isaiah Jones won’t be able to get in the team over Tommy Smith I wouldn’t of even finished reading your sentence before I ignored ya
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Danny Hamill
1 year
Check your cabinet, course it’s empty
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@JTurner_77
James Turner
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@HarryRowlands17 @dannyhamill Checked his club, course its boro 💀
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Danny Hamill
1 year
Keep your eyes out for the new NUFC dvd “Memba how loud we were in the 90th minute at Wembley” available in all greggs from tomorrow
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Danny Hamill
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Elon musk might be a billionaire now, but he used to be poor
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Anfernee Dijksteel player of the year for me
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Also marcus forss is a vastly under rated player. Can see him being a cult hero at Boro
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Middlesbrough have took more than that to an away game
@cpfctristan
Tristan
2 years
Bro 9k at a prem match Bournemouth what are you doing in this league😭
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Danny Hamill
1 year
Take note @Boro
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Anyone else ever noticed the Boro on Andy’s computer in the American office. I know it’s Ronaldo but still
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Refuse to believe there’s 3 American keepers better than Zach Steffen like
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Danny Hamill
2 years
The irony of a Gyokores goal ending Wilders spell at Boro
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Danny Hamill
2 years
@will_sufc1 @DjedSpence He’s training with Boro today tho isn’t he you little gaylord
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
@BigWheatz31 @Thogden Then refusing to do it to west ham who stayed up by the skin of their teeth after illegally registering mascherano and tevez. I’m not bitter tho
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
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The Juninho collection 😁 have to post this and thank @thebodge1 for his help in sourcing the majority of these shirts for me. A collection I thought would take me years to complete. Anyone who hasn’t been to ASB football shirts in the dundas arcade yet get yourself down ⚽️
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
Can’t understand one Boro fan saying Dijksteel doesn’t start. How short are your memories from last season
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
1 year
Remember the Reading fans when they beat us at the madejski an thought they were gunna win the league, because I do. How’s things Alex you ok bro
@skinsalwayswins
Skins
2 years
@dannyhamill Accrington for you lot next year
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
7 months
To see you whinging after the second leg against boro like you were after the first
@AstridWett
Astrid Wett
7 months
Guys literally only want one thing and it’s disgusting
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Danny Hamill
1 year
Less G/A than Cameron Archer who signed in Jan and they’re making a statue of him
@SpreadexSport
Spreadex Sports
1 year
Amad Diallo’s loan spell at @SunderlandAFC might go down as one of the greatest ever. 14 goals and three assists. He won't be forgotten on Wearside. Diallo: 'I will support Sunderland for the rest of my life' #SAFC
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Makes me wanna kick a door off its fucking hinges that
@Boro
Middlesbrough FC
2 years
Pre-match thoughts from Leo 📹👊 #UTB
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Am I watching sky sports or that wanky Netflix documentary here? @SkyFootball your commentary is awful
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Danny Hamill
7 months
90, the number of minutes he hasn’t played since he left boro
@GenoaCFC
Genoa CFC
7 months
Welcome to Genoa, Djed! 🔴🔵
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Danny Hamill
1 year
Remember the other week when everyone come for me saying he’s playing in the Europa league 🤡 bro just cried in it an dipped
@livzledgee
Livz 👼🏽
1 year
Nah Djed Spence has killed me 🤣
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Danny Hamill
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Congratulations to Coventry on the we beat you twice but still finished 4 points below you in the table. Good luck in the premier league
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Danny Hamill
2 years
What’s with all the Sunderland sympathy from Boro fans on here? They’d be first to twist the knife if wilder left for Stoke. It’s l fucking Sunderland, grow up an leave off with the love in
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Isaiah Jones out of respect for Djed Spence decided to fall off the face of the earth with him
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
8 years
Fastest man in the world they say, here's an old photo of usain bolt coming dead last in the backwards 100m
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Danny Hamill
2 years
Steve gibson could sell the stadium and move us into an empty box of space raiders an we wouldn’t have a leg to stand on criticising him so all you business heads saying it’s “criminal” selling tav can beat it
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
1 year
The 30 mins leading up to kick off was something else in there
@louieutfb
Louie 🇦🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
1 year
Turn up your volume #Boro
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
1 year
When you’ve got a team to manage but have to keep an eye on Joe Lumley aswell
@TheFLZone
The #EFL Zone
1 year
Reading have won just 4 times in their last 18 league games under Paul Ince 😳 They're 9 points ahead of Wigan in 22nd place. Are they in a relegation battle?
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Danny Hamill
1 year
Thanks for everything Dale love from me and Gaston
@8stephens
Dale stephens
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It was a pleasure, thank you ❤️
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Danny Hamill
2 years
I think Dan Barlaser will go down as one of our best bits of business since George Friend
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Danny Hamill
2 years
@Indoda_Emnyama @Aja02537920 By accepting there are only 2 genders and we are all biologically one or the other. It really isn’t difficult
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@dannyhamill
Danny Hamill
2 years
@abidickson01 They’re YouTubers so their target audience is gullible kids who wanna try it, they drip feed supermarkets so it seems hard to obtain thus rocketing it’s value in the eyes of children who then pressure their parents to queue at 6am and fight for it. It’s smart as hell really
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