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Paramedic Practitioner • PCN Digital Transformation Lead • Digital Portfolio Manager BWGP Leadership Group • SI: Diabetes, Careplanning, MDT🪴 🏳️‍🌈he/him

Berkshire, UK
Joined January 2018
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2 years
Someone scheduled a Teams meeting with 23k people on NHS Mail. Just watching this unfold 87 messages later…..
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3 years
6 hours, 48 vaccinated housebound patients, one very tried Dan #teamgp #Covid19UK
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4 years
3 years 4 days since move in and the lounge is finally complete!
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2 years
Left work at 19:30 this evening. There were still 5 GPs working away with no sign of leaving. Tomorrow we are going in at 7am to vaccinate. But General Practice is lazy/work shy/*insert opinion*. So bored of this narrative now. #teamgp
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4 years
Paramedic101. Do not cut into a puffer jacket or your ambulance may look like you’ve murdered a family of ducks.
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4 years
Trauma, PPH, radiant skin 💁🏼‍♂️
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4 years
No @MattHancock . Dexamethasone was approved in 1961. Why are all your tweets written as if this pandemic is some sort international competition. It’s embarrassing.
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Today, we've approved Dexamethasone for immediate use across our NHS. This life-saving discovery was made in Britain and is a testament to the brilliant work of scientists & the national effort to save lives & protect our NHS.
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4 years
Life hack: I’ve added a WiFi plug to my heated blanket. Via Alexa I can now leave work at 2am and arrive home to a preheated delight👌
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4 years
Thank you to the apple store guy who averted his eyes so professionally when a certain black and orange notification arrived on my Home Screen at the exact point I handed him my phone....
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3 years
PCR +ve ✅. Christmas cancelled ✅. LFT-baubles ✅ #COVID19
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4 years
I was today old when I realised not everyone has mash and tomato soup when they’re unwell. Is this just a family tradition? Anyone else?
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4 years
Rearranged my room. Squeezed in another plant 🌱
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3 years
Merry Christmas from our COVID-infested household, to yours. May your coughs be mild and your temperatures be low 🎄 🦠
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4 years
This weekend last year looks very different to today. #1daytogo #isolation
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4 years
I left the house at 06:45 for an 08:00-20:00. I didn’t eat lunch until 17:00, I’m now 2 hours late off. I’ve just got home and I’ve spent the day hopping from covid to covid, fighting to keep people in the community. I don’t see a way out and starting to lose the faith 😞
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3 years
Well that’s me done. 4 years, a lot of laughs, a lot of learning; but mostly a lot of hairstyles.
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2 months
DAY-OFF-CYCLE. Weather by the seaside is amazing. Though I went through a flooded road far too fast and hit a pot hole 😔
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4 years
Have been watching the fam try and put these lights up for nearing on an hour. I just keep shouting ‘left a bit’ with my wine.
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3 years
Weeks and weeks of planning and a successful vaccination day of 9 GP Practices. Can’t decide if I was more excited to vaccinate grandad, or to work all day with mother....
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4 years
Stopped off for a drink. That’s allowed right? 🚲
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3 years
A day away from emails, testing out the new wellies #lockdown
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3 years
A year ago today I learnt the biggest lesson of ambulancing. Don’t cut the duck feather jacket.
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4 years
Paramedic101. Do not cut into a puffer jacket or your ambulance may look like you’ve murdered a family of ducks.
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1 year
Amidst the unavoidable negativity on twitter this week, a self appreciation post 💊 🥰
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4 years
First Christmas off in 4 years. Couldn’t resist an eve selfie
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5 years
So this happened yesterday #paramedic #registered @SCAS999
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4 years
Tier 4, what?
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4 years
My day > your day
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4 years
Accidentally colour coordinated with the tree, pass me the tinsel
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4 years
The Genius Bar saga was worth it though. The dust from the front facing camera has gone and I’m back to crisp selfies.
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4 years
Haircut day, main thing is it grew back! #fluffball
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4 years
The fourth call just received from @NHSBT . I was denied being able to donate plasma due to being a man who has sex with men, on the first phone call. I asked to be removed. Do you really have to keep reminding me I’m dirty...!
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4 years
Treated myself. Now does anyone want to come over and play doctors and nurses...?
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3 years
282 vaccines delivered since 0730 this morning. Does that = wine even on a school night? 🍷
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4 years
Day greatly improved.... Say hello to Buddy 👶
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3 years
Slightly obsessed with my new blue leggings 💙
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4 years
Well I need a new bed and to hang some new pictures. But a pretty productive two late shifts really....
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4 years
6 hours, 7 staff and 490 patients now leaving with flu vaccine, all socially distanced 🦸‍♀️
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4 years
One word every clinicians hates: dizziness 😫
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4 years
Remember that time when healthcare workers could have stubble and shaven heads weren’t a thing....
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4 years
Gallstones come at me
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4 years
Been a really tough few days at work. Nipped into town for a coffee....accidentally came home with a few (4) new plants.
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4 years
@JosephHeskin @NHSBT Ditto! Same last week. Today they called to try again, I told them I was still gay. Poor guys on the phone, they get so awkward.
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4 years
New happy place found. Now I just need coasters to protect my baby.
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3 years
My first week of annual leave in 18 months has mostly been spent drunk, hungover or working
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4 years
The masculinity is just pouring out of me 🔨
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4 years
Christmas has been made. Just heard mum’s @BoxMenswear Christmas newsletter led to her buying underwear for the whole male side of the family. She accidentally got my little bro see-thru-crotch boxers 😂
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Rest day 4/4 was a success ☀️
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4 years
Slightly out of area today! Only a 2.5 hour journey 😔 @SCAS999
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4 years
Welcome home to the latest addition. She’s a beauty.
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4 years
Baked meatballs for a baked Dan #burnt
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3 years
Cradling my newborn. The little prick wasn’t so bad #freedomtodonate
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3 years
#Eurovision with my boys
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3 years
Did anyone else’s parents not let them have a bath until ‘their dinner had gone down’. I feel like this rule has stayed with me longer than I wish
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4 years
Do @Ldn_Ambulance not wave to each other here, or is it because we’re outsiders? 👀
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4 years
Just filled an ambulance in 23 seconds. Love a high speed pump....!
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4 years
Saturday is shave day. Now I just need a haircut #nohomo #tash
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3 years
Another day, another grandad. This time avec cute vaccine transporter #teamgp #CovidVaccine
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4 years
Today I had a scenario based interview. I was 💩 my pants all week in prep.....Until I got stuck in and was reminded OSCEs are actually quite fun and enjoyable. Then I failed 🥴
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Tucking in to my 5 a day last night
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4 years
The hangover is much improved by George #dog
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4 years
Went on a walk. Made friends with a stick. Got condensation in my tash.
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Uniform launderer wanted. Apply within.
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5 years
Brekky bap with the bestie before he abandons me for urgent care next week
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Getting a better coffee machine at home may have reduced my outgoings++. But coffee consumption has trebled and I’m living in a new world of anxiety and palpitations.
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4 years
Well what else is there to do.
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4 years
Well it’s an exciting day in Dan’s house. A new brand of oat milk. What can I say I’m a sucker for branding.
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3 years
A win if I do say so myself (1 bottle down).
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4 years
Well I must be doing soemthing right...!
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3 years
You too can style your bed like Sainsbury’s tiled flooring….
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4 years
It’s a school night and I thought I’d do some meal prep for the week. I poured a glass of wine with every new meal.... I now have 4 different meals for the week but too intoxicated to be able to sort them into appropriate tupperware
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4 years
A windy, social distanced, toffee nut latte walk with the bestie #sundayvibes
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4 years
Thank god gyms are open. I was really missing the selfies and check-ins 🥱
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4 years
Nip to Waitrose for some essentials. Naturally I came back with more plants....
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I find the two minutes of teeth brushing a waste of valuable time that could be spent multitasking - you know filling up your bedtime water glass, taking off your socks, folding clothes. Blowing out candles should not be one of them 🤦‍♂️
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Mid lecture on shoulder anatomy yesterday I approached lecturer after trying to palpate my acromion, to which she described me as ‘amuscular’. Nice choice of words, thanks.
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4 years
Your day > my day. RTB.
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2 years
Oh there we go 🥳
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3 years
My mini forest enjoying the beautiful weather 🥰
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1 year
Merry International Paramedics day! A few roles, too many hairstyles and never enough photos 🚑 #InternationalParamedicsDay
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4 years
So proud of my leaf babies
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4 years
Not what you want to see on a rainy day, 10 hours, on a car, alone 😣
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10 months
Work with my mum. Accidentally called her mum on a teams call today
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2 years
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4 years
F2F day at uni in 2020....
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4 years
When you’re running flu clinic and you see the patient arrive with a jumper, long sleeved top and winter jacket.... 🤨
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3 years
Sharing the love, actually #pride
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3 years
Taking in my scrubs or preparing for season 3 of #DragRaceUK ?
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4 years
Ohhhh yeahhhhhh. ☀️ 🚲
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3 years
A very crazy 4 weeks with covid related work, unfortunately the plants took a back seat. A quick replanting session and normality restored
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3 years
It’s a Sin, emotional? Crying, me? Na mate
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2 months
Morning 🐶
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3 years
Ibuprofen now contraindicated for anticoags. Eh 🤨
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4 years
Welcome to the jungle
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