Came 3rd on BGT 2017. Since then, appeared on QI, The Royal Variety, The Now Show, The News Quiz and his Rose D'or nominate Radio 4 series Citizen of Nowhere
@PercyVezi
She never said that. I was looking for it to write jokes about it and it doesn't exist. here is the entirety of what she said I'm the podcast
As twitter is becoming 'X', I propose previous references to 'x' become 'twitter'. Malcolm Twitter, Twitter Twitter Twitter Movies, Twitter marks the Spot.
@ZackJohnson777
@WIRED
Sanderson also had the class to tell his fans on Reddit to please leave the journalist alone and took the article with grace (while admitting it hurt)
Arrived in Nairobi for
#laughfestival
just as the show is starting; I'd be worried bit if I know
#Churchillshow
they are starting on Kenyan Time. See you all there.
Laurence Fox changed his profile pic to a swastika. Two squares away from completing right wing bingo card and one square from completing the attention seeking bingo card
no way snow was going to get in the way of my
@KomediaBrighton
tour date. I came down early just in case. still a few tickets left i think. come down tonight and let laughter warm you.
#whattheafricansaid
When I was born we were refugees. I was to young for me to remember those trying times. But my parents told me we were welcome. May refugees always be welcomed
#withopenarms
Since Russia's invasion, 22,000 Ukrainians have applied for UK visas, but just over 1,000 have been issued. I am ready to house a Ukrainian family, as are many British people.
We want to help, but we need the UK government to take action now, and welcome refugees with open arms.
2018 was the best year of my life. 1st big tour, 1st DVD, 1st demon banishing (i used holy water and a joke told backwards). Happy New Year! May this year's laughs be richer, mistakes be smaller, and if you see a woman with a shell on her back, ask where she hid the biscuits.
@WrittenInRain
@lauralexx
@Suffolkandbad
Or maybe it's popular because it's F'd up and life is F'd up and its a cartoonish melodramatic version of life but still resonates because some of the glasses have cracks in them? I may be wrong but if it was all healthy, would it work?
What was the most difficult joke for me to write? Well it took about 16 drafts to get this one right.
@jonnypelham22
this is the joke I was talking about.
Was great spending afternoon with people doing
@BGT
auditions. Will keep answering
#AskDaliso
questions for rest of day so ask away. I will even answer mathematical questions :)
If you're feeling depressed on xmas, feeling alone,
@SarahMillican75
will be doing
#joinin
again. Chat to others with the hashtag or share what you're doing or be funny or be miserable or be honest. Whatever state you're in, it helps.
Popped into Nandos in Kings Lynn and it feels like half the people in here are coming to watch my show at the Corn Exchange. Was there a special Chaponda and chicken deal?
#whattheafricansaid
Brilliant show in Winchester tonight, but I spoke to woman from Botswana in audience and couldn't improvise a Botswana joke. Now back at hotel, could not sleep til I wrote two Botswana gags.
#thisiscomediancompulsion
@BuzzFeed
African here. Not offended. Don't be offended on my behalf. Your article is 'here are some tweeters who didn't like the sketch'. There 's another bunch of tweeters who liked it. There should probably be about 200 haters or something before you call 'backlash'
I just was on radio 4 discussing
#davidlammy
criticism of
#comicrelief
. it's a very nuanced issue and I tried to squash a lot into two minutes. if you are interested in my views, I did an entire comedy episode about the complexity of charity
Trump: When you do testing to that extent, you’re going to find more people. You’re going to find more cases. So I said to my people slow the testing down please.
Very delighted to learn I have been nominated for the Rose D'Or for "Citizen of Nowhere". So delighted as it's the most difficult thing I've written which I'm most proud of. Also, tune into today's episode at 630pm