Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets Twitter profile

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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza

@DaneBaptweets

5 months

Democracy? BUT 👏🏾we 👏🏾did👏🏾 not 👏🏾elect 👏🏾you.

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@RishiSunak

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WATCH: Protecting our democracy.

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@DaneBaptweets

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This just in: Tv production company just sent me press shots of myself to approve before they start the press run. This is the picture the sent ME of ME. I swear on my mother’s soul they sent it. #DiversityandInclusion indeed #BlackLivesMatter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

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@DaneBaptweets

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Hahahaha #BritishLivesMatter is trending. It’s funny none of you felt this way when: 1. Marcus rashford fed your children 2. Your government didn’t provide your British daughters with sanitary products at school When do British lives matter to you? Let me know?😄😄🤔🇬🇧

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@DaneBaptweets

11 months

It’s seems some of you are going for the “why DiDn’T sHE SAy soMEthInG” to Katherine. And it’s mad; because some of you are saying that from behind burner accounts, and using pseudonyms and aliases and can’t see the hypocrisy or irony in that. That’s why you’re an idiot.

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@I_amMukhtar

11 months

On Dispatches tonight, we might find out the who the predator is that Katherine Ryan couldn't name.

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

#BrexitFuelShortages

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@DaneBaptweets

2 years

Don’t leave out the fact he’s a father and didn’t mention his children once and read a love letter from his mistress on television. This is while voting against school meals for children in the summer. But I guess he did get 11 plastic stars so it’s all good 😄😄

Supertanskiii

@supertanskiii

2 years

Voting to keep Hancock in until the #ImACelebrity final is like congratulating someone for murdering your nan. He’s calm during trials because he’s a sociopath with the blood of thousands on his hands yet still did this for PR. Stop letting yourself get duped by fucking conmen.

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

As stupid as you claim Him to be; as much as you use #mizzy to reinforce your racist beliefs, he understands how social media and attention as a social currency works, and has pranked you all. Your PM his hiding his WhatsApp messages from the police.

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@DaneBaptweets

5 years

If Meghan was a white woman, the tears from her stress, and the resulting tears from white women giving her sympathy in the form of tears nationally would flood the entire country.

ITV News

@itvnews

5 years

"Not many people have asked if I’m ok ... it’s a very real thing to be going through behind the scenes." Meghan reveals to ITV's @tombradby the intense media spotlight has left her struggling to cope while becoming a mum #HarryAndMeghan

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@DaneBaptweets

5 years

Tony Stark didn’t die for this. It seems the wrong billionaire left our universe.

IGN

@IGN

5 years

BREAKING: Spider-Man is reportedly out of the MCU as Sony and Disney fail to reach new terms to co-produce the franchise.

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@DaneBaptweets

4 years

I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it. @WileyCEO you can’t be serious. I really gave that benefit of the doubt; I thought they were exaggerating. Holocaust denial? Come on, DENIAL?!? 🤦🏾‍♂️ That’s fxcking foul

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@DaneBaptweets

8 months

British people: “whEN THe MUSliMs COmE hERe, WhY DoN’t THeY wANNa INtEgRATe?!?” Also British people in Islamic countries:

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

You’ll notice that they said “she was de-arrested”. Instead of “she was completely innocent”. And that’s the police for you.

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceuk

1 year

@Saskia_Cole Pls see the following statement outlining the full circs of the incident. Agree the video does look concerning but it is only a snapshot of the wider incident.

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@DaneBaptweets

4 years

Why didn’t #BritishLivesMatter when disability benefit was cut? 1. So British servicemen returning from protecting Britain get an inferior service 2. The elderly that fought for this country are also deprived. 3. British children with disabilities suffer

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

@GuzKhanOfficial See; when you have a government that normalises islamophobia for an entire generation, it's a matter of time before ppl get brave and wild statements come out. Not just in comedy, but across media. fxckery of the highest order.

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@DaneBaptweets

5 years

B/C black Britons are only allowed on tv to talk about race and sports, or race in sports. Or a sports race. And how music causes crime. Doesn’t anybody want to know how he got an Oscar in his first leading role? Cause not. 🙄

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@DaneBaptweets

4 years

I want British white comics to know: 1. I remember how vocal you were about Michael Jackson 2. I remember how vocal you were about #metoo 3. I won’t forget how silence you were on this topic, while you cried onstage because you felt fat or your parents divorced.

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

If you as a man still think you need to say #NotAllMen Then you’re fxcking one of those men, because you’re making this about your ego, and by stalling the conversation making men get away with it. Just shut up. If women thought all men were evil, you’d be dead at birth.

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@DaneBaptweets

5 years

@Oloni Does he have security. If not I’m snatching his phone and calling solange to back it.

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

Surprised the picture isn’t of her baking cookies or kissing kittens at this rate.

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@Femi_Sorry

3 years

Always try to be rich, white and connected if you're going to commit atrocities against children... Otherwise the press might be mean to you. #GhislaineMaxwell

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

Fucking hell @abcomedian you even cut your hair like a nepo baby white supremacist in this clip. Why are you so upset about antisemitism now my guy, because you grew a liberal guy beard? 😄😄😄😄😄

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1 year

Same guy CW for dozens of uses of racial slurs

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

Do y’all understand the significance and brilliance of this?!? If you’re a millennial/80’s/90’s baby, imagine your younger self seeing this level of representation! It’s beautiful 👨🏿👩🏾 #TheBigBreakfast

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@MoTheComedian

3 years

The Big Breakfast is BACK this Friday at 8am alongside my home slice @AJOdudu bring you unlimited morning vibes 🙌🏾 to kick off your Friday

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

Why can’t I stay out of trouble 😅😅😩

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@DaneBaptweets

2 years

Sometimes when you wish upon a star, your dreams come true. Those stars were the good people at @OffMenuOfficial who alongside the amazing folk @popchipsUK have given your boy a 6 MONTH SUPPLY of bbq flavour Pop Chips. Goodbye summer body, hello happiness 😁😁

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

Honestly Piers; Meghan is married with two kids, she isn’t gong to reply to the text. It’s almost as if he’s been paid to keep up this distraction, like the royal family has something to hide or something.…

Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu

@SholaMos1

3 years

No Black presenter could get away with abuse/threats/harassment Piers Morgan gives Meghan Markle if she were White This White Privileged self entitled man is paid to be vicious to a Bi-racial woman of Black heritage & rewarded for his sick maliciously obsessive stalker behaviour

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@DaneBaptweets

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“She seemed attractive and intelligent, I didn’t see her as a woman of colour” She told on herself there; b/c we all the part of the hate is the bubble bursting of the inherent superiority complex white womenfolk have, where they couldn’t picture a black woman being royalty.

Mukhtar

@I_amMukhtar

1 year

She can't name a single thing Meghan Markle has done wrong or why she really hates her. She just proved that it's the newspapers that made her hate a lady she has never met.

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@DaneBaptweets

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At this point I will remind you all that before Trevor Philips was a clown columnist, his job was MINISTER FOR RACIAL EQUALITY. Why did your job exist if there was no racism Trevor?!? B/C you’re a fxcking shill is why.

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@SholaMos1

1 year

Sir Trevor Phillips weaponising #MeghanMarkIe on #Windrush75 to feed politically illiterate base of Daily Fail & deflect from seriousness of #WindrushDay is shameful. Britain is Not Racist??? Why you singing a diff tune now @TrevorPTweets 👇🏾? Britain is STILL systemically racist

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@DaneBaptweets

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@IanWright0 Behind every good goal keeper there’s a goal from Ian Wright; and behind every good baller Ian Wright is standing in solidarity!

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

Slow day in the news cycle. 😄😄 Thank you Daily Mail for putting me in the firing line for racism deniers. Although I assume that I’m in the “Femail” section because of my large following of Karens and conservative soccer moms 😄 #australia #racism #dailymail #dailyfail

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@DaneBaptweets

11 months

A lot of replies here are about not “bringing race into it” despite having a media that uses the term “black on black crime”. But if you need a precedent, remember: Jacintha Saldanha, the nurse hounded to death by British media over a prank call she received about Kate Middleton

Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu

@SholaMos1

11 months

Lucy Letby exemplifies how ideology of Whiteness keeps Britain in a chokehold. They believed her tears/denials even though evidence said otherwise for no other reason than she’s White. A Black or Brown nurse would’ve been reported to the police immediately & sacked for suspicion.

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@DaneBaptweets

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I’m making it clear on this forum; no patriarchal chauvinism involved, but if ANY of you attempt to do something to hurt Katherine Ryan, best to have dental records and black suits good to go.

Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza

@DaneBaptweets

11 months

It’s seems some of you are going for the “why DiDn’T sHE SAy soMEthInG” to Katherine. And it’s mad; because some of you are saying that from behind burner accounts, and using pseudonyms and aliases and can’t see the hypocrisy or irony in that. That’s why you’re an idiot.

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@DaneBaptweets

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The thing about Laurence Fox’s racism, bigotry, transphobia and sexism is that it really is the only thing he has talent for when you think about it

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@DaneBaptweets

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Laurence Fox is burning a pride flag to make a statement. And that statement is: “My children are not with me, they’re at a drag queen story reading, by choice, and this is all I have left”. He could taken a picture of his cishet kids, declaring his love for them, but nah 😄

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

As you can see, no apology for traumatising a young child for absolutely no reason.

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceuk

1 year

@Saskia_Cole Pls see the following statement outlining the full circs of the incident. Agree the video does look concerning but it is only a snapshot of the wider incident.

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@DaneBaptweets

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Like ya, you know in the same way if a woman is dressed ‘provocatively’ she’s “asking for it.” Moving forward; can you guys just say “WE DON’T WANT BLACKS HEADLINING GLASTO” Save yourself the characters/blog 😄😄

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

Dear British people; I know you don't like to hear it from people that you struggle to consider as "British", but you have to stop acting like Lee Anderson's comments are unique to him. We had a whole windrush scandal; where have you been? Most tories think this way.

Best for Britain

@BestForBritain

1 year

Listen to the Justice Secretary on Lee Anderson's comments. Robinson: "Do you think telling people to 'F-off back to France', who might have might have escaped war and persecution, is a reflection of a tolerant nation?" Chalk: "Absolutely fine. I've no difficulty with that."~AA

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@DaneBaptweets

7 months

Thanks James because if I told a Lorraine Kelly type to go fxck herself I would still be in solitary now. 😄😄

tasha louise ♡

@eds_afterglow

7 months

Almost three years since James acaster told Lorraine Kelly to fuck herself after she said Piers Morgan was her hero

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

A philosophy to live life by. #RIPSeanLock 💔🥲

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@DaneBaptweets

4 years

This is not funny, but I swear by all that is divine That this isn’t a joke. This is why representation matters. B/C if you’ve only seen Richard and Lenny over 40 years, how would you know British comedy industry; give me my respect. It’s embarrassing now. 😄🤷🏾‍♂️

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@DaneBaptweets

4 years

This just in: Tv production company just sent me press shots of myself to approve before they start the press run. This is the picture the sent ME of ME. I swear on my mother’s soul they sent it. #DiversityandInclusion indeed #BlackLivesMatter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

14 police officers for fare evasion? But somehow Michelle Mone was able to skip the country with millions? And Boris Johnson still hasn’t given over his phone.

Peace & Justice Project

@corbyn_project

1 year

The conduct of the Met Police who, with 14 officers present, roughly arrested a black woman they incorrectly suspected of fare evasion whilst her young son sobbed nearby was absolutely appalling.

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

A real one. One of the realest. Absolutely heartbreaking. RIEP Mr. Sean Lock; you were a surgeon when it came to administering the world’s best medicine 💔💔

Sky News Breaking

@SkyNewsBreak

3 years

Comedian Sean Lock – best known for panel shows '8 Out Of 10 Cats' and '8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown' as well as sitcom '15 Storeys High' – has died from cancer at the age of 58

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@DaneBaptweets

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This isn’t a coincidence. The Met deliberately stifled this investigation, and the only reason you’re hearing about it is b/c Matthew white is already dead. Just like they stalled the Macpherson enquiry so the police who took bribes from organised crime could retire.

Antoine Allen

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1 year

The Met police have named a major new suspect in the Stephen Lawrence murder, admitting many mistakes were made in the initial investigation. Matthew White, who died in 2021 aged 50, was named after a BBC investigation into the killing of the Black teenager.

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

@ajplus Humans? erm, what about the fact 71% of emissions are caused by 100 CORPORATIONS. Don’t blame all of us; just like WE didn’t cause the banking crisis either.

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

Just say “white” Alex. Well. I would be happy to swap my london home with John Cleese or Michelle Mone, who both live in the Caribbean, one of whom made money insulting foreigners and the other stole mine and other’s tax money and is on the run.

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Living in London I get homesick for England It’s not ours anymore. It’s not British.

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@DaneBaptweets

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@GerriisalsoGigi @MystGlizzy It proves what lies at the heart of white supremacy. Knowing there’s nothing that makes them any better than anyone else; so they will bring up “blackness” as if it’s inferior. And it’s that ego that ensures they’ll never change. Whiteness is all they have.

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@DaneBaptweets

4 years

😄😄😄when you’re unable to call “rape” rape, it makes sense why you can’t distinguish Wiley and Kano.

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4 years

Underage girl forced to have sex with Prince Andrew, US court document claims

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

Shit like this should also stop; because 1. These jokes aren’t tweet are never performed in front of the black audiences 2. Any time a white comic is confronted about how the material is problematic; they’ll ignore or hide behind their agent or the police

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1 year

Shit like this has got to stop. Alfie got called out on twitter, apologised for it, and whether people want to accept that is up to them. But combing through everything he's ever done, taking clear jokes out of context and threatening venues he's performing at? Nah. Not for me.

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@DaneBaptweets

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Seems to be some conflicting messages on the front page of the Mail. Grooming is bad; but if a man gives you “a compliment”, just smile and let that man get his groom on. #philipschofield

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@DaneBaptweets

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Translated: “I am not prepared to have my money jeopardised by taking a position on one of the biggest humanitarian crises of our time, b/c my wealth and popularity are more important” You knew what a p*ki was though didn’t you KSI 😄🤔

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🇵🇸🇮🇱 KSI is asked about Palestine - Israel. "I honestly have no idea what's going on."

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3 years

Look at his eyes screaming as he sells his soul on television. He knows how hot hell is already.

Femi

@Femi_Sorry

3 years

When Sajid Javid refuses to say that Tory Police Commissioner Philip Allott should resign... He's saying that one man's job is more important than millions of women feel safe.

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@DaneBaptweets

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Also. You’re hearing about BBC presenters and Jonah Hill b/c George Osborne's best man, Peter Davies' hedge fund - Blackrock - managed to acquire £50M of Royal Mail shares, which it then sold for £18m profit. Osborne then received a £650K a year job with .... Blackrock.

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@iamhuwman

1 year

If anyone is wondering why the 'BBC Presenter' story is getting quite so much coverage across all forms of media...the Government have until 4 o'clock today to hand over Johnson's WhatsApps, diaries and notebooks to the Covid Enquiry.

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@DaneBaptweets

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The fact that white ppl like Lawrence fox still consider sunglasses and an Afro the look of stereotypical black person in 2023 makes his success in music make much more sense. This is the level of creativity of your average racist. Black face and Afro wigs. 😄

Hal Cruttenden

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1 year

As a nearly divorced man, I have good and bad days. I try to comfort myself that I have not reacted to my wife leaving me quite as badly as Laurence Fox has.

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@DaneBaptweets

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@michaelgove Whichever pussyhole of a beg that shotted you this f*ckery to twist up your gum back; try know that paigon is considered an opp on all ends. No ratings. Have your urban PR division executive translate that for you, you batty rinsing fassyhole.

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

#ItsComingHome , c/o these man right here 😁

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@DaneBaptweets

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Imagine saying this, when you’re not even tweeting with your real name. Why don’t you name yourself you fxcking pussio, You internet bros picked the wrong one. Step to her and you won’t leave on your feet. Bunch of clowns

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@I_amMukhtar She could name them. She chose not to for her career.

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@DaneBaptweets

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It seems that we have had a whole bunch of furore over this tweet Mainly from fragile apologists, so here’s a little guide to stop it happening again. I present BALD BLACK MALE COMICS/people I’m not; a thread:

Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza

@DaneBaptweets

4 years

This just in: Tv production company just sent me press shots of myself to approve before they start the press run. This is the picture the sent ME of ME. I swear on my mother’s soul they sent it. #DiversityandInclusion indeed #BlackLivesMatter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

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The full listing for the #BlackToFront day on @Channel4 see what works for you, and have a watch!

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

The thing is the government made you stay home whilst they stole your money and then gave it to their friends that make lingerie and you won’t even kiss your teeth, the police kill innocent women and you won’t shout in their direction But you’ll assault protestors 🤔

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1 year

Please don't kill peaceful protesters for blocking your vehicle! You don't have to stay calm, but assault is illegal. Protesters don't like that they have to do this either. But they are desperate because nothing really worked the past 40 years.

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I’m not listening to this because the answer is that he owns a shitload of commercial properties and if ppl don’t leave their homes he can’t make money renting said properties out to businesses, when their workforce is home based. If he came up with zoom he’d be fine with it.

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Lord Alan Sugar explains why he's not a fan of WFH

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I have to say again; amidst all the accusations of politicising and race baiting around #LucyLetby it is MAD the picture British media is using is the convicted baby killer with a fxcking babygro in her hand. Do we not give a slight fxck about the parents of these victims?!?

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The thing is you say #WeWillNotComply but you did when 1. They bailed out the banks 2. Starved your children 3. Stole your money/pensions/futures 4. Your last few prime ministers weren’t democratically elected and your “coalition” disappeared Now you’re rebels?🙄😄

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Why would I play the race card here on Twitter, when I could use it to fxck your mum in front of you on Xmas morning ?

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It will be exactly the same. 1. The most searched P0rn term in America is 'Teen' 2. Prince Andrew was implicated and didn't go to jail. 3. Donald Trump said he wishes Ghislaine Maxwell 'The best of luck' None of you care about the victims, so nothing will change.

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives

@dom_lucre

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🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Jeffrey Epstein’s court documents with the list of over 200 names is getting released in a few hours. Nothing will ever be the same again.

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Nice try newspapers, but know there's loads of crossbows in the castle, let's focus on Meghan Markle winning her case about the lies you all told 🙂🙂

PoliticsJOE

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3 years

The Mail on Sunday published a front page apology to Meghan Markle today, so you wouldn't see it. Would be a shame if everyone did.

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Wasn’t gonna quote tweet and give this guy shine. But make sure you make a note of this when he claims he’s not racist.

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@DaneBaptweets

4 years

Look at the daily mail; imagine being so racist that you try and denigrate somebody for wanting to feed kids while investing in your family’s future. Surprising from the paper that endorsed adolf hitler. Still waiting on that Panama Paper report though.

Marcus Rashford

@MarcusRashford

4 years

Ok, so let’s address this. I’m 23. I came from little. I need to protect not just my future but my family’s too. To do that I made a decision at the beg of 2020 to start investing more in property. Please don’t run stories like this alongside refs to ‘campaigning’.

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3 years

The results are in #bamous top 10 comedy programme with ONE PILOT EPISODE. This means; 1. Britain CAN handle an unapologetic black comic on tv 2. British ppl wanna celebrate their black Britons 3: racists are becoming a minority in England Please RT so we go to series!! #Bamous

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

This is Euston station. Two people dealing with a station full on a weekend and the govt want to close ticket offices. After some of you said the unions were selfish, the tories snaked them in all the ways they warned they would. This is a developing country now.

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@DaneBaptweets

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It’s mad because last week it was #believewomen because #noelclarke was a bully. But @piersmorgan is still bullying a former duchess and a formerly suicidal mother and I don’t see the outrage. After he hacked a dead girls phone. Please somebody define bullying for me.

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

Like a protest?

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@pritipatel

3 years

The Prime Minister is right. Freedom to speak out in opposition to abuse is fundamental.

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1 year

They’ve deleted this, but the logic here is that because they’re both black and both called “Idris” they must be related. These are the ppl allowed to be journalists in the uk. 😄 Also; black men of all ages have never been that gassed about being James Bond to tell the truth.

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@DaneBaptweets

4 years

BAMOUS (adj.) 1. To be unapologetic black while being renowned and celebrated as an artist 2. To be known AND RESPECTED by black audiences/peers in the culture I’ve been in this game 10 years. I’m ready to go clear. Not just become famous, but BAMOUS! Coming soon!

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@DaneBaptweets

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@I_amMukhtar @Joey7Barton I don’t think that’s fair. He also ruined another footballers career by permanently blinding him. It’s weird how many people’s careers he ruined at Man City and QPR and doesn’t understand why pundits don’t want to work with him.

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@DaneBaptweets

5 years

@KTHopkins Have you tried starting farms in your own countries?🤷🏾‍♂️ you wouldn’t have to worry about black gangs if your farms were in Europe.

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1 year

We've been allowing YouTubers to be rappers, comedians, boxers and everything else a bag of people work their whole lives to hone/perfect. Are we surprised that when content is praised over quality or creativity we get this fxckery? Generation Z doing 1970s material 👎🏾

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

Well well. I guess if you can’t blame one mixed race duchess; any mixed raced tv personality will do to scape goat. You think that’s the maddest thing shouted outside the palace, google Prince Andrew and see shouting. Leave Maya alone.

Maya Jama drives past Buckingham Palace after Prince Philip's death

The Radio 1 DJ, 26, said it was 'all kicking off' in a video she posted to Instagram Stories, before asking her driver if he'd 'heard the news.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

@abcomedian I guess it’s because of your “N*gger jokes” is why I dont really give a fxck 😄😄

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

Marvyn was excellent as usual; but don’t let the debate make your forget that ppl are defending the morality of a king that made his mistress queen consort, and a family that paid £12M to make you forget they’re still trafficking children to the Caribbean for forced sexual work.

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@I_amMukhtar

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She can't name a single thing Meghan Markle has done wrong or why she really hates her. She just proved that it's the newspapers that made her hate a lady she has never met.

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3 years

Straight from the “We told you so” studios. The report confirming some people prize incest over racial equality.

Jim Clancy

@ClancyReports

3 years

Megan and Harry targeted online....You can read the full report by @botsentinel here:

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4 years

@FanHefty Why thank you. 😄

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5 months

Missy Elliott is probably one of the; if not the best artist of her generation, and for some reason we still don’t wanna have that conversation. Give her the florist; flowers aren’t good enough at this point.

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@Cb2Era

5 months

Y’all don’t understand how iconic this sample is

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3 years

So so so HAPPY TO BE back gigging but to all British comedians and comedy clubs and venues. CAN WE PLEASE NORMALISE HAVING BLACK COMEDIANS on your walls of fame. Been in this ting 10 years and had my own show (twice), Edinburgh award winner. Can I get a pic pls?! (Pls RT)

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1 year

Migrants should 'blend in' | LBC caller in wild row with James O'Brien @mrjamesob you know you’re my guy already, but how you sat and listened to a grown man try and prove his racist point by saying “look at the STANDARD DEVIATIONS” is exemplary 😄

Migrants should 'blend in' | LBC caller in wild row with James O'Brien

"I don’t have a racist bone in my body."James O'Brien's fierce argument with a caller who wouldn't want a 'trenchant' Islamic family to move in next door, bu...

www.youtube.com

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3 years

Cheryl got an RnB podcast? Well I hope it stands for Racism and Battery because I don’t see the fit 😄😄 No outrage about person done racially aggravated assault presenting a podcast on black music no? I guess she didn’t call anyone fat, so it’s okay. This country 😄🙄😄

Cheryl

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3 years

You can listen here 🥰

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10 months

One day you lot on these internets will see that as much as you idealise bankers over bin men b/c of margaret Thatcher, if the bin men take a week off, and the bankers take a week off, you'll notice the effect the bin men have first. B/C this is a madness!!😫😫

east london pictures and more

@london_more

10 months

Advice people to avoid #Whitechapel the smell is ridiculous no end in site for the bin strike ending. Apparently been extended to a 4 week strike due to the council failing to negotiate with unions

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5 years

If there’s a person that can accurately comment on white walkers, it’s a ma’f*cker called JOHN SNOW. 😄😄😄 winter is coming

Matthew Champion

@matthewchampion

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Jon Snow on the pro-Brexit protests outside Parliament, "I have never seen so many white people in one place... it's an extraordinary story, there are people everywhere"

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1 year

The statement’s language deliberately avoids accountability, by using terms like “de-arrested” instead of “she was innocent”, so they can avoid accountability for impending legal proceedings, in case you wanted to know @Saskia_Cole

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceuk

1 year

@Saskia_Cole Pls see the following statement outlining the full circs of the incident. Agree the video does look concerning but it is only a snapshot of the wider incident.

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James O'Brien reveals the 'most insightful' commentary on Harry and Meghan @LBC My man @mrjamesob doesn’t miss. Make sure you catch him on @DBQEPodcast too! 🙌🏾

James O'Brien reveals the 'most insightful' commentary on Harry and Meghan

James O'Brien read out an essay on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle which he believes is the "most insightful" piece of commentary on the Royal Family he has ever heard.

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5 years

ANNOUNCEMENT!! After a year of arguing with trolls and racism/sexism deniers, I’m taking this Chip on my shoulder and going around the country and the world with my 2020 tour! The Chocolate Chip goes on sale this Friday! tickets available 10am Friday 6th September!!

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8 months

Well I’m sure his brother knew the plan when he decided to “have a scrap” for escorting his gf home whilst black. Weird how Joey Barton blocked me for reminding him his brother is a racist murderer; somebody @ him and remind him please.

Lorraine King

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8 months

Anthony Walker was murdered by Joey Barton's brother in a racist attack. Joey has now said: "My brother lost 17 years of his life from 17, because his mate thought it would be a fantastic idea, when they were having a f-ing scrap, to pull an ice axe out.”

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4 years

@BIGNAYDADONDADA @KiiiNG301 We’re just spitballing here okay. We are all taking the news in different ways. Somebody gonna have to link up with Vanessa Hudgens

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5 years

I’ll leave everyone alone if you all at least admit that Piers Morgan telling himself he had a chance with Meghan Markle is the biggest example of #WhitePrivilege ever. How you think grooming gangs act with the women they stalk? 👇🏾

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

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In happier times... when Meghan first slid into my DMs... think it’s fair to say she’s probably not such a ‘big fan’ of mine now.

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4 years

The best part of tweeting this has been the fact that as you can see below, I didn’t mention racism or accuse anyone of racism. But the aryan acrobatics used by racists on here to insist “not everthing is about race” without me mentioning it proves our point beautifully. 😊

Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza

@DaneBaptweets

4 years

This just in: Tv production company just sent me press shots of myself to approve before they start the press run. This is the picture the sent ME of ME. I swear on my mother’s soul they sent it. #DiversityandInclusion indeed #BlackLivesMatter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

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Take a good look and remember Trayvon never killed anyone; and the white; right wing press still try to justify his murder, whilst making excuses for an actual murderer. I think it’s clear why these ppl want to burn their history books, b/c we can all see who they are.

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@DaneBaptweets

1 year

@paulsinha Don’t forget his music sucks, that’s why he’s angry and the superior creative aptitude of lgbt+ artists and black ppl; b/c his parent’s money couldn’t buy him a career.

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4 years

Here are some tips for media outlets asking black creatives how to improve race relations (a lil’ thread) 1. Have Black people as pundits to discuss issues other than race, racism, sports and racism in sports Let a sista talk science, let a brother talk baking!

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@DaneBaptweets

5 months

Nothing to see here; JUST MISSY ELLIOTT SHOWING SOME LOVE 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥😭😭♥️♥️♥️

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4 years

How silent* you were. I’ve watched middle class comics police the language of working class over: Fat shaming Cat calling Misogyny Slut shaming And all the other things your dad pays for you to learn at feminsim class Yet; where are you now? When it counts? Nowhere.

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@DaneBaptweets

4 years

For those that didn’t get the Audio from @Channel4News , here is the recovered audio with a few images c/o @rogofilms X @TheHowardCohen Enjoy! #channel4news #comedy #racism #BlackLivesMatteryoupricks

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@DaneBaptweets

3 years

Looking at you Priti Patel; especially after the promise you wouldn’t let your own father into the country 😄

Femi

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3 years

The beautiful thing about the Brexiters who are angry about "thousands of Indians" coming to the UK, is that Brexit was sold to them on the promise of having fewer brown people. (UK wasn't part of EU Common Asylum Policy so Farage's poster was purely playing to ignorant racism.)

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4 years

Just erasing blackface from old TV shows is not enough - the biggest issue is the lack of black faces I wrote something on it for ⁦ @theipaper ⁩, have a read won’t you and get it percolating and circulating! 😁😁♥️🖤💚

Erasing blackface from old TV shows is not enough

If the industry is truly to change, it needs ethnic minorities in senior consultative positions, writes comedian Dane Baptiste

inews.co.uk

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