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Christian H. Morales

2 years

This is the excerpt from the manuscript that still homeless. Published in @MalarkeyBooks The picture below would be the perfect cover for that book.

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Christian H. Morales

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3 years

@ChristinaECox Franz Ferdinand were never that popular even when they peaked.

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Christian H. Morales

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10 months

@theashleyray I love it when he pulls sweater pictures and some of them are like the ones I bought at my neighborhood thrift store. It's very reassuring.

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Christian H. Morales

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Oh my God!!!!! Amanda Peet in Something's Gotta Give. 😩

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@chuuzus Only Jesus Christ himself would be able to top that look.

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

@Foutanienne He's following the Adam Driver example. One of these days a Jim Jarmusch will come to give him that serious role that will finally put him in the top tier.

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Christian H. Morales

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6 months

You know what's super easy? To take a "you do you" view of life. You like sending 100 short story submissions in a month? If that makes you happy, you do you. You only submit to The New Yorker? Baby, you do you. It's so easy not to be jealous of others accomplishments.

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Christian H. Morales

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6 years

@studentactivism @stephens_ben So, his fantasy is to be accepted as the predator he is by his friends?

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

@mel_thegreat Her face!!!!!!! She wanted to hit those bones so bad!!!!!!

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

@ZoeRoseBryant There has not been one single essay about this woman chosing to have love in her life knowing that the person she'd love the most in the world would die at a very young age. To me that's the most powerful thing in recent cinema.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

Shakira's tax evasion thing is clearly Piqué's fault. I bet it was his idea in the first place.

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

@BenjaminCrew1 But was that a "yoooooo let's do this"?

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@hollandlver Wouldn't you fall in love with a cute guy who fixed your door?

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1 year

@ZoeRoseBryant I hope the next showrunner is someone with sitcom experience because what Sudeikis did with the show is unforgivable.

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Christian H. Morales

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3 years

@MissDahlELama This show was awesome.

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Christian H. Morales

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4 years

@cmclymer I can't decide between this two. Megan Ryan was the Queen.

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Christian H. Morales

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3 years

@TheTinaVasquez Can women know what subtlety is when it comes to this man? 😂

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6 years

@nytopinion @Nanisimo Also IIñárritu made Di Caprio win his first Oscar.

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Christian H. Morales

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7 months

@jeremylovesyall Either way, we all won.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

@hombrerevenido Lucas Vazquez estuvo escuchando la conversación.

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

@ZoeRoseBryant Greta's is the weakest screenplay though. Celine's is stronger.

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Christian H. Morales

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9 months

@annie_either_or This is the movie version of the dinners Kanye and Kim had with Jay Z and Beyonce. Lol.

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Christian H. Morales

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10 months

@XiranJayZhao Worthy of a Gollum/Smeagul interaction.

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Christian H. Morales

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10 months

@IovespiraIs This is basically her inventing twitter.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

Buying books is my version of stress eating.

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Christian H. Morales

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4 years

@PulverizedShy @MaraWilson @kibblesmith Every Pixar movie is better in Latin American Spanish. Way better.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

"much to admire" 🙄

Christian H. Morales

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2 years

Wait, are we all posting our New Yorker rejections to see who got the coolest one? Is that what you'll are playing right now?

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Christian H. Morales

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7 months

I know you guys must be tired of my "Gabriel García Márquez was the best writer of the 20th Century and all your American sacred cows put together can't even come close to match his genius" tweets, but guys, I'm being honest.

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Christian H. Morales

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9 months

@wrenneedsrest @hellahellaomega She was READY for that question.

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Christian H. Morales

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9 months

@staticbluebat He always hated that Kubrick knew it was a book about himself and turn Jack into a psycho.

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Christian H. Morales

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8 months

@asianfilmsfiles You're doing a great service because literally this is the only way most people have access to Asian films.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

Any word on Motherland Fort Salem? For some reason it's catching my interest, but haven't read anything about it (and don't feel like doing research on a Sunday). Any thoughts?

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Christian H. Morales

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7 months

I'm 37 today. Can someone tell me what happened? Where all the time went?

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

@A_B_Lee @mel_thegreat That's not even up to debate. Of course he did it to impress her and to score some points 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 For the way she looks at him he scored a lot of points that day.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

@Claribel_Ortega Did this for you.

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Christian H. Morales

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@alexpercz "le hubiera dado por parar" dice, como si TB casi no se parte en dos al estirarse para detener ese cabezazo. Lol.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

1 year

@jsanford @AlanBrizan @pumbaaguy1 And you delivered the best animated Disney film.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

5 months

Pattinson in Cosmopolis. I was one of his haters, now I'm one of his hardcore fans.

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5 months

What role changed your opinion of an actor?

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

Find someone to look at you the way Paul Bethany looks at Jennifer Connelly.

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1 year

She’s a 10

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

1 year

In case you wonder, this is what 92 short story collections look like (there's actually 94, I forgot about the ones I'm currently reading).

Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

1 year

I have 92 short story collections to read. I am very good at letting things get out of my hands ☠️

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Christian H. Morales

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6 years

@cmclymer The "it's not your fault" scene in Good Will Hunting.

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Christian H. Morales

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5 months

@moorehn I think the main problem is that white people stopped making danceable music in the early 90s.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

2 years

My road to read 365 short stories this year begins with the collection The Way Cities Feel to Us Now by Nathaniel Kennon Perkins ( @nkperkins ). Brought to you by @MaudlinHouse .

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Christian H. Morales

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6 years

@elhyp3 @alfonsocuaron La Sagrada Trinidad de Cuarón.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

@byron_queen @GoshDarnMyLife They should had hired you.

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Christian H. Morales

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@godempzane They invented film criticism, so it was a matter of time.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

2 years

I need @blgtylr to give me a 24 hour window to read his "I might get in trouble for this take" tweets.

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Christian H. Morales

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3 years

@TheTinaVasquez @blgtylr I love journalists commitment to the truth. You just saved me a lot of work. 😂

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Christian H. Morales

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@IamRageSparkle Kissed by fire baby.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

Just got this on the mail today. @Kingcast19 should get commission on every sold copy of this book.

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Christian H. Morales

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7 months

Literally the greatest mind of all times.

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

The second place is not even close.

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1 year

Tell me a George Clooney movie that you love. THE AMERICAN (it’s vastly under-seen and undervalued).

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@kellogg_camille That was her multiverse of madness. All the Janes are the same Jane but in different timelines. She was truly ahead of her time.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

Just got my @MalarkeyBooks t-shirt this week.

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@gerrieyaki I bet his mom did not like those Netflix specials.

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Christian H. Morales

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6 years

@AnandWrites @rcbregman Thanks for that, it was exactly what I need it for my current mood.

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

@ZoeRoseBryant You can actually see the change in his expression when he realized he was a second away from telling her the truth, but he used that second to do the wrong thing. You can even see he thinks he got away with it. He truly is the best of his generation.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

2 years

Manifesting my 2023! 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Getting an agent 🕯 And a deal for the 🕯 Short story Collection 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

2 years

@TBQuarterly is officially the first journal with a coaster out there in these writing lands, thus fulfilling a need all of us writers have. I don't need to worry about those hideous ring marks on my desk anymore.

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Christian H. Morales

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I'm 36 today. Aries season is officially open.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

2 years

2022 marked a milestone for me in regards of my writing journey. I was first published this year and I've been doing some of my best writing too, although the short stories were written two or three years ago. Anyway, here are the links of my work out there.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

4 years

@cmclymer They wanted an AOC of their own so bad, that they ended up getting someone who is her entire opposite.

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Christian H. Morales

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6 months

I swear by everything that is holy and sacred to me that I love this film, but I don't know how Fennesy got away with having it discussed in Rewatchables because this is not a Rewatchable film at all.

Peter McGann

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An all time Bill Simmons moment a few seconds into the Manchester By The Sea Rewatchables: “this isn’t a rewatchable in the same way say Anchorman is”

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

@evemmore History of television.

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Christian H. Morales

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3 years

@BWDR Jeff Nichols has to be in the conversation. His run from 2011 to 2016 is amazing and I believe once he comes out of his hiatus his going to kick some serious ass.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

@mjsamps Come on, Jerry. Jake Gyllenhaal is in it. And that Mexican girl you like too. What's her name?

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

3 years

Guys, I'm a scholar. 😌

Mad Scholar Scythe

@mattzollerseitz

3 years

Pirating and/or circulating media that no media corporation can be bothered to stream or reissue on a proper disc is not piracy. It's archiving and scholarship.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

You know that short story I sold today? Well, it was actually the first chapter of a ms I shelved. So, I guess what I'm trying to say here is that if you know you wrote something good, never discard it entirely, always try to find a way to improve it or transform it.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

2 years

If you're doing Christmas shopping today, I encourage you to buy books from the following places: Malarkey Books ( @MalarkeyBooks ) Maudlin House ( @MaudlinHouse ) Expat Press ( @ExpatLitJ ) Clash Books ( @CLASHBooks ) Long Day Press ( @longdaypress ) Their books made my year better.

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Christian H. Morales

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4 years

@hunteryharris For this delivery alone.

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Christian H. Morales

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6 months

@Read_Instead An all timer.

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@AuthorGaylord She has ZERO competition.

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Christian H. Morales

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I'm finishing the year the same way I started it, broke and with a short story sold.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

2 years

Manifesting my 2023! 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Getting an agent 🕯 And a deal for the 🕯 Short story Collection 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

@therealcshea He lost me at "woke homer" lol.

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

Which famous painting best reflects your soul? I can't even number the many nights I found myself in physical and emotional places that resembled this painting.

Barlow Adams

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1 year

Which famous painting best reflects your soul?

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@binge_mode The funniest also.

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

@sarahroseetter The toll this take on your social life is huge, but is a bet.

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Christian H. Morales

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11 months

In context they're even worse than their ancestors because they know better.

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11 months

A lot of white Americans who claim "I'm not my ancestors" have proven quite thoroughly that they are in fact their ancestors the past month

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@misseverywhereg @bIoodfangs And the way she corresponded to that.

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Christian H. Morales

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10 months

Out of the 70 books I set myself to read this year, 22 are small press books.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

@noahgittell @BrianHolderD I don't see it as a queer reading but as a boy admiring another one and wishing be him, look like him, be idolize like him. I don't think is a "Oh my God, I want him." It's more like "Oh my God, I want to be him." That was my reading.

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Christian H. Morales

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😂😂😂😂 God, I love this account.

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Christian H. Morales

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@RossWBermanIV Uncle Billy has been doing that forever though. That's the tragedy of it.

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

@RomaKong @ZoeRoseBryant The first mistake they made was taking the length of the episodes from 30 minutes to one hour and whoever came up with that is to blame for the structure and the pace issues.

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Christian H. Morales

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2 years

People out here trying to give new life to the "Are audiobooks books?" discourse. Babe, the word book is in it, so yeah. Move on.

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Christian H. Morales

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@moorehn Yeap. Homophobia and misogyny played a big part too. Because I remember when I was a kid that dancing was "gay" so boys stopped looking for the joy that came from dancing.

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Christian H. Morales

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@Vanessid When he announced Joe Biden as his running mate I started to read about him and boy, was that a problematic choice.

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Christian H. Morales

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1 year

Buying a book because of its cover or because of its title has never backfire on me. You know what did? Buy a book because the author was hot. Never again.

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@MichaelMatteoRo

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@mattzollerseitz His tone of voice is charged with that nuance. Great delivery.

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@AkanaPhenix @XiranJayZhao The envy is telling.

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Christian H. Morales

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@StorySorcery People should hire you to find out if their spouses are cheating on them by only searching online information. You'd be rich by now.

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Christian H. Morales

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@mattzollerseitz Very Al Pacino after The Godfather.

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Christian H. Morales

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5 months

Every time Derek pulls this two images together, you know it's game over for the alpha guy he's cooking.

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Historically, the Plantonic male figure in classic Western aesthetics is represented as having shoulders broader than the hips, while the female figure is the reverse (not saying you have to conform to these molds, but this is how they're represented in the arts).

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Christian H. Morales

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The feeling when you know for sure that you were supposed to be a writer.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

2 years

The first novel of 2023 will be Faith by Itoro Bassey.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

3 years

@MadMenQts Everyone's actions in this shows are influenced by people they want to fuck.

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

2 years

Hello to my new followers (you're awesome and won't regret following me, especially because I'm very random in my tweets. I'm not random with my writing though. I'll post my work on this thread. Here's the first short story. Published in @MaudlinHouse

To Live or Die in Mexico

The first time Luna heard about it, she told her brother León that it was a terrible idea to work as a coyote—if that activity could be considered a job—and now everything indicated that the idiot...

maudlinhouse.net

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Christian H. Morales

@cxhmorales

1 year

My girlfriend got pregnant when I was 21, she was 19. After a careful conversation that took hours we both decided that we weren't ready to have a child. We continued dating for two years after that, and we're still friends. She has a kid with her husband now.

Mark Greene

@RemakingManhood

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Countless men have directly benefited from abortion. Few say so. My partner chose to get an abortion when I was a young man. I supported her in making that decision and I benefited from that choice. Other men who are willing to share how they benefited from abortion, please do.

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