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I’m a wannabe comedian . I either like to argue or say funny shit , either way , I am entertained , are you ?

Milton, Ontario
Joined May 2022
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@Rothmus None of these actors are bad , they are just tools that have to be used properly , Kevin hart and Jack black do not play great leading men. Gal is eye candy , the rock needs action and safari shirts.
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@esjesjesj She was 19 in this photo , Honeslty the way you guys misuse words takes away from the actual severity of pedophila , you should be ashamed of yourself.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I’m just sad that the 5 year old girl is gonna have a bigger penis then me.
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@HazelAppleyard_ It’s gotta suck being a 5’1 dude with no dick.
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@HazelAppleyard_ The dick and balls mostly.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Imagine if this made him go harder tho.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I’d send her with a jar of jam the next day .
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@reddit_lies Not even family guy or South Park could have came up with this comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂
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@HazelAppleyard_ Yea it would be like calling me homophobic cause I don’t want to blow a guy , it makes no sense and comes off rapey when someone calls you a bigot for not wanting to sleep with them .
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@benshapiro And it created a whole swath of terrorists who now have to pee sitting down. It’s actually quite progressive.
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@TheOmniLiberal Context to what he was responding to makes it make more sense . She’s saying we should make safe spaces he’s saying we can’t because of people like her , it’s not complicated .
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@HazelAppleyard_ You read a pervert trying on his daughter’s cloths . Disgusting.
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@HazelAppleyard_ And what they won’t tell you is that that the people who have gone through with this , are the ones who make the trans suicide rate so high , it’s not the ones before , it’s the ones like this , I don’t want people killing themselves .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Poor guy , he’s 30 feet deep in giant walk in closet.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Well I’m not a woman but I’m pretty sure that is not how that works .
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@Pirat_Nation We just want games to not be made by weirdos it’s not a lot to ask .
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@reddit_lies First thing that came to mind after reading that 🤣
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@HazelAppleyard_ 6 year olds still think Santa is real, they don’t know anything. Stop messing kids up .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Cancel her for doing black arm .
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@marycatedelvey Textbook autogynephilia.
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@Grummz Dustborn failed too , although I’m not entirely convinced that one isn’t a parody once I saw Triggered was a power 😂
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@HazelAppleyard_ Sounds like he’s the only one without a learning disability .
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@HazelAppleyard_ I tried to read it but it Gave me cramps.
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@reddit_lies We need some help restoring our freedom , calling on all Americans .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Yea they definilty give of “ you are going to need years and years of therapy “ vibes , poor little guy .
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@A21starman @esjesjesj Call it misogynistic if you want , it’s not got anything to do with pedophilia , wouldn’t have commented if bro called it misogynistic, but that’s not what he called it , so I’ll call this commie out 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s not complicated.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I feel like this guy tortures animals
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@HazelAppleyard_ Can I be whamen too ? I think I’m more convincing , someone validate me !
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@HazelAppleyard_ We need to really come up with a counter to terf right now , female exclusionary radical transist , HOLY SHIT , it’s FERT 😂 man one letter off , someone come up with an A for the E
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@HazelAppleyard_ Those girls are gonna go down as legends .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Not everyone with a bad haircut is non binary .
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@HazelAppleyard_ They’ve been sold a lie and are paying in instalments.
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@godblesstoto What I wanna know is how are they so sure they aren’t trans , answering that question would have to hurt.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Umm I can obviously answer that , girls smell like flowerly heaven and never have BO , and I’ve also been informed they never fart .
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@HazelAppleyard_ I can’t believe they are really pulling the “they are invading our spaces “ card , I can’t take anymore irony 😂😂😂
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@HazelAppleyard_ I have to do a rare disagree, if they just want a family , none of the wierdo shit , should we not embrace this ? Am I missing something .
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@HazelAppleyard_ It was when the semen hit the back of his throat that he began to ask questions.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Imagine using your son’s death as a way to come out to the world as a cuck.
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@HazelAppleyard_ It’s like a mail order bride from wish😂
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@HazelAppleyard_ Andrew Tates balls just shrunk 3 sizes.
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@HazelAppleyard_ She’s disappointed because she can no longer virtue signal how progressive she is .
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@HazelAppleyard_ 2 non binary parents insist a 7 month year old is also non binary , what an unlikely turn of events , one of life’s greatest mysteries.
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@ChoooCole They always leave out the desistance rate if you do nothing .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Is this what they call the pink tax ?
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@HazelAppleyard_ Never thought I would be able to smell text yet here we are .
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@Rothmus This is so wholesome , made me search the real photo
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@HazelAppleyard_ This behaviour is only acceptable if you’re trying to ask them about their cars extended warranty .
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@reddit_lies I call it Pedocillan
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@HazelAppleyard_ Reason 3 kinda counters reason 1 though, I don’t think this was thought out very thoroughly.
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@HazelAppleyard_ If I go to a class of 9 year olds and tell them I feel like a cat or a dog at least one or two are gonna answer Me too .
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@HazelAppleyard_ I bet their hard drives would give even the strongest person nightmares for life.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Depends on if you say no homo after.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Yea I’m not and I couldn’t be happier , bacon is just too good to pass up with eggs.
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@imnotauntblazer Do you cry like this when someone like Beyoncé has 95% black backup dancers in a video ? Guessing you wouldn’t 😂.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Hah pathetic , I do all my crying at work like a real man !
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@HazelAppleyard_ Yea the pedos like convincing kids shocking news.
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@esjesjesj You are such a dishonest hack lmao
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@reddit_lies That looks like an old man hitting a college student , Honeslty any of these Predditors would get destroyed in a fight by a man with below average strength .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Only females can give birth , it’s not complicated .
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@marklewismd I’m not lying if I found myself on these stairs I’d probably curl up and cry , heights are my one and only weakness 😂😂
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@HazelAppleyard_ He may not feel like a girl but he still sounds like a bitch.
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@HazelAppleyard_ So many are getting so mad too , they Honeslty read like JK Rowling posts but with the roles reversed and it’s hilarious .
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@reddit_lies This is NOT what people mean when they say doggy style bro , sick bastard .
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@Rothmus 100% of straight men refuse to suck a wiener no matter who or what it’s attached to.
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@SpacedCoyote @terminallyOL He’s gaslighting you. People like that won’t engage faithfully , your point is easy to understand , simple , concise .
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@HazelAppleyard_ This is what communism is for the record , snitching for social points.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Imagine being willing to hurt a 3 year olds feelings to protect an adults , this is pathetic behaviour.
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@reddit_lies I have a sneaking suspicion that this in fact , did not happen 😂😂
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@kaunjaane @A21starman @esjesjesj I have reasons to hate pedophila .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Why do they need a diaper when all the shit is in their brains.
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@HazelAppleyard_ It’s kind of relevant information.
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@RivianStories @Rothmus I already like her you don’t have to sell her to me .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Wouldn’t be the first time I woke up and didnt remember where I left my penis .
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@HazelAppleyard_ This guys a hero , he might the first lefty to not jump at the chance to be a cuck.
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@HazelAppleyard_ A combination of all of them, but the thing I told you I think plays a big part , the toxic affirmation, after all, I would have broken a lot less bones as a teen if I didn’t have a bunch of freinds saying I was badass for pulling the stunts I did.
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@HazelAppleyard_ This really depends on who made this list lol. If she made it , well it’s her choice . If HE made it , he’s probably skinned someone alive before , it’s all about perspective .
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@Elvis_F_Christ @esjesjesj Pedo adjacent come on bro , do you really think he knew her age? She’s like 26 now ,how do you know he just wasn’t calling Hillary a skank? Pedo adjacent is exactly how the op thinks .
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@hasanthehun You’d think you’d be able to recognize a joke since you are one.
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@kaunjaane @A21starman @esjesjesj It’s fine. I just despise it , and I hate people who use it wrong .
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@seamus_coughlin Ah yes , the solution to everything is immigrants for the left , why is that. Oh right they always hate where they are from and want to change it .
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@pxielovee You know tra**y is also banned … right ? Like it gives the same offensive speech note.
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@Vynxxgaming @esjesjesj I googled it because I wanted to know if she was underage in the photo if she was , I would have agreed .
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@Novarcharesk3 @PoliticsLs They don’t have the mental capacity to understand the difference between culturalism and racism.
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@iFightForKids It’s always the mother and sister threats . There’s probably a reason behind that 🤔
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@HazelAppleyard_ I just see goat beard.
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@GamingBoina @esjesjesj Of course I do , I have one, and 15 nephews and neices , of course I like kids! It’s just unlike you I’m not attracted to them.
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@HazelAppleyard_ What’s with the obsession with trying to look like a child
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@TheOmniLiberal Meanwhile they will hand wave away the rocket fire coming out of Lebanon. They are just mad that beepers and walkie talkies turned out to be a more effective weapon Then their rockets 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@esjesjesj You are such a liar we all know hollywood is controlled by the left , majority of major news outlets controlled by the left. You are the one who brought Jews into this, you know funny thing about a dog whistle is only dogs hear it .
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@GarbageHuman24 He really didn’t like it when people said “thank you come again “ to him .
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@HazelAppleyard_ @newsfromnowhere Isn’t it ironic that the left has been preaching the right wants to ban book.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Sometimes I hate you for making me read this shit 😂😂😂
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@livefreejim @Rothmus I think of this and it’s hilarious
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@ConNor1388859 @godblesstoto As opposed to trans who are using filters to slim their jaws and women tropes , how are you this close yet still oblivious .
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@HazelAppleyard_ This is the real pizzagate .
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@Slatzism Let’s just mess them up and cast Jack black . This way everybody loses.
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@HazelAppleyard_ The real question is which bathroom did he get the toilet paper from.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Lmao he immediately did the meme.
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