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4 months

THE WHOLE POINT OF SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENTS IS TO BE CAPABLE OF BEING CLEARLY COMPREHENDED WHY ARE THEY DOING ANNOUNCEMENTS THAT MAYBE ONE IN A HUNDRED PEOPLE SPEAK

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@MumbaichaDon Flight announcement in Sanskrit 🥰 🥹

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3 years

The 20rs KitKat is a scam because u only get 3 sticks in it but u get 2 sticks in the 10rs KitKat, so u get 33% more KitKat if u buy two 10rs packs

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2 years

OH MY GOD THEY MAKE SWIMMING GOGGLES W PRESCRIPTION NUMBERS THIS IS HUGE I DON'T HAVE TO SWIM BLIND ANYMORE

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3 months

Sundrop oil beat them to this by like a decade

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This is pretty stunning AI spaghetti art... Like modern/abstract art, AI art will be a thing, and creative pieces will be displayed in museums. I can't wait for AI song to win a Grammy

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2 years

Feeling like a dosa that was spread too thin and then got stuck to the pan and burned

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3 years

Bhai Pune is literally a small town larping as a City, 1pm to 4pm everyone takes nap break, and most of the city shuts down by 11pm

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3 years

Full condolences to anyone graduating from a three year degree this year lmao

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4 months

Indian architects stop accidentally building human solar cookers challenge (impossible difficulty)

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Ayodhya Dham Junction Railway Station 🚆

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3 years

Pov: ur terminally online

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3 years

Pov: my college has lost jt

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Genuine question for "veg Biryani is pulao" people, does the addition of meat to pulao turn it into Biryani? Would you be content if I gave you pulao with mutton in it and called it Biryani?

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1 year

Is smoking a terrible, disgusting, debilitating habit that i regularly warn people to stay away from/quit if they've just started? Yes. And i always will. Am i super duper attached to the feeling of lighting up a cig and casually smoking while working on something? Also yes. 1/2

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10 months

My father's batch group on the chief:

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3 years

Christ University (derogatory)

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3 years

Katrina Kaif about to be KKK after marriage

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3 years

As much as 8 AMs suck for me they must suck even more for professors because imagine having to get up at 8am to talk to a bunch of grey rectangles for an hour

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3 years

Reminding everyone that india has long had a traditional system of 10 minute delivery- sending your child to the local kirana to get what you want

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3 years

People who r proud of their cities r kind of weird ngl

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3 years

WHY CAN'T MY COLLEGE GIVE US A NORMAL TIME TABLE WHAT IS THIS SHIT

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3 years

Shocking if true

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3 years

So tru

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9 months

I've realised why smoking looks so cool in media, it's because it's soo sanitized- you never see the smoker's cough, or the lingering smell on your coats and in your living room, or the ash that sticks to your pants and smudges, or the desperation you feel because of withdrawal

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3 years

Touching grass isn't enough I need to be buried under 6 feet of dirt

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3 years

..... What in the Amazon

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1 year

Ughhh found this rlly cute senior on bumble and thought about what to do for a solid 5 minutes before deciding nvm it'll get awkward and they're probably not interested also , so i swiped left...... AND THEN THE FUCKING APP SHOWS ME THE "you missed a potential match" MESSAGE....

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3 years

It's so fucking odd to me when people will very proudly claim tha they dont know hindi/marathi/gujrati/bengali/other native languages like? How do u plan to live? Do u not talk to ur grandparents? What kind of sad, monolingual, urban life do u aspire to live lol

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3 years

Not qting because it'll give more reach but imagine having such an extreme opinion about coffee lol, I beg you, please go touch some grass and reflect on your vocabulary choices

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Still not over the fact that there's people who've never had Frankie or heard about it

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@cryptidfr

3 years

If I saw this in a bookshelf I would RUN

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3 years

The best collection of books in one frame 😭❤️

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3 years

Second year in a three year degree is a wildly different experience than second year in a five year degree

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@cryptidfr

3 years

When my sister doesn't understand stuff on the internet she sends it to me

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3 years

Bro at least my degree is 5 years I'll get to spend kam se kam one or two years in college, friends who are in 3 year degrees, my condolences

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3 years

You know the worst part about hating how I look? I've spent all of my teenage years consciously avoiding cameras, avoiding bsing recorded or having pictures clicked by other people, this means that I have basically NO photos of me ages 8-18, a solid decade of my life which

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3 years

Guys full disclosure I've never been able to do one full pushup lmao

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9 months

"we offer a competetive stipend" The stipend in question:

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3 years

Law students will do moot and as soon as it's done say never again and then do another first chance they get, interestingly similar to law students approach to alcohol this is

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4 months

@josepsburner Listen I can't stop thinking about this tweet Roz Kam se kam ek baar yaad aata hai aur hasne lagta hoon

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Bhai it's been 10 years since 2012 why hasn't the world ended yet?

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Progress update 1 on the bookshelf

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3 years

WE MET! @tushtuuu is so nice

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3 years

Why does everything look yellow wtf

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Also don't get me started on the roads oh my god why are there SO many speedbreakers kaun Dhoom 3 recreate kar raha tha ki itne speedbreakers banane ki zarurat lagi

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Bhai nariyal paani has no business being this expensive

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Twitter I beg, pls make close friends knockoff so I can insanepost here without irls seeing it

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@cryptidfr

3 years

You know you're in Delhi when your eyes and throat burn slightly and you can see the air

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@cryptidfr

1 year

I think that if i could go back a few years and change things i probably wouldn't start, but now that I'm here, i feel i have way more imminent threats to my health than the cigs. Yes I'm fully aware I'm rationalising something away which i KNOW will kill me, idk, sue me 2/2

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@cryptidfr

3 years

If someone texts me like this I'm blocking them

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3 years

if this is law school, I don't want it 😭👎🏾

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2 years

My favourite part of going to hill stations is the dogs, pahadi dogs are like 10% cooler than normal dogs

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Friends who are older than 20 do u have any reccomendations of things u wish you'd done before u turned 20

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Restaurant which serves only three items and you don't have to make decisions

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@cryptidfr

3 years

There is this one senior in college who's just achieved everything? And I want to be them? Like they're good at all the things I want to be good at AND they have academics sorted? How?

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@cryptidfr

4 months

Anyone who's studied labour law know that that shit is literally the absolute rock bottom bare minimum I kid you not the factories act has the most stupidly obviously necessary things written down in it and they're STILL NOT FOLLOWED

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Not as straightforward but yeah

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3 years

ALSJDHSHSHSV SOMEONE STOP PARACHUTE

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@cryptidfr

3 years

I have approximated zero intention of watching Kashmir files because I know for a fact any project involving anupam kher and Vivek agnihotri, bankrolled by zionist and Hindu American foundation types is cursed from the start

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@cryptidfr

10 months

Don't come at me for this, but unironically the drishti ias guy explained Marxism better, and more comprehensively, in a 20 minute video, than all four professors whose lectures I've sat through, at two different universities

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10 months

upsc coaching institutes are a menace but the academia, especially at the undergraduate level, cannot anymore afford to not be in conversation with them. they have a different pedagogy and students there are probably studying and learning more, as compared to universities.

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Why don't degrees look like this anymore

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@cryptidfr

2 months

No one warned me that after four years of busting my ass off in college and at internships and then securing a job, I would STILL feel inadequate and incompetent and empty.. Like I have objectively succeeded at what seemed like an impossible task two years ago but I'm still sad??

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Look at this photo of my dog in which he's definitely 100% sitting on my lap voluntarily

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@cryptidfr

2 months

In case my cryptic posting wasn't obviously obvious to y'all last week: I GOT PLACED AT ONE OF THE THREE LETTER FIRMS AKSHDHSHAJAK

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Tell me you've never had well made bhindi without telling me you've never had well made bhindi

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@tabrezdont

3 years

bhindi is so sticky and disgusting only people who are into weird things like bhindi

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Eco major (derogatory)

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Just remembered that noida is an acronym for New Okhla industrial development are but Okhla is an acronym of Old karnal housing and land authority

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Eco students, law students engineering students and med students all need to be quarantined from the internet

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Clat and ailet advice from a guy who didn't crack either: run.

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@cryptidfr

4 months

@sheevaangii The jawline is soooo fake

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@cryptidfr

1 year

Corporate girlies need interventions how are y'all okay w living like this

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4 months

@AbhilashBortha5 I have no issues with Sanskrit, have studied it myself - I have family with degrees in Sanskrit literature - my simple contention is that Sanskrit is a largely liturgical language- most people don't understand it well enough for it to be useful as the medium for a safety briefing

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3 years

Calculated how much parent spent on my education and wow education has no business being this expensive wtf

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@cryptidfr

3 years

WhatsApp is SO awkward yaar why can't I like a message to end a conversation it's so awkward to always have to respond in text

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Yaar Oxford is so pretty it sucks to know I'll never get go study there lol

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@cryptidfr

3 years

The doon school to Oxbridge pipeline is real Jesus

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@cryptidfr

3 years

"veg Biryani is just pulao" is the most shitty food opinion actually, and lets me know immediately that the person in question has no idea what pulao actually is

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3 years

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@cryptidfr

2 years

People who smoke indie mint.... Why?

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4 years

100 retweets and I'll give the clat and ailet again (pls don't do this to me)

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@cryptidfr

3 years

@budhibal Lmao Bhai I live in Pune, lived in mumbai before this, tumhare khopdi mein dimaag hai ya pathhar? Aur yeh girls walking on roads at 1 am kahaan se aaya? I'm talking about afternoon naps and all shops shutting by 11 aur tum koi teesra hi random angle leke nikal pade bewakoof

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Guys omg 12th results came out I got 94 😭😭😭😭

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@cryptidfr

3 years

It's refreshing to see cbse hate on tl, and also amusing that they somehow manage to fuck over every single batch without fail

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4 months

@divyanshbhonsle Same script sure, but uhhhhhhhh turns out, my ears don't recognise scripts, who'd a thunk it

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@cryptidfr

2 years

Just saw a dude on insta wish his girlfriend mother's day..... God why must I be subject to this

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@cryptidfr

3 years

The most insane argument I heard in school was "u can only criticise the education system once you've shown you can do well in it" like????? Bro I'm criticizing it because it's structured in a way that it's basically impossible for many people to "do well"

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3 years

Hey oomfies I'm assuming most of u are already clued in to this but this felt like the appropriate time to say that I'm bi 👍

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Bro do y'all remember the national pledge, just read it again, that shit is so cultish wtf

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Idk what it is about my dog walking into the room, yawning, stretching and curling up into a little ball next to me but maybe everything isn't so bad after all

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Found this while cleaning phone memory

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Happy to report that I have read zero books in 2022, feeling very orwellian

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@cryptidfr

1 year

It's ridiculous to me how inaccessible most summer schools/part time academic programs are......like yes I'd love to study international law at Leiden University but i unfortunately don't have 1.2 lakh for fees+ how much ever tickets and cost of living four weeks in Europe are

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2 months

Fellow final year law students how do u deal with the unshakable conviction that you're going to be unemployed on the streets in 10?ish months

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@cryptidfr

3 years

People who use wallets how do u keep notes in said wallet? A B

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year.... Also, queen elizabeth was born three years before them

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Today I have discovered that this group of 3-4 cats likes to chill in my grandmother's garden, here's two that stayed still long enough to get photos

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@cryptidfr

3 years

I am 19 and haven’t touched alcohol/smoked ever. Didn’t feel it was ever necessary. Pass it on. Let’s make it cool.

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10 months

When 50-60 year old uncles are seeing through your woke act you should realise everyone knows ur a fake

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2 years

@mightbeana Listen this is good actually it's an effective tl filter

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Guys pls suggest formal/polite affirmative responses beyond yes/alright/okay/will do,,, because my chats w authority figures are always so.... Repetetive

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3 years

Cbse really went w the 30:30:40 thing.... Watch private schools all scramble to edit preboard and 21th marks to ensure 90% average for their students

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@cryptidfr

3 years

aand I'm done :)

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@cryptidfr

3 years

Progress update 1 on the bookshelf

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3 years

Guys look I'm 5'4 do u guys believe me now

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3 years

Sitaphal tries so hard to not be eaten but we still eat it

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3 years

I just don't have any photos from, and as an obvious result no photos with friends, or in pretty places, or on trips- so many memories lost because I was too conscious to get in front of a camera

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