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aaryan

@blondedicarus

5 months

a note from the desk of a newborn adult by lorde

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aaryan

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type of shit i’ve been liking since likes became private

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crying at this text my sister sent me

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i’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (i love you)

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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how many drunk cigarettes you smoked - if you offered others drunk cigarettes - if you drank just to smoke cigarettes

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everytime someone tells me theyre an international relations major i have to fight the urge to say this soooo bad

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shooting from half court

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there’s a genre of phrases that sound like they’re from the bible or like paradise lost, but really, really aren’t. like “there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others?

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craving another passionate three week situationship that we both know isnt gonna go anywhere but leaves us longing for something we can’t describe but felt intensely

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Imogen West-Knights

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5 months

there’s a genre of phrases that sound like they’re from the bible or like paradise lost, but really, really aren’t. like “there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others?

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happy teachers day and happy bday to tapan sir maths teacher (5’5”) who got sent to the principal for slapping some student then slapped the principal (6’2”) as well and quit

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season 4 kendall roy as michael corleone

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8 months

aunty wo butter knife hai

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What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

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3 years

this picture of frank ocean at his 30th birthday party

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aaryan

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20 days

hating whoever u dated at 19 is a universal experience

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i’m never deleting this app

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2 months

friEND boyfriEND girlfriEND dosa

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10 months

i like my mom’s philosophy of life

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4 months

skanks

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4 months

My boy whose personality has already been swallowed up by his girlfriend has begun to hint that his lady might be on vacation in the same city we have an upcoming bachelor party in. Same weekend! What a coincidence!

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2 years

my favourite part of the day is when she takes an afternoon nap and asks me to wake her up on time shes like “aaryan can you please wake me up by 6” like of course i can i will re establish the mughal empire and leak franks new album and play point for the lakers if you ask me to

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4 months

anytime a major political situation happens in the indian subcontinent this video is always the best source for a breakdown of events

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aaryan

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2 years

i got high with this gujarati guy and he started watching tarak mehta im crying this is peak gujju behaviour

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3 months

inside out if it was filmed inside my head

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aaryan

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2 months

hema malini u will start coughing in six days

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VIDEO | "It is very surprising, and it feels strange that she was disqualified for being 100 gm overweight. It is important to keep the weight in check. It is a lesson for all of us. I wish she should lose that 100 gm quickly but she would not get an opportunity," says BJP leader

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aaryan

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19 days

rawdogging my boys trip to goa - no phone - no talking - no boys - no goa

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24 days

WE’RE SO BACK

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2 years

@onesikka it wasn’t that bad tbh they didn’t say much lol im glad

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3 years

me in tomorrow’s exam

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real

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3 years

fawad khan in khoobsurat

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3 months

going to the gym at this time will have you 21 years old with a 48 year old best friend like damn vishal ji kahan reh gaye aaj

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aaryan

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6 months

i love lying to uber drivers yesterday i was a divorcee today i am a part of haryana’s weightlifting team tomorrow who knows

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aaryan

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4 months

there are two wolves inside me

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aaryan

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6 months

call me kafka the way i’m ruled by my existential loneliness and profound shame and my intense all consuming love for the world

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4 months

😭😭😭😭

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24 days

there are two wolves inside me

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aaryan

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2 years

thinking about frank ocean’s moonlight screenplay book prologue once again

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aaryan

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4 months

thoda bahumat miljaye toh 😅

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aaryan

@blondedicarus

3 years

i don’t know how many “6 mahine rukja meri body banne waali hai” i got left in me

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aaryan

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1 month

i fucked w him for 2 years straight he was so proud and happy to hand me back my 27/80 exam 😓 also referred to me as “yeh bacha saala bhenchod” once

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3 years

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6 months

this is where my mind peaked btw

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aaryan

@blondedicarus

2 years

Naveed Nadeem

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2 years

Quote this tweet with positive things about Pakistan. #IndependenceDay

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4 months

texting san francisco situationship back after a month saying idhar india mein once a month internet milta hai 😅

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aaryan

@blondedicarus

2 years

bhai

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aaryan

@blondedicarus

3 years

this guy is wishing happy valentines day to his car on his ig story this is the most bitchless thing ive seen today

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3 years

uber is so shameless i literally changed countries they still want my 208 rupees from 3 years ago

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4 months

good night doston

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aaryan

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3 years

me (an empath) sensing everyone in this space is bitchless

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1 year

two bland as fuck people coming together to form the most boring annoying television couple ever

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aaryan

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3 years

borrowed their spotify for 3 days and now chammak chalo is their top song of the month

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3 years

desh ke yuva kya kar rahe hain

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born to say abbey chal na bhenchod 😒forced to say good moening dadi ☺️

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4 months

restaurant waale bhi sochte honge 11 baje khulta hai yeh kutte ka bacha 11:10 pe aa jaata hai

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guy at the gym asked me if i smoked up i said yes thinking offer karega kehta “u have tattoos and piercings ofc u do” bhenchod stereotype karke chala gaya

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aaryan

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1 year

11 years of frank ocean’s open letter on tumblr

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6 months

i am going to kill myself

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aaryan

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2 years

if i go out in public and see this i will kms on the spot

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2 months

his dumbass dont know i’m about to exploit him for hinge clout 🐶💔

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aaryan

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5 months

@v7llyyy okay now we both know thats not true

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aaryan

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5 months

a cold crisp glass of diet coke with ice and half a lemon on a summer afternoon can do so much for u

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aaryan

@blondedicarus

3 years

roommate’s parents were in town they dropped by to check out his room full family walked in on me rolling a joint 👍👍👍

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aaryan

@blondedicarus

24 days

inspect element se edit kiya hai doston sorry ..

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WE’RE SO BACK

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aaryan

@blondedicarus

3 years

i cant believe this was an actual question on my calculus quiz kya chal raha hai bhai

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2 years

@lunahatesmenn lmfaooooo right like please get to the point 😭😭

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@blondedicarus

2 years

babe that’s honestly so new okhla industrial development authority of you

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aaryan

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@trapg0at the visual of this tiny man jumping to slap his giant bald lowkey jacked boss is hilarious to me

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aaryan

@blondedicarus

2 years

@LegendOfWinning look at iggy lmao

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aaryan

@blondedicarus

2 months

every couple weeks somebody comes on here and asks if other people have felt basic human emotions and it gets 100k everytime

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do you ????? ever get??????? second hand happiness?? ??? like someone????? is happy????? so you're happy????? bc they're happy ?????

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7 months

banned from aux duty bcs i played chaardiawari kms

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3 months

mary oliver

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please dont make me get a job 😭😭😭

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aaryan

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2 years

mumma has found two of my vapes now and ive somehow convinced her these are perfumes so its been cool i lowkey feel bad yaar she’s so sweet and innocent

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