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9 months

CANS OF SODA SHOULD COST 50 CENTS IN A VENDING MACHINE

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2 years

Saw a guy jogging with his hands on his hips

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3 years

Today I am three years sober

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9 months

As of today, I’ve been sober for 5 years.

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1 month

@mixedgrass666 If a squirrel leaned over and say “hey man, can you pass those pistachios?” I would do it

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1 year

My son made this and sent it to me because of how often I talk about reaping and sowing

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1 year

@punished_cait If you are a silent man during sex, you’re likely a serial killer or something I don’t know

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8 months

Time to sit like this for a while

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2 years

Found this in chip’s backpack

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5 months

Today is my 18th anniversary of being married to Jess. This morning we watched our wedding video together and cringed so hard. Anyway, here’s a picture of two children,

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6 months

Texts from my son

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2 years

Jess officially has no cancer. Biopsy came back clean. I did not talk about it before but I’m telling you now.

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10 months

In HS, jess would make me PBJ sandwiches for swim practice. Here we are in love.

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3 years

anyway ive been sober for 3 years

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1 year

Bad boy, baby

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7 months

I’ve been sober 1901 days.

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3 years

In one week I will be 3 years sober

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1 year

My red right ankle. Together half my life. Happy anniversary.

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2 years

Just in case you need to tell me and my brothers apart

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9 months

Are you having a hard Christmas? Look at me. I’m your new dad. I’m making you brisket. I’ll see you at 3.

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9 months

Merry Christmas I’m smoking a brisket

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10 months

Merry Christmas love your parents

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3 years

We went outside

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3 years

Unreal

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1 year

Teen parents, been together 17 years

GODDESS❤️‍🔥

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1 year

People make marriage sound like hell. Can I get some married couples sharing happy stuff PLS, small achievements together, memories, ANYTHING!!!

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3 years

This is the longest I’ve been sober since I started using. This is unreal. It’s a miracle.

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10 months

My mom is having a procedure to remove cancer today. Please give her your energy, whatever what looks like.

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5 months

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1 year

Happy birthday to the greatest to ever do it

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1 year

Look at these whoppers

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1 year

This is my cake which is all home made by Jess. The yellow on top is a lemon curd.

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1 year

@punished_cait I always say “I’m gonna get something fun” and then I just get a Diet Coke

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2 years

In ten days I will officially be 4 years sober.

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4 months

Happy birthday to Jess

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3 years

Ya boy got the promotion

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2 years

They took my headshot at work. Here it is.

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1 year

I started at the bottom 365 days ago. Here are the lessons I’ve learned: - it takes longer than 30, 60, 90 days - I’m stronger than I think I am - motivation waxes and wanes, it’s the habits that continue on - slow and steady is easier and sustainable

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3 years

Felix is 13 this month so I made him do a photo shoot

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2 years

For the last 6 years we have celebrated Bilbo’s birthday and the first day of fall with a delicious spread and a reading from Lord of the Rings. This is the most lavish one yet.

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2 months

I’d like to report that Thomas completed his GED today.

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2 years

The easiest way to not fight with your parents is to stop talking to them

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1 year

Hey

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3 years

We’re about to put this house on the market

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8 months

I love being in love

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3 years

Now that it’s Christmas and it’s been opened, here is the finished blanket I made for @glitter_corpse

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2 years

Me sitting in my car for a while when I get home from work

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3 months

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7 months

@rush_less New York strip steak, little bit of weed, a rack of beer is good, a nice flannel shirt, hat for favorite team

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1 year

I’ve been thinking about this a lot. I remember when I was in the midst of my addiction, I would just sob and pray that I could stop. I prayed to die. I prayed to get better. I prayed for the earth to be destroyed. It’s very different now. I love my life.

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2 months

Pretty positive I got the job

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2 months

Fingers crossed that I land this job today

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2 years

To celebrate 4 years of sobriety, I am doing unassisted dips which I have never done

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1 month

lol

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3 years

Welcome to the chat: Theodore(Teddy)

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1 year

Look who came with me to the dojo

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8 months

My valentine

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3 years

Also Jess painted this

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7 months

A party size bag of chips should be three dollars!

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7 months

Remember when I made this

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3 years

Here’s me after my Thai food adventure

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3 years

Me and indie are gonna be unicorns

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11 months

I had to leave before Jess was done with her run so I drove to where she was and met her to give her a kiss before I left. She said it made her day.

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2 years

Good morning

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3 years

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2 years

I wish I were a vegetable hanging out under the mister at the grocery store all day

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2 years

Ultimate valentine

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1 year

Imagine hearing dancing queen for the first time on cocaine

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2 months

This boy has a job

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3 years

Happy Christmas

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9 months

I’m just under 2 weeks away from my 5 year sobriety birthday and right now I’m feeling really grateful for everybody who stuck around while I got my head out of my ass. I don’t blame the people who had to make some space because I was destructive and they had to protect them.

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10 months

Hello

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1 year

I hate when it’s 2 or 3 o clock

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2 years

Just wanted to share that I finally got a job.

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2 years

Did I order these in black to celebrate making my goal? Yes.

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1 year

Yes

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2 years

Jess and I on her 17th birthday

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6 months

Alex Moskowitz

@alexrmoskowitz

6 months

what was your indiest moment? mine was probably seeing andrew bird play that free show in prospect park in like 2011

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2 years

My brother just proposed to his girlfriend during the halftime show at a bulls game and now I’m crying

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1 year

Ignore my other pictures. This is my “Travis, age 35” pic.

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3 years

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1 year

Happy birthday to me. I’m the baddest man alive.

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1 year

225x10 happy birthday to me

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3 years

I got jess this mandolin for Christmas. Here’s her playing it.

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3 years

I’m going to kill you pov

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1 year

Same guy 7 years later

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1 year

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8 months

From our walk

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2 years

Look what Jess made

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6 months

5 years ago I graduated from rehab

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2 years

4 years ago, I went to rehab. That changed my life.

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2 years

If I were a shorts designer, my assistant would come to me and say “do these shorts please you, sire?” Without looking up, I say “shorter.”

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9 months

Mornin

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2 years

The guy at the front desk said “is black lodge a band?” and then I had to explain twin peaks to this 23 year old guy.

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3 years

Chip made a spin-off of dnd called orcs and arrows

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1 year

Thank you to everyone who has pushed me and cheered me on. Thank you to Jess who hugged me when I thought I wasn’t enough and thank you to me for trying again and again and again.

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2 years

I dream of quitting my job and becoming a house husband but also Jess would be a house wife. We’d be a house couple and somehow we would have money,

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1 year

When I smell a cigarette on the wind, that’s a treat for me

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3 months

I know this has been brought up before but bro my mom is just a girl. Like I saw her dancing at my brothers wedding yesterday and she was like a teenager again.

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