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He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored | Self-confessed weirdo magnet | Magrathean | Pastafarian | Haemoglobinarian

nipaluna (Hobart, Tasmania)
Joined November 2010
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8 years
"The universe is vast and awesome.. For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." - Carl Sagan
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4 years
Sir Ian McKellen's protest sign..
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4 years
Annual orange tree shake in Valencia..
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1 year
Good. Fuck off, then..
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4 years
Taming a cat 101
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4 years
A guy records a Soyuz launch from an insanely close distance..
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3 years
Norman Swan on the ABC Breakfast Pogram just now: "60 year olds.. get the AstraZeneca now! If you wait too much longer, you'll be waiting in a Pfizer cue behind 12 year olds!" @ABCNews
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4 years
This is Harry. This is his bathroom and toilet paper now..
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3 years
During their breeding season, Australian Magpies will swoop those who approach their nests. However, these magpies can recognize at least 100 different people and are much less likely to swoop individuals they have befriended..
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2 years
"Nine of the sixteen Hillsong Church campuses in the US have withdrawn from the organisation since the latest scandal featuring Brian Houston. They're setting up churches of their own.." #TheDrum
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4 years
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1 year
The cat saved by search and rescue teams in Turkiye from wreckage has not been leaving the rescue workers for days. Wherever they go, he goes with them.. [u/tinyblackberry-]
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3 years
Bill Murray was Letterman’s first and last guest..
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1 year
Anne of many, many gables
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4 years
Rescued Leopard absolutely LOVES getting scritches!
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9 years
Here's a duckling feeding some fish..
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3 years
This bridge in The Netherlands..
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3 years
When you’re the last cat made for the day and there’s no matching parts left..
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3 years
When your code throws an error, but you didn't write error handling..
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20 days
First time pouring rainbow shots [solateor]
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4 years
[Infographic] Market share percentage of browsers 1995 - 2019
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3 years
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5 years
@KKeneally @BridgetOFlynn @australian haha, now THIS is how to use Twitter!
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2 years
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1 year
More shrinkflation - Don sneakily reducing contents by 20% whilst keeping same price and packet size..
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4 years
another fun infographic from u/PieChartPirate Most Popular Mobile Operating Systems 2000 - 2020
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3 years
The owl bucket..
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4 years
Smart design for locking a gate
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3 years
It's never too late to acknowledge the reality that urban highways are a fixable mistake..
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3 years
The deer of Nara, Japan are so polite..
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3 years
my favourite from @MrLovenstein
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3 years
I like the cut of your jib, New Zealand..
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11 years
The Tony Abbott election clock.. no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no
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3 years
That went over like a lead balloon..
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3 years
Costumed man who claims to have special powers meets Spiderman.. #MadAsHell
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2 years
That 'Twice In A Lifetime' episode of @TheOrville on the @SBS last night was a master-piece of sci-fi story telling congrats @SethMacFarlane
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3 years
I accidentally searched Corgi Ship instead of Cargo Ship, I was not disappointed..
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1 year
Tried to take a panoramic picture of the Eiffel Tower today, it went surprisingly well! [u/opposedVillainy40]
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4 years
Found my Christmas ornament for this year.
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4 years
Skeleton get a covid test
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3 years
Why is "Lunch Debt" even a thing that is allowed to exist?
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4 years
Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress levels by 17%
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3 years
When the radio plays "Let Me Love You (Until you learn to love yourself)" but can't fit it all on the screen
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3 years
This cat on a sheep, though.. via u/Caliluxun
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Little owl gets head scratches.. via u/lmaosmh
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2 years
"China wins gold in world peek-a-boo championships.." #MadAsHell
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3 years
you what now?
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Best Christmas decoration of all time.. via u/jason544770
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The 'Easy Meal Solutions' section is filled with nothing but cake and wine..
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3 years
December 5, 2000..
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6 years
Grant Denyer throwing serious shade at the Channel Ten execs who cancelled his show whilst accepting the Most Popular Presenter award, haha #Logies
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9 months
Adorable Baby Kookaburra Demonstrates its Signature Laugh [homebrewedicetea]
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5 months
David Speers and his "you're not saying exactly what I want you to say so I will rudely interrupt you until you do" style of interviewing #Insiders
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2 years
Remember when supermarkets had the coffee grinders in the aisle?
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3 years
Mount Fuji seen from airplane..
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cat discovers physics..
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2 years
fair question..
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The moment colour TV started in different countries around the world..
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3 years
The Golden Tortoise Beetle, native to Southeast Asia..
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Giving a thirsty squirrel some water..
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9 months
Non Australians "So you have kangaroos hopping down the main streets in your cities?" "No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous.." Meanwhile, outside a bedroom window
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"Philanthropy is nice, but it can only ever be the icing on the cake. It can never be the cake!" I love you, @JaneCaro #TheDrum
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The Internet..
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3 years
Haircutter got this after serving a customer with dementia.. via u/Informal-Ride9351
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Even doggo knows you can't move once the cat gets comfortable..
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James Earl Jones, 1961. Photographer Carl Van Vechten from “Living Portraits: Color Photographs of African Americans 1939–1964.”
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Inviting a Knitter to Ramen night..
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The Scottish are such a poetic race of people, though..
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Typical Australian phone booth..
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yeah Tom Gleeson killed the Logies for good
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CONFIRMED | TV WEEK Logie Awards cancelled again Read More ->
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I know, we were promised flying cars by now, but.. this'll do! [IamJACKSventedSPLEEN]
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4 years
(1987) On the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once "let out a 16-second fart and brought production to a standstill." Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said "Are you OK, André?" to which André replied, "I am now boss.."
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4 years
Snow Leopard Assaults An Innocent Cabbage
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Cockatoo doesn't understand personal space..
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This is the way..
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Stealing the moon..
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Gotta love physics.. [u/qasqaldag]
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7 years
Out here nothing changes Not in a hurry anyway. You feel the endlessness With the coming of the light of day.. #TheGhan
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4 years
Birbs cleaning the neighbourhood..
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3 years
I really don't want to see pictures of the kids who died, thanks. And shame on the news outlets scanning through facebook to get those "scoops"
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4 years
@nytimes @Chrisquirk Why? Have they done something illegal?
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4 years
In southern Japan, there is a train station in the middle of nowhere, with no entrance or exit. You get off, but you can't go anywhere and, to leave, you have to wait for the next train..
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4 years
This dude needs to learn about personal space and keeping in your own lane and shiz like that..
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This excellent home security camera that picks up every movement..
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"Laura Tingle isn't having any of your shit" on Mike's shirt 😂🤣 #Insiders #TalkingPictures
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Harsh, but fair..
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2 years
They didn’t think this design all the way through..
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@Foone Did you ever see one of these? It's a tape deck for converting tapes to digital. I only used it twice 😂🤣
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How to fix holes in clothing
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2 years
Gyroscopic self-levelling pool table on a cruise ship.. [u/da_grownup_kid]
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New Zealand's Cook Straight captured from the International Space Station..
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3 years
And here is a new cat on a curved LEG-screen in Tokyo's Cross Space near the Shinjuku train station.. via u/boykob
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4 years
@adambspencer @Wolfie_Rankin Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
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Tonight's Federal Budget in a nutshell: "We know that most of you are poor, but if you vote for us, you'll be slightly less poor for a few weeks, but then after a while, you'll just be poor again and we'll still be in power for another 4 years."
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