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Today, My lovely 30 year old eldest son was hit by a train. He is clinically brain dead. Currently on a ventilator but there is no hope. He will be on an end of life path. Devastated. We all loved him so much. ❤️

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@PeteNorth303 Lockdown proved that the economy we live in can function perfectly well with people working remotely.

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I can't reply to everyone who has commented on my post about my son. I appreciate the kindness and support that has been sent my way. At the moment they have delayed turning off life support until the morning so he is still with us in body until then.

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Thank you for all the prayers wishes and support. We will be saying goodbye today. He will be operated on for organ donation. ❤️

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@wwiqtest The first part of the IQ test is not clicking the link.

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@TVKev How anyone could possibly think that a Labour Government could be any worse than the current shower, totally baffles me.

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@MAIL99FIGHTER @TheFigen_ Did they have flat monitors in the 3rd century?

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@Yoda4ever This is why I prefer cats. The cat would saunter off in a different direction.

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@SoVeryBritish Anne Hathaway nudes

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@IanBlandThatsMe Thanks. I wasn't going to post anything but I felt the need to cry out. Theres nothing anyone can say really, we just have to deal with it in our own way. Grief is a horrible process.

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@Ohmaggie2022 @Sistah_Space @ManduReid @SuzanneEJacob It would have been easier if she'd have just said my "parents were from the Caribbean" and got on with it for the sake of equanimity. But so many people don't do this these days and are always seeking conflict.

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@Kit_Yates_Maths @BBCNews Two different meanings - I think they mean't the second definition here:

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@gnuman1979 A baby Gorn

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@MattWallace888 If I bought a company for $44 billion, I certainly wouldn't give away control on the basis of a Twitter poll..

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@elbow112 The Micra was stupid for pulling out, but the driver had plenty of time to brake and stop.

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RIP Matt Jones 28/01/1994-06/05/2024 ❤️✝️

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@markmaycot Are the council paying Just Stop Oil to stop people going through these blockades now?

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@gnuman1979 I saw the Outspan orange car once.

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@HHillespie @KonstantinKisin HappyHillespie, doesn't sound very happy..

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@TheOnlyGuru Tik Tok just seems to be full of self obsessed narcissists.

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@SilvioTattiscon Judging by his sense of humour, I'd say that this was done with a massive tongue in cheek.

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@gnuman1979 It reminds me of a Doctor Who story in the 70s about giant maggots. The Green Death.

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@pawfecthouse_co "UnWelcome" mat

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@AvonandsomerRob The planet might be getting warmer, but this is largely because we are in an interglacial period. The activity of the Sun will also affect this. It's not man made. We might cause pollution and degrade the environment, but when it comes to global warming our effect is minimal.

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@BLAIMGame It was a dummy resuscitation.

Medical dummy told me he is voting Labour, Keir Starmer jokes

The Labour leader talked to students and staff in the Department of Health Sciences at the University of York.

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@364690 There was a time when people made allowances for the older generation when they may not have handled race issues delicately. But these days, it's instant defenestration. There is no forgiveness in the world today.

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@WonderW97800751 I think some one is playing with their food out of shot.

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@hearnimator It's actually a costume from the Wall which is a parody of fascism and he's done the same for the past 40 years. I don't agree with his antisemitism, but the Nazi costume and props are supposed to be anti-Nazi (for context).

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@gnuman1979 I know it's a racoon, but reminded me of this..

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@richardosman Why is there a bloke in the audience with a traffic cone on his head?

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We are saying goodbye to my son Matthew today. It's his funeral. ❤️

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@labourloyalist Sorry to hear that. It just struck me though how the word malevolence must have originated from male violence. It sounds like your daughters partner is quite malevolent.

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@Craig_Simpson_ When Orwell said "Every book re-written" I hadn't expected it to come true in the West, but it has.

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@AJEnglish How can a washed up marker buoy be such a mystery to people?

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@ronin19217435 What's the conspiracy supposed to be here anyway?

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@PolitlcsUK @DavidPBMaddox Who do they think would win an election that they haven't already tried and do they think another unelected PM will wash with the public?

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@EricIdle

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@realsb4feelings Should we support a fellow European democracy against a more powerful aggressor? Yes. It's not just for Ukraine, it's for Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia or Finland who would be next.

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@NoContextBrits Looks like it's going to rain..

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@BornAKang It's an otter. What do they think it's going to do them? Gnaw them to death?

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@AvonandsomerRob Sorry, but he just doesn't know when to wind his neck in. Most people go about their business every day without calling people paedos. Fox is just a compulsive in replying to Tweets or news items that most people would just let go.

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@Thewearyadvent1

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@MaryMargOlohan She's obviously been complained about which is why the police were here. And the police officer said other incidents, so she has done it before. We aren't getting the full picture and the police imo behaved reasonably as she wasn't giving any information as to why she was there.

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@GT27719917 Thanks. We don't think it was suicide. It could have been, but he was out drinking late. Think it was a drunken mishap.

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@PaulEmbery I find it odd that these protestors are obviously well funded and provided with so much courtesy by the police. It's almost as if they are state backed protesters, moreover they have the same tactics abroad, so possibly UN/WEF backed - which would explain the police approach.

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@OGRolandRat These train lines no longer use signals. They use virtue signals instead.

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@benonwine The BBC

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@itvnews @RishiSunak @PaulBrandITV Why didn't ITV schedule the interview for after the D-Day celebrations? It seems a bit of a stitch up - admittedly mostly of Sunak's making, but ITV could have saved his blushes by moving the interview.

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@GBNEWS I think that Penny Mordaunt stole the show, she certainly enhanced her reputation.

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@AllisonPearson My theory is that the young spend all day on social media reading how racist America is and they equate the same with Britain. However, the demographics of the UK and the US are totally different so can't be compared in that way.

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@Trailer_Swift69 @carolinenokes The left today are the equivalent of what Mary Whitehouse was in the 70s. The only people that used to complain about cultural phenomena such as this were the "Outraged from Tonbridge Wells" types. The same happens today, but it's the opposite political spectrum.

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@AvonandsomerRob I've no problem with this, if it means that millionaires who live off profits from property and don't pay much income tax, start contributing to the pot, which is what this is actually for.

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@cold957 This sort of architecture.

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@historyrock_ Seconds Out - Genesis

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@YakCarnt Yeah they love a PDP, employers these days. I'm 54 and a guy I work with is in his sixties and it's the same for us. What do they really expect our plan to be? So you just go through the ritual every year of saying you'll learn this, that and the other, but not actually doing it.

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@Spy5Wire @GBNEWS I think that they ignore Geography in schools now. It is probably racist.

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@Redpanda73 @PeteNorth303 Yet the people on my local high street might have had an up turn in business.

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@AvonandsomerRob I bought a car from Cinch over 6 months ago and I've had absolutely no problems with it. I'd say it's as reliable as buying a car from any franchise. You just have to take a bit of a punt, but you can return it within the first 14 days if you don't like it.

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@O17A03 @timmyvoe Just goes to show that Twitter opinion does not reflect the wider public opinion.

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@debbiebarnes66 Immigration was never going to go down due to Brexit. Our entire economic model is based on bringing in more migrant workers. There aren't enough Brits that want to do menial jobs. All we've done is swapped European workers, for ones outside of Europe.

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@BohemianAtmosp1 My other half had Covid last week, we have both had 3 jabs. Won't take any more as the information is obviously out of date and the Government aren't including having had the virus as a means of immunity. Which it obviously is. Why are they ignoring this?

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@ReturnofR Another vote for Yes

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@BadVaccineTakes Some people who believe in vaccine harms seem to think that you can't die of anything else.

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@Glinner It's him isn't it?

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@BSmithBenS Do they not understand people sitting not in the middle of the bench?

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@MLovetube2 I just checked google street view and there's now a big blurred out blob where the house would be, so they've obviously censored it after this.

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@gnuman1979 Cats can survive falls from great heights, but I think that one might be too high.

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@KonstantinKisin What I don't understand is why the State go out of their way to enforce these untruths.

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@GBNEWS The fact that the media aren't specific about cause of death, just leaves it wide open for internet speculation.

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@LeftStoke Every time cars behind go over a bump in the road, it looks like they are flashing their headlights, so half the time you wonder if you've done something wrong or there is something wrong with the car..

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@nickdixoncomic The thing with Vlad was, he didn't live in a time of mass transit. If more people were available to him at the time, I'm sure that he could have impaled a larger number than he did.

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@SilvioTattiscon I bet the rider had a twirly moustache and a man bun.

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@MugginsMrs I really appreciate all of the replies from you and everyone. There is a lot of kindness on Twitter if you look in the right places. x

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@troonytoons

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@ArchRose90 Probably because the production team are about Mizzy's age (relatively speaking) and probably spend all of their time on TikTok, so to them this is relevant news.

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@LittleBoats2020 This is like 1984, where "every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted." What right have the publishers to do this?

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@KTHopkins @BBCRadio2 It hasn't been said outright that Steve took his own life. I admire your honesty here as everyone else is skirting around the subject. RIP Steve.

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@benonwine There's a van parked in the end sport and looks like it has room in the parking space, so why can't the rangerover to the same. Also, he could have parked in one of the spots that didn't have a car next to it.

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@ali__samson Adviser: "But Prime Minister, if you try to catch a rugby ball and drop it, won't there be headlines about you not being a safe pair of hands?" Sunak: "It'll be fine"...

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@TransHomophobes So adding phobic to anything is immediately supposed to make you change your mind?

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@Spy5Wire How to get the majority of the population on your side. Pander to every minority group going. Yes, that'll work.

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@AwfullyAmusing Trying to pause it like I was watching Basic Instinct..

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@NoContextBrits I haven't drunk it for years, but remember this ad from the 80s. #RIPLILT

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@LOVillaJavea When you see stuff that doesn't make sense, like the wholesale price going down but consumer prices rising, you can only come to the conclusion that this a green policy to make us use less energy. We are being centrally controlled.

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@BBCNews What right do we have to tell Qatar how to run their country (and culture and religion for that matter).

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@Spy5Wire The only reason that the far left would want refugees here, is because the right don't want them. It's just opposition for opposition sake. What about jobs for British workers and fair pay? Immigration brings this down.

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@jpxan71 "Well, not since I've had a stroke" is one of the best replies I've heard for a while.. 🤣

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@LeoKearse They always said that Camel's would kill you eventually..

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I promise I won't keep posting maudlin tweets about my Son. My original post had many replies that were really lovely and supportive. I thank everyone for this with my heart. x

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What a tragic month this has been. My son died 5 weeks ago tomorrow, my partner found out she has lung cancer and will need an op and she just found out today that her brother has died. He was 65 and died of a stroke, but it's still a shock. It's ridiculous really.

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@Planet_Belfast @itvnews @RishiSunak @PaulBrandITV It's been truly self destructive for the Tory Party.

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@markthehibby I've googled it, it's short for Construction Industry Scheme.

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@AndrewPRLevi It really, really isn't a coincidence.

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@NoContextBrits Killed by several accidents is a good one.

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@rebecca_morgan It's a pink rainbow. Here was one from 2017:

Rare 'pink rainbow' spotted in sky over Bristol

The optical illusion is caused by a regular rainbow and a sunset happening at the same time.

www.bbc.co.uk

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@joerichlaw Sounds like a fair policy to me. The richest will already have other pensions or investments to cover their old age. It obviously depends where the threshold is set.

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