Christoph Rehage @crehage Twitter profile

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Christoph Rehage

7 months

As readers of my blog might know, I recently finished walking home from China to Germany. Took a few years. Now I'm thinking about making a few videos to reply to some of the questions or thoughts you might have. So here it is: #AskMeAnything 🎉

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@jk_rowling This only makes sense if you assume that the trans-movement is now in a similar position of power as the patriarchy in the early 20th century.

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@jk_rowling I'm going to ignore my fellow dudes on here who claim that the trans community is more powerful than us men because someone somewhere got fired for misgendering a trans person. It's an undignified, bad faith argument.

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@pixelatedboat this must be that "genius" those twitter blue tesla drivers keep telling me about

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@Saberhagendaaz @HamHock42 failed... men? 🤯

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@michaeljknowles So cute, here's another one! 🥹

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@kim omg you're tweeting his aSsAsSiNaTiOn CoOrDiNaTeS

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@engineers_feed Just sit the fuck down everyone.

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@ask_aubry the other flexes are bad, but "for your sake let's hope we don't meet on the street" is a truly disturbing thing to say

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@engineers_feed Amazing to see how many of us dudes in here a) have apparently never had to clean a bathroom, b) think it's the epitome of manliness to pee standing up.

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BITTE TEILEN: KABUTZE WEG! TLTR: Mann wandert von China nach Deutschland. In München (600km vor dem Ziel) wird sein Handwagen, die Kabutze, von einer Hausmeisterei "entsorgt". Bitte um Hilfe. /1

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@ask_aubry That word "bred" is one of the most cringy and disgusting concepts these trad fash dudes have. Imagine walking around being the result of your dad at some point thinking the word "breed". I'd rather he just loved my mom. Honestly, these people make me embarrassed to be a man.

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@TechBurritoUno was the banana ok?

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So Chinese Uber rival Didi apparently listens to conversations of passengers and drivers and warns them not to talk about "sensitive topics"? Sounds unbelievable at first. But it's Xi Jinping's China Dream. And other users are sharing similar experiences.

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美丽的新世界：

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@RogerJStoneJr Love it! Here's another one! 🥹

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"We don't want a dictatorship, we want democracy! We don't want a leader, we want voting ballots! We stand with the people of Xinjiang! We stand with the women of Iran!" I am literally in tears right now. ❤️

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🔥🔥上海烏魯木齊中路……人民高喊：不要獨裁要民主！不要領袖要選票！我們和新疆人在一起！我們也和伊朗婦女在一起！💪總加速師這下油門直接踩到底了！

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@healthbyjames twitter blue lol also:

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@healthbyjames Weird how the date keeps changing… and how he’s been housebound but able to be out on the town both past Christmas seasons 🤔

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@ask_aubry he's the "leader" of... his sister?

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What I don't understand is this: if Perry is armed and he can kill Foster because Foster is armed, couldn't Foster also kill Perry because Perry is armed? So everyone can be armed and kill everyone who is armed?

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I love all the rightwingers saying Daniel Perry was entitled to murder BLM protester Garrett Foster, as Foster was carrying an AK-47. But under Texas law, open carry is legal. So maybe get rid of open carry, and get rid of 'stand your ground' laws, and we avoid all these deaths!

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@ask_aubry "someone's son"?

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@L_A_D_J @TheHoneyMa yeah also it's bullshit "medieval people" not seasoning because of classism lmao

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@Teslaconomics @elonmusk twitter blue lol

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@jk_rowling To the women who are arguing in good faith I would like to say: it should be possible to raise awareness for your worries and to think about new solutions (maybe a third restroom option?) without being condescending or outright mean to a marginalized community.

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@jordanbpeterson Tate: operates a scam business with women being held against their will in his house in Romania: Peterson: "the beauty and the beast!"

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@davenewworld_2 If Jessie Pinkman was at war with his own dick.

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So This Happened #BackstreetBoys

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@Ellyzhang666 vietnam defeated the us AND THEN defeated china lol

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@ask_aubry eric needs a therapist and a friend, in that order

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@EuphoriTori it was never about pronouns for them

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This kind of performative ethnicity for the sake of entertainment is part of the semiotics of imperialism. Cultural identity outside of the hegemonial group becomes "hyper-real" as it vanishes behind its own symbolic performance.

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@cornicelliny @POTUS Woke Robert Cornicelli REFUSES to include Jesus, Maria, Joseph, the Three Wise Men, or at AT LEAST SANTA in his "Christmas Wish"! He promotes a grinning dog instead. Wokeness is a disease.

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@Wayne49252139 @ZDFheute ideologie vor gesundheit wurde gerade abgeschafft, wayne

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I sit in my yard. #YesThisMeansNewPostUp #TheLongestSit #TheLongestWay

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@ask_aubry doodledeedudebro in the lands of the east, looking for virgins who will let him teach them maths:

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@onlyconclusion @jk_rowling I am asking you not to be mean to marginalized people, marina.

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Seems like dude really had enough of sucking up to the CCP lol

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Some Asian Americans may be surprised by this clip of a Malaysian comedian cracking jokes at China’s expense. A reminder of the ambivalence Southeast Asia feels about Beijing:

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@Western_Trad this might be your dumbest take yet

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@joelw_762 @pslnational "We have a right to demand that Ukraine stop existing."

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@onlyconclusion @jk_rowling your perception of biology, sex, or gender aside, the patriarchy does not consider trans people of any kind as regular members - only cis dudes are

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@TheHoneyMa twitter blue lol also: no

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@EladNehorai joe rogan listeners are dumbasses

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@L_A_D_J @Independent i think he is rightly worried that the thing in his right hand is pointy/sharp

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Danke fürs Teilen, Liken, oder einfach nur fürs Lesen /8

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my dude @jordanbpeterson is a man who will stop mid-sentence and look up in the air to try to find *the most precise* word with which to build a sentence that is so utterly and incomprehensibly stupid

bad_stats 🕜💵🖨️🕣

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nothing new here but i love me some Peterson metaphysics - what's "real" is what leads us away from Hell - that's what's "real" because it is what makes you live your life the most fully - we know Hell is real because [example of suffering on earth]

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@ask_aubry Commander Jonty, totally not being a fucking creep while smelling 16-year-old girls:

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I will never tire of this.

Darius Longarino 龙大瑞

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Over the weekend, security at a Zhang Huimei concert in Beijing stopped many fans from entering because their clothes or items they were carrying had rainbow designs.

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Meine Frage an alle Münchner: wisst Ihr, wie ich sie wiederkriegen kann? Könnt Ihr helfen? Kennt Ihr Leute bei den Abfallwirtschaftsbetrieben? Wisst Ihr, was ich tun soll? Ich bin bis morgen Abend leider nicht in München. Und ich weine. /7

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Heute war sie dann WEG, und die Hausmeisterei teilte auf Nachfrage nur mit, dass sie sie "entsorgt" hätten. Es ist kaum zu glauben: die Kabutze ist mit mir von China bis nach Deutschland gekommen und wurde dann in München, so nah vor dem Ziel, ohne Vorwarnung "entsorgt". /5

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@Kno @Saberhagendaaz @HamHock42 kudos, totally got me 👍🏼

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5 months

funny how on my timeline English-language Twitter is sharing articles by dudes who went to China one time and saw a bunch of EVs and concluded that they are the best while Chinese-language Twitter is sharing footage of EVs in China bursting into flames, one after the other

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@GavinWax Cuuuuuute!

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Liebe Münchner, ich bin seit Sommer 2016 von China bis nach Deutschland gelaufen. Tausende von Kilometern, alles zu Fuß. Dabei wurde ich einmal mit einem Gewehr bedroht, zweimal von Autos angefahren, zweimal von Hunden gebissen und mehrmals von den Behörden festgesetzt. /2

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@rogerwaters Save Ukraine by giving it to the genocidal dictator next door. You're either evil or stupid or both.

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@wanderluster34 @JannesTessmann no need to hyperventilate

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@JhnAdmz @MeidasTouch twitter blue lol

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@whyyoutouzhele 前几天库尔德人被枪杀事件

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@ChudsOfTikTok "Now, the un-canceling begins."

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@Western_Trad twitter blue lol

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Jackie Chan is scum, and more and more people need to hear it.

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看看成龙有多恶心🤢🤮

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Hier ist meine Website: Ich ziehe beim Laufen einen Handwagen (die Kabutze) mit meinem Gepäck hinter mir her. Wir sind Freunde. In München habe ich sie in der Nähe des Kurfürstenplatzes in Schwabing bei einer Freundin im Innenhof abgestellt. /4

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Ich nehme an, sie ist auf einem Wertstoffhof gelandet. Ich habe eine Email geschrieben. Aber ich weiss nicht, ob das reicht. /6

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China is on Russia's side. China is on Russia's side. China is on Russia's side. China is on Russia's side. China is on Russia's side. China is on Russia's side. China is on Russia's side. China is on Russia's side.

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Chinese singer Wang Fang, who sang at the ruins of a drama theater in Mariupol, calls the Ukrainian military "Nazis" and accuses them of "killing the children of Donbas" Her husband is Zhou Xiaoping, who is a Chinese official and a member of the Chinese Communist Party. He, as

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@bespokehuman @jk_rowling that's delusional, sorry

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Ich wurde bestohlen und lag zweimal im Krankenhaus, und vor zwei Wochen kam ich dann endlich auf meinem Weg in München an. Von hier sind es nur noch 600km bis zu meinem Ziel in Bad Nenndorf bei Hannover. Alles easy, dachte ich. /3

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@mfa_russia @RusBotschaft @germania_online @GermanyDiplo @GER_OSCE @RussianEmbassy @RusEmbUSA @RussiaUN German here: we literally did a HOLOCAUST before and during the bombing of Dresden. Most of us Germans agree that #NeverForget applies to the Holocaust first and foremost. My question is: What exactly did Ukraine do to Russia to deserve being bombed by you?

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How DARE Iranian store owners not open their shops when ageing dictator Khamenei wills it?

ثنا ابراهیمی | Sana Ebrahimi

@__Injaneb96

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They are putting pressure on store owners on strike using threats and marking their closed doors just like #Nazis . They're calling them separatists, which is a way to get them into jail and give them crazy sentences easier. Isfahan, Iran. #IranRevolution #MahsaAmini

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@benedict_rs their moms cook for them

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@DrewPavlou @runningatnight bro is a literal nazi

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@SideOverride @engineers_feed cleaning my own bathroom, am i

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@BeijingPalmer this (and the fact that they haven't touched the burial mound) is among the things that i find truly impressive about whoever is in charge self-discipline must be all the more difficult with cadres breathing down your neck to create tourist value

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@onlyconclusion @jk_rowling at least own it

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@GRDecter twitter blue* lol *financial advice from someone who paid money for this shit

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@deathcookies @L_A_D_J @TheHoneyMa wtf is this comment?

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@theguyinahoody @engineers_feed i usually vacate my bowels while i'm running full speed into a volcano

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So Georgian protestors are now "neocons" and "nationalists" because they carry the Georgian flag and sing the anthem at the protests. Two questions arise. 1) What about the European flag and anthem then? 2) Which other symbols should they have used? Hammer and fucking sickle?

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@SideOverride @engineers_feed you dudes would pee in your own mouths if someone told you it was the "masculine" thing to do lol

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1 year

Update: Keine Spur der Kabutze im Wertstoffhof München Nymphenburg. @AWM_Muenchen Was tun?

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Fuck Putin. Fuck the Soviet Union. Fuck the Russian Empire.

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When you have absolutely NOTHING to say about the things people in your host country care for, and yet you want to say something, anything:

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if you wanna help out please upvote my reddit post: thanks everyone, i appreciate it

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@Biz_Ukraine_Mag OMG. Trump: "there are things you can say to each one of them - which i won't reveal now - which will guarantee that this war will end immediately." If you think there are things that can end the war this easily then WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU TELL THEM TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT?

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@FilmThePoliceLA tbh this was kinda cute

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@Wrdlbrmpfd_Wrdl @Perowinger94 und wir fahren mit dem deutschlandticket nur zum kiffen an den baggersee oder was

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whenever you hear Azerbaijan use the words "ancient" or "temples" beware:

Նաիրա ೃ⁀➷ ♡ ͎. ｡˚

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Armenians saying Farewell to their ancestral Dadivank monastery and homeland before getting forcibly displaced by Azerbaijan For the first time in 3,000 years, there are no Armenians left in Artsakh.

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@marta_zboralska is this a text about someone (with slavic eyes) talking about LULA LANDRY while doing the LAUNDRY? class!

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@realchasegeiser twitter blue lol also: no

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@onlyconclusion @jk_rowling tbh i am a bit disappointed because i think some of your points are in good faith, but then you keep doubling down on this kind of bullying

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@basedinparadise @ArmandDoma a guy with an FDR avatar talking about a "communist takeover" in the us, and how americans can "learn from dengxiaoping" how to deal with that is... really something

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Why do so many things in China have to be like this? A clown show sprinkled with sadism.

李老师不是你老师

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网友投稿在微信视频号刷到一个演习视频，具体时间不详但是可以看出，有关部门已经就如何应对举白纸等行为进行了针对性训练。

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@nicolediekmann "ich bin kein arsch - das ist mein beruf" lol

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@NiMingda_GG Japanese capitulation: 1945. Founding of the PRC: 1949. Start of the famine: 1958. Please do tell us how exactly you think tens of millions of innocent Chinese people ended up starving to death?

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what a fucking douche

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.⁦ @elonmusk , on ⁦ @theallinpod ⁩: “I think I understand China well…” Then proceeds to compare Taiwan to Hawaii: “an integral part of China that is arbitrarily not part of China” He’s repeating CCP talking points with no mention of US interests.

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@KatrinaPanova @MrSollozzo @SBakerMD @CarniClemenza @NoahRyanCo twitter blue lol

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It's my birthday in like an hour or so. If you wanna make me happy please keep posting about the #IranRevolution !

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@Locusmortiis @jk_rowling no, they are not

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@tslatedd @boo twitter blue lol also: your name is literally TESLA TED dude

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Shanghai Daily columnist and CCP-shill Andy Boreham cozying up to the Western far right, exhibit 198964:

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China is so thoroughly fucked:

The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动

@TGTM_Official

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Xi Jinping thought enters the womb which will make the fetus move vigorously. #TheGreatTranslationMovement

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@GavinWax 😂 cope

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Auf meinem Weg zurück nach Minga. Über das Schicksal der Kabutze gibt es nichts neues. Sie soll im Wertstoffhof Nymphenburg verschwunden sein. Dort weiss man von nichts. Einige sagen, ich solle Anzeige erstatten. Ich will aber doch einfach nur mit der Kabutze weiterlaufen! 😭

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@ConspiracyBull1 I like how this depicts Russians as medieval though.

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