I couldn’t help but wonder... was
#CuomosMTA
just like any other New York City man? The one that rarely shows up when you need them and takes you nowhere.
reading everyone's farewell tweets from last night while the app is still up and running this morning 😭 there's truly never been anything with greater comedic value in all of human history !!
now when looking for rental apartments in new york city, be sure to add "i could get quarantined here unexpectedly for months" to your list of requirements.
the data has been steadily rolling in and it seems increasingly likely that my new therapist and i live on the same block and share the same late night bodega
ok this does make me nostalgic for the time my grandma let me pick out shiny platform flat sneakers at walmart until my aunt made me clean them and return them bc they were "girl" shoes ... it was a slay if only for an instant
i'm having full body chills realizing emma chamberlain's comeback video subverts what it means to be an influencer by having everyday people influence what she does in a day... her VLOGPOP could mean anything !!
i biked all of central park and then took myself out to a solo birthday lunch at my favorite rat infested, republican owned upper west side italian restaurant ❤️
the nextdoor app experience is simply a notification every couple of days that says "watch out for THIS dog that killed my dog" and for that i'm grateful