𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻 @cowboyparable Twitter profile

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

pumpy patch today!

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

@RealSexyCyborg @DANGLYEARRINGZ @aginnt super cool that twitter thinks anything positive abt china is disinfo

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

10 months

@dollbunyan then you could text her too

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

@DANGLYEARRINGZ @RealSexyCyborg @aginnt yeah it seems like it’s literally designed to steer you away from reading the article

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

all I have done is hot girl suffer

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

@__FineChina__ @arymsway_ I really hope bro’s shoes just twisted off his foot, you know they’re not giving this man workman’s comp

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

4 years

@killdads he knew what he did

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

@RealSexyCyborg @DANGLYEARRINGZ @aginnt and like 100% of fox news content is american propaganda. we have all of china’s problems plus our own, and their kids aren’t being forced into lunch debt.

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

@robinathefirst @imbobswaget the way her dramatic ass yelled “seeing you with her makes me want to SIT ON A KNIFE!”

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

7 months

vigorous and healthy 8lb baby girl! also lindsey eating the best cheeseburger of her life

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@colesenjoyer same for pink lmao

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

good lord cher in witches of eastwick

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

@marcwolf60 @alecrobbins @foozzzball listen man this isn’t reddit get to the point. stop writing like that.

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

@bitchrespecter @superloafcat beat you by a day

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

5 years

my knick my knack my paddy and my whack

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@Gregwu9292 @PicturesFoIder I think the correct answer has the blank

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

@quakerraina where the hell did he get the leather tunic tho?

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@saint_morg seminole wars are an interesting topic here too, lots of Black folks escaping into Spanish territory during that time and that’s where Black folks were supposed to be given land before Lincoln’s assassination

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

4 years

@rcohenn @theashleyray @verymimi lmaooooo this is a true narcissist at work

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

10 months

@hausofriya I promise you the response only shows their vulnerability, shows of force like this are designed to deter use of force not to perpetrate it because then they wouldn’t be able to control the sequence of events and there’s nothing they’re more careful about than their hegemony

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@diabloelnino @lilbacku @GyozaEater @BGarcN2 no you’re just getting insanely ripped off on rent, just wait until you find out what people with mortgages pay

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

5 years

I need my brain smoothed

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

personally I love the collective horny energy of spring

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

10 months

there she is! she has my nose!!!

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@Platonotov here’s a good study tip, writing and underlining helps you slow down enough to actually commit things to memory. even if the annotations are superficial it shows that someone is actively learning. you should try it sometime.

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

if elon starts charging he’ll only expose what the actual user base is and lose valuation but then again capitalism is an irrational ideology

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

7 months

new lola pics! 6 days old!!!

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

9 months

happy new year to all my little twitter family I think kindly of you all!!! we started working on our nursery today and we’re not staying up

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

5 years

@ecareyo iconic

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@guerillakilla @uncooljerk lmaoooooo not the judgment from a literal colonizer

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

WERE HAVING A GIRL

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@moongrudge word I’m gonna try that I love nopales

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

doctor said we should get a modelling agency because we have a medically gorgeous baby

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

@benegotherit tell billy bob I love bad santa

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

10 months

@heshidicjudaism I think they like to play act like that but if there ever was a firefight I don’t think they would be effective military combatants

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

7 months

I have never in my life wanted to quit my job so bad

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

fumbling a bad bitch should be punishable by death, have I mentioned this?

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

6 months

thriving over here

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

9 years

get you a man that can do both

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

this a colonizer’s relationship with the colonized and just as how british comfort food is indian american’s fave foods are mexican. this is why we say white ppl have none of their own culture. you nerds don’t eat pozole or mole and you don’t know our culture.

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@pegobry_en

1 year

HOWEVER: if you think about what’s distinctive and most popular about Mexican food, it’s: crowd-pleasing ingredients like rice, corn, chicken; soft textures; big flavors that pop in your mouth; eating with your hands and making a mess—these are the culinary pleasures of children.

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@talleyberrybaby some dudes in black suvs pretended to be the police, pulled him over, they found him in a ravine the next day

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

8 years

@isaacarms popular kid twitterers

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

me in the 90s

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

by the way this is my private space to talk about our pregnancy but we haven’t announced so if I know you and you read my stuff please keep our secret!

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

8 years

when I say "I wish I was dead" what I mean is "I wish I were free from compulsory productivity under capitalism" but y'know

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

one post from lindsey’s 40th

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

9 years

ayo I took a selfie earlier this is the only thing I accomplished today http://t.co/349VwFcaW2

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

8 months

matching at v day dinner!!!

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

6 months

this is what we’ve always said about the working class “I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”

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@ontheninthfloor

6 months

i dont think ill ever forget this comment

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

7 months

birthing a baby and signing her up for costar immediately

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

damn well at my school we’re devoted to having fun today

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

I look like this but I live in the middle of nowhere

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

11 months

@whoreby_parker 28 YEARS OLD

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

8 years

true life I'm addicted to terrible ketchapp games on my phone

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@alphatransfag maybe he’s just like a cowboy with it

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

@EyeoftheSniper @soyjack23 @__FineChina__ @arymsway_ I KNEW my dude was mexican

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

7 months

I gotta log off today lookit my baby lmao the angle here makes her foot look wild big

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

7 months

trying to min max my daughter and real proud her bilirubin is going down today shouts out to lindsey for feeding her so well

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

8 years

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

10 months

this is what acid feels like

Roy Drones Jr

@chiweethedog

10 months

I’m frying this bitch and serving it with lemon garlic aioli

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

8 months

dripped down to the socks to shovel snow for my wife 💐

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

6 months

slay mama 💅🏼

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

we had a good night

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

4 years

never 👏🏽 send a 👏🏽 himbo 👏🏽 to get 👏🏽 groceries

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

11 months

I just wanna say yes I do support hamas lmao, good luck and god speed to the insurgency

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

gf is drunk and hot in beautiful st. joseph illinois

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

10 months

@FalconryFinance they only killed dozens of children

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

ancient gf

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

first trimester is hard but I’m obsessed with lindsey and making a baby we’re both going to be obsessed with feels soooooo romantic and special

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

9 months

going 🛫 dad mode 👷🏽‍♂️🪛

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

lindsey sent me this after she told me she was crying watching blue ivy dancing on stage with her momma

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

6 months

I got offered my own job! Now all I have to do is finish my grades and take care of a fussy baby

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

@uncooljerk I KNOW somewhere someone who cares abt him wishes he wasn’t on his phone so much

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

5 months

checking on my monsters and trying to calm my daughter down lmao

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

6 months

she has the cutest little onesy!

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

I heard my baby’s heartbeat today! That shit was fast as hell!

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

6 months

grandpa got new plates for the superbee!

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

had a perfect day yesterday with a woman who’s not on twitter

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

9 months

one of my longest and most successful relationships is with the dad of a student I taught four years ago who still texts me about whether or not we have school tomorrow

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

ew dude do you kiss your wife’s pussy with that mouth?

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

@offbeatorbit a couple months??? that’s too long. shit or get off the pot.

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@GeebMinister

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

it’s been too long since I’ve lindseyposted

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

y’all havin a bad time on here huh? I’m in a cabin in southern il with my beautiful gf ✨

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

@sabatonfan69 do not under any circumstances bring this up until after you’ve fucked

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

god I love seeing the boy/theyfriends

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

portrait of a man losing his whole fucking mind

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

naughty boys get the hat

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

7 months

still in labor and delivery and just hearing the cries of newborns fills me with so much joy

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

10 years

YOU SEE ME http://t.co/EH9Z6ZSWQB

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

10 months

happy turkey day

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

I have absolutely got to bring this look back

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

1 year

this video of martin short in clifford always has me in tears

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

10 months

baby shower! also a friend let me hold a very cute baby

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

2 years

short kings rise up

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

8 months

really feeling this chicano dad identity

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

4 years

copped the @minkahunter sweater feeling buff at work

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

@jmp_nyc @DemocraticLuntz @GovGaryJohnson @LPNH please don’t drag anarchists into this

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

7 months

this baby needs to get here I wanna hold her and kiss her face

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𝔩𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫🔻

@cowboyparable

3 years

@cottoncandaddy the amount of indigenous people left is a fraction of the people that were here before, and some tribes (for example the taínos) were exterminated conpletely

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