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10 months

@so_it_gays almost like she's a mirror...ball

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@Nyksphere @we_wee_ my dad has a french bulldog and every moment sounds like he's fighting for his life in his breathing and it genuinely makes me so stressed to be around him. he's such a sweet dog but i feel like i'm constantly seeing a being suffer and it's so sad

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@gruff1989 She’s so Gen Z I love it

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you have to be a special flavor of gay and mentally ill to truly get this genius. bravo usman

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10 months

143 hours until 1989 TV.

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she dyed her hair bisexual colors in a pride-themed video w all of queer hollywood where she sat on the side of queer ppl being attacked by homophobes. you have no reason to believe a tiger is in your living room. please make an actual argument instead of a lazy straw man.

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@melturwrld I’m going to explain this one more time: saying that something is possible when that thing is devoid of any evidence, is simply a moot point. Taylor could be bisexual. There could be a tiger in my living room. The point is that we only have actual probative evidence of her

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@hairpinnedrop olivia rodrigo def has a therapist and a PR manager like a gen z queen

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1 year

@reputationisgay I can see you is the false god of SN TV

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1 year

@gruff1989 Só loud also idk if you know but my fave fun fact is “the 1” is the name of the highway that runs through Big Sur. Big Sur is a densely forested coastal region, & the 1 is the only road through it. It drove me crazy that she stylized “the 1” yet had “seven” until I caught this!

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@madl0re They’re clearly going to move in together next week and write an album together the week after that bc those are logical month one relationship milestones

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@reputationisgay She didn’t want to speculate on our sexuality so she called us every slur, out of respect

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11 months

being a taylor swift fan is a mental illness bc after she moves i can't do anything but sit in a twitter hole for 4 hours

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1 year

@swftsgetawaycar I hope our girl bought stock at michaels before she released YOYOK

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1 year

@whereyoulenny She also said “long story short” during the Betty speech lmaooo

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1 year

@mutantfate I dislike what Scooter did as much as the next person, but you’re literally describing the stock market / capitalism in a nutshell

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10 months

@Fists_On_Up agree. & the fact that ms. cat lady herself placed gay pride RIGHT AFTER cats in her list of defining characteristics... i need ppl who take that vogue article as gospel to sit w the fact that she said this too... & that she KEPT IT IN the documentary she had full control over.

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1 year

@milfloverliv @zolitaofficial you are Gaylor history and you are witnessing Gaylor history 💗💗😭😭

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1 year

@meanlore It’s giving Ivy

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@dykelikeme13 & the way the explanation for Joe’s “pen name” being William Bowery is that they spent a lot of time together in the Bowery… aka the east village… Taylor your stories don’t track & I’m pretty sure that’s on purpose

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@SAlNTCUNT Ooh I thought so but her face was turned away in a lot of them so I wasn’t sure. Ok só Margot girl kisser confirmed then nice 👍🏻

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@sevencowboyss This is why Gaylors are right when we say we’re not Swifties and vice versa bc we truly live in two different realities

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@Spotify @notcoolbanana Spotify has always been a Gaylor

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1 year

@leavemetoheavnn The H is very clear. Sounds like her to me. Also, in the original, she never sings it like “yer midnights”, it’s always a very clear sounding “yore midnights”. So the sharp breathiness, the slurring of “your” into more of an “er” sound — it’s all deviations from the original.

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1 year

@reputationisgay Nothing Taylor Swift loves more than a messy timeline

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10 months

@fckuforeverr next up the lakes and shake it off

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1 year

@SAlNTCUNT Who’s that with Cara?

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@chrrycolouredfk Yeah if Taylor’s close friends like MUNA are Gaylors, they know something we don’t & also know she’s fine w the Gaylor rumors being v public. MUNA wouldn’t joke about Kissgate if that hurt her. They’re queer & understand how hurtful that would be if she was still upset about it

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11 months

@mp3f1les she was possessed by the ghost of lesbian past she was nawt gonna put that into permanent existence

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9 months

@so_it_gays this is the 2023 equivalent of a taylor tumblr like

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8 months

@skyeofthenorth like if you're a tayvis shipper you shouldn't want them to connect to this song lmaoooo

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1 year

@cowboylikeco @straplor This song is why I think 1989 is overtly more queer than reputation. Reputation is very queer if you know the lore but 1989 is excited baby gay at first pride parade and reputation is traumatized closeted lesbian

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1 year

@13ts89 @gruffrep It’s giving “do I really have to chart the constellation in his eyes” 🙄

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1 year

@benignlover Maybe since she finally admitted she doesn’t want them like a best friend so now she’s moved onto their being gay in secret chapter

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@mattxiv it's giving black mirror

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1 year

@diickvandyke And the tldr of the rep prologue was basically if you have a theory about a man you are incorrect 🤣 swifties rly don’t read the prologues now do they

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@realbrelor I think she chose to be in the stands & not in a box away from the crowds (which are more private but don’t require any sort of team approval) to make a point -- I’m here to support you, I’m in the trenches, I’m your fan. It’s very sweet.

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1 year

@ThanksRolf @PonchoRebound It’s not soup, it’s noodles w lots of chili oil & fat from the lamb, the noodles absorb the oils. I’ve eaten it in restaurant & gotten it takeaway & both are good but asap >>>

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1 year

@getawaydyke Lmao @ the fact that your professor brought it up that’s amazing that it’s such common knowledge at this point

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1 year

@RollingStone This article is tone-deaf white feminism at its finest, so it’s no surprise that her cringey White Feminist Anthem ™️ The Man’s pre-song speech about being able to get away with anything is the accompanying photo 💀

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9 months

@ts_sewingcircle it's missing a dash of seasoning (getting hate crimed)

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9 months

@diickvandyke whatever you do don't think about this fitting into the midnights theme of "things that haunt you at night" because you wish you had it but you don't 🙃🙃🙃

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1 year

@SGmymindandme @____gabe__ And then on the plane? If it slips, if someone in first class or whatever posts her, that’s a safety hazard on the plane itself too, if people won’t sit when they’re supposed to. Plane might not be able to take off, they might have to force disembark & reschedule flight.

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1 year

@laurenelectro @taylorschair09 @taylorswift13 @treepaine @RepublicRecords Lmaooooo the “we” in that I am dead. The levels of parasocial are astronomical. Girl you are getting milked dry you aren’t seeing a cent of that 😂

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9 months

i've studied creative writing with pulitzer prize winners & literature with editors/anthologists who essentially define what's canon. in every sense, taylor has a masterful sense of poetics. she uses literary devices i doubt she even knows she's used. she just thinks in poetry.

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9 months

I’m 45 years old. So arguably, I’m out of touch, behind the times, grumpy, etc., etc. etc. It’s just very hard for me to see Taylor Swift as an iconic, culture-defining rock star in the lines of The Beatles, Madonna, or even Kurt Cobain. She’s obviously popular… but her

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@morisgirlhood @gruffrep She’s stuck somewhere on the I wish I was her to the I wish I was with her pipeline

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10 months

travis seems like a decent enough dude & blondie seems to be having fun. but imo, men using so much "protector" language is a 🚩 taylor has assembled an elite security team, her needs are extraordinary, plz take your ego a step back & realize you're underqualified for this role.

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10 months

💬| Travis Kelce on if he feels like a security guard with @TaylorSwift13 "On a date I'm always having the sense of like I'm a man in the situation. I'm protective"

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@gruff1989 On the way home 💗

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11 months

idc if you don't think she's bi but acting like it's as improbable as a zoo animal showing up in your house is foolish. there's a 1:10 chance ANY millennial american woman is sapphic. just the numbers. when you combine any single instance of flagging w that stat, the odds go up

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@SGmymindandme @____gabe__ Insane behavior & they should be embarrassed but I see like 30 people not 500-800+ — all I’m saying is I get why she flies private & until rich anonymous white dude CEOs no one knows stop flying private too, the hate against her is not rly warranted

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1 year

@gardengatelor She’s rly the #1 Grammygate truther

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1 year

@thislovve Like I’m not trying to say I don’t believe something like this could be happening but my friend this is a matter for the police, stadium security, & Taylor’s security team…. Not a chance to get close to Taylor’s mom and get a seat upgrade wtaf?!

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1 year

@diickvandyke People don’t realize the highest compliment a man can receive is emitting enough bisexual energy that it’s worth speculating on

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9 months

@moonlitaqmrine in the making of reputation songs, for the "call it what you want" video, Taylor asks to see his nails and they are bi pride colors sooooo 💅 bi until proven straight. he also looks just like my bi ex boyfriend so it's just science at this point /j

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1 year

@sapphicka_ “A song” lmaooo more like half a discography babe

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1 year

@jstmeandmybrows I literally thought my live stream had paused and then sped up real fast lollll

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11 months

@gruff1989 I will die on this hill that her best lyrics are often her simplest.

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1 year

@wonderlandtat I love Olivia Rodrigo, she made an absolutely skipless debut album and I can’t wait to see her second album (and I’m nearly twice the age of her demographics lol)

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@SGmymindandme @____gabe__ That’s great for her. & I’m glad her life is normal enough that she can do that. But I genuinely ask, have you seen anything like this mass mobbing happening to Selena? It’s been happening to Taylor for almost a decade & it’s worsening

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1 year

@unhingedlor She’s a bottomless brunch gay who has had too many mimosas & who posts so many Insta stories the timeline just looks like ……………

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1 year

@fruitballtay I always love her but I love her even more today

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10 months

@ts_sewingcircle intervention for the dear reader bridge alone

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1 year

@gruffrep Begging for foot notes in the story of your life 😭

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@miriambobiriam @mpmemequeen She is responsible for allowing him on stage of her Eras tour though. That’s her show, it’s her job to create a safe & inclusive space for her POC/Jewish/queer fans & she failed them miserably by doing this.

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@wideeyedgayz lesbian flag but make it ombre and diagonal that'll trick them (narrator: no one was tricked)

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@reputationisgay EVERMORE IS FICTION 😡😡😡 IVY IS NOT GAY AND EVEN IF IT WAS IT IS FICTIONAL 😡😡😡 oh so Marjorie isn’t a real person and that’s not her operatic signing incorporated in the song?

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9 months

@theneed2confess it's almost like taylor cares about gaylor less than the anonymous sender does!

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9 months

@the_manlor it's real. it was rare, i was there, i remember it all too well...

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@SGmymindandme @____gabe__ I hate carbon emissions as much as the next person. I’m a diver, the ocean is my passion & I’m watching it die in front of my eyes. But there are 1000s of people w private jets who need it less than she does. Like who knows a single finance CEO? But they don’t get singled out.

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1 year

@klosstitute I think she’s is a classic case of pandemic era bisexuals realizing they’re actually lesbians

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1 year

Not Taylor Nation doing this on main after last night went down on Gaylor Twitter lmaoooooooooo

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@delicatelor extra privacy yet he has a weekly podcast

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1 year

@Gqebera @SpiritOf1793 @Story27368218 @TheAdamSass Most deep ocean animals are made mostly of water, which doesn’t compress as it’s surrounded by water. Where it gets hard for people/subs is that there are spaces filled with gas, usually oxygen (lung, scuba tank, pressurized cabin) which can compress & explode.

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@crimsonclov Partly. I also take it in a sadder way: I wanna be with you in the celebratory moments (new years Eve kiss, etc.) but it’s just something I want (might not necessarily have) so I’ll settle for cleaning up bottles / quiet domesticity in private once we’re out of the public eye

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@vsangelring There are two possible answers here: she’s queer or she’s not. If she’s queer, US SEEING HER AS QUEER allows her to maintain her glass closet, while being close with LBGTQ community. If she’s not, she can dispel the rumors at any point & not lose any privilege if she’s uncomfy.

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1 year

@latebutaround I feel like patient 0 cuz my Gaylor conversion was a RWLYM TikTok video but it was almost a year ago

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1 year

@gaygirlypop Jennifer Lawrence leader of the gaylors

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1 year

@cowboylikehale @chixel_pick @bex_mixx She seems fine and happy, let’s not infantilize her. We don’t know what the song meant to her then and we don’t know what it means to her now so let’s not make assumptions about her being sad bc of an ex when she’s literally grinning.

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11 months

just go join a nunnery already

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11 months

Taylor cut masterpiece songs, yet kept this awful/distasteful chair dance? She should’ve got rid of it/meant her young fans can go without having to witness it. Disappointing enough having it for Eras Tour. Shame she also didn’t have the courtesy to leave it out of the film 😞

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@gruff1989 there needs to be an entirely new language invented to even be able to capture the level of pissed off this made me GET OFF THE ARCHER

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@gaylorminden why tf does she say "she probably can't sing it this low" like taylor doesn't have the hottest lower register on earth 😭 gracie girl... stay in your lane

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@gruffrep Ready for it is both the most heartbreaking (and most optimistic) and exemplary song of what reputation is all about and I’ll fight for it. It doesn’t get taken that seriously, it’s treated like a stadium pleaser, but the LAYERSSSSSSS

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1 year

@cardiganfml Instead she sings a song about not wanting someone to ever become a stranger 💗

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1 year

@hairpntrigger You are 100% correct. & because these white women see too much of themselves in Taylor I think this discourse scares them, bc they too could be implicated by “someone they love” or “something they overlook” (FWIW I’m white but having absolutely none of this)

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@wisteriawilloww also the parallels with mean... "you can take me down with just one single blow / but you don't know what you don't know ... and someday i'll be living in a big old city" i always thought the "single blow" was a bully outing her, but they didn't know enough to know that.

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@hairpinnedrop And that she’s besties/roommates/who knows with a LOUD Gaylor (Iris Apatow) who dated Joe Alwyn’s brother 🤣🤣🤣

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@reputationisgay This look is everything. Like this is how someone who never cares if a man looks at her again dresses.

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@mirrorballboobs Meanwhile they act like the post-Kissgate “I’d like the media to stop accusing my friends of dating me” tweet from 2014 is the Rosetta Stone lmaooo

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@melaudrama for real like if you say you have had a same-gender crush i'm literally just going to assume you're some flavor of queer unless you later clarify & say you're straight. it's actually the less weird thing to do, shockingly!

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@bryanlicious2_ I watched reputation tour early in my ✨ not repressing my bisexuality ✨ journey and… yes. Thighlor rise!!! And she’s absolutely beautiful now too 😍 those arms and leg muscles omgggg

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1 year

@ybwmoi Why are you assessing the “beauty” of a literal underage child as a gotcha? This is really gross. Little kids aren’t supposed to be “beautiful” — they’re supposed to be children.

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@so_it_gays like i just wanna know why a straight woman who is famed for her confessional songwriting would want to write so many gay songs. it's not screenplays where you cast a diverse audience and write diverse characters, it's her own stories???

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1 year

@hairpinnedrop Oreo def does not have a supervisor for their social media interns lmaooo

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11 months

@filmstylls re: midnights, as a night owl, i get the sense that mastermind is a coda you might think at 12am, getting excited & planning & scheming... then slowly, the self-pity & sadness kinda grows through the 3 am tracks (paris/glitch being exceptions) & dear reader is the finale to that

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@fruitballtay They love the part of our autistic pattern recognition that accurately predicts re-recordings & announcements & hates the part of it that recognizes she’s a big old fruit basket

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@1Resister @Owl_ofthewoods He’s on her stage performing with Phoebe. May not be an employee but he’s sure as hell part of her business decisions now.

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1 year

Well Taylor’s going to have fun tomorrow 👣

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1 year

@KwirShenanigans @gruffrep It’s extremely wholesome 💗 especially since that’s from the era that they worked together too!

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1 year

@rowingneden “When has this woman ever been known to pull a stunt? She wouldn’t even know where to begin” lmaooooooooooo

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@gruff1989 White people pretending they’re better than other white people is one of my least favorite flavors of white people. We’re all corny at least some of us know it 😫

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@limelor1989 The 60 miles north of St Louis one could be Beardstown IL 🤣 and the one that’s 60 miles west of Big Sur is way off, but it looks like it might be Kingman AZ. I went on a huge hyperfixation about this before. Muse OK could also be Tupelo OK or Stonewall OK (next town over)

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