Courtney B @courtneybthee Twitter profile

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@cieduoti It’s @shondarhimes so like there’s precedent…

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@CollegeGameDay @PatMcAfeeShow That’s some serious side eye 😂

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@CultureCrave That’s because we watched Tommy Shelby do it for 6 years lol

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@viserionfyre I did a double take, like “zendaya?!”

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@amandawtwong It’s Paul during bread week…

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@hightcer But like good for her (the actor). I’d have just played that shit up to everyone I knew while holding on to the secret I just wave a fan.

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@daemyraupdates The fact I had to sit here and be like “cousins?!” And the realize it ain’t wrong. Targaryens be messy.

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@VISVNYA But like technically he dies over the gods eye… soooo…. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@NetflixUK @LisaMMcGee I’m going to need a pronunciation guide for that last name, please. Signed, an American.

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@_dariyams And here I was thinking “damn what great casting”

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@CodifyBaseball Wait… that’s not cillian murphy?!

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@westerosies Well NYC chose wrong. Usurpers...

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I find that no matter how down you might be, the paintball @CommunityTV episodes always deliver a smile

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@Dad_At_Law When I was 14, the 3rd algebra teacher we’d had that year laid into my class re the low avg on the first test he gave us. repeatedly called us idiots. I got so fed up with him denigrating us that I raised my hand and asked “isn’t it more a reflection of your teaching than our

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@jowrotethis Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders is also a solid choice. Gimme some damaged Tommy Shelby any day

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@RdotSpoon She’s the only woman we’d ever let bring a baby into a bar

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@messedupfoods For the longest time I thought this was just a corn& potato with the beers…

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@bridgerton Penelope Ann Featherington (almost Bridgerton), if you’re going to keep tweeting, go ahead and hit “release” on those part 2 episodes…

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@NetflixUK @LisaMMcGee

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@keels81 Narrator: It was not, in fact, like Coachella. With considerably more humidity to boot.

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@DocAroundThClok As a peds pharmacist, I’m waiting for the first adult in our picu isolation unit (that we’ve been told to expect) and having to dig deep to my PGY1 year for that adult dosing

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@PenCol1824 Is Colin waving at a baby?!?! *ovaries exploding*

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@vinbarnes @JFergusonAU I think he just did, my dude

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@bellblakesho3 This strikes me as a personal attack on @shondarhimes and like... she earned it?

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Sooo when is @JohnCMcGinley making his #scrubspodcast debut? Hmmm? @zachbraff @donald_faison

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@hermosanicola Would you like to share with the class? And by class I mean me.

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@thinkercooke I am Olivia Cooke. Just desperate for the puppies to love me

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@bridgerton I know I should hate this, but I kinda love it?!

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@NotGlidus I agree! I was like, WTF WHERE’D ALL THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?!

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@ErinMcCreary This is like me when Derek died on Greys and he had 4 IV pumps all programmed to gentamicin

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@jowrotethis Neither. Ser Grogu is a cat confirmed.

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@tanishaahahaha @bitchwthebun You can’t call your husband “dude,” Nicola!!!

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@LawCrimeNetwork Not only disrespectful of the court, but MOST disrespectful of the woman you shot and killed. Intention or not, he shares responsibility for the death of a woman and the shooting of another.

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@Vapourologist As a pharmacist, the lack of filling in the concentrations on the labels makes me think neither of you should leave that room alive 😂

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@MaryCol81396498 @Rothmus I snorted at this 🤣

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@geminigl0w And I’m the guy in the blue sweatshirt behind them 🥰

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@Targ_Nation It’s a mirror to Daemon in ep3. Just bloody brilliant!

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Because I NEED to understand all of the #houseofR yearly top 10’s, I’m now watching Star Wars based series. I blame my desire to befriend @MalloryRubin and @jowrotethis . Also @LMLeon251 for introducing me to their podcast.

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@jowrotethis “You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she will go away. She told me to hang onto that horoscope and one day it might bring me luck.”

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@alwspotterhead What goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around…

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@landbutcher As in, my favorite childhood movie Death Becomes Her? Because that's what I'm hoping for... I'm also fully aware I have no idea what that says about my childhood...

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@CarmenGranddau1 Some of y’all don’t know how the path lab works and it shows…

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While I do enjoy this old school kelly clarkson show for the US open, I’d rather be watching my tennis now #usopen18

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@visakanv I will submit my application to be airport dad’s airport wife

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@StarrburyMike Atonement

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@AbbyHiggs I don’t understand the mirror underneath…

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@jowrotethis Now I’m not going to work for the rest of the day…

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@Noufil30041416 @VISVNYA Well that was unrelated, but I think it wasn’t guilt over jahaerys’ death as much as guilt over the fact that his actions complicated things for Rhaenyra and changed how she saw him. The only person daemon cares about outside of himself, at this point, is Rhaenyra.

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@PenCol1824 @radiatedvamp I mean it definitely was her day job

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@TPP_MD I will direct you to @sportswithjohn and my “woah” moment in college: “imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.”

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@stoneray_ Because Target was so far away and took 15 minutes to get to from anywhere in Auburn??? Personally, I hate what they've done to downtown Auburn. They've built it up too much and destroyed the quaint charm it's always had...

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@PopCulture2000s I honestly don’t know who I thought sang this song, but lemme tell you it wasn’t zendaya

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@RealEmirHan Alex Kingston

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@marsh_minnow Shrimp boots

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Would Disney consider giving johnny depp more than 300 alpacas? OMG THAT WAS A REAL QUESTION #deppvheard

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@SportsVanessa One of my coworkers!!!! We been giving her shit for two weeks 🤣

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@ITSHIM274 And here I was thinking “that’s some Louisiana shit”

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@jowrotethis And here I was hoping for 6 more minutes to break the 4 hour barrier. I have the faith in the seven, the old gods, and R’hollar that it will happen this HOTD season. (Can you giggle for 6 more minutes throughout?!)

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@J3M1LYS MerDer

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@jowrotethis Okay we needed this after the video of you and mal standing next to each other!!!!

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@oocsitcoms But Troy and abed!

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@SophRossss That seems like a completely reasonable question to me

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@IanRunkle We love a good double name/repeated syllable down here. My grandmother was "Nene," my aunt was "Che Che", I was "Coco." Just a thing

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@dadioonthepatio When I moved here and saw the interstate parties I loved it. I thought, “what a great way to utilize urban spaces.” It always makes me smile when I drive by them 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@__amberlaughs Think about youtube

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@jowrotethis Bones

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@AllAubarn No. I think our heads listened, our hearts didn't. It's why we all need a cardiologist.

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@AccPharmacist If you didn’t think you failed your law exam, you’re doing it wrong? Maybe?

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@Targ_Nation Okay, sure both sides do despicable things… but it starts with the greens usurping the throne. Ergo, ipso-facto, team black til I die.

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@ADHDForReal I… mm… wha….. is it not the same thing?! 😳

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@MandyMatney While he shakes his head yes…

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@_gracieling I love the way her maids cloak gives the image of a veil in this grab. Like yeah you getting married babies!

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@LouisPeitzman Honestly, before I read this tweet I hadn’t even considered this. And now, it’s the only possibility.

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@NBCOlympics @peacock @sunisalee_ war damn eagle QUEEN!!!!!!

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@DShadowgazer Pharmacy: skip the dose and wait for the next scheduled time

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@hankgreen James Acaster or Joe Lycett!

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@AuburnFootball If y’all keep this shit up without giving the people what they want 🤬

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@AuthorTMS Welcome. We’ve been waiting for you…

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@LouisianaGov That's a bit rich of a statement JBE considering no one has AC or windows right now... #laura

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@DocAroundThClok Pharmacist: *shakes head in shame*

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@DrLongissimus Wouldn’t ground glass just be… sand?

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@JPainter71 @MandyMatney Not necessarily. You definitely build up a tolerance with opioids and need more and more to achieve the same effect. Sickle cell patients are often on high equivalents. It’s definitely a high amount, but also possible.

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@MJskips @VISVNYA Fair!!!

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@DocAroundThClok I’ll be pulling out my residency “external brain” 💯

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@TheDinkum_Reylo you see that thigh squeeze tho??

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@NotAnyUse I'm gonna need an explanation of the cactus I think...

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@memecoin_X @Rainmaker1973 I have no real knowledge about plants but that last picture made me think “ahh kudzu” and my alabama came out

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@jowrotethis A truly childhood defining movie.

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@CrankyPharmer It's the hospital equivalent of nurses calling saying "I'm calling about my patient," like we know which patient is assigned to which nurse throughout the hospital.

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@polinlover3 But why does this photo look like Kate and Anthony have been photoshopped in behind Colin and Ben?

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@Jamiles Wow. This was supposed to be my first year riding (nyx float 38) and in just the 1 block we went I didn’t understand how people on the floats could be that aware (it’s a bit overwhelming). But to see the guys on the float trying to get everyone’s attention 😭

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@polinlover4life Why does she look like Thora Birch? lol

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@CjHolmes22 Momma always said if you don’t have anything nice to say...

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@sallykaybee @eneyeene @djallyBEA The @SWBNewOrleans is worse than the potholes

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@jowrotethis Not all battle is physical, is how I *think* we’re supposed to take it. Like *maybe* she took a sojourn with Meleys much earlier when she learned of Corlys infedelity? Because I took the earlier seen as like it’s the first time she saw Alyn, but she’s always known…

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@MarkHoofnagle I’m a trained pharmacist until I get a common cold

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@ask_aubry This is just heartbreakingly awful!!!!

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