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A daily online magazine covering Stockport County, football in general, the town of Stockport, and anything else that tickles our fancy.

Stockport, England
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@countyscarf
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Fuck the @FA Fuck the @premierleague The FA Cup was going for 121 years before the Premier League started. Stop pandering to these up-their-own-arse money-grabbing twats and start protecting the heritage and traditions of our beloved sport for EVERYONE
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@countyscarf
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Dear Blackpool, Don’t even think about it. Yours sincerely, 3,000 County fans
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@countyscarf
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Salford have averaged 2,300 empty places in their “stadium” for each game this season. They’ve given County 536 tickets for the play-offs. Fuck off @GNev2 and Co. #StockportCounty
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@countyscarf
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Congratulations to @chipsforaquid @fearlessidzine and the rest of the Wrexham lot. Quality club, very similar fanbase to County, and deserve success after over a decade of shit in non-league. Hugs and kisses, your (more successful title-winning) older brother 😘
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@countyscarf
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Missed most of it, but here’s the aftermath of Chester fans attacking Brackley players on the pitch at the final whistle today, before launching missiles at Brackley fans. Saw a young 5 year old Brackley fan with blood pouring from his head.
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@countyscarf
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Will Ferrell’s gone from a Hollywood star to a fucking groundhopping nerd in the space of a week. He’ll be drinking Bovril and writing down the teams in his notepad at Hemel Hempstead Town by the weekend.
@QPR
QPR FC
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👀 We've a new Buddy with us tonight. Hello, Will Ferrell! 👋 #QPR | #QPRSUN
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@countyscarf
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Stoke at Leicester. Imagine getting that riled up by a child.
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@countyscarf
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Absolutely fantastic statement from Tranmere.
@TranmereRovers
Tranmere Rovers FC
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Club Statement: FA Cup replays
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@countyscarf
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FT: Wrexham 2 (C)ounty 1 Wrexham definitely deserved an equaliser. We looked a bit tired second half. The game petered out as expected, I’d say a draw was about right, but Cannon’s cannoned one in at the end. Great atmosphere from both teams. Here’s to League One 👍
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@countyscarf
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1 year
Is this a message for Foden or Grealish or is she just after the BBC cameraman?
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@countyscarf
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Rochdale fans seem to have a major problem with us moving them to another stand. How are they going to react when we move them into the National League on the same day?
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@countyscarf
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1 year
Have to say, £27 for a League Two game, in a cost of living crisis, for working class fans in a working class town, is an absolute disgrace.
@StockportCounty
Stockport (C)ounty
1 year
The club can now confirm matchday ticketing prices for the 2023/24 season at Edgeley Park 👇 🔵⚪ #StockportCounty
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@countyscarf
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Absolutely no way @leytonorientfc aren’t winning League Two now with £20m to spend in the transfer window. How the fuck are they selling wingers for £20m?
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@countyscarf
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Sticker spotted at Forest Green today. Thoughts…?
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@countyscarf
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11 months
Wrexham’s average attendance was 2,993 a few years ago. But don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story.
@Russell30913828
Russell Richards
11 months
We can’t have behind the goal at Stockport because it’s for home fans 👀👀
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@countyscarf
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Memo for Crewe’s media manager…
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@countyscarf
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8 months
Really sad to hear the news of Ian Duncan’s passing today. A home and away County fan back in the day. Remember having a giggle with him on lots of away coaches over the years. Without doubt, one of our own. Rest in peace, Ian 💙🎩
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@countyscarf
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1 year
Real Madrid are set to break the world transfer record by tempting Paul Mullin away from Wrexham for £200million. #YouHeardItHereFirst
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@countyscarf
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3 months
For the first time in 57 years, a sold-out 10,000 crowd at Edgeley Park will get to see this later today. Proud. 🎩💙
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@countyscarf
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1 year
Will you be investigating this assault from the @SalfordCityFC manager @gmpolice ?
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@countyscarf
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2 years
Can we all show a little love for @_LiamCash tonight. He doesn’t like the limelight (he was mortified when I ‘arrested’ him and put him in handcuffs for my best man speech) but this lad has grafted and grafted literally all day and all night constantly for the last few days.
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@countyscarf
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I’ll say it now, Tanto’s goal is the loudest roar I’ve ever heard at EP. That was some atmosphere. Not even got the energy to upload photos yet, I’m absolutely drained. Actually…one photo. Get on this and sod off back to your plastic little club and plastic little ground.
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@countyscarf
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Sending good omens to @TranmereRovers . Sending good omens to @TranmereRovers . Sending good omens to @TranmereRovers . Sending good omens to @TranmereRovers . Sending good omens to @TranmereRovers . Sending good omens to @TranmereRovers . Sending good omens to @TranmereRovers .
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@countyscarf
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11 months
He’ll end up at AFC Fylde this lad. Fit right in.
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
11 months
Mason Greenwood will leave Manchester United after the club concluded their investigation into the circumstances around his arrest in January 2022.
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@countyscarf
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These little Birkenhead scamps are starting to grow on me…
@TranmereRovers
Tranmere Rovers FC
4 months
🙌 12TH MAN All 1,151 of you when Noz scored the winner at Wrexham! #TRFC #SWA
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@countyscarf
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Thanks for everything Starman.
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@countyscarf
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9 months
Don’t think this Gillingham fan is gonna be seeing his team for a while after today.
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@countyscarf
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1 year
Is there any better photo on a Saturday morning than a Carling-swigging, County shirt-wearing, Chris Beaumont on his way to Orient away? Sublime photography work from @OliverBeaumont . #StockportCounty
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
2 years
On this day in 2013…
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@countyscarf
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@crewealexfc Crewe enticing a young player into a sweet shop. What could possibly go wrong…
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@countyscarf
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How your cunty arsewipe of a rag is still going @TheSun I’ll never know.
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@countyscarf
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Jid Okeke (on loan from County) was man of the match on his debut for Chester today.
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@countyscarf
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FT: County 2 Morecambe 0 Second half was shit. But I’m pretty sure nobody cares.
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@countyscarf
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Top of the league at Christmas! Over to you Wrexham…😘
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@countyscarf
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I think if County won the league on Tuesday, the headlines in the press would be ‘Wrexham miss out on the title’ 😂
@antagony62
Antagony62,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Win the league Tuesday. Get a little shout out off the media. Come to ours and get battered . Jobs a gud un 😆😂 Well done 👍😉 @Wrexham_AFC @StockportCounty
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@countyscarf
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1 year
Chin up Ryan Rydel (and the rest of the lads). After 11 years out of the league, 4th is a superb effort this season. But for a dodgy start we’d have comfortably been top three. There’s immense pride back in the club and the town. We’re capable of smashing top three next season.
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@countyscarf
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3 months
Come on @StockportCounty - get an FA Cup replay statement announced 👍
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
2 years
They get a lot right, this club.
@thesefootytimes
These Football Times
2 years
On the 9th September against Stockport County, Tranmere Rovers will be leaving 135 seats in the Kop empty in dedication to the 135 people who die by suicide every ninety minutes. The empty seats will instead be adorned with shirts lent to the club by supporters 🌹
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@countyscarf
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Stockport County are delighted to announce we’ve now sold over 5,500 season tickets. (Unfortunately, half of them have been sold to bandwagon-jumping bed-wetting spunkbubbles.)
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@countyscarf
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Wrexham’s new temporary stand. Tell you what, it’ll be some atmosphere there on the final day with four sold-pit stands rather than three.
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@countyscarf
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Colchester away tonight. If County win, and Mansfield lose, we’re in League One.
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
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Hi @GNev2 . I know you’re free next Sunday. Do you fancy coming over? Cooking a nice Sunday Dinner. You can bring a huge pudding with you if you like - trifle, or tiramisu, or Matthew Lund. Rest of the United lads are welcome too. (Apart from Giggs, obvs, as my wife will be there)
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@countyscarf
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Stockport County have improved their league position for nine consecutive seasons now. A tenth will take us straight into League One next season. North: 14th North: 11th North: 9th North: 8th North: 5th North: 1st National: 8th National: 3rd National: 1st League Two: 4th
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@countyscarf
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Anyone else still buzzing off Bristow doing a Usain Bolt down the left wing yesterday? I thought he was gonna end up in Cheadle.
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@countyscarf
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It’ll never not warm my heart walking into a pub about 250 miles from home on a Tuesday night and seeing all the usual County faces. COME ON COUNTY! 🎩💙
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
2 years
Number of National League titles: 0
@r77ulr
Richard Ulrich 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
2 years
Ahead of the premiere of #WelcometoWrexham in the US tonight, here are the current @Wrexham_AFC social media figures which will see a large increase over the next few months. TikTok 407,000 Twitter 143,900 Instagram 131,000 Facebook 56,889 YouTube 21,700
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@countyscarf
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What a day. What a season. What a club.
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@countyscarf
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Hats, viaducts, world-class footballers… there’s nothing we can’t make in Stockport!
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@countyscarf
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Tickets for @StockportCounty ’s forthcoming trip to @SUFCRootsHall are now on sale to season ticket holders. We’ve been allocated an initial 2,000 tickets in the Peter Sutcliffe End. Concessions are available in the Harold Shipman Stand, if they want to chance it.
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@countyscarf
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I thought Crewe would have learnt their lesson about taking young players into sweet shops…
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@countyscarf
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Bellingham and Kane arrogantly stood arms outstretched in front of the England fans. Get in the bin, you’ve been dogshit all game. Apart from a couple of the grounded hard-working youngsters like Mainoo and Palmer, cannot stand this England team. Get me back to County 💙
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@countyscarf
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FT: (C)ounty 4 Accrington 2 Sing it loud, sing it proud, Stockport County are the champions of League Two. We sunk to our lowest low, but we stuck with our club, and we’re now heading back to where we belong. “If you’re all going Blackpool…”
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@countyscarf
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Liverpool 2-0 down at Everton. It’s so unfair the way we treat the big six when it comes to the busy fixture list. If we cancelled those pesky FA Cup replays between Walsall and Gillingham, Liverpool would easily be winning tonight.
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@countyscarf
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1 year
Granted, you’ve got a lovely expensive fur coat on at the moment, City. But everyone in football knows you haven’t got any knickers on underneath.
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@countyscarf
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The Nuneaton boys are in town this afternoon. Let’s hope they bring us more title vibes.
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@countyscarf
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Huge congratulations to Wrexham. Has the takeover attracted a load of whoppers? Yes. (So has County’s to be fair.) But Wrexham’s a proper FL club with a proper fanbase throughout the town. Raised £100,000 in 7 hours (pensions, life savings, kids pocket money) to save the club.
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@countyscarf
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WE’RE (PRETTY MUCH) UP! 3 points tonight means County have got 9 toes in League 1 next season (unless MK make up 26 goals in 3 games). A point on Saturday and it’s official. And if MK don’t win we’re up anyway. We could also be champions on Sat, but we’d need MK & Wrexham to lose
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@countyscarf
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How Dave Challinor has won another Manager of the Month award is beyond me, playing our goalkeeper at centre-half.
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@countyscarf
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Didn’t think @btsport would show it!
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@countyscarf
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1 year
Some dork from Delaware or weapon from Wisconsin now gets priority to watch Wrexham home games over a season ticket holder who lives over the road and has been going for 50 years.
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@countyscarf
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FT: County 1 Wimbledon 0 For me, I’d say the Wombles just about deserved a point. But promotion-winning teams find a way to win, and a belter from Bailey secures three HUGE points. We’re nearly there.
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@countyscarf
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Unlucky, Wrexham. It’s the play-offs for you! (You’ll have to ask the BBC website team why Morecambe have clinched top three without playing any games.)
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
1 year
🇺🇾💙 #StockportCounty
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
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Happy two year anniversary to Dave Challinor! It was two years ago today that DC returned to Edgeley Park as manager, ahead of our FA Cup trip to Bolton. Not been a bad couple of years has it!
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@countyscarf
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Yorkshire’s a bit weird innit.
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@countyscarf
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4 months
You’ve not got a spare ticket for Wrexham away have you?
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@countyscarf
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2 years
Footballer? Jesus, that’s a bit of a stretch in the EIGHTH tier of English football. That’s like me saying I’m a pilot cause I once flew my kite in Woodbank Park.
@LoveIsland
Love Island
2 years
Footballer Tom is ready to tackle the boys to get the girl of his dreams ⚽️ See his full chat on YouTube #LoveIsland
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Is it really only April 21st? How on earth have County still got another league game to play? I feel like I’m in June today.
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@countyscarf
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EDGELEY… ARE YOU READY FOR A (P)ROMOTION (P)ARTY !!! #StockportCounty #ToInvadeThePitchOrNotToInvadeThePitchThatIsTheQuestion
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@countyscarf
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City at home in August is gonna be fucking mental.
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@countyscarf
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1 year
I’m gonna book the Uber now. Do you want a 6 or 8 seater?
@SalfordCityFC
Salford City FC
1 year
Our allocation for Friday night's visit to @StockportCounty has officially 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓 🚨 See you there, Ammies ✊
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@countyscarf
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IT’S DERBY DAY! The most intense footballing rivalry on the planet continues today.
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@countyscarf
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10 years ago (yesterday) County drew 0-0 at Colwyn Bay in the Skrill North. Our 14th consecutive game without a win. Our 7th consecutive game without even scoring a goal. We finished 14th, two points behind Leamington, and just ahead of Worcester on goal difference.
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@countyscarf
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I’d rather see Nazi Germany lift the trophy.
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
1 year
Do English fans want Manchester City to win the Champions League Final on Saturday?
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@countyscarf
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2 years
Some cracking FA Cup action starting on ITV shortly between @Wrexham_AFC and @OfficialOAFC . Love taking time out from the @EFL to watch these small non-league village teams, it’s what the cup is all about.
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@countyscarf
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Welcome to County, Jayden Fevrier!
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@countyscarf
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This is going to need updating very shortly…
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@countyscarf
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Wrexham: “Stockport County, we’re coming for you.” County: “Pipe down, Wrexham.”
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A proper “County” signing this lad was. Understood what the club and the fans were all about, evidenced perfectly by his performance at The Prince Albert that night! A massive “all the best” to Scott as he heads down south.
@ScottQuigley1
Quigs
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@countyscarf
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It’s 2024, and I’m all for anyone choosing to be whatever they want in life. But I’m sorry Sainsbury’s, you can’t have yoghurts suddenly identifying as butties in a meal deal.
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“You’re fucking shit” being belted out from the away end. Followed by “Fuck you Wrexham we’re gonna win the league”. 2-0 up already.
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@countyscarf
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I need to hand back my C in GCSE Geography to Stockport Grammar. I could have sworn Crewe was in Cheshire. But judging by this turnout, it’s clearly in Devon.
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
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@fearlessidzine Always get loads of gimps online. I know proper County and Wrexham fans would be absolutely ecstatic with third place this season, after those combined 26 years we’ve just spent in non-league.
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@countyscarf
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1 year
Wrexham on the 10 o clock news now! Fuck me, the rate we’re going Paul Mullin’s gonna be doing the Christmas Day speech instead of Charlie.
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
10 months
Any County fans in @thisisbask this morning? Say hello to Britton, who’s arriving in Stockport early today (he’s flown in from Chicago for his first ever County game!). Get him a pint in 👍🍺
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Had to be done.
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Used to get bricks chucked at you when you went Millwall. Now you get offered a blow job. The gentrification of football continues.
@alfie_hosking
Alfie_hosking
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yer bird breaks the security barrier to give it large #pafc #milwall
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Wrexham’s Kop. Good news, as it means away allocations will almost certainly be bigger once their new home end is up.
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
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It’s this lad’s 20th birthday today. A Gillingham fan, on his way to County, which will be his 99th consecutive Gills game. Got to say fair play to the lad haven’t we. Oh, and happy birthday!
@GFCKinslow
Harry Kinslow
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Stockport (a) 🤣🍻 @DrinkingDOT
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
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Keep this really quiet, but I’ve heard DJ Tanto is headlining Glastonbury next year.
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
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And so to Meadow Lane tonight, where three points will secure County’s first Football League title for 57 years.
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@countyscarf
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Nick Powell was once fined £20 at Wigan for saying: “I tooled your mum.” Is this really the sort of player we want at Stockport County? What’s he gonna be like at Bask on a Saturday night?
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@countyscarf
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Scenes at the Deva at the end. Chester fans have invaded the pitch attacking Brackley players and staff. Then launched a load of missiles and flares at Brackley fans, before police finally came rushing on.
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@countyscarf
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Mansfield and now Wrexham have both missed the chance to go top of League Two in January. For now, the title is completely back in our hands.
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@countyscarf
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Well if you can’t take your shirt off at the football as a grown man when you’re 4-0 up in the rain, when can you eh?
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@countyscarf
The Scarf My Father Wore
10 months
Absolutely superb this from Norwich.
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@countyscarf
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No trains home. Sod off, Sky.
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Saturday 17th August 2024. Blackpool promenade.
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@countyscarf
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7 months
Pipe down, Chris.
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@countyscarf
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Defeat for Wrexham at Donny. Maximum points they can now get is 88. County 95, Mansfield 91.
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