All this to say - today 3 very attractive fire men told us “you did a good job & saved a lot of property and maybe lives today”
AND I HAVE NEVER FELT SO VALIDATED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
🔥👨🚒❤️👨🚒🔥
My husband and I binged
@QueerEye
last night and cried our eyes out. This morning I woke up and he had cleaned the entire apartment & said, “the fab 5 just really inspired me to be my best self”
👏🏼👏🏼😭 thank you
@KaramoBrown
@antoni
@bobbyberk
@tanfrance
@jvn
.
@AlaskaAir
thank you for incredible service during the
#OrlandoAirport
fiasco. Please give a raise to all attendants on flight 19 to Seattle.
& THANKS FOR THE FREE CHEESE PLATE!!😭🧀
A text from my husband as he tries to park in
#seattle
:
🎶Five hundred
Twenty-five thousand
Six hundred people
All of them looking
At the stupid troll🎶
So my friends & I just started a new campaign in DnD playing as OURSELVES.
The first thing I did was cry for twenty minutes then sell my wedding ring at a pawn shop to buy weapons.
#dungeonsanddragons
Would pay 20k bells to sit in on the animal crossing designers’ emergency zoom meeting.
“DAMNIT I told you guys it was too many eggs”
#acnh
#AnimalCrossingNH
My first time watching this footage was only a few days ago. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to describe the amount of emotion in my heart once the video ended. My dad. My superhero. I promise to do my best to make you proud and ensure your legacy lives on forever.
@AnimalPlanet
me: are you going to wash your face before bed?
my husband: nah
*5 minuteslater*
husband: oh who am I kidding I’m going to go put night cream on
I’ve trained him well 😈
Guys the future is here. My car died so I used my
@GEICO
app and a Lyft driver was there within 5 minutes, jumped it for free, then drove away
Bye AAA! 👋🏻
In 4th grade on school picture day, my crush told me my hair looked like I had stuck my finger in an electrical socket.
That’s when I learned boys can’t be trusted.
Then you call around to find you left your card at Matador after a round of HH nachos. I feel like a trashy SPU students who had too many margs on my 21 run...
If I ever look at my Venmo news feed, I’m always reminded of the dozens of unfollowed Facebook friends I forgot about. And now I know they paid their electricity bill!
Discussing old age with my actor husband, “I mean, I’m not planning on retiring. When I get old I’m just going to play a bunch of wizards.”
🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♀️🤔
ladies, picture this:
it’s saturday night, 1:30am
you’ve had a few glasses
and you’re feeling good
as you slip into your bed
and drift off to sleep...
your cat fucking projectile vomits everywhere
I have no real sugar in my apartment right now, and apparently I am so addicted that without hesitation I had some gummy melatonins 3 hours before bedtime
Help?
Was super excited about a rainy day after 6 months of straight sunshine in LA. Surprisingly I’ve just been sluggish and crying??? Is this seasonal depression?? I thought I loved the clouds help
On my birthday I said ‘yes’ & ‘forever’ to the love of my life.
Chandler, close to 6 years ago I fell in love with you & every day since has been a whirlwind of adventure & true happiness.
Here’s to a lifetime of friendship, purpose & unconditional love❤️