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Cooper 🌞

@cooperownbey

1 year

my favorite method for getting super low prices is to go on resale sites and misspell what i’m looking for

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@cooperownbey

3 years

respectfully i do not think this is the activism y’all think it is

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@cooperownbey

4 years

MY BEST FRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH HER ASSHOLE, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, RACIST, EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS. CAN WE GET A HELL YEAH IN THE CHAT?

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3 years

“u always on that damn phone” there are little gay people in here that like me

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4 years

i’m going to the hospital

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@cooperownbey

4 years

I’M THE GOD OF MY OWN LACTOSE INTOLERANCE ITS CHEESE TIME BABEY

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1 year

my aunt, who i haven’t seen or spoken to in a long time, sent me this in the mail! i got it today! so cute! …when i tell you people i gasped upon opening it and seeing that this was the only thing inside LMFAO

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5 years

Why this thread is complete bullshit: a thread ✨

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@cooperownbey

3 years

post black people’s gofundmes or otherwise oppose racial injustice by amplying black voices, literally anything but performatively peer pressuring a take that should be obvious

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@cooperownbey

2 years

@HIBlSCUS no no i literally bought a chess set and have been sitting in public places doing my work with it next to me in hopes that other chess enjoyers will play it with me. oh no. if you catch me in starbucks with my board out pls understand i don’t want to fuck i just like chess please

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@cooperownbey

1 year

I can’t tell if my airbnb host made a typo or intentionally dunked that hard on me

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@cooperownbey

4 years

twitter personality alignment chart

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@cooperownbey

2 years

@holy_schnitt did he always say “u” instead of “you” or did he start doing that after texting you? if it’s the latter he’s fine but regular “u” guys cannot be trusted

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3 years

gf that is pretty bf that posts the worst imaginable images of her on the internet

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2 years

@chanel__ali @chrisandthejets is it because you can’t read yet

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@cooperownbey

4 years

hi elijah daniel i just came out as a bi ace on here btw ok cool bye love u

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@cooperownbey

5 years

This is a safe space to complain about what you did/didn’t get for Christmas bc I know damn well some of y’all aren’t gonna be happy. Yeah, be grateful, but if you want to express disappointment or something, you go right the fuck ahead in these replies. Let it out, I don’t care.

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@cooperownbey

4 years

tw periods period havers can we agree that the second day is always the worst no matter what

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1 year

@_Samilicious_ oh you mean the cotainter??

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5 years

@s8n THAT LAST ONE LOOKS LIKE DOG SHIT NGL

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3 years

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2 years

@CTerri1945 @nokiangeI any askers? kids died today, get a grip Terri.

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4 years

WATERPARKS AS VAGINAL TIGHTENING CREME: a thread

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@cooperownbey

4 years

“fuck you my child is fine” your child has michaela okland’s twitter notifications on

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4 years

MODERATOR: “are you willing to condemn white supremacist groups?” TRUMP: “i’ll tell you what, somebody’s gotta do something about antifa”

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3 years

holy shit thank you so much @waterparks @300

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4 years

I’M THE GOD OF MY OWN LACTOSE INTOLERANCE ITS CHEESE TIME BABEY

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@cooperownbey

3 years

girl in a twenty one pilots shirt and pins on her bag came in & when she was checking out i was like “just so you know ... my favorite band is releasing an album the same day as yours ... i’m watching you” and she was like “is it fucking waterparks”

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3 years

@WATERDRlNKER @LilNasX

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1 year

it’s 4:52am and i just realized that my cat has never eaten a bite of warm food before. he doesn’t know what that feels like. i’m crying. does anyone know if it’s okay to microwave wet cat food because this is going to make me spiral. he’s just a baby

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@cooperownbey

3 years

my manager let me have a custom nametag LMAO

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4 years

@PANAGIOTI555 @TamingMyImpala ???????

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3 years

@bobbyteriyaki @ottoparxx i named my cat da vinci and then the “da vinky” craze happened like six months later & now everyone who comes over thinks that’s his namesake

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@cooperownbey

2 years

@Minneapolis25 @chickenswithaP @quakerraina what the fuck do you MEAN that’s not what they do???

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@cooperownbey

2 years

@stanzipotenza $12 back, every night. $6 x 3 nights per week x 4 weeks per month is $72, which happens to be exactly how much my phone bill costs. he’s also my favorite regular to make conversation with- really fun dude all around, like the wise great-uncle type. shoutout ron

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@cooperownbey

4 years

@SheRatesDogs colonial men actually made the wives manage money because they thought math was witchcraft and that is the funniest shit i've ever heard

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@cooperownbey

4 years

@SheRatesDogs “if you don’t want to develop a lasting relationship by receiving unsolicited photos of my nubby little minky, get off dating apps!!!!! live alone forever!!!”

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@cooperownbey

5 years

Their ship name can be Felony Justice I- #VictoriaAndAwsten4Ever

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@cooperownbey

1 year

Vtech sinanoid Vetec switch

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@cooperownbey

1 year

here’s my favorite listing that i’ve ever come across in my own local marketplace. took me so long to find it but god it gets me every time

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@cooperownbey

2 years

@holy_schnitt it’s like getting really good gas mileage

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@cooperownbey

3 years

HELLO I SOLD A PENNY FOR $400

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@cooperownbey

5 years

I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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@cooperownbey

3 years

@SheRatesDogs “if bisexual girls like girls and boys .. why looking at boys!? checkmate atheists!”

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@cooperownbey

3 years

me lying to people about my mental health so they don’t institutionalize me

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@cooperownbey

4 years

@BCB_G

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@cooperownbey

3 years

i know awsten said he uses his synesthesia for song titles sometimes (pink, peach) but still get surprised every time i hear a song named after a color by them and it’s like? violet! ??? fuck dude it sure is

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@cooperownbey

2 years

it’s insane how there are multiple videos of brendon urie saying slurs / that he was going to r4pe the people in the crowd at his show (while on stage, with a mic) and people are still up his ass like “haha he was just being silly”

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@cooperownbey

4 years

tw// eating disorders hey! apparently it's eating disorder awareness week, and i guess now's a good time to announce that i'm 4 months clean of bulimia. things are going to get better <3

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@cooperownbey

1 year

y’all i went to a free curb alert to pick up a trash can earlier, but someone had already taken it, so i dug through the other stuff and found a working $50 apple gift card and a PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL AND UNLOCKED IPHONE 12 PRO with only the back glass cracked??? LMAO?????

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@cooperownbey

3 years

WHAT THE FUCK

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@cooperownbey

2 years

@stanzipotenza my favorite regular comes in every night at 9 (the exact time i’m supposed to get off, but third shift is always at least an hour late). he gets one cup of coffee with one little creamer, which is $2.25, tax inclusive. he gives me a $20 and a quarter and tells me to give him [+]

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@cooperownbey

4 years

@bigfatmeg

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@cooperownbey

5 years

I’M AT TACO BELL FRESH OUT OF MY @waterparks SHOW WITH GREEN STARS OVER MY EYES, SMUDGED MAKEUP, MEASY HAIR, AND FISHNET TIGHTS. TO PUT IT BLUNTLY, I LOOK LIKE A HOOKER. PEOPLE ARE STARING. THANK YOU @awsten , VERY COOL.

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@cooperownbey

5 years

water drinkers do you agree or not: Dasani is a little sweet Aquafina is sharp but in an artificial way Smart Water is like Dasani but more neutral and boujee Life Water is like vegan Smart Water Tap tastes like how it feels when you get water in your eye with contacts in

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@cooperownbey

3 years

personally i think every waterparks song should be on the set list and that’s that

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@cooperownbey

5 years

I OPENED THIS VIDEO IN CHEM CLASS BUT FORGOT I DIDN'T HAVE MY AIRPODS IN AND THIS PLAYED AT FULL VOLUME IN A SILENT ROOM I'M SCREAMING

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@cooperownbey

5 years

If Travis starts listening to Lucky People at exactly 11:59:29 PM tonight, he can hear “Happy Birthday” on his birthday, followed by “Merry Christmas” appropriately.

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@cooperownbey

4 years

MY SIBLING CAME OUT AS NONBINARY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@cooperownbey

3 years

WHAT THE FUCK

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@cooperownbey

3 years

LMFAO ????

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4 years

awsten travis jawn, filming atsp

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@cooperownbey

4 years

no but why did public schools require us to run a mile in front of our classmates, grade us on it, and then make us continue about our day in education without a shower or any rest like ???? how is that legal

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@cooperownbey

3 years

my boyfriend has recently discovered kittens

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@cooperownbey

5 years

@MichaelaOkla @SheRatesDogs I hate that I became invested in this

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@cooperownbey

5 years

1. The people who are in polygamous relationships with both the opposite and same gender are what? Excluded. 2. If you end up with one person, that would make you in a straight or not-straight relationship, not define your entire orientation.

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@cooperownbey

5 years

You wake up and see this notif. Your last saved meme is your reaction.

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@cooperownbey

5 years

why does that first guy look like squidward’s house

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2 years

i’ve made the executive decision to start tolerating lactose

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4 years

there's a million cases of covid now??? damn that shit spread faster than my legs for the onceler

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@cooperownbey

2 years

@dejadehaan as someone who has worked retail: this is very funny! i’d much rather deal with grabbing the first cd from each stack to place in one spot than be unloading a truck or putting up a cart. like this would take 2 minutes max and isn’t a big deal, i PROMISE

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@cooperownbey

2 years

@SydneyBattle hmm

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2 years

@SheRatesDogs it’s giving nude photographer who only shoots for women he’s attracted to

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3 years

one year ago today <3

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3 years

your hair is not “fluffy” it has months worth of bleach damage

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@cooperownbey

4 years

wait so if parx seriously blows up soon, all of the new fans are gonna know awsten as brown hair awsten .. like, the colors would be a thing of the past ?? i’m gonna cry

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@cooperownbey

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@Oxyyj_ @avaa_thompson you really thought you did something with this LMAO

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1 year

this is in my city holy shit 😭

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4 years

JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY HOMOPHOBIC FATHER’S EX WIFE IS ENGAGED TO A WOMAN

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sobbing at how people found out br*ndon slurie is having a baby from pete wentz’ kitchen in the background of his tiktok LMFAOOO what year is it

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@frogs4girls it’s impossible for me to improve this

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3 years

does otto know he’s in a successful band or does he just go on tour sometimes and be like “that was so cool”

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4 years

can we start calling people who still stan panic! after the brendon allegations “urie-nation” because that’s so fucking funny

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@cooperownbey

5 years

5. Even if a bisexual were to “pick a side” to have relationships with, they’d still experience sexual attraction to two or more genders. That’s how bisexuality works. Your “mindset” has nothing to do with your biological responses.

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@cooperownbey

3 years

i’m never going to be okay ever again after this drops am i

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3 years

GREATEST HITS MAY 21 WATERPARKS ALBUM 4 TRACK LIST PRE-ORDER LINK IN REPLIES THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE SO FAR

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HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO STAN TRAVIS YESSIR 📸: @LordOfMailMen

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@cooperownbey

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3. So what you’re saying is that everyone who claims to be bisexual is faking it because they “know deep inside” which gender they prefer. Not even going to go into how wrong that is. 4. Yeah, sure. Let’s just avoid the trouble and decide to be straight!! Sounds like a plan!!1!!

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@cooperownbey

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6. THIS ENTIRE THREAD REVOLVES AROUND “JUST CHOOSING” WHEN THAT’S NOT HOW SEXUALITY WORKS???

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2 years

ran out of fuel on I-16 tonight. the emergency roadside assistance guy who came to help said that me knowing my car parts was “really hot,” then got so distracted watching me talk (as he funneled fuel) that the nozzle slipped and he doused the whole front of his pants in gasoline

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@rohmontgomery the online resurgence of the “illegal = unethical” mentality has been interesting to watch

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michaela okland

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3 years

mirrors are so tricky

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3 years

this will get me bitches right

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3 years

MERCH (2 OF 13) AND RICHMOND SHOW JUST SOLD OUT WHAT UP BOSTON/PHILLY, WHO’S NEXT

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4 years

normalize naming your child after your favorite waterparks song

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3 years

wa dee do hee dee dee doo bobbity @waterparks @awsten

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@cooperownbey

4 years

@MichaelaOkla man i thought this could serve as a natural repellent :/

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@cooperownbey

4 years

WOOOOO I ORDERED THE SRD MERCH I’VE BEEN WANTING ✨💫🌼⚡️🌞🤩

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@cooperownbey

4 years

interact with this if you’re a parxie / like waterparks (the band) i’m trying to get a collective number

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@cooperownbey

2 years

I wasn’t going to post this because it was the most embarrassing thing ever, however I WOULD like to bring it into the public eye that Travis directly set me up for dry socket man 😭

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@cooperownbey

2 years

I’M LOSING MY ACTUAL FUCKING MIND

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