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@confettiboy

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@confettiboy
sommie, udu mmiri sahara
2 months
i’ll be performing motivation
@soulaaangel
𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪
2 months
i luv the rain
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half and half
@Tspiceskitchen
Tspices Kitchen
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THIS or THAT?? 🌝
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3 years
osuofia did it first
@beyoncepress
Beyoncé Press.
3 years
. @Beyonce in London. 🖤 photo by Goff/Shutterstock
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@confettiboy
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1 year
your name is literally emeka talk normal before i slap you
@SucreMartini
Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️
1 year
no way you watching barbie as a nigga
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6 months
@sammie5_me
Sammieee
6 months
Why is this album making me cry????? Oh Taylor you want to get that aoty and my tears too???? Take it mother 😭
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2 years
this is very triggering because dad was just like this until my sister broke glass on his head.
@Mish_Shelle
𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮𝔂.𝓹𝓵𝓼 🇳🇬🇬🇧📌🔱
2 years
Translation “you have turned something else, I’m talking, you’re talking” and the kids are seen begging him to “Stop” If you’re the woman in this video, you shouldn’t have to live like this, help is available for you; your children are also victims. #Domesticviolence
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@confettiboy
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6 months
and she’s still serving and i don’t mean a jail term
@UnclePamilerin
Pamilerin Adegoke
6 months
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@confettiboy
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1 year
you can just tell tg omori is not involved in this
@temsbaby
TEMS
1 year
Me & U. 5pm TOMORROW!!! 🤍🕊️✨
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9 months
without my heart. the most experimental nigerian song ever
@OfficialBlog_UR
Unorthodox Reviews
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6. Which Tiwa Savage song is perfect to you? 🤔
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@confettiboy
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1 year
her and Selena love to play the good and perfect victim
@Chivie__
Pussy Should Face The World!
1 year
After they break up, she'll drop a single & album with themes of "taking her power back" and strong women. She'll make several tv appearances and subtly shade Healy to imply he's a horrible person, & the world will eat it up and forget she willingly dated him.
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4 years
I matched with a 30+ person on tinder and I sent “hey”. This man now said “hey to who? Be polite with your communication” 😭😭💀💀
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@confettiboy
sommie, udu mmiri sahara
4 years
Stop asking for takes on human lives like they’re pizza. Do your question thread and leave the LGBTQ+ community out of it.
@kirainsync
szn 4//BENIN PERFUME PLUG
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36. What's your take on the LGBTQ community?
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11 months
i’ve said it before but these drivers talk to me anyhow till they meet me and say “ah i thought it was a woman o”
@Breadiscool_
MadameScissorSnape
11 months
When I see shit like this, it genuinely makes me laugh because I know the truth and exactly they would think this way.
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4 years
Please RT to help find him.
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i hate a “i like intelligent conversations” ass nigga
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365.
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1 year
she’s still with us
@Playm8z
Nneka 🇳🇬
1 year
Nostalgia
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1 year
i say once you start going to the gym, you start losing brain cells cuz wetin be this?
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4 months
did she start ozzy etomi?
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Lana Del Rey stuns in new photo.
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1 year
@Rraindrip never downplayed him. his creative process is repetitive and boring now
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4 years
Nigerian skincare gurus 🤝 colorism
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2 months
you got that good good baby don’t ya! boom kakk!
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1 year
this is what cunt is. not your yeye graduation pics
@jacyynn
cyn.
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a shot.
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11 months
leave fem boys alone blood of jesus
@Gracebal0
Gracey 🦋
11 months
it’s boys like this I like to have as friends
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1 year
afrosadbisexuality
@Afro_Specials
Afro Specials
1 year
What's Omah Lay's genre of music called?
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7 months
get that pretentious shit away from me please i just want to laugh
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@confettiboy
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4 years
You people have never heard “na person wife be this o”??
@FunkeOnafuye
A. Onafuye
4 years
Married people are accorded more respect than single people, regardless of their gender. If they have kids, they get extra points. Thinking you “...belong to a man” (derogatorily) is projection.
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sommie, udu mmiri sahara
4 years
The reason Nigerians think Sia is a good vocalist is because they like struggle and difficulty. They hear her straining to do what she does and think it’s better than someone that does it effortlessly.
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like if conversations naturally flow to more intellectual stuff, cool. but trying to curate that shit is irritating and you just seem boring omg
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11 months
she’s shattering glass ceilings but you guys are insulting her. we teach girls to shrink themselves…
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sommie, udu mmiri sahara
5 months
no gay man talks like this why do you guys lie?😭😭
@Nig_Farmer
NaijaFarmer
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Aahhh Ara adugbo e gbami! I rebuke you in Jesus name!
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sommie, udu mmiri sahara
1 year
you're a straight man. what do you know about "ate"?
@Dentalgiorgio
Eberechi
1 year
I haven't seen any person on nose ring that I'm like, "wow they ate." Looks dirty, imo.
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3 years
Not my father asking me if I know where we’re going...am I about to be isaaced?
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4 years
Stop pretending to be gay on the internet. It’s not cute 🥺
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9 months
girl send it to jos nau? or the niger delta where your work is displacing people
@nnpclimited
NNPC Limited
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Hello @_Debbie_OA , we love your amazing love story, and we would like to gift you a free ₦200,000 PMS voucher redeemable at any of our 900+ retail stations nationwide. This will ensure that Mummy Zee has #EnergyforToday and #EnergyforTomorrow . We have just followed you. Please
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@folkloredream_ you're the one obsessed. you and your mediocre faves mean nothing to me
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@AKofo2 i think it’s a reference 😭
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4 years
Imagine a fat person owned this account lol
@dinma_x
💎 DINMA 💎
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How it started How it ended
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2 years
this one didn't say one thing about terdo what's his face.
@fwfeyi
FLYESTFW🎖️
2 years
Women actually be doing the worst things to each other
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he wants to be bisexual so bad
@NoteSphere
NTS.
6 months
Asake ushers in a New era with a splendid new look. Thoughts?
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6 months
i nearly died of this album. the holy grail of straight men that think they know music
@stvnuniversee
ѕтνη.
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hot people with midlife crisis have a deep story with this album
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4 years
People are being carried away in a van in Yaba.
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“you dey do like woman” when i was 10 someone said that
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4 years
I got balloons today.
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1 year
then use it omg
@nunchucks0000
🍷SayLess🫧
1 year
🍷Lipgloss >>> full blown make up
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4 years
I tried to enter this bus and the conductor held my hand to lift me. Is he the love of my life?
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i love being gay btw
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4 years
Nothing new, just straight men getting praised for things gay men are attacked for.
@VICEUK
VICE UK
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Introducing 'Femboys', the Most Wholesome Trend On TikTok
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@chuuzus I could feel her channeling Sia the way she pronounced diamond.😍😍
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girl nobody know you before nau😭
@ErnestOgunyemi
“Tantris”
1 year
Let me patiently wait for all the people that will unfollow me. Thank you.
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@CP_Ogamba
Chisom Ogamba
1 year
Any small thing “she’s so mother” “mother” who? Who? Who is mother?!
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i made it myself, yeah
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dumpisha
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upper mission
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@confettiboy
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3 years
and i stand by it
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@chaclobro
ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx
3 years
What’s your favorite tweet that you’ve tweeted out there. Your personal favorite.
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twyce as nyce
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“why e dey do like woman?”>>>>
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You people are so weird for thinking bad people are somehow smarter than anyone else.
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1 year
gfb that akara dey use jenny’s glow
@Olufund_Bespoke
VOGUE TAILOR
1 year
If you want to take “grocery”, “sweetness” and “oily berries” in a restaurant this your to go place in Ibadan.
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4 years
Straight men are so obsessed with what looks gay, it’s unreal. Like can you not focus on being attracted to women?
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4 years
Salvatore✨
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let's start telling straight people this thing. because if you deep it, their heterosexuality is their entire existence
@isthtberica
😼😼
1 year
your sexuality shouldn’t be your personality btw
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sommie, udu mmiri sahara
4 years
20 year old boys are shouting simp, you that is 35 is following them. You don’t have shame?
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sommie, udu mmiri sahara
1 year
i’ve genuinely moved past this point. it’s just very weird because you won’t feel the same way about someone who’s first language is german or something
@atsen_jr
S£NJY
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dating is even going far. there’s no physical attraction if you don’t speak well
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kachi’s production?
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4 years
Program of interest✨
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sommie, udu mmiri sahara
11 months
it is actually very necessary because y’all are still very tribalistic. and we’re still doing “three major tribes”
@snrmanOA
O.A
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Nysc has far outlived its usefulness. It’s not even necessary again, and if it’s a must let people serve in their own state. Can’t be risking the lives of bare youths for nothing.
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before you follow me, are you gay?
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me when no planets are retrograding and i have to take accountability for whatever i’m going through
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sommie, udu mmiri sahara
6 years
@sayo_law @FemiBal09070186 @wurasalvador Receding eyebrows 😂😂😂😂. They're playing hide and never be on fleek 😂
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this ain’t drag race
@TeniolaYBNL
TENIOLA
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Drag race gone wrong 😑 3 exotic car gone like that 💔
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them
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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What’s the best ensemble cast in history?
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3 years
i’m sorry but i gotta ask. why are nigerians speaking on queer issues as if we’re allowed to exist here in the first place?
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1 year
we've actually lost the plot
@stilljohn_
Giovanni
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Doesn’t get any better. 🌚
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i’m at clearance and this girl came to meet me to ask if i’m an artist or hairdresser. i said “no, why?” and she said it’s the way i carry myself🧍🏾 are you calling me a phagorrt?
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1 year
beyoncé and shakira in beautiful liar
@buffys
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what is a mother off
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“my partner” just say your boyfriend/girlfriend pls we know you’re straight 😭
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@ebukatheenby @TGomori that’s not his handle thank god because you wan koba me
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new
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it’s the outfit tho…you a dad
@OffsetYRN
OFFSET
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Gm…
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straight people when they find out it’s TRANSportation not STRAIGHTportation
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sommie, udu mmiri sahara
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and we don't mean nigerian men posing for graduation pictures lmao
Reminder that when we say CUNT we mean this and not some barely awake yt girl smoking a cigarette in a cocktail dress.
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we go jam for grinds grinds if God wills it
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1 year
how about we just refuse the dollar price like it’s not even real
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@MathiasIjiga
OTP
3 years
@stephenaaay @chemicalbrodar I don't have any issue with a white person calling a 'nigga' cos i am one
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3 years
not my barber asking if i’m gay and that if i am, we should do gay together god i’m crying😭😭😭
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2 years
you guys i made another one
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1 year
okay
@ItGirlNqobee
𝓝ᥫ᭡
1 year
Drop a random video of yourself.
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6 months
gayer than anything my mutuals have done and they’re pretty gay
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2 years
@oranicuhh my ears have been open for years
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thing about homophobia is it thrives in community. you can never see only one homophobe doing the homophobia. they need their people
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sommie, udu mmiri sahara
1 year
it's so wild that we've normalized landlords increasing rent without increasing the value of the spaces. like they add nothing to the general economy and have the right to change prices
@O_flowery
Funbi Chisom Ojuroye
1 year
How? Indomie was below 1k before you took over, Dollar was 160, Milo was 20naira, rice was 8k per page, a room self contain was 70k per annum is now 350k per annum, electric unit was 4 naira now 65 or 75 naira per kilo watt depending on the class you are, beans was 700 naira
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no i just think it’s something
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