MadameScissorSnape @Breadiscool_ Twitter profile

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

Love when people appreciate bread

munachimso

@munahdavid

1 year

Bread. I’m grateful for the glorious existence of bread.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

I’m trying

Kiki Mordi

@kikimordi

1 year

Stop being poor.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

I’m in church and some dude came out to give testimony about Messi winning World Cup😭

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

If they’ve both never flown a plane before, how are they pilots?

Odogwu Breeze👑💎📈

@KingBreeze0

9 months

@dramadelinquent Fairs, but if you were left with a male and female pilots, neither has ever flown a plane before, who would you choose to fly you?

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

Anyway the real trophy was the friends we made along the way

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

Twitter pretending like Ed Sheeran makes bad music is annoying

mount bellyache

@mountbellyache

2 years

does that mean he’s done? is it nearly over? are we finally free?

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

10 months

Explaining what feminism is to twitter men in 2024? I will not be among 🙏🏽

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

My dog has a skin infection. The vet suggested we cut the hair by a little. Emphasis on a ‘little’. Went out and came back to this

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

The nostalgia don do sha Let’s focus on the matter on ground Bread is 1200 now How do we solve this?

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@Breadiscool_

1 year

When I see shit like this, it genuinely makes me laugh because I know the truth and exactly they would think this way.

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@Breadiscool_

6 months

… you’re allowed to be bisexual, you know that right?

monkeynutsinyomouf

@AshariGrays

6 months

i’m a lesbian but if he look a lil girly i might let him crack

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

11 months

If your friends must deliberately avoid your partner to demonstrate some sort of loyalty, or if you perceive a platonic connection between your partner and friend as a threat to your relationship, I think you need to reevaluate both relationships😂

MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

11 months

You people are insufferable

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

8 months

@ogouyo It’s never misogyny We’re always “misusing” the word

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 months

𝗟𝘂'.

@ssc_zhith

2 months

August dump? Let’s have it.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

Me when I open a bottle of beer with my teeth

Terror Alarm

@Terror_Alarm

2 years

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

7 months

You think women would complain if there was a Male only festival?😂😂😂

CHAPO🧱

@Lahon199x

7 months

This isn't even a dig at ayra but the organizers This festival,na only female artist Dey invite Just imagine the uproar if Dey name a festival a "Male festival" or something like that

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

“I can’t work for a woman” It almost always translates to “ I can’t let a woman tell me what I can and can’t do”

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

6 months

So… heterosexuality?

HEAD BLAXICAN

@needusername121

6 months

Lowkey can we normalize gay boys getting with masc lesbians because👀👀👀🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😭😭😭

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

These dogs are so embarrassing How did three of them just fight a ram and lose?

MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

My dog has finally learnt how to open the tap outside. I’ve gone to turn it off like 5 times since morning

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

7 months

The second I make enough money, I’m outsourcing every single thing.

mv3

@mxbolu

7 months

people make money to be able to afford certain privileges… like not having to make or worry about your own meals.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

Indecisive Tré

@TreforTre

1 year

Four eyes thread 👓 Lemme see yall in glasses

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

Marry for wealth, wahala Put your career first so you won’t have to marry for wealth, wahala You people clearly hate it when women have choices

Bushra ♡

@covertroserisin

1 year

The wave of feminism is spreading in the East. A 25 y/o girl from my extended family broke off her engagement with her fiancee because she wanted to "do a job & prioritize her career." All the elders tried to advise her but she was adamant. She is also the only child of a widow

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@Breadiscool_

11 months

At exactly midnight tonight, I shall reach into my anus and ransack the corners of my rectal canal with tears streaming down my eyes, I will begin to conjure demons and unfamiliar spirits that will aid in the utter ruin of airtel

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

6 months

Can’t bet my life you wouldn’t say this to a man😂

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@Neo_Marshall

6 months

I don’t know how you people deal with female bosses cos 4 hours with this woman and I’ve already told her twice not to use that kind of tone on me.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

I guess we’re all pilots in this scenario

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

Jumjum🦄

@Jumolaxx

2 years

Face cap thread?🌚🥺 Let’s have it please

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

👑ℂ𝔸𝔹𝕆 EMPIRE

@Cabo_paul

2 years

Quote this tweet with a picture of you in a short 🩳

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

The fact that you’d even come up with a point so devoid of logic to justify misogyny is wild and also unsurprising. You’re a man😭

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

11 months

MISS KAY👑

@khethiii_m

11 months

Drop a random video of yourself.🥺

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

11 months

These are the people you guys are arguing with

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

Casual first date questions you know “When will you kill me?”

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

10 months

“Do you play basketball?” “How tall are you?” “You can’t be taller than me” “I like your height” “Why don’t you model?” “Give me small height”

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

My aunt employs gentle parenting style with her kids( 8 and 10). She doesn’t shout or beat them. They always talk things out and she started it very early(around 3). When they do the wrong things sits them down, let’s them explain why they did it and she actually listens.

MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

My mum recently apologized for something she put me through 10 years ago. The apology kinda pissed me off because I don’t even need it anymore. I needed it back then and I didn’t get it and it was one of the things that created a rift (all fixed now🧍🏾‍♀️)in our relationship.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

5 months

Only the men are acknowledging how handsome he is

DsL_a ʚїɞ ®

@_DeejustDee

5 months

A friend and a fan!!!!! Star struck

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

I’ll get you the justice you deserve my beautiful boy😭

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

I mean, except you have a personal experience that influences this decision, the truth is almost always misogyny

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

I don’t know how to allow myself be happy. It’s such a weird feeling.

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@DJKAZWAL

2 years

Most painful realization about yourself?

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

5 months

The discussion was never about curfew. How many wives will see their husband dressed up to go out during appropriate hours of the day and ‘command’ them not to?😂😂

Enyi Kwo N’azu

@meks2850

5 months

Who will tell these twitter ladies that husband's also have curfews given by their wives?

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@Breadiscool_

9 months

We have fraudsters, kidnappers, bandits and actual terrorists btw

Sahara Reporters

@SaharaReporters

9 months

Nigerian Police Vow To Go After LGBTQ Community, Probe Members After Viral Video Challenge | Sahara Reporters

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

Top 3 highest consumer of gay porn in the world💀

Chisom Ogamba

@CP_Ogamba

1 year

Nigerians come online and denigrate LGBTQ people everyday, but all the Queer series/movies on Netflix make it to Top 10 shows/movies in Nigeria. You people just like being dishonest to yourselves, you come online and tout homophobia and go back home to enjoy homosexuality. LOL!

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

7 months

Shutter Island Predestination Saltburn Gone girl Parasite The village The prestige Knives out Arrival Old boy Se7en The sixth sense

Tomi

@tomiwebstr

7 months

I need to watch a movie with a plot twist that’ll have me in disbelief for days

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@Breadiscool_

11 months

My brother

Onion Cider

@abbietayo

11 months

Somebody get me off the floor

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

Wannabe banger girl

Heffticus

@heffticus_

2 years

Crochet babe no dey left out sha, "babes can I come over" just to pull cloth and be eating each other coitus

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

The sternness, the “disrespect”, the attitude was seen as a casual Tuesday when it came to him. Nobody attributed all these qualities to a flaw in his character the way they did with her😂

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

Of our branches and swaps places with another HR, a man lmao The things they hated this woman for, they never had a problem when he did it. Even when a similar issue like the one I witnessed happened again, not a single person reacted the same way they did with her

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

He falsely accused her of falsely accusing him of rape or am I reading this wrong?

Ambiverted Ebi

@ShyJoanie

2 years

My instincts are never wrong because I just knew something was off about that video. Someone please tag this birdbrain for me @Kingkuti_

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@Breadiscool_

1 year

…

Bans

@bansthecreator

1 year

Where the tall women at?

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

My cousin has stripped my poor boy of all his glory. Rendered him naked, empty and confused like someone who was robbed clean at the dead of night.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

@NIConfessions @VictorlawalO Someone is in their house minding their business and you want to set him up?

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

@KingBreeze0 Then they’re not a pilot😂

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

He saw me and ran away like he knew he was naked. He hasn’t left his cage all day. He’s hiding from the world… as he should because he genuinely looks like a nightmare

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@Breadiscool_

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@Breadiscool_

1 year

Wait you’re not Martial?

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@UTDTrey

1 year

Whatsup UK? Who’s ready for this masterclass

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

Jonathan The Sillybone

@JSillybone

2 years

I really wanna see y’all with NO FILTER 😂😂😂

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

Fixed.

Moe Bible Verses ✝️

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@Breadiscool_

1 year

Single mothers will be present in their kids life and they won’t get half the support you people are giving the deadbeat fathers you don’t know

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

6 months in and I couldn’t see why they hated her. I mean she was stern but that was just her doing her job. Even the one time I witnessed an issue (where she was involved) that had the entire office fuming for days, I still couldn’t see it. A year later she’s transferred to one

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

Iwobi You’ll have just one yam in your house and when you cut it, you’ll see sand

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

Tobussy

@_jhadiin

2 years

😭

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

@SmellsOfPurple @beigespice @SamtheNightOwl You got that she’s ‘normal’ from four random screenshots?

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

Nobody: Christians: “Every other god, na so so yeye” “Only a fool says there is no God”

Temi 💨

@temiszn

9 months

Just because you don’t believe in God doesn’t mean you should mock those that do.

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@Breadiscool_

1 year

What is this TL fgs Cooking this, cooking that Why are you people always hungry??

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

When I worked at a food factory where the men to women ratio was like 30:1, the HR was a woman. From the things I heard about her (very vague information on specific events and just random stuff on her character), I thought she would be the devil.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

1 year

jus

@bbnojutsu

1 year

QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)

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@Breadiscool_

1 year

Seyram

@__theSeyram

2 years

You bodied that mirror selfie , quote this tweet with your favorite mirror pictures or videos!!!

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

And so forced😭

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

11 months

Right. Nigeria is the shithole it is today because of lack of gender roles.

Chidi

@Chidi_Chikadi

11 months

@RiezSeulement Not having gender role in our culture is what's destroying our society today. Everyone want to be anything these days and do anything.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

18 days

Idk if you guys know this but I’m gay

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@PopBase

18 days

Today is National Coming Out Day.

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@Breadiscool_

29 days

🛸

@mvccido_szn

1 month

september dump ?

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@Breadiscool_

5 months

They’ll tell you the most horrific stories about their marriage and still make it seem like you’re missing out

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@camelaeto

5 months

A woman told me her husband bar her from working, he left her for a working class woman and ended with, “but marry sha, it’s not good to stay single”. I know my laughter haunts her day and night.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

6 months

It was a really bad show

liv 🪐 dominic fike’s wife

@livpercabeth

6 months

in honour of lesbian visibility week, i would like to say a big fuck you to netflix for cancelling this show

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

10 months

The Yinka!🧍🏾‍♂️

@m3troszn

10 months

Quote with your top 4 selfies of 2023.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

22 days

My gf’s solution to every negative thing in this country is to bomb it😭

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

Both cancelled in the same week

Chris

@PositivelyChris

2 years

Name a canceled TV show that deserves another season.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

9 months

You willingly supported a system incapable of protecting you. A system that doesn’t care about your wellbeing. Do I think you deserve it? No. Do I care if it happens to you? Not so much. You reap what you sow and from what I can see, you sowed rubbish

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@Breadiscool_

1 year

In the same show

Makanaki

@Ambivertti

1 year

I ask, what's "range"

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

11 months

If you think your friend can’t be trusted around your partner, why keep such person as a friend? If you think your partner cannot be trusted around your friend, why are you even with them?

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

3 months

She’s hereeee

MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

3 months

My girlfriend bought me a PS5

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@Breadiscool_

9 months

@_TheNo_Name Aspire to maguire

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

My mum recently apologized for something she put me through 10 years ago. The apology kinda pissed me off because I don’t even need it anymore. I needed it back then and I didn’t get it and it was one of the things that created a rift (all fixed now🧍🏾‍♀️)in our relationship.

K.💕

@mssperfecttttt

2 years

OPEN DISCUSSION: Do children deserve apologies and explanations from parents?

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@Breadiscool_

7 months

The way homophobes randomly start discussing gay people

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@Breadiscool_

11 months

Ultimately, if your partner cheats on you with your ‘friend’, I believe they would’ve still been unfaithful regardless of who they cheated with. They’re simply untrustworthy. No matter the amount of segregation you do in your relationships, if they want to hurt you, they will

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@Breadiscool_

8 months

Uneventful.

Eren..

@hichembkhh

8 months

february dump go

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

I’ve seen this woman have lengthy ass intelligent conversations with these little girls like they’re adults and they actually understand because kids are not as dumb as you people make them out to be. They are so well behaved it’s a little disturbing.

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

@temsszn @temsbaby The intense urge to destroy every chair in existence so she could only sit on my face.

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@Breadiscool_

1 year

+1🧍🏾‍♀️

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@Breadiscool_

2 years

It’s Monday. Not working is working

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@Breadiscool_

7 months

The men would be the ones complaining😭

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@Breadiscool_

1 year

They even removed 7 hours If they review Dammy’s evidence, she fit dey owe them like 3 months

Guinness World Records

@GWR

1 year

After reviewing all the footage, we're delighted to announce that Hilda Baci is the new record holder for the longest cooking marathon (individual) 💫 Watch the video to find out the official time we've awarded Hilda and read the full explanation below 👇

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

A lot of Nigerians will see this as “western ways” because all they know is disrespecting, abusing and using a child as a punching bag. Because children are not people.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

@real_effa @favourativie2 @soitgoes31 Of course you’d say something like this but I’m not surprised. The fact that some of you cannot see women as individuals they are outside of sexual/romantic relationships is everything wrong with you people.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

10 months

“The one they’re practicing in Nigeria is just evil and man hating” How has this evil impacted your daily life as a man? Man hating that you won’t notice when you off your data is what’s giving you sleepless nights 😭

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

You that your father used your head as a beatbox machine will come and tell us how well it worked and how you plan to do it to your children. I hope you people get the help you need man

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

2 years

@soitgoes31 The way men under this comment are surprised, it’s like they cannot fathom the concept of breaking up through mutual understanding and actually staying friends.

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MadameScissorSnape

@Breadiscool_

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+1🎂