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4 years
@Drebae_ @alienkyla It’s so sad that people feel the need to put it in baby terms for people who refuse to understand. I’m glad she’s doing it of course, but it shouldn’t have to come to this.
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6 years
can makeup companies stop sponsoring women with the same brown smokey eye everyday and sponsor people with talent like this or?????
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🌻sunflower !🌻
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@gutterpunks Worse actually, I'm not ashamed of my SH scars but I'd be hiding this shit
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4 months
@peachcrises If your parents are cool though it's probably fine no? Idk my parents suck I haven't lived with them since I was 16
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@TReck444 @TthaSage I'd argue if they don't turn out well that has more to do with the lack of a father rather than the failings of a trying and present mother
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@speckvoices The full coverage foundation makes him look like a wax figure I'm here for it
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@ridersovrohan @H0TD0GWATR Leave her alone obviously her having lost her arm is the only interesting thing about her
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@bradcasey4evr Her message is valid but I can't take her serious
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5 years
why isn't this on spotify yet
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6 years
imagine not being attracted to women when she exists lmaoooooooooooo
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5 months
@raisintinybabes Agreed and if your issue is that you don't want to nurse on command because it's too much, which is fine, then switch the formula. No point in starving that child for your own selfish reasons.
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@sluttynanami You went in too hard, they're crying!! 😭
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@Foreverdre404 I love weird people like this lmaoo we shouldn't all look the same
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@len0killer What 😀
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@swanlbs And you are neither
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@AriaMcmayo @branessha Just say you’re a sociopath and go
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@bilemss Yeah I mean it happens but the way she didn't care at all is weird
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@_vodkaqueen Birthing someone's children is a big deal imo, but I do agree a teensy bit. I'd be fine to spend it with my kids while he spends it with his mother as long as I get shown a little appreciation lol
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@HarrietCarried From the sound of it, she thinks it's cute 🥴 he probably controls what she wears the same way
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@theSnakehead250 @ridersovrohan @H0TD0GWATR I’d eat a pair of used crocs if it meant she would stop posting this every month
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i love this woman
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@urfavegem111 I get why other people don't like this but idk my friends can have my exs idc even a little bit, those men weren't for me
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6 years
i would die for her
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@tylerduran21 @celesitial Yeah I'd be worried he'd kill me idk
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@maddyysmiiith For whatever reason it's not believed that we are capable of monogamy? It makes no sense.
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@Iamujer_ y'all just being mad to be mad now
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@seracals_ @realgameraj It doesn't seem at all like you're more confident.
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@Iove666sick @rubyb0oby No one said they should walk free but prisons aren’t the answer especially when they’re not rehabilitating anyone
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@cozyyvlone That beer actually isn’t fully non-alcoholic, it’s got less than 0.05% so it qualifies but definitely not safe during pregnancy.
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@seangarrette He's beautiful
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@Joe23107629 @_slimarella_ @KayloDaBratt Right on cue, the weird ass creep who thinks a 19 year old should settle down because at 30 she'll be "undesirable", just go ahead and register yourself on the perv site I'm sure you know where it is
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@KatjaUncensored @rebmasel Pretty sure one of my sisters has colorectal cancer but they keep saying it's hemorrhoids, no testing or nothing, disgusting world we live in.
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jobs hire you at a shitty pay rate and then treat you badly and then have the audacity to think you're supposed to care when they're short staffed lmaooooooooo cute
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@angrybIackgirI @rubyl4ne Rubs me the wrong way bc if it had been true it really wouldn’t have changed much, he would still have a huge fanbase supporting him regardless but bc it wasn’t true it’s being used as bait for misogynists.
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@_headhands @bornagainst Weird attempt at defending a drunk driver but alright
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@kelseyyraper having stockholm syndrome bc of your parents >>>> amen sis
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meth
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@wkamaitha @CNN if you believe that a man who kidnapped a 16 year old and sold her into sex trafficking deserves to live more than the 16 year old who had to kill him in order to be free you're 100% the worst kind of person
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@Yesimteamedward As soon as she said spanking I knew this wasn't worth watching
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@DreamChildKoLo @orangeponchos Male teachers are the perpetrators in over 80% of cases of sexual assault on students wtf are you on about? 💀
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@dumpstxrfire_ Looks like she needs to retire
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if you retweeted and/or liked this imma just assume you're racist... they're helping this woman and y'all are just like "wow this is deep 😥 who knew black people were so humane? wow 👏🏻" like tf?
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@impxrfectforyou @M00NMARRI0N No one wants to identify as straight ig lmao
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@claudiacann idk if someone would be considered "fragile" for not wanting to engage in a sexual activity that would ultimately make them uncomfortable for financial gain
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@DreamChildKoLo @orangeponchos Men aren't even wanted in morgues because they fuck the dead bodies so often but yeah sure be a pussy doctor 💀 sick
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@robinwagman a great example for mothers everywhere 🖤
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@nohakaffe @rubyl4ne Yeah I’m failing to see how she did anything wrong like I get why someone would feel bad simply because he’s young but in this day and age you should know better regardless
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@gorillapussy1 She really can’t judge with a name like that tbh
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@ripannanic0le @brokeangeI He’s literally a pedophile what’s wrong with you
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@maliahgill Y'all gotta detach a little because omg? It's a little scary
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@SophieASlut IM EXCITEDDD
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@chakenbake the stupid part about this is that even if he was apart of the seminole tribe i don't see why it would be something to mention lmao
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@realonx1 @orikron No we don't 💀
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@alxoh0lic I have a homeless violent unmedicated schizophrenic and a woman who's engaged to her weird ass sugar daddy.. and I couldn't live with her either 😭 tbf she'd probably hit my son and then I'd have to k*ll her so it's okay
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@runwaybella @Drebae_ @alienkyla Shit you got a fucking point
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I have such a strong urge to give birth and keep it a secret because if I have to deal with people trying to give me unsolicited advice or trying to visit without quarantining first I’m going to start beating the shit out of people
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@quietnqueer @666copkiller AND REPORT!!!!! LMK!!!!!!!!
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@TheBearJare this is so pure 😭
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this is child abuse idgaf the law states that the difference between discipline and child abuse is discipline is with an open hand and child abuse is with a fist.. so this belt shit is beyond child abuse it's fucking assault and the fact that y'all normalize this shit...
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@crm049 If you feel like doing that, just dump them. You don't trust them so what's the point?
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@Tdelantec1 @TReck444 @TthaSage I never said a child coming from a single parent household couldn't turn out "bad" because of the parent they live with, just that the absent one is worse. And if they do succeed to any capacity, the absent one should never get credit, you lost me a bit there.
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@ch1keter BIRTHING HIPS 😭
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@DAJ_______ I hate that for you
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@burnvivi "Hey Glozell" I love how casual this is
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@jeweleaves i was just thinking that lmao they made you look kind of scary tbh and they didn't even keep up the same edit in every picture
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@angrybIackgirI @rubyl4ne Now they can be all “women lie bro” and use this as an example when in reality only 2% of reported allegations are proven false.
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@ya_boy_moondog only dirty people getting mad over this tweet lmao
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@okayletto All kids cry over a cookie or some candy at some point, he wouldn't be recording this if she wasn't chubby, this is SICK
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@lotsoflqverry @helllojojo I don't agree with the video either but to act like your childhood was better because you got whooped is CRAZY, Stockholm syndrome got ur ass bad
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What a great time to be 6 months pregnant 🤪
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@GREGY_CK This would make a cool dinner table.. just needs padding for the seats tbh
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@cheybttr @skyblackxxx i really hope she had panties on
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@buggirl This made me bitter lmao so cute 🥺
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@xelessence It's yummy
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My bf turned 27, and my 21 year old sister is like "I can't believe my boyfriend is older than yours".. yeah babe me either I've been saying this 🤮
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@ItsSamG I only ever thought to take mine off because I saw that video before getting mine.. otherwise I'd have been right there with you I fear because I almost forgot
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@ultraspooki Oxygen tanks are probably gonna be flavored soon for ppl like this
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@deletedg1rl Use coke, get diagnosed with costochondritis, chest flares up every time you smoke, momentarily quit, say "when this clears I'll start up again prob, I miss it", but then get pregnant, nurse for 3 years and then get pregnant again. Thats how I quit. It works!
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@NiyahNiyah___ @curlybeviie If my daughter felt she had to be naked at the park, I would simply tell her she shouldn’t be. Kids like to run around naked regardless, and you have to teach them not to. Girl you’re a little.... dense 🥴
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@VividVoid_ @alxoh0lic That's my emotional support clothes pile
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@Slatzism Let's not forget who the providers are though
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@rubyl4ne @nohakaffe I definitely agree I think the only reason they’re trying to make her look bad is bc he’s young but ultimately that doesn’t even matter
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@danishacarterr You gotta be a real lame bitch to care about this; he should've dumped her right there
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My son started teething and he’s mad af
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@lola_naomiade My sister abandoned her son for a homeless man and became homeless with him! Some women really don't care at all, as long as it's a man 😵‍💫
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@chimp__simp The monkey??! 💀
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@mazzypopstar My logo is fighting for its life
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Everyone say hi to my new puppy! He’s 8 weeks old 🥺
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@GlamGothBeauty Went to the account fully expecting a man and it’s a woman tweeting shit like that... sad lmao
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@Joe23107629 @_slimarella_ @KayloDaBratt Way too invested in the life of a teenager lmao who tf cares what her reasoning is? 💀 If he's such a catch you go get him
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James: “victims deserve to be heard” Also James: “but not all of them”
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Victims deserve to be heard & should NEVER be invalidated, but it’s INSANE that anonymous, newly made accounts are popping up with stories and people are just believing it!! With no proof at all?!? I am not defending anyone, but there are always two sides to every story.
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