Jenny and the Bets @colourmesadder Twitter profile

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

7 months

I carry plastic straws in my purse not because I’m a coke head but because I fucking hate turtles.

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Jenny and the Bets

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1 year

It’s true.

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1 year

*I’m a baaaad guy 🎶

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1 year

“I want those rich submarine guys to know it was me.”

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2 years

Hi.

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1 year

Hey if you’re looking for a husband you might want to try Tinder. That’s where I just found my best friends husband.

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Jenny and the Bets

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9 months

I had a date with a Mormon tonight and I don’t think he’s a Mormon anymore.

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1 year

Do these shorts make my ass look fat?

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Jenny and the Bets

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10 months

If my chiropractor calls me ‘chest heavy’ one more time imma marry him 😍

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2 years

No man has all 5 1. Great dick 2. A job 3. Mental stability 4. Good breath 5. A brain

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2 years

❄️❄️❄️

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2 years

Show me your favourite picture of your face and I’ll tell you what you should be when you grow up.

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1 year

I’m just a grown woman in teddy bear pajamas and yesterdays makeup.

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2 years

Ok Leo 😒

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1 year

A lot of you guys look super old for your age what’s your secret?

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1 year

Someone said I was a bot. A bot does not look like this in the morning 🤣

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1 year

So I’m not a size 4 🤣

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1 year

Do you think the incel movement is on the rise because no woman that enjoys sex wants to fuck a conservative?

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2 years

Moody men are so much worse than moody women.

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2 years

When a man goes down on a woman he releases a hormone that prevents his hair from falling out so yay science.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

10 months

How can someone this sweet looking say such terrible things? 🚩

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1 year

Hi new followers. This is me, and I apologize in advance. Not because I’m sorry but because I’m Canadian.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

1 year

Definitely what you get when you’re sliding into my dms. So don’t.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

2 years

Proof of life.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

1 year

So the dude I’m freshly dating went on a 24 hr bender where he was ‘too busy partying’ to text me back and this is why I’m 100% done with men.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

1 year

I had a little breakdown today and I called someone I met on Twitter to talk me down so don’t say this place doesn’t mean anything.

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@colourmesadder

10 months

This is why I don’t let them sleep over.

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1 year

I’m blocking all men my dads age who make gross comments towards me. You’ve been warned.

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1 year

Are we all fucking broken or what?

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1 year

Women over 40 will do that thing you like but we won't put up with your shit.

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@colourmesadder

2 years

Americans have the cheapest gas and complain about gas prices the most.

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@colourmesadder

1 year

Everyone knows I look better in colour, baby 💅🏼

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10 months

Today I typed Bathman instead of Batman and I just invented a new superhero guys.

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10 months

I have a jacuzzi in my hotel room like I’m on my honeymoon.

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1 year

I’m going to selfie every time I’m in a hotel bathroom. The lighting is the best filter in the world 👌🏼

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@colourmesadder

2 years

I would be in way better shape if I was having regular sex.

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Jenny and the Bets

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6 months

Happy festivus 💀🫶🏼

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2 years

No, dude that just retweets selfies and vaginas, I don’t want to follow you back.

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9 months

It’s raining and gross out today so after my walk I showered and proceeded to get back into my sweat pants.

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11 months

I just want the confidence of an ugly man on the internet.

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1 year

@ZeldaAGabriel My uncle died of breast cancer. So yes, even though you are trying to be a bigot right now…cancer knows no bounds.

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1 year

Quote tweet and have your followers rate 0-10 how intimidating they think you are:

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@colourmesadder

11 months

I finally waxed off the hair I was trying to grow so my labia no longer looks like Gandalf at the end of that nerd movie.

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2 years

Don’t hit on me if your grammar sucks.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

1 year

19 was a vibe

¢яαιgσя тнє вαявαяιαη

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1 year

Let’s see you at 19 All Ohio baby faced Craig.

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Jenny and the Bets

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1 year

Why do they gotta make pasties so uncomfortable when clearly a bra would ruin this look?

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2 years

Hi. I’m a lesbian now.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

11 months

Why do men always try to pick you up when they hug you? I’m 5’8, I’m not a Polly Pocket.

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Jenny and the Bets

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9 months

It’s overall szn y’all 🥰

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Jenny and the Bets

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1 year

All 40 year old women want is a good sleep and a dick that works.

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1 year

In a perfect world I’d have 4 quickies in a day.

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1 year

If you never show your face I just assume you’re ugly.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

2 years

Do you regret any of your tattoos?

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Jenny and the Bets

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10 months

It’s never straight.

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Jenny and the Bets

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11 months

I just had a date with a guy who doesn’t smoke weed.

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1 year

Who wants to go to Portugal or Italy with me? Only weirdos.

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1 year

Facts 🐾

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5 months

Next time you’re being mean to me this is whose heart you’re breaking.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

10 months

Twitter is cool because somewhere across the world someone you don’t know hates you.

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1 year

I’m done with feelings 😏

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1 year

Feeling myself today ⛳️

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

6 months

My mom said “we’re taking pictures tonight so wear lots of makeup”…

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@colourmesadder

2 years

Tbh I’m pretty impressed I made it this far in life without contracting an STD.

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2 years

Twitter isn’t real life. Show me a real ugly picture of yourself.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

4 years

If I get back to 6k followers in 24 hours I’ll show you all my fabulous rack.

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@colourmesadder

1 year

I’m 43 and I’ve never eaten a corndog.

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1 year

I have a date tonight. I haven’t dated in 500 years.

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8 months

Thought it was the weekend but it’s only Wednesday.

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11 months

I’m getting re-sized for new bras tomorrow and what if I’m not a DD anymore my whole life is a lie.

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1 year

Surgery is in an hour. Don’t pray, just love each other ❤️

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

2 years

A long goatee is not a beard. You look like a centaur.

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1 year

People are ‘so open minded’ until you tell them you like ketchup on your hotdog.

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@colourmesadder

2 years

Took me a few days to put this into words. When I was in the hospital, I ended up having major complications and having to stay an extra 2 days. My original ride home had to work so I called my ex to see if he would come get me and he asked if my vagina was operational.

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11 months

I honestly can’t wait until we don’t have to hear about a Trump ever again.

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@colourmesadder

2 years

I know you may not believe this but some women just can’t do anal.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

3 months

Proof of life.

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@colourmesadder

1 year

I love how my nosering instantly makes me unattractive to all the right types of men.

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2 years

You may not be the richest guy in the world any more Elon, but you definitely the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

1 year

Happy Pride 2023 🏳️‍🌈

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

8 months

Unfollow me if you’re participating in the unhealthy tradition of no-nut November. It’s prostate cancer awareness month, nut often, eat your blueberries and give me a moustache ride.

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Jenny and the Bets

@colourmesadder

2 years

Expectation 🤝 Reality