Colin Platt @colingplatt Twitter profile

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Colin Platt

4 years

Sometimes when I want to make a trade which I know that I really shouldn't, I just Tweet it instead. So if something sounds like I'm suggesting a trade keep in mind that it's one that I refuse to take myself.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Joining a DAO, 6 months from now:

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

2 years

Getting in before the snapshot. Smart.

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

2 years

BREAKING: The World Bank is set to grant Ukraine a $3 billion aid package

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

2 years

Imagine the first thing you do after claiming your $APE is turning around and sending it to the contract address.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Old lady stops me in front of @EthCC to ask what was going on. I said it was a cryptocurrency event, her response: "ah you mean the thing that exists without existing"

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

There are only 3 relevant USD stablecoins: USDC - Domestic dollars USDT - Offshore Eurodollars DAI - Super offshore Eurocryptodollars Brands/names may change but I can't see room for more.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

What's the policy on tax write-offs for algo stablecoins?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

I hope that the $LINK Marines absolutely rekt @ZeusCapitalLLP FYI, I own zero LINK.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

2 years

picture 1: 91k gas picture 2: 69k gas picture 3: me upon learning this...

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

6 years

What if Bitcoin is just really elaborate performance art to show that nothing has intrinsic value and that money is a fabricated idea...?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

NFTs will solve climate change.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

The institutions are coming and they want your JPEGs

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

So total cryptocoin market cap just lost $0.5T today. But have we *earned* it?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Are you really in crypto if you aren't in at least a dozen Discord and Telegrams for projects that you literally have no idea what they do?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

43% tax in the US. Does that make France a tax haven now?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

A herd of 2007 Kia Sedona: Nature at its finest

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

7 years

You all realize that the SEC just gave the green light to companies to issue securities on public blockchains? $ETH

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 2007 Kia Sedona 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

6 years

I just published “How I became a Crypto Quadrillionaire without writing a single line of code…”

How I became a Crypto Quadrillionaire without writing a single line of code…

People that know me know that I think that most “crypto tokens” are a joke. While there certainly are innovations in this wild-world of…

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

11 months

Hey, news from me.

Liquity

@LiquityProtocol

11 months

new hire alert 🔔🚨 We are delighted to announce that @colingplatt will be supporting our launch of 'v2' as the Head of Product. Colin has a strong financial background and has been active in the DeFi space since its inception. He has advised several projects from startups to

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

The ultimate flex in crypto will be pulling up to Devcon in a 2007 Kia Sedona. Few, very few.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

Just learned about a new scam happening on @UniswapProtocol , probably late to the party, but still worth sharing. TL;DR people create a fake token, seed a Uniswap pool with ETH, let people buy it, then remove all of the liquidity, leaving people with worthless tokens.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

6 years

#fintech

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

@cmsholdings

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Ok screw it, I did it. Say hello to Extension Loot, it's just like Loot but there are another 7777 to claim... oh and it's Black text on White. Free to claim, accepts claims for IDs 8001-15777. Do it, or don't. Whatever.

Extension Loot: xLOOT Token | Address 0x8bf2f876e2dcd2cae9c3d272f325776c82da366d | Etherscan

The Contract Address 0x8bf2f876e2dcd2cae9c3d272f325776c82da366d page allows users to view the source code, transactions, balances, and analytics for the contract address. Users can also interact and...

etherscan.io

Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Loot but for people that missed Loot?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

It's 2025, ETH moved to PoS years ago. Ethereans are still spending 18 hours a day on Twitter arguing with normies saying that NFTs kill the environment as the normies pull up articles about ETC.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

Did anyone ever consider how many $UNI the people running repeat ruggings just made? Some of them were running it from new accounts everytime. Today was probably more profitable than the actual rug pulls.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

Indentured servitude, you've invented indentured servitude!

Jon Kutsmeda (LendZen)

@JonKutsmeda

5 years

Eventually it won’t just be “reward” tokens, there will be tokenization of our future output potential. Imagine being able to pledge your future productivity as collateral. It’s like we all get to IPO ourselves. #blockchain #tokenizetheworld

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

6 years

You were all just here for the technology anyways...

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

2 years

Dear Wormhole hacker, Hear me out, you could take the 80k ETH over to Uniswap and go on an absolute shitcoin shopping spree and die a legend. Consider it.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

Dear Ethereans, BTC is a valueless governance token of launched by anons. Ape in.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

1 year

Made a fun thing, @Uniswap as an onchain NFT! Try it: 1 - get on Goerli 2 - 3 - Open the original data source (see below) 4 - Connect 5 - Enter some amount and hit swap ETH for UNI (confirm in Metamask) You just did a swap from an onchain website.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Imagine suing someone for shorting the pico bottom on 13 March 2020:

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Periodic reminder to VCs calling the top. Paris was balls deep in shitcoins while your fund was ignoring emails from Vitalik and Gavin before the presale.

Diana Biggs

@DianacBiggs

7 years

To all the haters, @ParisHilton actually knew what #ethereum was before most of you 🤔🤗😘

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

PTK Phoundation welcomes our latest advisors! @Nouriel @VitalikButerin #AlwaysBeShilling #NumberGoUp @Deconomy_forum

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

Respect the pump. I respect the pump in all assets. Why? Because it's kind of like Karma, you know. The power of the pump always comes back to you if you respect the pump of other people. It's crazy but I have this belief. Whatever pumps, you have to pay respect.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

Yield farming

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

The next DeFi boom is going to be led by a DAO of anons building wild shit.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

8 months

Me: can we have Blast ? Mom: we have Blast at home Blast at home:

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

1 year

Speaking at this year’s #AvalancheSummit in Barcelona, May 3-5. Join me and hundreds of other top industry leaders in #crypto . Snag your ticket at #Avalanche

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Am I the first?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

Someone asked how to explain Bitcoin & Crypto to the normies, this got me thinking about how to do this for the top 10. A thread!

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

BTC in 2012 was about $6. $300k @ $6 = 50k BTC Today 50k BTC = $3.2bn

Garry Tan

@garrytan

3 years

I funded Coinbase in 2012. 6000x on my best startup investment yet.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Corey Quinn

@QuinnyPig

3 years

I get that when the only tool you have is explosive every problem looks like milliseconds of fun, but at what point does dynamiting the cargo ship out of the way become the most economically viable option?

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@colingplatt

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

1 year

Happy Friday, made something on @CantoPublic . Introducing @doctor_canto , a fully onchain, generative PFP featuring who else? It's a weird one. Max supply 10k, but with a Twist. The supply is limited to 100 right now.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Ok I'll bite, what's Dfinity?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

7 years

If you have 16mins to spare, let me know what you think about my “Thoughts on the taxonomy of blockchains & DLT”

Thoughts on the taxonomy of blockchains & distributed ledger technologies

The recent discussion of R3’s previous public disclosures that Corda is a distributed ledger, not blockchain, as well as Hyperledger…

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

7 years

4 POINT ICO PLAN 1. White paper out 2. Cash in 3. Lawyer up 4. Bro down

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

6 years

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of rekt I take a look at my Blockfolio and realize there's nothin' left ‘Cause I've been BTFD and HODL so long That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

"Libra Reserve for Crypto Bozos" - Check it out, I wrote it.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

2 years

Airdrop, but for addresses that deployed contracts.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Put together a @DuneAnalytics dashboard for @lootproject , forked from @wholisticguy 's Pudgy dashboard:

Loot Degen Dashboard

Blockchain ecosystem analytics by and for the community. Explore and share data from Ethereum, Bitcoin, Polygon, BNB Chain, Solana, Arbitrum, Avalanche, Optimism, Fantom and Gnosis Chain for free.

dune.com

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Just a reminder, you're probably wrong about a lot of things right now.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

IOTA pumping. They must have turned it back on.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

A short DeFi story

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Launching an ICO to raise funds to buy Clubhouse and shut it down.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

xLoot — Use in any way you want

So… it has been a whirlwind week. For me it started around here:

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

How XRPers imagine bank boardrooms... CEO: I saw that @XRPBoi3785962 said that XRP clears in 3 seconds and SWIFT is a dinosaur, maybe we should get on board Board: Absolutely, let's abandon SWIFT! CEO: #XRPtheStandard

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

. @pudgy_penguin floor now at Ξ1.83. Those of you in the old school who believe this is a bubble simply have not understood the new mathematics of NFTs, or you did not cared enough to try. Bubbles are mathematically impossible in this new paradigm. So are corrections and all else

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Them: so your silly minivan coin got robbed. I guess you'll stop talking about it now. Me:

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Taking a new Dona out for a spin today.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

Life comes at you fast.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

I've noticed a massive uptick in unsolicited Telegram messages since crypto started rallying. I decided yesterday to run with one and see where it left us. For your viewing pleasure, I present a conversation with Danielle:

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Everyone in crypto should default to UTC. Anyone who says otherwise is a fiat statist shill, especially those EST maxis. EST is the Bolivar of timezones.

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@fintechfrank

3 years

We switched to UTC from EST The Block. Unbelievable. As if I don’t have to deal with enough math in my day to day

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

1 year

Amazing news from @sunnya97 that Cosmos is going to become an Avalanche subnet!

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

1 year

Unironically bullish af. Imagine being able to buy exposure to an entire generation of nerds' midlife crises.

1chioku.eth 🦇🔊

@1chioku

1 year

I am 99% sure Canto is made of of dudes in their mid thirties trying to remake a 90s themed cypher punk meme chain.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

People that say ETH is a scam need to learn nuance and expand their vocabulary. People that say BTC is only middle aged white men with doomsday fantasies need to work on making fewer hasty generalizations.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

Bit of Friday news from me. I've started writing a weekly column for @decryptmedia on #DeFi Check out my first piece: "MakerDAO: How to be your own pawnshop"

MakerDAO: How to be your own pawnshop - Decrypt

Everything you wanted to know about how to use MakerDAO and using ETH and Dai and Oasis to generate stability fees

decrypt.co

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

Ok so I'll bite... What's BSV?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Pengu impressed:

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

2 years

Made a thing. Onchain PNGs that update on each block. Claimable by @BASEDghouls and free mint from 6667-9999. Mint from contract. Details in description, no roadmap, no promises. It's only a PNG.

ghoulBalls | Address 0x71d870a0ab98d2d012a5579642dcbbf447607781 | Etherscan

The Contract Address 0x71d870a0ab98d2d012a5579642dcbbf447607781 page allows users to view the source code, transactions, balances, and analytics for the contract address. Users can also interact and...

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

@ceterispar1bus @Dogetoshi

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

Only in crypto can one promote overinvestment in highly risky financial products to vulnerable people and consider it noble.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

I'm gonna tell my kids that this was @0xzak

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

2 years

Buying a 2007 Kia Sedona doesn't seem so silly now, does it?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Get em

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

It's Christmas Eve. I told my kids that if they're naughty then Santa will leave XRP in their stocking.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

If @UniswapProtocol tries to vampire back LPs from @SushiSwap they should give 10x rewards to SUSHI-ETH LP holders. Trust me I've done the math, only way this thing works.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

7 years

Even at 30,000 feet in the air @VitalikButerin is there! #Ethereum

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

Now that #BSC has shown its potential to onboard masses to DeFi with cheap and fast transactions, it's time we ask ourselves: what purpose does $TRX serve?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

4 years

Did Kodak announce a DeFi project?

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

6 years

Look at them ICOs that's the way you do it You write the solidity on the ETH That ain't workin that's the way you do it Money for nothin & lambos for free Now that ain't workin that's the way you do it Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a subpoena from the SEC

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

This man owns a disgusting amount of stables. Have some conviction and slam that into shitcoins, ser.

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@Dogetoshi

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Some quick math on how much Justin Sun withdrew from Aave this morning. ETH - $2,116,753,700 USDC - $1,184,244,117 WBTC - $681,409,607 USDT - $188,079,787 TUSD - $45,116,588 Total $4.2B

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

1 year

Might go wild and launch a really weird abstract art NFT on @CantoPublic

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

3 years

gm pengus

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

1 year

Let's just face it, it's the ShnoisesChain now.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

1 year

today I discovered callbacks in Solidity structs. Nightmare fuel.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

If the first Bitcoin ETF doesn't have the ticket symbol $REKT then Crypto Twitter has failed.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

3. XRP – Theranos.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

Between @MakerDAO and @TheRealBlockFi are we on the cusp of a crypto lending bubble? If so, it could be way more ruinous than the ICO bubble. Be careful out there.

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

Price went down Bitcoin never goes down 🚀

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

5 years

As Bitcoin nears 13k. Please remember math!

John McAfee

@officialmcafee

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Bitcoin now at $16,600.00. Those of you in the old school who believe this is a bubble simply have not understood the new mathematics of the Blockchain, or you did not cared enough to try. Bubbles are mathematically impossible in this new paradigm. So are corrections and all else

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Colin Platt

@colingplatt

2 years

This sucked, so I helped the @CanToeNFT team set royalties on @AltoMarket for all the affected NFTs to 99.99% on all IDs above 2417

CanToe.canto➕ (🦶,🦶)

@CanToeNFT

2 years

So here’s the deal @abitofsatoshi just burn the NFTs (keep 100) we’ll cut our supply and let toes just trade on secondary market that way you won’t have to fuck over our project or our community. Not really sure why you did what you did but this is the best solution I guess