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🌽 cofounder @use_corn , 🏊 cofounder @0xbowio , ⬆️ managing partner @numbergroupxyz , 📖 author of EIP-6968 @ethereum , 🇺🇸 NJP recipient @USMC

Nashville, TN
Joined June 2016
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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your Limited Edition Sonic the Hedgehog Curry.
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@MrMaketsu imagine thinking about this and then tweeting it
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4 years
My parents generation found LSD, we found ETH
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ETH at $4200 within 69 hours.
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Sold all my ETH. Will buy it back at $3k.
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ETH is currently at $4,177. At $7,824, it will flip BTC.
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wtf is happening
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4 years
My mom asked if Ethereum was my new company. I said yes.
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Don’t buy Bitcoin. This is not a joke.
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2 years
i heard that someone is building a defi protocol that uses coingecko as the price oracle. if you're considering using coingecko as a price oracle, DO NOT. coingecko is NOT a price oracle. i cannot stress enough what a dangerous idea this is for a whole variety of reasons.
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3 years
@TrustlessState “Are you David?” “Yes.” “Here’s your chai latte.” “Thanks.”
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5 years
I hope Craig Wright doesn’t sue me for this article which includes my technical explanation as to why BSV sucks.
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literally every developer we've interviewed recently has likely been a north korean.
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stick with me, so ethereum infrastructure and protocols are like farmland and builders are the farmers who harvest farmland but why are there so few grocery stores & restaurants (ie. products, front-ends) being built on top of our open source ethereum farmland?
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3 years
Really glad people are talking about how underpayed protocol/core devs are. I was severely burnt out after spending years essentially groveling for 5 figure grants. The last grant I did took 7 months to negotiate and I only received half of the payment.
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Text RESIST to 50409 and use the below message as a template: Hi, I’m contacting you to ask that you support Senator Wyden, Toomey, and Lummis’s amendment to the cryptocurrency provision of the infrastructure bill (H.R. 3684) . This amendment will ensure that the provision does
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I’m a Bitcoiner. I’m also an Etherean. Yes, we exist.
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gm denver
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10 months
i got sim swapped and @code4rena 's twitter is now compromised. don't click any links.
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2 years
For those of you who don’t know much about my background, I was a network engineer in the Marine Corps. I helped build the internet infrastructure in Iraq in 2007-2008 and managed cryptographic assets for the Department of Defense. On this deployment, I discovered Tor
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22 days to $10k ETH
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Back in my day, we called a “single sequencer” a “server.”
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1 year
what's stopping you from making your app look like this? smdh
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Canto now has: Redstone Oracles SCRY Oracles Covalent APIs Transpose APIs Ansybl providing node as a Service 1000+ builders across 6 seasons of canto online hackathon This was all done in ~6 months with 0 funding. No VCs. Nothing but love, friends, and brain power.
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Hired this new solidity dev and he wrote a contract with 17 nested loops.
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don't worry guys, we still have music NFTs to look forward to
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🤝
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kinda crazy that they only picked Istanbul for devconnect because all the core devs wanted to get hair transplants
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1 year
@boygrrI Having an AUTISTIC mother. 💜 👸 🗿
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What did he mean by this?
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2 years
Unpopular opinion, but building through a bear market is awesome. So much less noise. Vision becomes way sharper and the people who stick around are in it for the love of the game. This is when the real work gets done. LFG.
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I don’t need CoinGecko. I’ve got my mommy.
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Eth is programmatic retirement.
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EIP-6969 presents a generalized protocol which networks can reference to implement Canto’s Contract Secured Revenue (CSR). Although this initial EIP targets L2 implementation, it can be applied to any network which uses EIP-1559 logic, including ETH mainnet.
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After I say “that’s crazy” twice, please wrap up your story.
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4 years
good engineers copy, great engineers paste
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We doing ETH Denver this year or what?
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Canto is experiencing an unprecedented amount of traffic and a large portion of the network is relying entirely on three RPC providers. The easiest and most effective way to contribute to the community is to run your own node!
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I’m in it for the tech. It just so happens that the tech is money.
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looking for a solidity dev (ikr). hmu if you wanna build dope stuff tho. it's cool if you're just starting out.
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I’ve mostly been off Twitter for the past few weeks because we had a baby boy! Please welcome Isaak who came into this world at block 14546927.
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The @0xPolygon team is incredible, mission driven, and aligned with everything we’ve been building for years. Glad to have them around and looking forward to seeing what they put out in the future. Thanks @MihailoBjelic , @jdkanani , @sandeepnailwal , and everyone else!
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They’re on to us.
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I don’t own enough ETH.
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1 year
@MultichainOrg oh no not Red Light Chain!!!! 🚨🚨🚨
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logic is the enemy of profit
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2 years
can't wait for the solana cell phone so sbf can frontrun my calls to my wife
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Is there a more terrifying combination of words than “wanna do a call?”
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I’m voting for Trump.
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Which milady is this?
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gonna be talking about canto on @BanklessHQ in like an hour and some change
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The fact of the matter is that this space has been built on the backs of hard-working and passionate protocol nerds who do it for the love of the game, not the money, but after years of seeing people come and go, making millions and millions off our work, what do you expect?
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Right now, my price prediction for ETH is $55,062.68.
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Ada launching in Denton, Texas in ten minutes. I've waited a very long time for this day. Congratulations and thanks to the community there A mechanic hits his vape, mega clouds, what the fuck’s a blockchain, bro.
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Ada launching in Azerbaijan in ten minutes. I've waited a very long time for this day. Congratulations and thanks to the community there <poem/>
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ᴱᴵᴾ⁻¹⁵⁵⁹ 🌝 ——⛵️————————— 🏊‍♀️ ᵘˡᵗʳᵃˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ 🦈 ᵐᵉᵛ
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This was the craziest shit I've seen in a while. $LINK eating up massive sell wall and mooning past $10 to ATH.
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DeFi: Turning your 401k into a 404k
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Japanese toilets are better tech than crypto.
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2 years
Fact of the matter is, SBF and his cartel were entirely holding back the industry. It might hurt now, but if you’re in the space for the right reasons (decentralization, equal access to finance), you’re going to flourish in the long run.
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moved into new house in nashville. great neighborhood. neighbors brought us vegetables from their garden, others brought cookies, shared their wifi with us. i told them i'd be sure to share any ultra chad alpha leaks i get with them and then they stopped talking to me.
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rip anon
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"Socialism can work. Just look at Scandinavia." "That's not socialism. It's just capitalism with an extended social safety net." "Okay... Can we do that here then?" "No. That would be socialism."
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I will be in Denver tomorrow. If you see me, say “nice”, then we’ll fist bump and take it from there.
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gm+
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what’s the actual point in having an anon account if you’re just gonna go to a party and smugly tell everyone who you are on twitter over and over again
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you can do defi on google sheets
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A photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them she was Ethereum aligned.
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ultra sound Ethiopia
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A group of developers is called a “virginity.”
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Check out my hot wife! Marriage achievement unlocked. Thanks for all the well-wishes, love, and support. Grateful to be part of such a great community of family and friends. Namaste, y’all.
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@nadertheory This is hilariously uninformed and downright awful.
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They're launching a DeFi platform.
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The boys are back in town.
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Fun fact: they've actually scientifically cured anxiety They ran a study and had a 100% cure rate and I've been using it for years now and it's worked 100% of times for me Step 1: breathe completely out, emptying your lungs Step 2: take a deep breath in and hold it a few
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Excited to announce the launch of the Canto Protocol Improvement Cluster. I will be leading this initiative alongside the phenomenal teams at @Plex_Official and @B__Harvest . If you’d like to work on Canto protocols, membership is open and permissionless.
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For fun, I've been building out what I like to call a "decentralized dungeon protocol" called Divine Keys.
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The size of bank failures since 2000:
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@AutismCapital Is this… based?
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@Bonecondor (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ practice radical empathy ♥
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ethereum is programmable bitcoin
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"There's our little art collector! Why don't you come down and tell the family about your JPEG collection, honey?"
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I used to think I was too dumb to work in finance but now it’s clear that I’m not nearly dumb enough.
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gm osaka
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Bring back the LAN party.
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touching sand (hating it)
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few understand but contract secured revenue (CSR) on canto is going to revolutionize on-chain economies and the development process in general by significantly reducing the need to worry about how to monetize
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A photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them they would accrue points for being photographed.
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👀
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Where’d these come from?
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Are we breaking ATH tonight or what? Trying to rewatch Mean Girls in peace.
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Did you know that Alan Turing was the first gay person to use a computer?
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. @elonmusk can I trade you some eth for a tesla?
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The @SlingshotCrypto engineering team is so OP now. We’re gonna crush 2022.
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omg plz ignore any ohm forks. how do you even logically justify a jillion percent apy?
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For those of you asking me about CEX listings, I helped build @SlingshotCrypto . What makes you think I know or care anything about centralized finance?
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