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i hate splatoon 3, video game movies and gallade. don’t ever fact check me thanks 🩶

I LUV GERMANY 😍
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
7 months
drawing a Pokémon a day keeps the doctor away!
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
1 year
the fact that they introduced SQUID SURGE in this game & you can’t even use it on half the maps because there’s barely any inkable walls in the map design
@tristan_salutes
𓆩✦𓆪 Tristan 2 𓆩✦𓆪
1 year
What is your biggest pet peeve with Splatoon? I'll start: The fact that, in year 2023, people are *still rolling* with rollers.
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
11 months
@SplatoonNA FREE THE INTERN HE AINT DO NUN
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@colgeras
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8 months
@OatmealThoughts i mean japan still has problems with color that’s facts 😭 but this is very unserious
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@colgeras
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7 months
@AndyLaVGC OKAY SO I WASNT THE ONLY ONE 😭
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
1 year
@LunZooka I still refuse to believe that’s out of bounds idc idc
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@colgeras
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8 months
@Splatlion AND there’s verticality? AND a decently unique setting? this map is gonna be sm fun
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
9 months
this is me…and that’s you…😭😭
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@colgeras
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1 year
@lildevilhorns still wouldn’t be playable but at least it’d be less miserable
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1 year
@NintendoAmerica not one person asked for DS Mario Circuit
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@colgeras
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1 year
@ProChara sometimes this game doesn’t feel like a third entry in a series at all and this is why
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11 months
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10 months
@LeanYoshi the gear situation keeps getting worse
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@colgeras
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6 months
0 fucks given
@buckwindow
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6 months
Who got that one Pokémon clip
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@colgeras
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8 months
@Frenchedfey @OatmealThoughts okay? what does that have to do with my tweet
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10 months
@LeanYoshi crazy how the idol badges are team exclusive I know the completionists are crying rn
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@colgeras
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10 months
frye you need to start getting angry
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saimurai❇️
1 year
@ASmolNoko seeing official Splatoon stuff on 3DS is so surreal
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
5 months
forgot how people from stan twitter have the ability to gag
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
10 months
@CRB_Posting the fact that they left ELITER and DUALIES to rot is just crazy to me considering how popular those weapons are/used to be
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
1 year
@crestofmiracles @Ink__University Pokémon typing splatfest was balanced; they just SUCK at picking good topics
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1 year
@Nick___V LITERALLY. & sure it takes less time to get to objectives but it takes away the scale of the map in a game full of maps with no sense of scale…
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8 months
@CashCapitalC @OatmealThoughts let’s not act dense next
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1 year
@Vicvillon I don’t even want ink consumption changes I just want a fixed hitbox
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@colgeras
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9 months
don’t understand blacks hating this haircut considering it’s the closest thing we have to a box fade in this game…😭😭
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
9 months
@kaasiand can u imagine 1 killer wail on mincemeat or barnacle and dime tho omg
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saimurai❇️
8 months
@spamvilyaoi_ @Frenchedfey @OatmealThoughts not them tweeting at me and then blocking me sjshdhdh scary ass
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@colgeras
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9 months
@tristan_wipes NO HEAR ME OUT (art by @/hughdebeste)
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@colgeras
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11 months
@Sun_3_is_god_ @smokypogg2 Ok but most of it is completely valid criticism though?
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11 months
@ASmolNoko now you know that’s what it’ll come down to in the end
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@colgeras
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1 year
@singularyike1 🥲🥲🥲 i Hope they restore the maps to what they were before but they won’t
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
10 months
plays in the name of love
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
8 months
if they don’t rework hammerhead this will actually be hell on earth
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@colgeras
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6 months
no bc why does Sega reallyyyyy hate 2000s handheld Sonic like even in Generations the Advance games were almost completely overlooked in both versions why is classic sonic here now sjsjsns
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
1 year
@FEConversations best retainer duo right here
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
1 year
@SplatoonNA goodbye crabtank
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
7 months
tracing official art and in game models
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@colgeras
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7 months
HATING ASS SINISTEA LMFAO
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@colgeras
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4 months
i love this octoling’s dedication to not serving
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8 months
oh so Indigo Disk is double battle based…they did this for me
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1 year
ifb need more Splatoon moots ❤️
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1 year
@KibryHouse literally it’s like they completely forgot about it 2 AND 1 both had better maps for it than 3 💀
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@colgeras
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10 months
all Team Frye has been seeing this Splatfest
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1 year
@ProChara so ur advanced in age
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11 months
@SplatoonNA LETS FUCKING GO
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@colgeras
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6 months
@fuhlip it mainly gets dogged on for being too handholdy at the beginning of the game which is a problem Gen 5 did not have (the Alola games r my fav btw)
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@gimmie20dollas the buc ees 😭
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saimurai❇️
1 year
@TheBipedalSquid THEY TURNED OFF ONLINE MULTIPLAYER?! OMG
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
1 year
this random crossover is literally my brand like wow
@Jiikae
Jiikae
1 year
Talked about this before but in Janet Jackson’s music video for ‘Doesn’t Really Matter’ there is footage of Shenmue, Samba de Amigo and Jet Set Radio playing in the background (Jet Set Radio also wasn’t released yet when this video was shot)
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@colgeras
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10 months
@KeionJ05 holy shit he’s wearing those Purple Tenyas lmao
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@colgeras
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7 months
@Arepower1 @CentroLeaks not a literal battle facility LMFAOOOO
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@Gdashfan13G @SplatoonNA now yk they didn’t think that far ahead
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saimurai❇️
11 months
@TheBipedalSquid i feel the exact same…it’s an expectations vs reality thing 😭 if that new map(s) doesn’t look good during tomorrows reveal I’ll know the devs don’t know how to make fun maps for good and rest easy
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
8 months
y’all think we’ll probably see the next rework in January ?
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Splatoon North America
9 months
One last update from SRL today via our friends at Mahi-Mahi Resort. "Dear guests, we regret to inform you that we will be closing the facility for maintenance from 5 PM PT on 10/15 to 7 PM PT on 10/17. The large pool needs to be cleaned. You know what you did."
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@colgeras
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1 year
@MrDjWalnut the grapple hook tongue is the most insane thing ever
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
9 months
i personally realized how diff the map design was from splatoon 2 to 3 bc i dropped the carbon roller in turf war in 2 i used the vanilla kit casually for years bc i could just roll without being bothered since the maps had space in 3 i am forced to fight w it, so i dropped it
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@colgeras
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@OatmealDome and no clothing outside the catalog
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@TheBipedalSquid that soloq struggle 😭
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1 year
@jelfonzo NO I SHOULD BE MY 600LB LIFE I SHOULD BE APART OF THIS
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saimurai❇️
1 year
@SplatoonNA Angle Shooter mid but Killer Wail is gonna combo so well
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
10 months
I always assumed it went like this 🌚🌝
@latkedelrey
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did you guys know a lot of people think the asteroid wiped the dinosaurs out by like. hitting them all at once
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@colgeras
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@KeionJ05 that’s what i’m thinking especially bc they literally are in an airport like. they better fly to Starfish
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9 months
@tristan_wipes what does this even mean i hâte yall
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9 months
@kaasiand you are so right especially with the maps being crampfest choke points , like it wasn’t as bad in 2 but we started to see that design philosophy with some of those maps and 3 kept that philosophy, worsened it and then applied it to returning maps from 1
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@colgeras
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7 months
making someone deactivate over this is…crazy to say the least
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
10 months
they can fix this.
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8 months
@crabtanktism did you know fnaf plus released???? i’m playing on discord today
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1 year
@KeionJ05 bc it has the least amount of content lol
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
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@Joaoz04 @Sun_3_is_god_ @smokypogg2 they most definitely still do, any player will want maps that don’t feel samey to play on and their weapon to have a second kit
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
10 months
Shellendorf was not that bad y’all were overreacting
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saimurai❇️
11 months
@Barbie_pinke Splatoon 2 gear was so fly and they are purposefully holding it back from us like
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saimurai❇️
1 year
@KairoMNE like it’s not looking good for us…they like making the maps objective focused and not creative/fun focused
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
1 year
I am literally working at Walgreens rn it should’ve been my location
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@cherresoda
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my local walgreens is NUTS dawg WHAT IS THIS
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@colgeras
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perhaps one of my favorite fakemon concepts?
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
5 months
it’s just not necessary at all like God forbid a feminine character wear tight clothing this community is so annoying 😭
@ochomitsu
rocket \ stargazer
5 months
I cannot be the only one uncomfortable with the constant sexualization of agent 8 righr
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@colgeras
saimurai❇️
10 months
I want them to remove this glass it would help the stage a lot
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@colgeras
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6 months
this replay about to be LEGENDARY will not be disclosing how much I paid for these 🌚❤️
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@colgeras
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9 months
ppl died for her in real life I’m so shocked by this addition 😭
@NickBrawlGame
Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl
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Featuring a unique cheer meter, Ember Mclain joins Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 with far reaching guitar attacks and strong abilities. Check out her breakdown below! @Nickelodeon #NASB2
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@colgeras
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“count how many splatoon 3 maps still desperately need reworks”
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@ProChara does CrabLeg Capital remind you of Mincemeat or am I just crazy
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@colgeras
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9 months
everything matches.
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it’s just not right!
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@OatmealDome does the halftime team ever win overall
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@spaacechannel5 @SplatoonNA they literally forgot about it entirely
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@MrDTwi1 @AndyLaVGC because the game IS buggy my switch was a docked, OLED that’s barely even 6 months old. this game needs some major bug fixes
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@ashbinary_ please make a second acc…like what could it possibly be 😭
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8 months
so they actually got rid of Circles i know y’all loved my Circle i’m so sorry to everyone :(
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@colgeras
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7 months
he just did not gaf
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@colgeras
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11 months
some of us care abt how our character looks
@ThatSrb2DUDE
DUDE @ Splatoon 3
11 months
I guarantee that the part of the Splatoon Community that complained about the Catalogue today. Are not going to care tomorrow or will remember it is a thing when the new season comes through. I genuinely feel its not that deep for real.
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@colgeras
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Inteleon swipes his face card, it declines. He swipes it again, it declines. Suddenly, a woman from the back of the line, "i can help you" she says, pulling a face card out from her pocket. She swipes it and the payment is accepted.
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@colgeras
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7 months
this character design is a crime
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@colgeras
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8 months
@KeionJ05 right? the original tricolor concept was wayyyy more interesting to me. but instead of fixing the matchmaking for it they totally gave up
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me in marlin airport x-rank match
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@colgeras
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6 months
the way none of these r stupid…
@GETOUTOFTHER0AD
ali division ! 🏳️‍⚧️ 57
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STUPIDEST HAIRCUT IN POKEMON TOURNAMENT - ROUND 1
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