they/them | 19 | Professional Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe connoisseur | Recycled Brella ๐ | nonbinary | plays for
@RIT_Splatoon
| Also an artist!! :3
This is Furukawa, President of Nintendo. We will make an announcement about the successor to Nintendo Switch within this fiscal year. It will have been over nine years since we announced the existence of Nintendo Switch back in March 2015. We will be holding a Nintendo Direct
>not a single memorable level
>story is so forgettable that it's just a blur
>new characters just as quickly forgotten
>not even the music is brought up in discussion nowadays
let's face it, Splatoon Island was such a nothingburger of a game, why did they even release it?
Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, Sniperwriter 5H gameplay was broadcasted on the TV. He started watching and instantly fell into a permanent slumber, God is great ๐
Splatoon 3 ship 11.96m units to date, including another 250k copies this quarter.
Less than 1.4m units before Splatoon 2 can be dethroned as the franchise top title.
Imagine bouncing an Angle Shooter off the walls of a narrow corridor, pinning down a rival. If they touch the line, they take damage...so while they hesitate, you pounce with your heavy main weapon and ink 'em up good! Take that, Gary! I mean...if your rival's name is Gary.
Weapons that NEVER appeared in a Splatoon 3 balance patch (outside of PFS changes and Salmon Run):
52 Gal
Squiffer
Charger
Eliter
Trislosher
Explosher
Heavy Splatling
Dualie Squelchers
Tetra Dualies
Tenta Brella
Rapid Blaster Pro
Decavitator
Iโve been seeing some confusion about the timeline of events so hereโs some more stuff in chronological order, showcasing more of just how out of nowhere some of these transitions were and how pushy it started to feel, where it was hard to do anything but just try to move on
Once there was a website named Digg. Itโs users loved it. But, Digg started making changes that the users didnt like, so users migrated to its competitors, and the site ended up dead and abandoned.
Once there was a website named Redditโฆ
it is really funny that reddit is fighting its striking workers tooth and nail for "access to a website that doesnt fucking suck ass" rather than thanking its lucky stars that all of them are volunteers
@Diviously
Everytime someone says โoh but it doesnt look like mikuโ i lose my mind cause apparently they have never seen another miku design before ๐ญ
6 KITS. ONLY 6 WEAPONS ARE GETTING NEW KITS THIS SEASON. NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO MAKE A FULL MATCH.
1 NEW MAP. NO RETURNING MAPS AT ALL
AND THIS SEVERE LACK OF CONTENT IS GONNA BE DEFENDED BY THE BASEMENT DWELLERS THAT DEMAND YOU DONT INSULT THEIR FAVORITE BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY!!!!!
During the Splatfest, Off the Hook will perform an updated version of Color Pulse for their Splatsville fans! Sez Marina, "Singing that intro always reminds me of seven years ago when we first took the stage with the legendary Squid Sisters. Feels like it was yesterday!"
-Splatfest begins
-A team is significantly more popular than the others
-They get into nothing but mirror matches
-Halftime hits and they aren't winning because they only play mirror matches
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-Splatfest begins