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Arsenal FC, ❤ Irish Genealogy . Breast Cancer Survivor

Belfast Ireland
Joined October 2010
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
@_asvpmonique I'm just trying to work out how he got her pregnant? how did he find where to put It? roll her in flour and look for a damp spot?
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
1 year
My childhood was totally fucked up, house raided by British soldiers faces blackened at 4am all under house arrest still there at 9.30am no school for me, 7 years old my brother 13 and mum and dad, no one in my family were ever arrested or in any trouble. We were Catholics.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
1 year
Full vid of the #Culture on the glorious 12th
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1 year
@K4Y5H44N He gives me the ick, I don't find him in any way attractive
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1 year
@ablqckdxgger Trying to turn them all against him so she can play the victim and not admit she's been the villain
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
5 years
@andrewshornby @Stillnotarsed Not embarrassing at all, actually shows maturity on your part, you'd be an asset to any employer wish you all the best xx.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
2 years
#StopThePlane might be a better Idea to put the whole Tory government on a plane and send them instead.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
3 years
Only in #Belfast
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@Colette_AFC
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1 year
@imarobot___ 100% spot on
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
3 years
@MirrorBreaking_ Hitting your partners mother? Thats soooo bad, she did the right thing dumping him imo.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
@beINSPORTSUSA @MoSalah looks like Leo Sayer
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
9 years ago today I was diagnosed with Invasive ductal carcinoma, (breast cancer) I'm so relieved I'm still here to tell the tale.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
1 year
Wtf Jesus Christ
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
8 years
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
1 year
@xtremem23 But it wasn't anywhere on any particular day, it was Loyalist Sandy Row on The Twelfth Of July, a day of "Celebration and Culture" maybe that was the sham battle of the Boyne we witnessed?
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
1 year
14 years ago today I was sitting in the breast clinic in Belfast City Hospital waiting on the results of a breast lump, turns out id an aggressive invasive #BreastCancer , fast forward #ImAlive and well. Cancer isnt always a death sentence, the sooner you act the better.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
4 years
#RememberMyNoah #Week26 #NoahDonohoe #NoahsArmy #PSNI Give his mother the truth. IF YOU SEE THIS TWEET PLEASE PLEASE RETWEET IT
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@Colette_AFC
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
7 years
@rickygervais since Jesus doesn't exist it has to be Donald
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
11 months
Thank you #Arsenal my birthday is now complete ❤️
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3 years
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@Colette_AFC
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2 years
@brendanhughes64 @BelfastLive Yeah because saying northern Ireland is gonna heat houses, feed the hungry and look after the NHS..
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4 years
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@Colette_AFC
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6 months
Today marks the 15th anniversary of my cancer diagnosis, I've been blessed, lucky and so grateful to still be here, many don't t get that privilege. #FuckCancer
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
3 years
#DavidBowie would be 75 today the 8th Janurary.. #Bowie75
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@Colette_AFC
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3 years
@piersmorgan Yeah because you're an oil painting 😂😂🤣😂😂
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6 years
@Jamo_28 @SkyFootball @England @jonboy79 Reading through your tweets I'd say you're the embarrassment mate.
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2 years
@pgnx @NextIrishGE Wont be long till you see 32 😉
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2 years
@Red__Tim @AmzWee Terrible waste of taxpayers money
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2 years
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2 years
@JaneyGodley You just popped into my head, hope thon oul chemo isnt being to hard on you chum xxxx heres a wee photo of Jinx and Jess to make ye smile
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10 years
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
5 months
That's me sorted. Should have got some popcorn for the 6 o'clock news #JefferyDonaldson #DUP
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1 year
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
4 years
@GMB was wondering when he'd crawl back out from under his stone again, any thing for a few 💰
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
5 years
On the 18th of June I was sat next to my best friend of 40 years when she was told she has terminal lung cancer, all they can do is give her Palliative Chemo,1st day of chemo was hard for her we were there for 12 hours she took it like a boss,going back today for more chemo.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
5 months
@Elevenbawcity @Drummajordave @JaneyGodley Hope you never have to hear those 3 little words "you have cancer" karma is a terrible thing . Think on.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
@TreasuryMog my miss Gem
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
1 year
Back in the day when my Nickname was #KateBush
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Colette
3 years
@StandWithUs OMG has to be the BIGGEST case of hypocrisy EVER #PalestineUnderAttack
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
@ColinE41_ @TwitterMoments There's no excuse for him assaulting her so it dosen' t matter what his reason was.
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Colette
2 years
@99_redballoonz felt it was a bit disrespectful to his ex wife and kids
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Colette
6 years
😍
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
@TorreiraVieira “There is no foot too small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world" and in your heart.. RIP Isla Rose
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
5 years
@jennpolite @sordideuphemism Or he could follow your advice and go disrupt a child's play time by moving the toys that a child has carefully and patiently lined, up he could even go one further as you also advise and remove these toys and place them in the bin or a drawer. You Jennifer are the bully.
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@Colette_AFC
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2 years
@theipaper @Euanobm Id starve before Id abandon mine
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
3 years
@Blcktyde @afcstuff Always loved him was there the day they made him cry 😢
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
11 months
My Scan results show no abnormalities 😍 just biopsy results to get.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
2 years
11 years ago today I lost the only woman that was my Queen, my Mother my world my life.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
2 years
Thinking of @GoonerMetalhead as they lay her wee mammy to rest this morning. RIP Wee Suz #RedArmy #ArsenalFamily
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1 year
@JaneyGodley 1986 BIG hair
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Colette
2 years
Its that time again, ive got Balloons
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1 year
@eliistender10 "Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings"
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5 years
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@Colette_AFC
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2 years
It's #WineOclock cheers
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@Colette_AFC
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1 year
16, 18, 50, and almost 60 years old 😭
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@Colette_AFC
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2 years
@_QueenEC @NatalieMessage Raging he left before the Casa video clips night.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
#TrueHorror thon curly haired vicar is a cross between Marty Feldman and Justin Hawkins
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
7 years
@DUPleader you don't use your account close it then.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
4 years
Noah is 14 years of age. he was last seen on Sunday at 6:11pm. Noah is an innocent child. Noah needs to be found. His family need to know. In this day&age a child does not simply vanish. Somebody knows something. You can remain anonymous please call 0800 555 111 #NoahDonohoe
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
7 years
#celebtrolls Lee McDonald ran away, keyboard warrior. Coward.
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Colette
1 year
@McCrossanMLA Are you a #DUP MP in disguise? You sure sound like one.
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Colette
1 year
@mickbhoy84 Lucky nobody tried to park their bike
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Colette
6 years
@DJGARAJAM @ColinE41_ @TwitterMoments No one should assault another person male or female end of.
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Colette
6 years
@Peston @theresa_may welcome to our world here in NI... #DUPed
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4 years
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
@limey_tank @TeenVogue you should see the winter one Full of glad tidings and joy 🎄🎁
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
2 years
@Abbacedric And you know this because you saw it with your own eyes and heard her with your own ears? Na didn't think so.
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@Colette_AFC
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1 year
@LazarusKumi He's gaslighting big time
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
2 years
Thinking of my wee chum @GoonerMetalhead lost her mum 4 weeks ago, is now with her dad who is reaching the end of his fight, if anyone prays please say one for a peaceful rest for him, and for Jem to stay strong, her wee heart is so sore.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
2 years
#MyBattleCry "Up yer hole with a big jam roll"
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Colette
2 years
@CapersColly My grt granny, granda and great uncle .. Hagans 1915ish she was Travers to her maiden name.. lived in Bow street in the loney down the Falls.
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Colette
4 years
@akwasiakomea @ryanl3rry @ElizabethHilary Thats true i joke with him about the feet and he did say we are supposed to take face pics but no way will i do that 😉 hes a nice guy really he didnt get my bare feet this morning tho 😉
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
Please Retweet because some people are ignorant, thick, thoughtless and need to be told.
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Colette
5 years
@Groodlez @piersmorgan Well said. I think this is totally apt right now
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
2 years
Ack now why am im gurning 😭 #CallTheMidwife 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
5 years
General Sir Frank Kitson Implicated in McGurk's Bar Cover-Up via @ciaranmacairt
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Colette
2 years
@brianc04333769 @irish_news Tweet of the day 🤗
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Colette
8 years
Relieved I'm not the only one blubbering at Kathleen Jenkins on #britainsgottalent I blame her dad #thatsmygirl 😢😢
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Colette
3 years
@dook42_domini Dead dicks dont count
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1 year
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Colette
1 year
#Me thon time id #Cancer and now
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
3 years
7th August, my mums birthday. Loved and missed every day.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
5 years
@marinamaral2 @RichardMurphyUK She was born 26th December 1868 and died aged 111 on the 20th of October 1980 😁
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Colette
4 years
@Sniper_Wolf5 Go learn some biology, a womb is not genitalia.
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
5 years
Big #Milestone day today 😁 This is the 10th anniversary of my cancer diagnosis, I'm thankfull for every single day and I'm living my life the way I want and not how "others" think I should. #Lucky #Blessed #Cancer #MyLife
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@Colette_AFC
Colette
6 years
#LisaDorrian 14 years missing tomorrow.. There are people who know what happened to Lisa but through fear or misplaced loyalty to loyalist paramilitaries/Hoods/Scum, have not come forward . PLEASE RETWEET
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Colette
2 years
@NatalieMessage Exactly, and if he's "picking her up from the airport" and "will be waiting for her" whats she supposed to do the rest of her time in there.
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Colette
1 year
#Sunshine and make up... In my 60th year
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Colette
5 years
@Midnights_Yulia @BBCNewsbeat 1 They are scumbag rapists 2 They are scumbag rapists. At least try not to show that you're more concerned about papers saying pop instead of rock than the actual fact they raped numerous girls, fuck what their music genre was it's irrelevant.
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