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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 years

u shouldn't be surprised if u don't meet the deadlines. you CANNOT meet them they're DEAD.

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

1 year

sat down parents and made them watch rocky aur rani. i was so scared to do it because of how sm randhawa family's "issues" aligned with mine's and how dola re dola almost felt like a "test" coming out. i was scared of what they'll react to and how they'll feel and suppress.

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 months

that's dakhni take your hindi asses elsewhere

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2 months

Hyderabadi hindi gives me an ick. I mean- Stop.

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virahīnī

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2 months

@UP16banaccount omg even bollywood is guruji bhakt yesterday i saw guneet monga's clip after she got oscar, she was also doing shukrana to guruji

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 months

i read the gairls in derry girls accent (the only valid way tbf)

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

had a faint smell of raat ki rani just now. october is here, babe!!!! delhi gonna be so delhi-ing <3

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 months

now that we're at it, let's also push for a better alternative to UGC NET itself. i mean why such a useless exam is used to decide who should get research funding and who can teach in universities. the concept of that exam is the biggest scam in itself

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

this is a subtweet

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 months

JNU, HCU and DU are going to use NET scores for PhD this year and this means yet again the session will start incredibly late. not to forget that there's no way NTA won't be incompetent again like they've been at all times since their inception. all of this is just a big gamble

ANI

@ANI

3 months

"To ensure the highest level of transparency and sanctity of the examination process, the Ministry of Education, Government of India has decided that the UGC-NET June 2024 Examination be cancelled. A fresh examination shall be conducted, for which information shall be shared

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

guess who's an MA student now @ Univ of Hyd!!😭 still feels so unreal gosh🧿😭

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 months

"dimple bhabhi hatiye" never leaving our minds

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

the audacity of this lsr girl to compare herself to mary oliver and ada limon when someone called her mediocre poetry, "trash". hiding behind the garb of "oh i want to write stuff that's accessible" is even worse. also pls since when ada limon is "canonical"? shut up already

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

1 year

i didn't have the courage to look at their faces. i took long breaths because of how i was trying to not cry. the room was silent. i could hear them crying (maybe only mom), trying to control tears. i couldn't look at them. it's over now, idk how i feel. hope it touched them❤️

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

if u see me wheezing it's because i saw my favourite poet ocean vuong responding to australian kids harrasing him and i cannot take that out of my mind

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

8 months

@pseudonaam_ i need a man who can give me all that

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

i need one dilli winter house party where i could perform to beedi jalayile. is that too much to ask???

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 months

indian academics who go to us/uk for a phd stop trying to use "postcolonial" as an adjective for every single thing for when you're back home for the summers challenge MISERABLY FAILED

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 years

"masala dosa" arey bhai dose se kya hi मसला ho sakta hai tumhe, itni behatareen cheez hai woh?? ajeeb

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

8 months

i suddenly am feeling so much yearning to be with someone,,,, like one feels delhi winters in their bones. i am standing in metro with like a hundred more people but i wanna scream and cry about this unnamed absence in my life that is piercing my heart like a dagger rn😭

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

all those posting "what's stopping you from looking like this" tweets, you all are contributing to the world to horrific beauty standards that marginalises and alienates people who don't follow them. (1/n)

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

10 months

rani chaterjee as a journalist having only econ, finance and medicine exes is so sus to me because gurl you went to columbia where's your spivak stan comp lit ex or art history gender studies ex with black nailpaint???

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 years

poora london thumakda fr today

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

1 year

people who pronounce the C in sociology as S are so hot and funny and that's a fact

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 months

been ages since i felt THIS pretty

lex in tx

@alexissTyler

3 months

show me a picture of you from across the table looking pretty

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

8 months

@thinkergilmore except lorelai AND kirk. i could never hate the mother-est of mothers lorelai 😭

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

gyllenhaal sounds such a punjabi name. jaise abhi mohalle wali auntiyaan will go "haaye handa behenji tussi gillan-haal bhaisahab de baare suneya? ehna jaahil aadmi hai, taylor beti ne gaana likh'ta poora da poora. haaye aadmi honde hi ne aijehe!!"

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

it's fucking hilarious that @flanaganfilm started "the fall of the house of usher'" by playing another brick in the wall. he always gets it right with songs. if i go i'm going at the end of hill house, i shall believe at bly manor's end. all fucking PERFECT choices!

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 months

jnu has had such a downfall in the last ten years– from having those beautiful essay type questions for entrance to the hideous, useless multiple choice questions and to finally being the first uni to do phd admissions using NET scores. awful!

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

mujhe intimacy chahiye yaar, when's someone gonna say "me and you" to my "me and who?"

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

6 months

@gilmxres EXACTLY IT WAS SO STUPID and honestly that whole set of episodes was so difficult to watch like mother lorelai JUST got so much hurt from rory and right when she returns luke starts behaving like shit with her i cannot watch lorelai being so sad and heartbroken 😭

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

1 year

i am not the one for watching movies in the theatre, i have barely watched any movies on the big screen. i was really excited for #RockyAurRaniKiPremKahani and goddddd it lived upto each bit of that. so many goosebumps moments, so much crying, so much laughter. WHAT A SHOW!🤌🏻🩷

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

so tired of reading PDFs from phone or laptop, need that much money so i can buy paperbacks or hardcovers and peacefully devour them in the winter sunlight. (cannot wait for phd to start so i can read actual books from university library aaaaa)

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

9 months

idt any profile picture can top this in accuracy fr

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

hello! is anyone pursuing masters in comparative literature in india? (mostly from DU, EFLU or Hyderabad University) i wanted to know about entrance exam prep and some stuff about the course itself. RT for visibility. thank you!

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

the non-binary urge to spend time alone, feel happy and document it🧿🦋

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

hello!! if anyone does or knows someone who does freelance writing in news/media websites, magazines, etc., can you please help me out on how to go about all of this? i have no clue how freelancing in these organizations work and i will be v grateful for ur help🌻

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 years

theobroma is a family business chain run by by THEO, their BRO and their MA

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 months

@UP16banaccount it's insane how this has gone from being a very west delhi to south delhi gurgaon thing to now even in bombay and that too amongst the bollywood folks. few days ago i saw a clip of a guruji convoy on his birthday in fucking melbourne and it was all crazy rich people

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

shreya ghoshal waise hi itna sundar gaati hai aur phir insaan usey rabindrasangeet gaate hue sun le toh mar hi jaaye. her voice really flowers into that language like it was made for bangla!

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

we as the world should gradually and collectively move towards talking using voice notes instead of texts

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 months

BHARWA bhindi hota hai bhai

Night Owl

@nightowly_

4 months

Sunday special: Bhadwi Bhindi

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

i saw this and this still v true i cannot 🤌🏻😩

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

had to mute this oomf to save myself from constant brain damage from reading their annoying tweets. very insufferable, i must say👍🏻

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 years

of all birthdays, only the 22nd was weird. i turned 24 today and i have no feelings no thoughts.

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

"normalise this normalise that" why do y'all want to do so much math??

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

every other day i think about how national museum of india is going to demolished for no logical reason whatsoever. scary to think what these people are trying to do with these decisions that have seemingly less shock value for the masses but are huge!

The Demolition of the National Museum Will Extinguish the Identity of an India That was Born in 1947

There seems to be no logic behind breaking down the present structure and shifting the nearly two lakh artefacts to North and South Blocks.

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

10 months

"i wish i had olivia rodrigo when i was 15" you had tu jaane na by atif aslam you ungrateful piece of shit you were sobbing to "kaise bataye kyu tujh ko chahe yaara bata na paaye" for that guy with horribly low waisted jeans and shaturmurg jaisa haircut

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

if DELHI CANTT then why is delhi even trying??!!

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

who needs 500 days of summer? dilli ki garmiyon mei ek din bahar nikal lo, 500 dino'n ki garmi ek din mei hi mehsus ho jaayegi poore shareer ko

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

i reversed a joke on palindromes but it's still the same

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

1 year

the way i am so insufferably obsessed with rocky aur rani, i am sure in no time it'll force me to finally venture into film studies to write a paper about it

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

@tzuccme

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

what in the world is wrong with IP university? offline exams? ten steps ahead of DU in being fucking insensitive and acting all privileged #ipuagainstexams

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

7 months

@thinkergilmore personal hell for a lot of people on planet earth

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

i LOVE this place so much (i am so tired i haven't slept all night but being HERE in THIS weather makes it worth it)

virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

early morning lodhi garden, in this cold october delhi morning. no one's doing it like me🫦😌

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

@gilmxres it was INFURIATING !!! like i hated luke so much during that whole sequence because of what first rory put her through and when she finally came back luke started this bs. the fact that it was bizzare made us viewers all the more angrier and thereby feel bad for lorelai

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 months

why do french people speak like that??why did they decide to do all this self inflicted torture on their vocal cords, just to communicate???

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

“All things fade. All things. Flesh, stone, even stars themselves. Time takes all things. It is the way of the world. The past recedes, memories fade, and so, true, does the spirit. Wake, walk, forget even more.” The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

early morning lodhi garden, in this cold october delhi morning. no one's doing it like me🫦😌

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

10 months

@kurtenheimer yes they don't think about us anxious gurlies with perpetual stomach issues

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

i will cryyyy

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

shitposting karne aaya tha, sadpost karta hoon bas

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 months

how does the throat of people who speak french not hurt???

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

5 months

@dishinterestedd omg i had this thought kaafi time se ever since i saw him on some insta reel. very,,,,,,

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 months

the film isn't about rural-urban relations. neither the women in the world of laapata ladies are shown in need of a rescue. it is simply a world, backward as it may be, and women finding their own ways within that world. stop projecting!

Ritika Kaushik

@suninthebelly

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very disappointed with Laapata Ladies' punchline feminism---the film does less for women empowerment and more for legitimizing an elite urban feminism that is content with watching its rural counterpart as backward and in need of reform

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

9 months

babe wake up the mediocre culture writer dropped another think piece that could have been just a tweet😍

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 years

🛐🧿 good morning really

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

i mean u asking me why i love this person sm??? see it

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

that influencer who posted the casteist reels calls THAT an apology??? that too on her alt account with 3k followers while everything just goes all "normal and fancy" on her main account with 68k followers with no information and no conversation after spreading hatred.

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

oh god what did i just read😭😭 ellen bass is such a beautiful poet,, i love it

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

1 year

a1-est album 🫶🏻

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 months

man this girl likes to throw words like "literary theory", "art history" when talking about her twitter thread level thinking as a terminally online person when in reality she is FAR from either and doesn't know about either at all. trivia and fun facts are NOT analysis. STOP!!

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

8 months

i'll slap anyone who says money doesn't bring happiness because literally more than half my problems would go away with money and i would get the space to deal with the remaining and yes life does look much calmer and happier that way so stfu or i'll kick your rich ass. GM!

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 months

man i love @Su4ita and the energy she brings to the absolutely beautiful work she does. koi movie aati hai main pehla review sucharita ka hi search karke dekhta hoon. her interviews are as delightful as her reviews. beautiful beautiful woman!! ❤️🌹

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

8 months

need someone who'll bring a plate full of cinnamon buns and freshly brewed hot coffee for me in bed to help deal with the cruel delhi winters and also give a nice cute forehead kiss after putting the tray down

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

5 months

this is what i mean when i ask if you'd peel the oranges for me (i'd marry you if you do that fr)

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

10 months

bhai theek hai good for rupi kaur for speaking up like this big slay but that doesn't mean whatever she writes will suddenly be nice. nope! the sun and her flowers can shine in another field miles away from me idc.

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

8 months

a man is standing five steps across from where i am sitting in the metro and he is watching something on his phone and smiling very adorably. i just wanna go say hi to him and ask him what is he watching and if he can take me home i am unflinchingly in love with him

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

my then 5 year old niece two years ago comes to our house and tells me that their teacher has asked them to not burst firecrackers and she understood. her mother responded with "hindu'on ka ek hi tyohaar hota hai, hum toh phodenge"

Just A Citizen

@ks_NotANiceGirl

3 years

I know plenty of kids who have refused to even touch firecrackers, not just this year but since 8-10 years ago cause they were taught in schools about pollution. And I know plenty of adults who refuse to give up firecrackers cause they think they have the Hindu right to pollute.

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

@sadigalisabzi BIG RELATE the huge amount of money required just makes me close it all right awayyy i have kinda internalised that it's never going to happen perhaps

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

rohit shetty really needs to stop his kink for cops. and how does this look "ferocious"?? she looks like she ran from the psych ward and got into a uniform

taran adarsh

@taran_adarsh

11 months

DEEPIKA PADUKONE AS LADY SINGHAM: ROHIT SHETTY UNVEILS FEROCIOUS LOOK… #RohitShetty expands the cop universe as he welcomes #DeepikaPadukone - the first female cop #LadySingham - in the highly anticipated #SinghamAgain . #SinghamAgain is the third part in #RohitShetty ’s

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 years

taylor behenji nu koi bolo duji car chalaan, swift boht puraani ho gayi aa😾

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 months

want to get day drunk with someone and go from here to there in delhi metro and wander the roads of delhi till we are tired as hell and then sit somewhere nice for a dinner and walk more and have ice cream and go back at midnight and fall asleep cuddling :")

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

10 months

in trying to find a picture of me in my fav hoodie, i stumbled upon a picture of me in my fav shawl and god my eyes with kajal in them and the long hair, sitting in my pretty lil hostel room few hours before november sun set in. i felt pretty, i was happy. i miss that🧿

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

i performed after exactly 21 months today and i received so much love and i didn't expect even one bit of it. so thankful for it🧿🥺 strangers gave so much love, made friends with a few of them. it was so nice!!🧿❤️

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

8 months

i am turning 25 in two days, i should be FREAKING out why am i not feeling anything???

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

4 years

yearning times want to lay in someone's arms and feel uwu. ofc cry too because with this much warmth, I'll definitely melt and cry so so much.

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

11 months

a hot girl (me) shouldn't have to go through sm anxiety it's unfair where's the pretty privilege now, huh???

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

5 months

well my day started with a rejection mail from a company i spent 1.5 weeks doing three rounds of lengthy assignments for. fuck them!!!

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

10 months

yeh kitna pyaara hai yaar😭

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

10 months

Paul Mescal for Jimmy Kimmel Live.

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

3 years

bESTIEEEEE 😭😭😭

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

2 years

putting it out in the universe: pls mujhe classical music seekhna hai ache se i love it too much to look at it from distance and not drown it (i can argue i am still drowning in it but then you get what i mean). MANIFESTING IT HAPPENING ASAP🧿✨

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virahīnī

@coffeesufi

10 months

i want my wardrobe to be full of kurta salwars but rani chaterjee style, ykwim? like the plain colourful kurtas with embroidered heavy salwar and chunni!!

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