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@cockmurdock

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when i was in the third grade i thought that i was gay

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Watching planet of the apes
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I don't think gay boyfriends should be the same size... one should be bigger and protect the smaller one
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@cockmurdock
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6 years
happy halloween from ur favorite catholic
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@cockmurdock
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11 months
Gonna miss summer
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@cockmurdock
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4 months
Uncut gay guys saying hi
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@cockmurdock
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4 months
I refuse to judge someone before knowing if they're uncut
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One of the most disturbing videos I've ever watched
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@cockmurdock
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3 months
I know why the edged twink goons
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@cockmurdock
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5 years
I didn’t know he was gay! That’s so brave of him. ❤️❤️❤️
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i can't believe its been four years since daredevil came out
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@cockmurdock
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6 days
That kinda looks like m-
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@cockmurdock
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1 year
Ancient aliens time 💕
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@cockmurdock
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4 months
If I'm 6'2" and uncut and your body is tea who's driving the bus?
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@cockmurdock
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2 years
If I have a daughter I hope she's a gay guy's first girlfriend in highschool
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@cockmurdock
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13 days
Bf ignored my 4am sexual advances
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@cockmurdock
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27 days
El pollo loco drive thru raw as hell
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@cockmurdock
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1 year
I love the pool
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4 months
Walk time
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@cockmurdock
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1 year
High on a monday
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@cockmurdock
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1 year
:o)
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11 months
Goodnight sisters
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1 year
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@cockmurdock
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4 months
Did you know that having pride in everything you do is actually in your best interest?
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The Tale of Ka’Collins Hatake 🥷🏽
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Give that job the bare minimum today.
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@cockmurdock
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5 years
Gonna tell my kids this is amy adams
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@cockmurdock
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3 years
Bout to get real annoying
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4 months
:o)
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Mirha ✬
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Upload first photo from your gallary no matter what it is...😁
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4 months
Why is he winking?
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@cockmurdock
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25 days
Office siren
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@cockmurdock
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8 years
ABORT
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Gm
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@cockmurdock
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4 months
Uh uh girl don't even think about it
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Monday
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3 months
Walk time
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18 days
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@cockmurdock
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4 months
Good morning 🫶
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4 months
Does anyone have the wifi password?
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@cockmurdock
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11 months
Woke up from nap feeling so kawaii
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@cockmurdock
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3 years
Not me thinking in the shower 😂
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3 months
Do we see the vision?
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3 months
Went for ugly betty x yaoi realness by wearing suspenders and a tie to work today
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6 months
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Walk time
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@cockmurdock
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8 years
Josh: I'm gonna put my head on his shoulder Josh: wait no that's gay Josh: just don't move
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6 months
Working at the latina hotline
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1 year
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11 months
Sunday scaries
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4 months
:p
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@cockmurdock
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9 months
Greetings loved ones... let's take a journey
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3 months
Walk time
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6 months
New glasses
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1 year
:o)
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2 years
Me when I fly new york to maimi
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5 months
I can be ur angle... or ur devil
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2 months
😴
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@cockmurdock
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1 year
Old lady neighbor stopped me and said I looked good
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4 months
Gn 😴
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10 months
:3
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3 months
Don't want to get up
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2 months
Monday...
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3 months
Mondays :/
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7 months
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@cockmurdock
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11 months
His face when a cinderella story isn't streaming and he has to come up with a new movie
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o(>ω<)o
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11 months
i love you, the rites of spring, the ides of march, i'm smiling
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2 years
How boys who listen to little cup hang out
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4 months
😠
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@cockmurdock
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3 months
Gay desk reveal
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@cockmurdock
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11 months
The fact that this was the first time I spoke to my bf
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5 months
🍿🤓
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@cockmurdock
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1 year
:o)
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@cockmurdock
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2 years
A cold beer on a friday night...
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4 months
Gm :3
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2 years
🤪
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5 years
@perfumegenius Julie and Julia
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Gm
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Long day
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@cockmurdock
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1 year
Good morning 🧸🌤️💕
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@cockmurdock
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5 years
Jessica Jones walking around New York as if she didn’t just loose a spleen
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