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2 years

Its so pleasing to see brexit starting to show results. I had some pasta last night made with wheat from Durham. That couldn't have happened if we were still in europe.

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I am a biological woman, yet when I do my laundry I have to use non-biological washing liquid. It's like Persil are trying to cancel me.

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2 years

Makes my blood boil that people who can't even speak the queens english are in the queue ahead of me. They should have a VIP lane for ultra patriots like me.

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2 years

if we were still in the eu More people would be going hungry this winter. their are Over 2600 food banks in the uk but in the whole eu they're just 335.

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3 years

Why don't we have lead in pencils anymore? Now we're free of the EU it's time to get lead in pencils again. #LeadInPencilsNow

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2 years

I just realised that french electricity isnt compatible anyway as they only have 2 pins and we have 3.

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2 years

If le Pen wins, I might move to France. The food wouldn't worry me, I love coq au van, always get petis pois from Icelands and when I go to Dominos I have garlic bread.

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2 years

I would rather wee my pants than use a gender neutral toilet. Its about choices people, even if that means going home with my soaked knickers in a Farmfoods bag.

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6 months

Happy Birthday Nigel Farage. Without him we'd still be in Europe, still have uncontrolled immigration & we'd still be free to trade easily with EU countries. I love my blue passport & having lots of time to look at it when queuing at border control is a lovely bonus.

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2 years

to protect free speech i might sue the tv channel that Cancelled me. a lawyer i talk to might take the Case but hes expensive I asked him about pro boner but he said he was not interested in that so i need to fund this myself. Can anyone help a poor student?

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2 years

Why do we put up with this and why do we need all these languages on crisps? now that we left the eu we should be able to have british crisps for british people. thinking i might start a petition.

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2 years

If they spent less on windmills at sea and more on big fans in cities we would be a lot cooler.

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6 months

Going into London now. No watch or rings and carrying a farmfoods bag with my spare pants in. Thanks Sadiq.

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6 months

The cenotarph means so much to me. My grandad served in both the first world war and the second. He lost a leg in the first and managed to lose two more in the second. What a hero. These hate marches can't continue as they make a mockery of all of our sacrifices.

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2 years

Top tip shared by a friend. Thanks Lozza. In the hot whether when on the toilet, create a wet wipe using the sweat from your forehead before you wipe your bum. I got confused the first time and did it in the wrong order, but once you get the hang of it you will thank me.

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2 years

theirs 40000 Terrorists and drug dealers arriving daily from alabama who are supported by labour as most are communists Who are only coming As They Support jeremy corbyn

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2 years

I've just been cancelled again as i was due To appear on the tv about Why i will be voting for boris. All thanks to richy, This is on you

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2 years

The reason I am a tory is I belive I am a reincarnation of Margaret Thatcher. She grew up above a grocers shop - I used to live across the road from a Londis. She studied chemistry - I've used cillit bang when cleaning skidmarks in my pants. The similarities are endless TBH.

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1 year

Dark forces are trying to close down GB News because it challenges the establishment & doesn't follow the net zero hoax. Dan Wooton is the face of GB news & he casts a long & truthful shadow.

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2 years

BBC, NHS & Channel4 are apparently all institutions which cannot be touched. I don't recall the same outcry over Woolworths or Blockbuster, and look we're surviving now without them.

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2 years

I'm off to Buckingham Palace again later. My video team will shoot me in black and white quietly paying my respects. Since this all costs money and I am such a poor student would you consider contributing? Paypal link in my bio. 🙏

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2 years

She's trashed our country, broken the welfare state system and made our towns and cities into no go areas, and yet Meghan is still going to be allowed to go to the funeral.

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6 months

Nike won't be happy until they've wiped away every bit of british pride in there virgin signalling. What next? We'll be celebrating the birth of christ our lord with a curry on christmas day.

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2 years

i am on sky news checkoslovakia tonight asking the question - has rod stewart been radicalised by the far left and should he be stripped of his CBE for trashing the government?

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2 years

not going to lie but I am starting to think the pound might be left wing and trying its hardest to bring down another leader and prime minister.

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6 months

When I worked at KFC angela Rayner came in and brought a Zinger Tower meal. She took 8 sachets of ketchup & only used one. She took the rest of them to one of her homes.

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5 months

What makes me proud to be English? Kicking migrants out to Rwanda Nike Bikinis Oil not been stopped Boris Johnson on a zipwire The royal family (not Meghan/Harry) Wetherspoons Andrex Tesco Curry Single use plastics Things we should ALL celebrate today. #ProudToBeEnglish

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2 years

The lefty council in Brighton are making rescue rings in pride colours and have installed them along the sea front. i for one will refuse one if I fall into the sea and need rescuing.

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2 years

Im taking a break from social media for now as a tv Station cancelled me because I am working Class, and definitely not because I am hateful and repeat horrid things to get likes and on tv

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2 years

i knew i was a conservative when I was aged 6 when i managed to spell thatcher with my alfabetty spagetti so its really painful to see richy in no10 when boris should be there and everyone knows it. demoncracy is dead.

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2 years

Im not a racist. i own a brown dog, have a black heart and eat a tesco chicken curry every day.

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2 years

Its so pleasing to see fracking licenses being granted. I want my electricity to be non-woke and from power stations powered by shale gas not from lefty wind turbines or imported from the socialist eu. The first energy company to offer a non-woke tariff will make a killing.

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2 years

checked in at the hotel and trying to heat the ginsters pasty i picked up at the services but the microwave won't work. any ideas?

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2 years

changing the clocks should Be Outlawed as there woke and its an eu directive which we are free to ignore Now. so if you are expecting me to turn up on time for interviews or lectures please Know that i will be an hour late.

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2 years

Is it any surprise that wherever the roads are melting, its a labour council? I'm outraged they took shortcuts building the roads probably due to some blue haired lefty who wanted the council to be inclusive of all types of tarmac. This is why I will always be a conservative gal.

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1 year

Good Morning Everyone, just waiting on the incoming instructions for the day, then I'll be here all day tweeting tripe and made up shit. Your welcome!

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2 years

ngl im worried for free speech if i lose my verified tick because then it will be impossible to extinguish my tweets from the parody ones

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2 years

Well done to terese coffee for dropping the oxford comma. Im hoping she drops apostroppys next as well as semicolons as nobody of my generation uses them. Its also an efficiency thing saving lots of computer storage needed for unnecessary characters. Were out of the EU so this is

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2 years

My new laptop is here from which i will continue writing my autobiographical account of life growing up under the threat of invasion from the boat people

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2 years

im really concerned about having a labour government as they won't recognise i have a foo-foo and will make me eat tofu whilst listening to radio 4

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7 months

I was on the bus on the way to knock on more doors. A man shouted that Lee Anderson should be PM. Everyone cheered. Then we all carried on whilst we all hummed the national anthem. This is what labour should be losing sleep about, not worrying about what pronouns a negroni has.

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2 years

if they don't bring thatcher back now the conservative party is done for.

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2 years

im outraged that my mate dazza is being deplatformed by gbnews. hope your OK my friend. @GBNEWS if you need anyone to fill in im available at short notice these days.

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2 years

Im stopping in Birminham for the conference and they better not serve me a contentinal breakfast as i will refuse it. crossonts are so woke and I need a full thick british sausage first thing in the morning.

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2 years

Im outraged that my mate Darren Grimes has been let go from @GBNEWS - he literally bought the grime to GB News and was always excited to see me and would slip off to calm himself down before speaking to me.

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6 months

I am refusing to change the time on any of my clocks. Its wokery of the highest order. The NHS wastes billions every year on diversity and changing all there clocks. Time to end the madness.

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2 years

I might be a working class journalist and student, but I do enjoy a trip to the theatre. I seen mein kampf the musical 35 times and tommy once (as I thought it was about a different tommy).

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1 year

They should do a poll to name the boat. I would go with the SS Braverman what would you vote for?

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1 year

Breaking: A three-storey barge, which will be used to house migrants has arrived in Falmouth for repairs and renovations. It is expected to be ready to house 500 people by mid-June.

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2 years

Woke up from a lovely dream. Boris was PM, the Queen was still with us, we had cheap energy thanks to fracking, Trump was reappointed POTUS and we had a border wall in the middle of the English sea to stop the illegals, BBC was defunded and I was reporting on it all on GBNews.

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2 years

ive being caught out to many times and im outraged that the msn are not Covering this. when i worked in the Restaurant industry till rolls had A red stripe magically appear when getting to the end. why can't toilet Paper do the same? thats another pair of pants going to landfill

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2 years

they should let People without degrees become nurses and gps. that'll keep costs down and stop them getting indoctorinated into left wing politics in uni

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2 years

i can't believe they want to rob us of our dignity like this. We are not allowed to call it Shove Tuesday anymore and have to say pancake day instead.

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2 years

Why The hell would I want to put pretend meat in my mouth? I am sick of everything being faked to oppease those scared of meat, worried about the welfare of animals or trying to save the planet. If we weren’t meant to eat animals, why does MEAT include the words ME and EAT?

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2 years

Ive just been to londis and poured all of the lactose free milk on the floor and pissed in the Keenwah see how the Doap dodging lefties like that

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2 years

remainers whinging about the lack of tomatoes should be asking the farmers who are still working from home where there tomatoes are. nothing to do with brexit and all to do with trying to overturn brexit and our sovernty

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2 years

A close vote. I have still ordered the cardboard cutout of Marine Le Pen to go with my Margaret Thatcher. Now they can both watch over me while I sleep. Its a loss for France as I won't be moving there now.

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2 years

need some help. my mate, who i can't name but lets just call him Daz, has a problem as he likes to spread lurpak on his balls (we call him butter bollocks). since he lost his gig on a well poplear news channel he can't afford it. can you recommend a cheeper alternative?

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2 years

offshore accounts are for everyone - you just need to be more aspirational. i opened a TSB bank account when i visited the isle of white and i am just a working class gal

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2 years

whats wrong with ironing wrapper paper to save money and not washing your dishes to save water and energy? if kirstie allsopp told you to do it on channel 4 nobody would say a thing. hypocrites🤦

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2 years

I'm a real woman who eats meat. I use 4-star petrol, not unleaded. I sleep next to the flue from my boiler. I never press the button on a pelican crossing, and don't wash my hands after using a real ladies toilet and I eat daffodils from roundabouts on trunk roads. Get over it.

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3 years

Thank goodness the Coronavirus is over and the draconian legislation that was introduced has finally expired. Our freedom is more important than saving lives. Unless those seeking freedom are arriving in boats.

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5 months

Chris Philp on question time was stitched up by labour when he answered that question about the conga. He was educated under a labour government & it shows you how low the left will stoop to then redicule him when it is there fault.

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2 years

i Can't Understand why their is a©️and®️emoji but Not The other 22 letters of the alphabet?

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2 years

greta thunberg getting a minority arrested because he didnt want to recycle his pizza boxes is just further proof that you shouldn't mess with the WEF.

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2 years

simon pegg ranting about maths and f'ing the tories when he's clearly in a left hand drive car probably in hollywood. he even had the logo on his hat back to front to fool us. he must think we're all thick as mince pies.

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2 years

I'm off to Buckingham Palace later to pay my solemn and silent respects. Does anyone know of any recent accident sites so I can save money on flowers?

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2 years

Can someone please send me supplies? I am running out of findus crispy pancakes, smiley faces and gherkins as I can't bare to hand over notes or coins bearing the queens head.

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2 years

i was asked to go on i'm a celebrity but I couldn't get the time off from my broadcasting schedule.

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2 years

fun times and i can assure you i won't be in a therapists office in 3 years time pointing at a bumhole on a rag doll

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2 years

We got brexit done to stop unelected officials interfering in our politics and yet here we are with faceless mandolins in the civil service trying to unseat raab from his position

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1 year

The sentimental trinkets left behind by fans of the king and late queen after the coronation were beautiful to see. The disgusting left wing, hypocritical rubbish dumped in the beautiful fields in Somerset is horrible to see and reminds everyone why they should not vote labour.

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2 years

I refused a contactless card for this very reason. They claim the chips in the cards are there only to process payments. But if you do your own research, you will find the real truth. #CashlessSociety

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2 years

I've been thinking about learning to drive. Seems to me that one-way streets are just another form of government control, like lockdowns & vaccine passports, designed to restrict our freedom's.

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@cochroachian

2 years

Amazing to be hanging out with this legend talking about fracking and small boats.

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@cochroachian

2 years

Based on a suggestion from a follower @MJColeman69 - I am starting a petition for Lee Anderson to launch his own brand of crisps. I want them to be called 30p Crisps for the working class with flavours Cheese & Sovrinty, Prawn Dinghy & Death Penalty & Vinegar

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On this day in 1912 my great great great great grandad was due to leave on the Titanic as a cabin porter but missed the ships departure due to a train drivers strike in London. Thanks @SadiqKhan

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2 years

You just don't get it. Shes responsible for the scrapping of the printed Argos catalogue, shes polluted our water with her 1s and 2s and has been seen giving fags to kids outside primary schools.

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2 years

My question to the Meghan haters is essentially: why do you care so much? What is driving your bizarre hatred of someone you’ve never met and will never meet? Why does whether she hold hands with her husband actually bother you. It’s crazy. Stop it.

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I love painting and drawing and im getting better all the time. this was from last week and captures the moment when sturgeon went and i farted in excitement at all the tweets i could post

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2 years

@tomhfh bro, leave the parody to me.

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2 years

What a lovely day. I have been out making the most of the sunshine. I won't have people like sadie khan telling me to wear sunscreen or drink water, I have been avoiding shops with air conditioning as we didn't have that in 1976 and we all survived then.

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for those that doubt i hold christian values i own 3 copies of the Bible which I use to hold down squirrels So they can listen to me reading my most popular tweets. they are the most angry about meghan, striking Train drivers and diversity Officers

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I'd like to thank all of my followers who are growing day by day. They came for my hot bikini photos, but stayed for my hot political takes & cooking advice (800w, 4 mins, stir in the middle). #tescocurry

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2 years

loving watching my mate darren knock it out live on his voice of britain show.

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2 years

Someone i know is from the family that invented iron brew as well as tartan and haggis. they are tories and if sturgeon detests them then she also detests everything that is scottish. time for the tories to take back control of scotland me thinks.

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ngl i am not going to costas again i just asked for a fat white and got an americano instead. somes up my week really.

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2 years

the just stop oil people protesting about the cost of petrol should spare a thought for northerners where the cost of gravy from the chip shop is the equivalent of around £7.50 a litre. its a trafisty and the fact the msn are ignoring this tells you all you need to know.

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2 years

ever since the Lockdowns i have had to wipe two or three times when before I could get away with one hard one. this is another example of how the wef is controlling us to benefit toilet roll manufacturerers.

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growing up mum told me That I shouldn't have sex more than 3 Times a day and i plan to stick to that. 4 fucks ache Soapy she said, day after day thanks mum❤️

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catch me on gb news later where i will make an unbelievably miserable looking woman seem positively cheery when i open my mouth to spew my bile fuelled hate speech about that documentary.

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@cochroachian

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if theirs a then diagram of people that are on benefits and milking the state and those that vote labour it would be a perfect circle. That tells you everything you need to know about labour.

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you should be aloud to carry a bottle of tabasco with you at all times just incase a creepy cosplay vicar starts harrissing you.

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if they really wanted Free speech to return twitter should be getting Rid of All staff who are risotto eating or own a pestle and mortar or eat Cusscuss or bake artysan fockcatchya and anyone with a pronoun that isnt he or she. Kick them out

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its barbaric that for one article jeremy is being hounded out of paid employment. I heard they have banned his farm shop from opening and the labour council have limited his broadband to dial up speeds.

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2 years

im launching a campaign to bring back british manufacturing of toilet brushes since the industry was decimalised in the 1980s by the labour government. who is with me? Yes Yes Yes 👇 👇 👇

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2 years

Boris Johnson doesn't get this reaction from the public. People love Nigel, in a way that only Boris can dream about.

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@cochroachian

2 years

The next page of my autobograph that I am writing. It was early december and i was at school. For another year I told teachers I wouldnt take part in the play due to my strong anti-woke views. They called it a Nativity rather than the christmas play to appease the non-christians

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Soapy Cochroachian🇬🇧

@cochroachian

2 years

i never voted for the eu to decide we should all use usb-c. the vast majority of the british public are against this move and we should have our own great british standard like when we had din plugs

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Soapy Cochroachian🇬🇧

@cochroachian

2 years

i am Sick again. i think i have camel toe flu thanks to qatar and the WEF.

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Soapy Cochroachian🇬🇧

@cochroachian

2 months

Were only a week in and labour are ripping this county apart. So far - 👹Scrapped pickled onion monster munch cos they give @AngelaRayner indigestion 🌈Made it mandatory for civil servants to wear rainbow lanyards & take the knee when Keir walks in the room ... more

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Soapy Cochroachian🇬🇧

@cochroachian

2 years

homeowners should receive a rebate for allowing fracking in there gardens and companies should receive grants and tax incentives to help them overcome any technical difficulties like explosions and earthquakes

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