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@cocainsocialist

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I love Dazet Wilfried Armel Zaha

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Knife crime is worse in West Mids Noel, but you won’t go after their mayor because he’s your Tory mate

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Oasis legend Noel Gallagher has launched a blistering attack on Sadiq Khan over his failure to tackle knife crime in London. after it emerged last week that more than 1,000 people have been killed in the capital since he became Mayor of London.

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No Rio, we aren’t expecting to get into the champions league. However I’m sure your wife also wasn’t expecting you to cheat on her whilst she was dying @rioferdy5

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@SocDoneLeft Ok but most of your food would be illegal here because of the toxic sludge your manufacturers pump it with

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Mateta since tucking his shirt in

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@lawrence2211 @rioferdy5 Yes Lawrence it is very disgusting that he did that

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3 years

Fluminense, Flamengo, and Vasco da Gama are tiny! Botafogo are the biggest club in Rio

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1 year

People love to talk about ‘English tax’, but caicedo going for a similar price to rice after doing it for one year when rice has been consistently great for years now kinda proves it’s just premier league tax

Maxwell

@iam_brau

1 year

According to Rudy Galetti: Chelsea and Brighton have reached a general understanding on the fixed part of the fee (£80m), talks on-going on bonuses. Brighton want £100m (£20m bonus), #CFC wouldn't exceed £90m (£10m). Next week will be decisive. Veiga might follow after Caicedo

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@RainbowNailGal @SocDoneLeft The DPRK is a Democratic republic then you agree? Because they say they are

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4 years

We are not the same

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3 years

Guehi and now Andersen?

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

3 years

Done deal and here-we-go, confirmed. Joachim Andersen joins Crystal Palace on a permanent deal from OL. Contract until 2026. 🦅🔴 #CPFC #OL Paperworks to be signed soon.

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Dropping Mitchell for alfie doughty is hilarious

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Oli Glasner 24/25

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Yin and Yang. Batman and Robin. Fire and Water. Never separate them again

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Unknown bald disasterclass

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It’s so over eaglebros.

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2 months

Wilfried did not spend years being underrated by everyone else only to become underrated by this fanbase

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@Mark_CPFC Not at all. Olise is 10x the player Zaha ever was. Hurts me to say that but thats the truth.

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@jborn_reformed did somebody murder their daughter for not being gay bro?

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@DeganWard @PrimeOxlade No one cares what America calls it

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HE SMILED

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The most fascinating career path ever

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@DrizzyCPFC

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🪄🇧🇷 Former Palace player - @YannickBolasie scores his first goal in Brazil: #CPFC

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@The_Jac_ko @FreeRosedark Hey bro please explain to me where you think the Democratic Party falls on a political compass and which economic policies prove that

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@Alfie_NUFC @afemeje all of them making the same joke is not ✨funny✨ tho

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3 years

‘We controlled the game in the first half’ okay Nuno 💀

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1 month

Fuck off you’re literally one of them🤣

Bruce Millington

@brucemillington

1 month

This might be a nice moment for those imbecile Palace fans who thought we should never have sacked Roy Hodgson to admit they were wrong. You know who you are.

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@chris_benso @SocDoneLeft hey I never said we’re a clever people

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@cocainsocialist

3 years

Can we all accept Roy got this one right

Team Called Palace

@TCPalacePod

3 years

Max Meyer is looking for a new club again. His contract at FC Koln will not be renewed. Where next for Max? 🤔 #CPFC

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I’m convinced Richards could walk onto the pitch and slit a baby’s throat in Beelzebub’s name and matchday365 would still put a positive spin on it

MatchdayCPFC

@MatchdayCPFC

6 months

£11m — worth every penny 🇺🇸😤

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Do we reckon he’s not welcome back at palace

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@Kennitanderson @rioferdy5 Why on earth would I be face to face with rio Ferdinand Ken

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@SLIMBOYF4T how can your bicep be smaller than your forearm man that’s tough

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I’m actually quite proud that we’re on here

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@AFCFahey @TransferChecker Won’t even cost 20 mil, 12-15 because celtic won’t take the piss like Arsenal did

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I can happily confirm that after a months-long struggle, Crystal Palace football club have reluctantly agreed to part ways with the Selhurst Park Light Show! Congrats to those brave voices who made themselves heard! 🦅

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they fought very hard behind the scenes for this btw.

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Got bored and checked Matheus Franca’s FBref. Oh my god hahaha

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He’s becoming the new max meyer isn’t he

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@AW_CPFC

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Ahamada in the Glanser system

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@HicksHi69000341 @rioferdy5 What do you think is scummier my tweet or him cheating on his dying wife

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6 months

He’s very good we should sign him and then lerma would have a friend and he would be happy and that would make me happy

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@TPWNewsHQ

6 months

🇨🇴 Crystal Palace are chasing Colombia international right-back Daniel Munoz and trying to pull off a shock deal. And the Eagles are keen to do a deal with his Belgian side Genk — who want around £10million. [Alan Nixon] #CPFC

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This joke doesn’t actually make any sense if you think about it for 2 seconds, do better EvanFergusonFan

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@GroBmisconduct

7 months

Hodgson tomorrow when his dementia makes him forget which team he manages

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@PrimeHendo @ahmedIfc Was entirely straight faced throughout that clip

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@johnhea36465547 @Beno_ldn @adz_1017 Why don’t you look into how many rape cases end in conviction you silly old man

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@Solskjaerstyle @SpencerOwen You just lost in a European final to 7th place in that league

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1 year

Wonder how many palace fans will completely abandon their morals and ignore this cuz he’s our legend. Fucking hell man

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@cocainsocialist

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‘away’ as if it isn’t your local prem ground you silly Billy

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@calumb77

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west ham away, shittest away of the season 👎

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@trecccst @Astall1011 Because you write words how they’re spelt, not how they sound

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WE HAVE A BRAZILIAN

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

11 months

From South America to South London.

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Graham potter watching. Can he take the second half?

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@Chuckyer1 @MowIid because America keeps fucking up

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Got to hand it to him, he has always had great shooting. Google ‘Odsonne Edouard shooting’ to learn more!

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@Riry95613348 @depopdrama You hope that you’ll accidentally pay 12 grand for a Bralet?

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It’s almost as if blaming mayoral offices instead of government for national issues is pretty redundant

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@PapaPincus @HaleEndBalling bizarre thing to say that you definitely cannot justify hahaha

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@boroshirtmuseum @rioferdy5 Because he is a terrible man

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@Layo_FH it is on you my friend, if you campaign for a project that you cannot justify, then maybe don’t campaign for the project

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2x World War and 1x World Cup tbh btw

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@TEND1NH0 5x German Champion and 3x DFB Pokal winners btw. Played Champions League when Palace was still in the championship

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Hey @SpursOfficial thanks for playing but no one beats the insect

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Guehi once again proving he gets it

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He’s back 🔥 Congratulations @David_Cameron 👏

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We lost 4-0 to Lampard’s chelsea under Roy. By contrast 3-0 to Tuchel’s chelsea doesn’t seem so bad

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We need to have serious Jordan ayew is our best player conversations

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@AnonAvax @SpinninBackfist At this stage, honestly think he does

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Palace

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And that’s how you write a statement

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@FGRFC_Official

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#WeAreFGR 💚

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@JonasLikesMusic @YannickBelgers @wowthatshiphop

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@fearghal86 @TheSaItIsHere Are you slow he’s already said he called Ole out for that

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@dude_itsinna @shanianav Bro u blind

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Not to be a total wanker but these replies kinda prove why I don’t really care about the average top six fans’ opinion on anything to do with us or other mid table clubs. You watch us twice a year max, we watch you every other week on sky.

Matchday365

@Matchday365

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It’s NUTS that Chelsea saw Marc Guehi & Levi Colwill coming through their academy and thought: ‘Nah, let’s get £18m & spend £70m on Wesley Fofana instead.’ Those two can, & will, be England’s starting centre backs for the next 10 years. They could’ve been the heart of Chelsea.

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People acting like Dougie just became good overnight for this window, when he’s just always been good at this job

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@cocainsocialist

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Thank you for playing Celtic.

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Do people seriously think Odubeko > Omilabu? 😭😭😭🦅🦅🦅 #CPFC #WHUFC

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@cocainsocialist

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@MikeWill_0 @hectorrszn was pretty ambivalent to this song until logic started flexing how much money it made him and shit. Made the entire thing feel so inauthentic

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@cocainsocialist

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@MustyAI @thfcbd_ @DeadlineDayLive @MikeKeegan_DM And why the fuck should they

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5 months

I’m not sure what level of involvement he has but it really feels like mark bright is quite rubbish at his job

Edmund Brack

@EdmundBrack

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🚨 Understand Northampton wanted to sign Crystal Palace’s Jack Wells-Morrison on loan yesterday - but the deal fell through before the 11 PM deadline. The midfielder will have a year left to go on his deal come the summer #CPFC

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@bludimir_0 @michaeI11_ Homelander was written to make fun of people like you bro but clearly you don’t understand that

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@cocainsocialist

3 years

How can you mention the likes of RLC, Sessegnon, Nketiah and Nelson when talking about south london but not Zaha

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

3 years

"South London could be No.1 in the world." How has an underprivileged strip of the capital produced a string of Premier League and international stars? Exploring a football hot-bed for the next Sancho, Gomez or Rice. 🎥 South of the River | Premieres November 23rd on BT Sport

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I beg your pardon??

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Ayew, Mitchell and Hughes can leave with their heads held high after this game

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@willste92 @__JB2201 @UTDKara @Joey7Barton That’s fine will Stewart but it’s not called ‘Will Stewart’s personality of the year’ is it

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@cocainsocialist

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Guys we played 3 in like a week and got a point at fulham that’s not so bad

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@Beniesta_

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Definitely got away with one there Missed chances were starting to become pathetic, but it’s much much better week on week Today just shows how important eze is too, Ayew is wayyyy too Hodgson

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Tyrick Mitchell is better than Wan Bissaka Goodnight

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@cocainsocialist

4 years

Imagine not finishing above a team on a seven loss streak in your club’s greatest season 🥱

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@TomDeboer8

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Imagine your club’s most loved player wanting to leave 🤣🤣 could never be mine #BHAFC #CPFC

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@cocainsocialist

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Best CB we’ve had in the PL era good luck king 😔

TPW News

@TPWNewsHQ

3 years

📰 Former Crystal Palace defender Mamadou Sakho is on the brink of a return to France. The former PSG captain is in advanced talks with Montpellier over a deal, with a medical mooted for Thursday. [ @tribalfootball ] #CPFC

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Girlfriend just said ‘Brighton are shit how are they in the prem’ 💍

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@kajeinn @ufcontnt I reckon it was probably a joke jak

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@CPFC

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The fact the only compliment we could pay Andros was that he was good for the kids tells you all you need to know about his footballing ability

Matchday365

@Matchday365

3 years

Andros Townsend still hyping up Palace youngsters on social media. Club will certainly miss his presence going forward. Seemed he was a really strong mentor for pretty much every young talent who’ve progressed at the club.

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@cocainsocialist

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Not like Dougie to up and leave us despite strong relations!

TPW News

@TPWNewsHQ

4 months

🤔 Freedman is believed to be open to moving to United despite his strong relationship with the #CPFC chairman, Steve Parish. Freedman’s family are understood to still live in the Manchester area. It is unclear whether Palace would demand compensation for their former player.

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Yes asking you what the policies of the party you represent are is definitely some kind of political subterfuge

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Idc the best versions of Wilf is still our best ever player you can keep your olises

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@Aaron899494938

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I love you I love you I love youuuu @wilfriedzaha

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@palacebald Nah do you know what fair play to him everyone else going to be suffering while he sleeps like a king

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@cocainsocialist

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folks trying to remember Brentford finished 9th that one time

Gaff (Giles out)

@thesoopabees

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Brentford have got more points in their 2nd season in the Prem than Crystal Palace have ever got in any of their 15 Premier League seasons

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We as a fanbase are so unused to having a good backup player that we don’t know what to do with him haha just let him be a good back up

MatchdayCPFC

@MatchdayCPFC

10 months

🇺🇸 Chris Richards: one of the few good performers from those in the starting XI yesterday. Unfortunate to be behind two players who are world class on their day, but one injury away from being hugely important for us. Thoughts on his short-term + long-term outlook? Discuss ⬇️