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Damnnn, I got a job at @rotkiapp WOW
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what happened to “hi”, “hello”?
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lesgooo
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lesgoo just bought it
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gonna gift my mom ifone 14 today 😋😋
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coding eta uti bhanera kei kaam chaina, jagga dalali tira lagnu parcha aba
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@darshan_bajgain bro totally thought he did something by posting this.
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MUNs are just irl tinder for ktm elites
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its ironic how all the marxist people in nepal studied in rbs and were the most privileged.
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babu
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goto a hackthon, a glorified web3 idea with 0 potential use wins, come back.
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hackthon jite/ najite ni most caffeinated team jitera caffeineduck ko naam chai rakhiyo 😓😓
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buhari wanted (bad bitches preferred)
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everytime i come back from a hackathon/ tech event, my mom is expecting a new t-shirt for her 😭 shes almost always wearing those t-shirts, its cute
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gonna gift my mom ifone 14 today 😋😋
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@importscipyasnp @theresureishope @adhikarinischit genetic intellectual disability raicha, my bad 🙏
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@theresureishope @adhikarinischit class 8 ko samajik ma lekhne answer jasto tweet garera sydney ma basne sir le nepal ko sabai issues ko solution dinu bhayo
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need to level up my shitpost game 😾
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wish i could disable the "liked by" in reels cause i have to see the typa reels she has liked and i lose my appetite
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@github my account (CaffeineDuck) got suspended for no reason out of nowhere. I didn't recieve any mail, it was working till 1-2 hrs ago and now it says it's suspended. I had years of work in my github, more than 50 public repos??
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jati je bhane ni last ma sunne white girl music nai ho
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from darjeeling to big ben
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frontend is actually fun (id never consider it a career path but it's fun for just idk personal projects)
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top 3 comments are calling out the same company (hyperce) lmao, @theresureishope khusi cha hola yo thread padhera
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chat, is this flirting?
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linkedin dms 🙏
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how much i wish there'd be metros in ktm
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you can set custom banner in nic asia’s mobile banking app? lmao pretty cool tho
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new wallpaper 😾 (found it twt ma)
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born to say “are you fucking stupid?” forced to say “as per my previous email”
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????? 😭
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im having to thirdwheel @misrimisery and his wife IN MY BED
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inflation is real (sikhar ice ko price badhyo)
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hackthon jite/ najite ni most caffeinated team jitera caffeineduck ko naam chai rakhiyo 😓😓
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tell frank I aint a kid no more
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crying over situationships is a skill issue
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fit the daraz-np website's entire html content in 7k token length (gpt-4o). but for my actual job i need to decrease it from 400k to 20-30k (i'm so cooked; ive barely made it to 52k).
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with every passing day i realize why girls hate men so much
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🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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majdoor diwas ko upalakshya ma ek majdoor bata arko majdoor lai subhakamana
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Study for computer exams 🚫 Resume working on your coding job ✅
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dk who wrote it but found this at deerhack lmao
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making everything smart is dumb, i don't want to watch youtube on my fridge, i just want to refrigerate food.
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gave a job interview today and the validation i got from it is making my dopamine rush go through the roof
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been listening to rachana dahal on repeat for a few days now
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why did i even make this in class 7 😭
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drinking gta vice city rn
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after asking about my job, someone asked me "what do you like besides coding?", and i couldn't even ans it. time to re-evaluate life choices 🙏
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i wish i could love myself as much as kanye loves kanye
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stop hating Mondays. be a professional and hate the whole week 🙏
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mero inner hater self aja alli jagruk bhai rako cha, ek choti euphoria sunchu ani balla full potential ma pugchu
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gonna deactivate my twt before my visa interview
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Well, I didn't get paid, so I've decided to make this public. You can use it as a reference if you're implementing something in NestJs or something with Prisma and PostGIS.
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ghar ma aama aaunu bhako raicha, bharkhar ghar aai pugya thiye after a week. aama le malai dekhera "laure nati ghar aayo" re 😭
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Ace Ignite; 48 hours of pure chaos and fun. Glad that our team’s (thik_cha) idea was awarded the best innovative business idea and most creative usage of GitHub. Also, @underhade hero, hope you enjoyed your first hackathon. Timro jhapali guff le dherai majja bhayo <3
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I just got logged out of my amazonprime account; and got a email saying my account is disabled cause someone else tried to use it? I can't re-enable it without calling the helpline, which has a bot which doesn't register the word "yes". They have no email or live chat support??
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scheduled breakup where both parties know abt it
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the only reason I use khalti is cause I can't link NIC asia bank in esewa. But id rather use mobile banking now. fuck khalti, slow ass app
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HOW SLOW CAN A WALLET APP BE?? FFS KHALTI
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just found out someone i know and had previously worked with is now a millionare
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I finally have equal numbers of followers in twitter and GitHub 🫡
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“earth golo hos ki flat hos malai ta paisa kamauna man cha”
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when your card declines and google photos sends you a notification titled "memories" which includes her photos with you
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Taking a full day leave in your remote job: - submissive - can't take too many leaves - gotta get it approved Saying "I won't be available for 11-5 PM today" to your PM: - dominant - won't waste a leave - no approval needed
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I USED 1 TB OF CELLULAR DATA?
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mummy aja duiso ma furniture choose garna jadai chu, ghar aauna dhilo huncha hola hai 😊
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wtf did i just read 💀💀💀💀
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okay i'll do both in this acc 🫡 (always have been)
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should i create a new acc to post cs shit or shitpost and nerd out both in this acc?
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HOW SLOW CAN A WALLET APP BE?? FFS KHALTI
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iPhone is known for having a shit battery life, and mac is known for having a very good battery life. Nice ecosystem apple.
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lanthu haru
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apparently loneliness is as dangerous as smoking half a pack of cigarettes everyday. thank god i do both, so maybe it cancels out?
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Hi everyone, if you're interested in CS and are in high school do join to this event being hosted in KMC this Saturday (18/02/22). It will be a simple fun coding challenge where you'll be able to network and show off your coding skills too. Join:
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how cooked am i if i still listen to our blend and the playlists she made me
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idk how many bugs got into my eyes while driving here (the helmet had no visor).
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MIT students are a diff breed
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idk if i wanna rot in bed or wanna complete that book or complete that project or hopefully complete my work (will prolly fall asleep while doomscrolling)
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man, this arc browser is so good, esp the easy switching between profiles and a bunch of these shortcuts, i love this.
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damn
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me.
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the day keeps on getting worse, ek din billbook nabokya, traffic le bike rakhdiyo. license ni nagarik app ma thyo, and apparently physical chaido raicha else bike rakhdido raicha 🙏🙏
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@momoandsarcasm 100 days of loving urself ni garnu na, ma ni join garumla
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1 hapta ghumne bhanera aako, first day mai 25% budget sakyo
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@j3t04 Ratio
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sirak over blanket is far superior than blanket over sirak
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we are all united in grief
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nice. since spotify doesn’t have wrapped for Nepal yet, i gotta make do. but is fr a nice app.
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If you aren’t rolling your own kernel I don’t trust you.
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if you’re not rolling your own compiler I don’t trust you compilers have to be one of the most easy things to implement and they're such a core component to any service. Own your compiler.
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“CERTIFIED LOVERBOY, CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE” 🙏🙏
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WHY'S A 4 PERSON STANDUP TAKING ALMOST 45 MINS, STANDUPs SHOULD NEVER TAKE MORE THAN 10M
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instagram's compression sucks, i have upload at highest quality enabled still it looks like shit
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gm
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my screentime on tiktok was highest during 12th boards, it decreased after the exams ended
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People miss Nepal's Kings. Unfortunately, the bullet did not.
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fuckvianet
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me tryina act all dark and mysterious knowing ts playing in my airpods
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