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🤙FOOD snob. Hot sauce guy, Restaurateur, Space fan, avid reader, father, husband, fermenter . bread 🍞 baker, 2 decade transportation expert. Maulers Hot Sauce

Naperville, IL
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@cmaulsby
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8 months
Happy New Year y’all! Today I begin a resolution to have a salad each day of 2024 Day 1 of Salad in 2024. Today’s salad is a taco salad with my pickled jalapeño, beef, romaine, tomato, black beans, topped with a sauce from @LuckyDogHotSaus #saladstreak #saladstreak2024 🤙🤙👊🤙
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@cmaulsby
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3 months
@nypost Honestly, this is probably the most hateful show on television.
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@SarahLarchmont I don’t understand the outrage … does this somehow invalidate him being shot? Like if he were hurt more it would be … what better? It was a graze … he’s not said it was a bad injury and it went center through his ear? Where is the lie? Genuinely I don’t get the “what the
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@cmaulsby
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@BIPOCracism Can we as a society go back to STOPPING mobs beating up one person??? Only weak people do this ….
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1 year
How do you feel about tzatziki? Also I love pita!
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@thechosenberg She’s throwing “west side” come on now lol
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@cmaulsby
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If you pray… can I ask you Pray for my family? Thank you 🙏
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@AKBrews I have made pizza personally and professionally for 30 years … this is some BS. That too dough also will taste like crap after the flames…..
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@cmaulsby
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@NeverteIImeodd No this is really a place … this is Sugarloaf Mountain in Rio de Janeiro and you can hike to the top and sit right where she is sitting. This is an incredibly stupid thing to do please do not do this
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@cmaulsby
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1 year
What’s your favorite appetizer??? Mine hands down is chips and salsa.. I eat salsa 5 times a week easy. 🤙🤙🤤🤙
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@IllyNOTLilly Ok I’ve done this for years and I make balms all the time with quality essential oils and organic coconut oil. PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS with vaseline! That is not something you should be putting on your body consistently. do the same thing but just use coconut oil in a glass jar or
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Thoughts on dip ratio?
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@JoshyBeSloshy Fuck this murderer ! Man up and deal with your problems like a MAN! Not like this … fucking baby asshole!! Wow this makes me sick! And what’s more sad is the comments
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@cmaulsby
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6 months
Proper Chicago Style hot dog 🤙🤙🌭🤙
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@cmaulsby
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@Figensport @JohnBlazeWolver It’s from a movie … not real
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@cmaulsby
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10 months
Fish (cod) sandwich 🤙🤙🤤🤙
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@cmaulsby
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3 years
@SheerOpulence2 I’ll just leave this meme I found and wait for the drama LOL
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@cmaulsby
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1 year
I made a quick batch of home fries today for Brunch they were delicious 🤙🤙🤤🤙 What do you put on your home fires, hash browns, or other breakfast taters???
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@cmaulsby
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@5ahar_ @vanessarosas_ Cool but I’m grossed out by that can!!! Just saying ... how many rodents climbed over that in the warehouse Otherwise YES
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@cmaulsby
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1 year
Do you make tea? I made a pitcher of iced tea every other day. It’s a favorite drink for my wife and I. What’s your favorite brand of tea for Iced Tea?
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@cmaulsby
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@nypost The Heard family … a beacon of credibility.
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@cmaulsby
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5 months
This is the start of a new chapter in my life. I’ve made sauces for decades and I’m pursuing my dream. This recipe is the start of my new brand. It’s a test batch and will go out to a small sample group with surveys. I’m hoping to one day reach my dream goal of having a
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@20th_Centurygal February 3, 1959: Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Ritchie Valens die in a plane crash
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@cmaulsby
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2 years
Bacon scrambled eggs and blueberry buttermilk pancakes for a late brunch! YUM
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1 year
Do you use a microwave?
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1 year
Which cheesecake should I get?
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3 years
@nypost Charges dropped the next day ….
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@cmaulsby
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@allgrungerock Layne, Chris, Kurt, Scott… Layne could cut into your soul … Chris could make you cry, Kurt could feed your rage, and Scott fed your Chill
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1 year
Do you put Ranch on your pizza?
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@Jord_45 All politics aside... this is absolutely heartbreaking
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@oblong_office @Alphafox78 Serious question …. How much? What will it take for you to be open to our having been misled for so long? And while you wait for the perfect piece of evidence … how many children need to suffer before we act? And if the bad guys are good… it’ll never be enough. See now?
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@cmaulsby
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8 years
#Baddriver ... you sit at the light on your phone NOT AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS! See my blinker I could turn right if you gave me 2 feet
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@cmaulsby
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These are done. Time for some hot sauce. How do you like your eggs?
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@cmaulsby
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@CynicVII “Can I talk to you for a second..... “ “K” (response in text) “How do you know her....” Anything scenario that ends in “Fine” “I guess I’ll get up ....” (early morning children) So many more ..... soooooo many
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@cmaulsby
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1 year
ALERT ALERT 🚨 🇺🇸🚨🌶️ Wow proud moment, This is the best salsa I’ve ever made … it’s habanero, jalapeño, tomato, garlic, Thai pepper, and WILD BLUEBERRIES… the blueberries really make a unique flavor Combination. #Salsa #YUM super hot too
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@cmaulsby
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9 months
Dinner was just a burger 🤙🤙🔥🤙
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@cmaulsby
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1 year
I eat maybe 20-30 jalapeños a week LOL …. And yes My apocalypse bug out kit has jalapeño seeds… I know I’m addicted
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@cmaulsby
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@AMAZlNGNATURE That’s a harmless whale shark … the boat is fine. It’s eating the chum from his chum bucket 😜😜🤙🤙
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@othingstodo_com Dolly Parton
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3 years
Proper Chicagoland hotdog! AKA Chicago Dog
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1 year
A Costco $1.50 hotdog and Pepsi have become the American staple for value! Today I did just a bit of relish with the mustard 🤙🤙👊🤙 #Costco
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1 year
The coolest thing about making 16” pizzas is my 18” pizza machete 🤙🤙🤣🤙
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2 years
This is a proper dog! And almost a salad 😂😂🤙🤙
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3 years
@AjitPai @Tribble_Bait @UberEats @gofundme Sorry but life in prison isn’t enough .... she murdered a man and is asking for her phone. They almost got away too !!!!! WTF
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@SouthDallasFood @VirginiaCity @TizzyEnt We all own this … I’ll say it again…. WE ALL OWN THIS BEHAVIOR. The guys laughing shaking their head like “oh Bill you dumb racist” are a HUGE PART OF THE PROBLEM Stop your indifference
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“Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.” Boondock Saints quote .... maybe my favorite quote from Any movie! #quotesoftheday
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Proper bagel with tomato, cream cheese and Mexican oregano 🤙🤙🤤🤙. My absolute favorite bagel combo #YUM
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@nypost What an absolutely awful situation! Before you tee up the jokes… consider how life altering this will be for Alec…. So sad for all involved.
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@SeanOhhhh I read this officer got 5 days probation ... he is the exception people. I know MANY police officers. THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
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@CollinRugg Before you judge this man… unless you’ve experienced this you can’t imagine how powerful that undertow is. Yes they BOTH SHOULD have avoided the water!
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@cmaulsby
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1 year
These homemade hamburger buns turned out perfect! Absolutely delicious burgers tonight 🤙🤙🤤🤙
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@ResisttheMS So now they are making fun of his condition!??? Wow this is low
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Birthday dinner … BBQ beef sandwich’s … coming soon 🤙🤙👊🤙
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Does ANYONE ever buy salted butter? 🤙🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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3 years
@stillgray Is anyone going to mention the guy moved who moved the step stool for Harris had more podium time than she did... that was the weirdest introduction I’ve ever seen. she really needed a 3 ring binder to do the intro??
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@Babybonnieee I am a man of constant sorrow, by the Soggy Bottom Boys! 🤙🤙👊🤙 Awesome tune
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1 year
This is my ratio for Pico De Gallo made with onions jalapeños and tomatoes. No cilantro in this one today. #YUM
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My son has reached level 11 on grilling 🤙🤙🤤🤙 a perfectly done T-bone
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The beginning of a VERY SPICY salsa 🤙🤙🌶️🤙 #YUM
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4 months
This is my secret step to my buffalo chicken dip. Those who don’t like blue cheese don’t even know about it LOL after my dip is made, I fold in some blue cheese at the very end. Sound it early loses that funk #GrumpyDad
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4 years
@thexybeatht Alyssa Milano This was literally my poster in my room!
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8 months
Another no carb lunch with onions, mushrooms, jalapeños and today …. Chicken 🤙🤙🔥🤙 #YUM
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10 months
So this salad is now my favorite for NOW, can we just call this a wing salad? 🥗 #saladstreak buffalo style of course with a bit of habanero added for extra kick.
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@Ashy_slashee Mel’s Spaceballs products were awesome
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3 years
@nypost How many veterans could have their lives saved by 1/4 of this!!???? It’s awful and will ruin this administration! I’m shocked!
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@Acidic_Blonde I made MANY MIX TAPES.... before most of you were born I was a master editor pirating music off the radio and editing out the voice of the DJ! My earliest of life’s frustrations included the DJ speaking over my song and dead Walkman batteries Could have just tweeted “WALKMAN” 😂
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Do you use a straw?
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2 years
I don’t always agree with Jim Carrey but on this point he’s absolutely spot on!!
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Jim Carrey “I was sickened by the standing ovation,” “I felt like Hollywood is just spineless en masse.” #StayOnTheUpnUp #Oscars
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@SarahLarchmont Is anyone surprised Trump has embellished? And yes he did get shot…. Does anybody really think because it wasn’t that bad that he should just shut up about it?
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@nypost This will ruin the Democrats…..
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New York strip, garlic mushrooms and mashed potatoes tonight for dinner. I made the rest of the family crab legs. But this steak was perfectly rare. #YUM
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We made camping pizzas yesterday and they were a hit! #YUM
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@billbarnwell Brady didn’t take a decade break during his run
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Corn dogs tonight were great! Scratch made mix by my daughter was spot on! #YUM 🤙🤙👊🤙
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@BoyanSlat @TheOceanCleanup Thank you Boyan for ALL you have done for our planet. You are truly a hero! 🤙🤙👊🤙
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1 year
Buffalo chicken jalapeño poppers snack #YUM
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Horchata with our lunch today. This is one of my favorite drinks on the planet. Do you like horchata??
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My wife isn’t feeling well … so chicken and dumplings was needed. I like my dumplings all different sizes so the texture is different. #YUM
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Taco Tuesday is here, my local fresh market has a taqueria inside of it. These tacos are absolutely delicious, I typically only get the traditional cilantro and onions. And their verde hot sauce is 🔥🌶️🌶️🔥 with big KICK! #TacoTuesday
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@stoolpresidente Here in Chicagoland.... and it looks like these guys have figured it out!
@Q101Chicago
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Congratulations to Chicago's own Abott Labs who have developed a 5 minute test for #Coronavirus #covid19 #Chicagolockdown #StayAtHomeAndStaySafe @kevkellam / source: @cbschicago Watch how it works:
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My lettuce, pico, guacamole, havarti cheese burger tonight was SPOT ON! This Pico had a nice kick so no hot sauce tonight. 🤙🤙🤤🤙 #YUM
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Most environmentally irresponsible shelter EVER!!!
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@FoxNews What does bail have to do with it?
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My first plate…. #YUM
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Some buffalo chicken dip for lunch 🤙🤙👊👊
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@FadeHubb This is LAW ... not a debatable topic. its BCA lol
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@AdrikBrennan @nypost each day there are almost 17,000 car crashes caused by humans.... same argument was made about how horses were safer than cars ....
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@sweetisme3 For the money of a ticket and the cameras they have …. This should have lasted 30 seconds. How many kids will remember this as one of the scariest place on earth?
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Fajita quesadillas tonight …. YUM 🤙🤙🤤🤙
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@nypost It’s crazy that someone actually pays people on that site … get out of the house people FFS
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Today I fished my very small test batches, I’ll get a few out soon. I still need to make time to build the customer surveys for each one. I’ll get them out in the next week as part of the limited test. 🤙🤙🌶️🤙 #GrumpyDad #MaulersHot
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@Ford_Nick Crunchy side salad with Italian dressing 🤙🤙🤤🤙 And garlic bread completes this classic
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@MustangMan_TX So the hitch for the boat is actually connected to the gator!!??? That airstream weighs probably 7000 pounds so this guy may still be under his capacity. But nothing about this is remotely safe nor do I think it is legal
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ALL EVS by 2030 🙄 At what cost people
@JamesMelville
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The unethical truth of net zero. Around 40,000 child slaves in Congo work in hazardous conditions in cobalt mines, with inadequate safety equipment and for very little money. The cobalt is used in many products - including electric car batteries.
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Cold corn salad. I put grilled charred corn black beans cilantro, lime juice, red peppers and of course JALAPEÑOS 🤙🤙👊🤙 #YUM
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My homemade sauerkraut is finally done and it has a nice funk, so it’s time for a test dog … 🤙🤙👊🤙 #YUM Approved
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