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I can finally announce that Lucky Dog Hot Sauce is a 2024 Good Food Award Winner for Dรญa del Perro!
Thanks once again to the
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judges for their outstanding taste in hot sauce!
Congratulations to all of the 2024 winners!
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@goodfoodfdn
@xgigglypuff
You finna have a block-a-thon.
The Venn diagram of raw milk drinkers, anti-vaxxers, home-schoolers, and election denialists is basically a single circle.
Godspeed. ๐๐ผ
@Eric_Biggz
1. Identify a photo of marching Nazis
2. Wait for the people on Twitter who say, โthose are feds! Nazis are proud & would never cover their faces!โ
3. Congrats, youโve found the Nazis.
@ThisIsBoonie
First, gross. ๐คข
Second, the benefits of walking barefoot? What benefits? Stepping on broken glass & traces of animal waste, or burning your feet on hot pavement?
What in the world is going on.
@theangriestbuni
Some ad team conceived this. An executive signed off on the concept. Someone wrote the script. An entire team filmed it. Then someone watched the finished product and green-lit the ad.
What the actual ๐คฌ?!
@JackK
Look, the rules are simple:
Aisle gets the leg room.
Window seat gets the window.
Middle seat gets two armrests.
So it has always been, so it shall always be.
Figure it out, people.
@StephenKing
They say King is a great horror writer, but I feel like his flair for mystery writing is deeply underrated.
For example this tweet, where I have absolutely no idea what show or movie heโs talking about.
@RainbowMojo26
I drive CA to ABQ for the National Fiery Food & BBQ show every year.
I would sooner walk my ass to Kingman & back with a 2.5 gal gas can than pay the ridiculously high price for gas in Needles.
Even Snoopyโs cousin Spike is like โfuck this nonsense!โ & lives outside of town.
@AndrewFmOregon
@sambrodey
I wouldnโt be surprised if she opened her coat to reveal 11 possums standing on each otherโs shoulders, the top one wearing a latex mask.
@jbarro
@darth
Counterpoint: learn to grill.
1. Use charcoal
2. When grilling, sear ~> Indirect = you arenโt dripping onto the heating element
3. Buy a rotisserie collar & experience the joy of tender self-basting.
Youโll never be able to make meat candy like this in the oven. Itโs unpossible.
@rebecca_fachner
Pictured: a family working together on their farm in 1873, growing food, tending to their land, just straight vibing with their loved ones, all day long.
Oh wait
@claremccann
@nickducoff
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I spent the better part of 20 years managing projects. When video conferencing became popular the quality of my meetings declined. People are visually inclined & get distracted by literally everything. The only folks consistently pushing for video were managers. I detested it.
@WUTangKids
Michelle is the GOAT for this.
I remember the RW pearl clutching over the smokey eye comment. People claiming she said โfatโ and not โfactsโ. Conservatives immediately looking for their feinting couches over the lack of decorum. (AKA: truth told)
Legendary.
@JustaJuul
@rgay
@MollyJongFast
Fun fact: if a Russian is caught with a full vape pen they get charged a small fine & might do 2 weeks.
Grimer is a political prisoner. Sheโs been abducted. They want to trade her. Thatโs why this is happening.
Donโt blame BG for grotesque abuse by a foreign government.
@MacFarlaneNews
@SpiroAgnewGhost
The question I ask myself as I watch this...a question I repeatedly asked myself on 1/6, is โwhy was there this insane hand to hand combat when the police had guns?โ
Where was the National Guard?
When BLM marched this is what the capitol looked like & it wasnโt even necessary.
@RevJacquiLewis
@wkamaubell
I refuse to let MTG ruin what was an absolutely gorgeous rendition of the anthem.
So tired of her trolling & dogwhistles. She brings shame to congress on the daily.
@MattBinder
@X
@twitter
@xai
@xai_
Can we just fast forward to the โeccentric billionaire accidentally dies from autoerotic asphyxiationโ headline?
Everything in between now and then is just annoying.
@MichaelEHayden
The funniest part is Muskratโs โIโll look into itโ, as though heโs gonna roll up his sleeves and dive into some code - which we all now know is ๐ฏ BS.
No, heโs gonna go all Karen on some poor dev, who very likely already warned him that thisโd happen if they ratfucked the algo.
@OhNoSheTwitnt
Also the โIโm not the fascist, the anti-fascists are fascists for pointing out the fascists!โ sticks fingers in ears runs away crying vibe. Itโs such a terrible, transparent schtick.
@IwriteOK
ngl - In the moment I thought that was going to galvanize the right into an unstoppable cohesive movement.
Then he wore that Kotex pad around for a week & everyone stopped caring b/c they assumed he was lying.
Then the Biden step-down happened & man itโs been high energy since!
@arghavan_salles
I interpreted this cartoon as โshe finally kicked him out for sitting around in lounger all the time while she did all the houseworkโ. ๐ก
@strongmajority
@EliseStefanik
@FoxNews
But wait, they also voted against an insulin cap, infrastructure, veteranโs health care, price gouging on gas, and they desperately want to take away the ACA, soโฆ
Yeah, thatโs all Iโve got. No redeeming qualities.
@NoahCRothman
No, not flip at all.
Just selfish, and incompatible with living in a civilized society.
But not at all flip. For it to be flip, youโd have to be capable of respecting others, and well, here you are.
@FantasyPros
Draft players you like to root for.
Donโt do it at the expense of talent, but if you have a coin flip, pick your dude.
The game is more fun that way.
@TPostMillennial
Seems like someone too chicken to answer a question to me. If he fears dishonesty in the media, he should simply answer the question. Thatโll clear everything right up. Iโd sure like to get his perspective on the 1/6 insurrection. Running away makes me wonder if heโs complicit.๐๐ผ
@AriCohn
That was my 1st thought - like why even swat that hornetโs nest?
Some yutz in Trumpwold thought this was a brilliant way to trick young people in to getting on board. Probably the same person who made the โTrump at the cookout with a spatulaโ AI fakes.
Just so ham-fisted.
@gartmartin9
@RonFilipkowski
That would be former congressman Trey Gowdy, AKA Harold Watson "Trey" Gowdy III.
No, seriously, not kidding.
I can only assume his nickname came from intellectual comparisons to the flat object used to carry food in cafeterias.
@atrupar
Itโs truly shameful that a man who would mock someoneโs disability ever reached the highest office in our country. Absolutely disgraceful behavior.
@AshleyGWinter
My buddy said during his wifeโs C-section, after slicing her open โlike a fishโ they *pulled part of her intestines out* & if thatโs not โmajor abdominal surgeryโ I dunno wtf is.
@HelenKennedy
@RepMoBrooks
@ericswalwell
I have this vague memory of the GOP being intensely sensitive about emails & the security of electronic devices at one point.
Perhaps it was all a just a fever dream.
@Miss_Hideko
@JoshuaPHilll
Took him 3 swings with a bat to break a window, too. Combined with thinking any of this was a good idea in the 1st place, itโs all pretty pathetic.
$10 says he bragged about it on social media afterwards for the trifecta of fail.
@MuellerSheWrote
If the footage is mysteriously missing from when the Saudis were visiting it would go a long way towards explaining the $2B the Kushners received.
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@jeremynewberger
The biggest most damning scandal is the Flynn situation. After that batshit Qrazy Flynn family Q oath ceremony video, that his brother refused to deploy the national guard canโt be a coincidence. That inaction resulted in the deaths of a Capitol police officer & risked MOC lives.
@BorussiaM1900
@JakeSherman
Itโs good if you donโt want foreign countries to secretly work with bad people to hurt the United States.
Itโs bad if youโre one of those bad people.
See the list of who is most loudly against FISA for the names of those bad people. Itโs the usual suspects.