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TS chaos gremlin | Vienna Eras tour survivor | I never grew up it’s getting so old

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@clownlor13
Clau
1 month
one year ago the mainstream public was totally under her spell, I can't feel that now, is it only me? something shifted
@tswifterastour
The Eras Tour
1 year
🚨| Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch!
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@clownlor13
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3 months
😭😭😭
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@clownlor13
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2 months
she should do a bit and throw this in the crowd at the end, that would be fun
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victoria♡
2 months
ITS SO TIGHT ON HER THIGH GOD HELP ME
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@clownlor13
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3 months
Places where I thought I wouldn’t be today: crying to so high school in a Lutheran church in Vienna
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@clownlor13
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4 months
being a gaylor really takes zero effort
@Pookielore
Pookielor
4 months
This Taylor cover being a recreation of this Portia de Rossi cover where she discusses staying closeted to get acting roles 😀
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@clownlor13
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1 month
Taylor Swift?!
@i28eos
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the secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.
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@clownlor13
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2 months
to make sure he’s using soap, iktr
@katnation13
kat 🍉
2 months
oh to be in a shower with him
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@clownlor13
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1 month
@wine13hotel I know but it’s not the same! I can’t explain it, it might be tour ending soon, travis not being at the top of his game, the novelty of her being at matches fading, all of the above, I don’t know
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@clownlor13
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4 months
@thestare_sense no but for real, from a medical pov, is this sustainable? I don't know enough about dr*gs. I mean can she be a frequent user and function at that level for a year and a half or more? would it be a once in a while thing?
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2 months
wine coloured iktr
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@clownlor13
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8 months
The girl on the livestream screaming “Fuck you Josh!” at the start of illicit affairs
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@clownlor13
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1 month
@shivroywife I’ll never forgive the writers for denying us that threesome, NEVER!
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@clownlor13
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9 days
in this light, remarkable
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9 days
you look like sour worm
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@clownlor13
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11 months
Girl talking about Taylor’s rising sign on a live: “So, if her chart was like this that would mean she is hiding a big part of her life keeping it out of the public eye, which is very hard for someone as famous as her, so I think that’s unlikely”
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@clownlor13
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8 months
I’ve rewatched Miss Americana after…years, and it’s so sad but also the ending doesn’t make any sense whatsoever?!? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@clownlor13
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4 months
so was she sick or is her real voice really that gay now?
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@clownlor13
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11 months
“So, what’s on the gaylor calendar today?” “Uhm, it’s kissgate day Karlie!” “Oh sure, let me post…this”
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@clownlor13
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9 months
and the most romantic thing is Travis coming out of the bathroom slurring the wrong words to "You belong with me" really, what is happening in your life right now?!
@TheSwiftSociety
The Swift Society
9 months
🎥| Taylor Swift about Travis Kelce singing "You Belong With Me" to her "That’s the most romantic thing that’s ever happened to me. I was like, what's happening in my life right now?"
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1 month
@AmandaSalt21698 really. Poor Anne, those days were rough for her, and I really didn’t get all the hate (I’m still a big fan)
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@clownlor13
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3 months
if I had a nickel for every Taylor concert for which I had a ticket and that has been cancelled, I’d have 2 nickels, which is definitely too much
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@clownlor13
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8 months
@ancientborder like a rainbow with all of the colors?
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@clownlor13
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8 months
our private moments by the porta potties
@TheSwiftSociety
The Swift Society
8 months
🎥| Taylor and Travis after the show #SingaporeTSTheErasTour
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2 months
@NoBodyN0Crime13 nobody’s perfect 🥹
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@clownlor13
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2 months
that man needs a holiday Taylor
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@clownlor13
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2 months
this guy has seen things
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@clownlor13
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1 month
@vinylswift89 exactly, it was a hopeful tweet about the mainstream public finally backing down tbh 😁
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@clownlor13
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3 months
the Cornelia street tree gave me this: way to go…lion!
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@clownlor13
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2 months
@Lucy03607616531 I'll take this risk!
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@clownlor13
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1 year
I think about this video every day
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2 months
@yearnlor no minors allowed
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@clownlor13
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6 months
@aubstaysversion except people can't take the hint and start to make up absurd timelines assigning a "lover" to each song, as if it was that easy with her
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@clownlor13
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2 months
from that “In summation” I knew she was pissed
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@clownlor13
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2 months
the Taylor Swift inspired speakeasy in NYC has a giraffe named Bettina in it? iktr
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@clownlor13
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4 months
We’re in! And the water is free! Thank you Alison!
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1 month
@confetti_11_11 that’s my point, I don’t know if the attention span of the public is ready for something else, I might be wrong of course
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@clownlor13
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8 months
No iPhone, please, no.
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@clownlor13
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5 months
@ancientborder I’d be in a hotel for each stop of the tour waiting for her with a warm bubble bath and a foot massage ready, but that’s just me, you do you travvy
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@clownlor13
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6 months
the swift*es are saying kissgate was just to make matty jealous
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8 months
@midnightkarmas Karlie Kloss is the obvious answer 😅
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@clownlor13
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11 months
@ameslor and I'll do anything you say, if you say it with your hands
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@clownlor13
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2 months
do we know travvy schedule for December? cause I don’t want him near Vancouver, the karma lyric on the last stop must be totally travless
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@clownlor13
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9 months
one in five americans are potentially gaylors? iktr
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@clownlor13
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11 months
This video is better than a sociology class on feminism
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@clownlor13
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2 months
@NoBodyN0Crime13 I thought it was a girlfriend, I’m no informed oomf fr
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@clownlor13
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2 months
can we please all rate the community note as not correct so that they revert it? 😀
@thiswildjoy
joy
2 months
NOT IRL SENDING ME A PIC OF KARLIE LEAVING ELECTRIC LADY TOO HELP…
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@clownlor13
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4 months
Let’s go Albanian lesbians let’s go!
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@clownlor13
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3 months
there’s another one with bad blood where I thank Martin Luther 🤡 (this was when I had just entered the church and I thought I would not get too emotional 🙈)
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@clownlor13
Clau
11 months
Or whatever Jack Antonoff said
@mirrorballboobs
jj 🎧
11 months
OH MY GOD I LOVE HOT BLONDE GAY WOMEN
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@clownlor13
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8 months
Swi*ties: gaylors are evil! gaylors don’t respect her! Gaylors: checking the humidity forecast in Singapore to predict the level of taycurls
@throatlor
throatlor
8 months
Taybaby don’t even bother with the straightener this week let the curls bejeweled
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@clownlor13
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3 months
this was actually the best song to listen to in a church, they should keep the playlist for the Sunday mass
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@clownlor13
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2 months
@janesreputation she better not
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@clownlor13
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2 months
so, everyone will say sorry to tinybraidlor then?
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@clownlor13
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4 months
ok I won’t face reveal but how are you all so cool and cute and at least 10 years younger than me *cries in millennial*
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@clownlor13
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2 months
Tree has bookmarked our tweets of the past six months and she’ll be addressing them one by one
@etnow
Entertainment Tonight
2 months
Taylor Swift is *not* releasing her debut novel, ET has learned. Reports that Swift is set to release "A Girl Called Girl"—which she wrote at the age of 14—are not true.
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@clownlor13
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@thestare_sense @jakesversion ahahah I was just curious! from a more informed pov than mine 🤷🏻‍♀️ as much as I can’t relate to a choice like that it’s not really my place to pass judgement 🙃
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@clownlor13
Clau
1 month
her drew is equally exhausted
@comfortkloss
comfort karlie kloss
1 month
Karlie Kloss leaving NYC after a busy week
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@clownlor13
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the saddest anniversary Dylan come back…be here 😭
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@clownlor13
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5 months
so the super bowl was not the first time she left asia in a hurry to be with her -gunshot
@throwbackgaylor
gaylor throwbacks
5 months
ten years ago today, after the red tour ended in singapore the day prior, taylor raced back to nyc to be with karlie kloss the two were photographed on karlie’s west village balcony june 13, 2014
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Ronie is living the perfect summer fr
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3 months
I hope I won’t see a pic of tay near that mustache anytime soon
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@clownlor13
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@notcoolbanana that's the 70's inspiration, duh
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@clownlor13
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1 year
@ancientborder chaos gremlin certified platinum
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9 months
@Sofisticatedwlw I need them to think before they write
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8 months
the bf stepping out of camera view just in time 🫢
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7 months
10 years have passed and no one has gotten over it, absolutely no one
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@clownlor13
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1 year
Colleague: "So, have you read any interesting books this summer?" Me having started two books and left them after a few chapters to read probably 1300 pages worth of Kaylor fics: "I've started one, it's so good, I'll let you know the title, I can't remember it now"
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@clownlor13
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my fav gaylor blind
@archivegaylor
gaylor archive
1 month
march 1st, 2015 - taylor swift/cara delevingne
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@clownlor13
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9 months
@thestare_sense I can’t stop thinking about this, she looks very uncomfortable, how do you even dare pressing your beard against her face like that?!
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@clownlor13
Clau
1 year
This is how gaylor twt is going to look once the infighting is over and everyone has blocked each other
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@clownlor13
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6 months
@aubstaysversion I've been saying this from yesterday! even if you can connect a lyric to some known fact/person in the best case scenario she's doing it to please us, in the worst case she just want to create chaos and keep the attention up
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I have a confession to make: I’ve been converted, I like Tayvis(Travlor?) I like them together, I like that she has someone who holds her during events, I like that they seem happy, and after having heard ttpd I don’t want tay to be alone 😭
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@clownlor13
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1 year
@gaylorera from the male perspective?
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@clownlor13
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1 year
@thestare_sense The ayahuasca cleanse for the Taylor-related stress is so real, we need that too
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5 months
and of course they were girls ❤️
@getawaycarvic
Vic 🤍 TORTURED POET 🤍
5 months
Why did this make me cry?
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@clownlor13
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and handsome as hell?
@theglasscloset
Lian ☀️
1 month
shes so tall 😭😭
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@clownlor13
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2 months
“we’ve been trying to keep stories out of the media for a year! Now we’ve decided to reply and make them first page on the eve of the first game of the season! aren’t we the best PR firm ever?!”
@F3MININOMENON
cora 🪸
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travis’ publicist be doing too much because why is she threatening the daily mail no one believes them ever anyway 😭
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@clownlor13
Clau
7 months
all by herself, with no other human being whatsoever
@ThrowbackTaylor
Taylor Swift Updates
7 months
9 years ago today, taylor swift out and about in new york city, new york. april 3, 2014
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@clownlor13
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would you speculate? yes I didn’t think I had this many either
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1 month
burn all the files, desert all your past lives and if you don't recognize yourself that means you did it right
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@clownlor13
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2 months
@yearnlor why isn’t this as the first gaylor proof everywhere? people! priorities!
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@clownlor13
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1 year
@mirrorballboobs yeah, like getaway car has nothing to do with Karlie, but hits different is pretty obvious
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@clownlor13
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1 year
I love investigative journalism gaylor edition
@livsinwonderlnd
liv🪻🛌
1 year
GUYS
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1 month
@beardedlor definitely something is in the air, the lack of enthusiasm toward the golden couple is palpable
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2 months
@LeftShoulderlor "I love working with women, especially gay women"
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@clownlor13
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8 months
@Ahsokalor they could have made it less obvious?! I know all the lore but I haven’t watched it in full for a while and it’s so blatantly incoherent 🤷🏻‍♀️
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3 months
we’re live from Cornelia street oomfs!!!
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@lucydaykisskiss this is not a theory, it’s just a general feeling in her public perception, it might just be that end of summer/party/tour feeling but something is definitely different from last September
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@clownlor13
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7 months
Taylor disco night highlights! The sapphics kinda won
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1 month
these blokes warm the benches…
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@clownlor13
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2 months
exactly a year (and 2 days ago) HI (the fic) was released and this fandom hasn’t been the same since 🤯
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1 year
what’s with her and the jackets off one shoulder? what is she trying to tell us?
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@clownlor13
Clau
1 year
@ridemychairlor Like every straight person not in the know would pause and ask “is she gay?” after this scene
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@clownlor13
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6 months
@thestare_sense yeah, there are rules
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@clownlor13
Clau
2 months
rainbow band?
@comfortkloss
comfort karlie kloss
2 months
🤏🏻
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@clownlor13
Clau
1 year
so, can we talk about Karlie’s astounding emotional intelligence because 🥵 that’s the sexiest thing about 🍪 for me. @lngstryshrt1989 that chapter was really something else!
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@clownlor13
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4 months
that "closest thing to michel pfeiffer I have ever seen" lives in my mind rent free
@hrts4renee
liv ⸆⸉ 🪻🍉 SAW OLIVIA!!
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WHAT 😭😭😭 ok homo
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@clownlor13
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11 months
The choice to leave ‘I did something bad’ for the rep announcement in the middle of this Travis thing is…really interesting 🤔
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@clownlor13
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6 months
@so_it_gays It’s too early on to be a bathroom break anyway now. we need a new one
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@clownlor13
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7 months
@katnation13 There is something so off in this promo
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@clownlor13
Clau
3 months
that feels more like a police interrogation room, not a restaurant
@fruitballtay
Stolen kisses, pretty lies
3 months
never not thinking about three chairs at the restaurant btw
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