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THE CIVIL DEAD ON SHOWTIME/ THE GOLDEN ONE ON HBO/ PIGGY ON HBOMAX/ STONE QUACKERS ON HULU

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this will be great for a game I'm developing where you slip on a banana peel for 40 mins straight
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Disney’s new "Holotile" treadmill/moving floor for VR is insane
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I agree but nows not the time
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I didn’t just watch the Barbie movie, I listened.
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my dad playing peek a boo with me
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Who should be the next James Bond?
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scoob! no!
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he got straight a's and was good at sports. i guess i never considered that
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Legalize comedy
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Euphoria but the cast is even younger, imagine a 4 year old drug dealer
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i wanna be hired to do courtroom sketches and turn in stuff like this
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Martin Scorsese’s Casino was released exactly one day ago #movies
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McDonald’s is half mass for Jean Luc Godard 🫡
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feels so weird being back in the theater
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@WhitmerThomas his name is baker. he was cut from the film after sneezing on kubrick
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acab
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the duality of man
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why is every website wanting me to accept cookies? who do they think i am??? santa claus??
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Chris D’elia hooked up with a 17yr old and might be cancelled. In other words: Chris D’elia did a Seinfeld and might be Louis ck’ed
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My man doing trick shots with poop
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Yeah I have an NFT.... N o, F uck! My hand is stuck in the T oilet again! Help! HELP!!!
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imagine if under his finger was "Annie Hall 2"
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@claytatum
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COPS: "hit her"
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Different angle on 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ out of Indianapolis From this view you can see the cop grope the woman he's restraining, that's why she breaks away Then of course a half dozen cops beat her for not wanting to be groped Lawlessness
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a pig or a dog
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let us know in the replies! ⬇️
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Cheers!
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The Shining did NOT age well. Jack Torrance was very rude in that movie
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Hillary Clinton arrives to the Venice Film Festival.
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Comedians In Car Getting Coffee episode where Seinfeld shows up at D’elia’s place in a school bus
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Hit Man trailer TOMORROW Hit Man poster NOW
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thankful for my favorite float “nut”
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found this old short film I made from 2015 (pre trump)
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The worst part about listening to WTF podcast is all the fast forwarding you gotta do just to get to Marc playing blues guitar
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"he did tre flip the 5 stair but unfortunately forgot to film it"
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Little Women??? Lady Bird??? Wake me up when there’s a Little Men and Guy Bird
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Me and @WhitmerThomas made a feature film and it's premiering at the 2022 @Slamdance Film Festival
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i love stand up comedy!
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🥰 i❤️ny
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This photo says a lot about politics
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gg allin acted like that cuz he had one sip of beer
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i took this photo when i was on set of the star wars movie
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I 🥰 driving
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Trump just agreed for the debates to take place at the poker table with his boys Joe Rogan, Louis CK, Jim Norton and Nick Di Paolo. The table will also feature Sarah Silverman who is technically a girl but is actually one of the boys
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KANYE, NOOOO!
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Imagine my utter surprise when I read my morning paper and saw my name
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In the gentle ghost story “The Civil Dead,” an aimless photographer meets an old friend with an unusual secret.
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David Lynch while writing his movie: “wtf am I smoking? lol, I’m hecka random 🤪” Me watching David lynch: “🧐 ahhh yes, brilliant” Now let’s get this tweet 1 millions likes!
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i love my family
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The ending of ‘OPPENHEIMER’ with music performed live.
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what the hell?
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This year I’m introducing a new zodiac sign. It’s called dimp and it’s Jan 3rd to Oct 4th
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When I listen to music, I like to fill a room up with water
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What’s one music opinion that’ll have you like this
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What about dogbusters? Instead of ghosts, they’re dogs. Not spooky dogs, just normal dogs. Not saying it’s a good idea but wanted to start the conversation
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It'll send a chill down your spine. Watch the teaser trailer for #Ghostbusters : Frozen Empire, coming soon exclusively to movie theaters.
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Biden sucks. He’s gonna debate trump by calling him a “huckleberry cowboy” or some dumb shit and lose literally every state to him. What a fucking goober
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In high school, Pamela Anderson used to pick me up from school and we would go back to my place so she could hear me play the electric guitar. Kinda crazy, but I was really good at the electric guitar
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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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whats covid and whos trump?
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“Perfect!” -NYT
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These react channels are getting out of hand
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M’lady
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what is your favourite line delivery?
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Remember in like 2009 you could write a tweet like “Whole Foods should be called Food 4 More” and then you became a staff writer on a tv show? That’s how I got my job at Parks and Rec. I was 12 at the time which mean they skirted child labor laws to hire me 😎
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THE CIVIL DEAD IS OUT NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME!
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days like today make me hate owning a hedge fund company. pray for me 😢 🙏
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About to fix all my problems
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im johnny knoxville and welcome to marwen
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Thanks gang!
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Slamdance 2022 Award Winners: Audience Award — Narrative Feature The Civil Dead directed by Clay Tatum and Whitmer Thomas
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#10 🎬
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The Letterboxd Top 50 of 2023 so far has been published 👀 Updated weekly by @jackwmoulton , ranked by average user rating. See the full list here:
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Me: “Those boneless wings were great! I cleaned my plate.” Server: “Sir, those were not boneless wings! YOU ATE THE BONES!” Me:
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I love my family
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Who’s the funniest family guy? 1. Stewie 2. Quagmire 3. Peter
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Vote.
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I’m doing this if I ever meet Nathan fielder in person
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middleditch and schwartz and clay tatum
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gonna make a shirt for me and my wife that says, "oppenheim-him" and "oppenheim-her" and throughout the movie, I'm gonna look worried and ask people around me "what's a bomb?"
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Once covid is over, I’m seeing this guy live
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what if there was a gen z hospital?
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“Jamie, pull that up” *my wife (not named Jamie) puts on “best of stewie griffin family guy” on YouTube*
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me and whit directed the new mj lenderman video
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The new MJ Lenderman album 'Manning Fireworks' is out September 6, 2024 on @antirecords Lead single “She’s Leaving You” is out now accompanied by a video directed by Clay Tatum + Whitmer Thomas Listen / watch / pre-order:
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Favorite tweet of your own?
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😢
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One time my gf was ordering wings and saw they had a spicy wing called the 9-1-1 wing and she looked up to our server and confidently said, “I would like to have the 9-11 wings”. I think about that every day
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this seems like an allegory for politics
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The first trailer for Alex Garland’s ‘CIVIL WAR’, starring Kirsten Dunst, Cailee Spaeny and Jesse Plemons. In theaters on April 26.
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I miss being able to touch my eye directly after pumping gas 😢
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Name a better story
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what about instead of x, it’s h or b? Could be cool?
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woody allen 2.0 🚨🚔
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I always get the best ideas in the shower. Like the idea to wash my ass
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the civil dead comes out this year along side these other great films!
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Call me a scab cuz my life a movie
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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no wonder people BULLY me! I just measured myself and I’m ONE FOOT TALL!!!
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Amazon Prime Video has debuted a new feature called "Dialogue Boost," which lets viewers increase the volume of dialogue relative to background music and effects.
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I don’t even wanna tweet this cuz I know no one is gonna believe me but I remember being at my house when the civil war started
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WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣
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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
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