Different angle on 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ out of Indianapolis
From this view you can see the cop grope the woman he's restraining, that's why she breaks away
Then of course a half dozen cops beat her for not wanting to be groped
Lawlessness
Trump just agreed for the debates to take place at the poker table with his boys Joe Rogan, Louis CK, Jim Norton and Nick Di Paolo. The table will also feature Sarah Silverman who is technically a girl but is actually one of the boys
David Lynch while writing his movie:
“wtf am I smoking? lol, I’m hecka random 🤪”
Me watching David lynch:
“🧐 ahhh yes, brilliant”
Now let’s get this tweet 1 millions likes!
What about dogbusters? Instead of ghosts, they’re dogs. Not spooky dogs, just normal dogs. Not saying it’s a good idea but wanted to start the conversation
Biden sucks. He’s gonna debate trump by calling him a “huckleberry cowboy” or some dumb shit and lose literally every state to him. What a fucking goober
In high school, Pamela Anderson used to pick me up from school and we would go back to my place so she could hear me play the electric guitar. Kinda crazy, but I was really good at the electric guitar
Remember in like 2009 you could write a tweet like “Whole Foods should be called Food 4 More” and then you became a staff writer on a tv show? That’s how I got my job at Parks and Rec. I was 12 at the time which mean they skirted child labor laws to hire me 😎
gonna make a shirt for me and my wife that says, "oppenheim-him" and "oppenheim-her" and throughout the movie, I'm gonna look worried and ask people around me "what's a bomb?"
The new MJ Lenderman album 'Manning Fireworks' is out September 6, 2024 on
@antirecords
Lead single “She’s Leaving You” is out now accompanied by a video directed by Clay Tatum + Whitmer Thomas
Listen / watch / pre-order:
One time my gf was ordering wings and saw they had a spicy wing called the 9-1-1 wing and she looked up to our server and confidently said, “I would like to have the 9-11 wings”. I think about that every day
Amazon Prime Video has debuted a new feature called "Dialogue Boost," which lets viewers increase the volume of dialogue relative to background music and effects.